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A two-headed dolphin has washed up on a beach in Western Turkey, local media has reported.
The private Dogan news agency said the remains of conjoined dolphin calf were discovered on a beach in Dikili, near the Aegean city of Izmir last week by a Tugrul Metin, gym teacher who was holidaying in the area.
Akdeniz University marine biologist Mehmet Gokoglu was quoted as saying the dolphin was a rare occurrence, similar to conjoined twins.
But Mr Gokoglu denied media reports that his university in Antalya, southern Turkey, is studying the remains. He said the university would be happy to display them, but it is still unaware of the where the remains of the dolphin have been taken to.
Source: www.independent.co.uk

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I am here to help. Please pour out your hearts.

Yea it happens but you need to get it off your mind fast!
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This looks like FP material o!

Or what do y'all fink

…Say they have failed the north

From NOAH EBIJE, Kaduna

Alhaji Maitama Sule led Northern Elders Forum (NEF) has lambasted past Heads of State as well as present crop of leaders from the north, saying that they have failed to rescue the region from security and economic challenges over the years.

“The Forum notes that the state of security and economic challenges of the North are deteriorating, in spite of its wealth of leaders and elders who should use their God-given privileges, power and inuence to aect a reversal of these dangerous trends.

“It is no secret that the vast majority of Northerners lament their marginalization, insecurity and poverty, and blames it in large part on the inability or unwillingness of its past and present leaders to utilize all access to power which they enjoy, to bring us redress and relief”. The Elders noted.

Addressing a press conference yesterday, a member of the NEF, Solomon Dalung along another member who was a former Federal Permanent secretary, Hakeem Baba-Ahmed, said, “We have the mandate of our leader, Alhaji Maitama Sule to read this statement at this press conference after our meeting last week”.

The Elders also warned President Goodluck Jonathan to as a matter of urgency rescue the Chibok girls and bring Boko Haram crisis to an end or he would be denied re-election in the region in 2015 general elections.

They said, “General Yakubu Gowon, Alhaji Shehu Shagari, General Muhammadu Buhari, General Ibrahim Badamasi Babangida, General Abdussalami Abubakar, Alhaji Atiku Abubakar, Architect Namadi Sambo, General T.Y Danjuma and all retired Chief Justices of Nigeria from the North represent grossly under-utilized assets of the North. The N.E.F joins millions of Northerners in appealing to these leaders to raise their levels of involvement in the fortunes of our region in every endeavour or fora they are involved.

“In these dicult days when every hand must be on deck, if these leaders cannot visibly help to transform the fortunes of the North in the next few months, they will leave northerners with the damaging impression that they have abandoned the region and the people to its seemingly irreversible decline and ultimate destruction.

Source: Daily Sun

The apartheid has finally collapsed. Nairaland Mandela is finally free.
Thanks to everybody who made it possible. Especially the likes of Kofi "seun" annan, ban ki moond44,
and other wonderful people here!

Dick is back!
Drat! Double Drat!!

I think say na only me dey craze

Thread for mad pipo!
#Zooms off

CORTANA:

Meaning

mumubynature: ;DSame question i asked when i realised R-Kelly never collect any Grammy.

They should at least make it less obvious

purplesummer: Rotfl. The controversial DickDastardly.

Nice pics

Its with heart filled to the brim with anger that i write to know why i have not been able to make Front Page with any of my insightful, educative and entertaining threads spanning up to three years.
I need to know the criteria for making front page here, as i know people who sometimes has three topics same time on front page. Even when i post stories with source here first, some other guys that post same story hours after mine still get theirs sent to front page. See, its not as if my life depends on it, but its a thing of principle. I hate bias of any form. The officials need to tell me why i am not eligible for front page slot. It almost feels like one is quarantined for some reason best known to the mods on nairaland here.
I am tired of my FTC laurels and needs to upgrade my nairaland trophy room with a landmark front page achievement.
Oga seun and the mods, over to you!

From Dick, the Dastardly one.

Its with heart filled to the brim with anger that i write to know why i have not been able to make Front Page with any of my insightful, educative and entertaining threads spanning up to three years.
I need to know the criteria for making front page here, as i know people who sometimes has three topics same time on front page. Even when i post stories with source here first, some other guys that post same story hours after mine still get theirs sent to front page. See, its not as if my life depends on it, but its a thing of principle. I hate bias of any form. The officials need to tell me why i am not eligible for front page slot. It almost feels like one is quarantined for some reason best known to the mods on nairaland here.
I am tired of my FTC laurels and needs to upgrade my nairaland trophy room with a landmark front page achievement.
Oga seun and the mods, over to you!

From Dick, the Dastardly one.

Mynd44: http://saharareporters.com/2014/08/09/police-shoot-anti-boko-haram-protesters-borno

This is what i call excellent MODding!

Unlike one millitant mod in one religious section

Mynd44: http://news.findnigeria.com/article/103614_fifa-u-20-women-nigeria-score-fastest-goal

Very hardworking Mod. More grease to your elbow!
Yours dastardly,
Dick

I am left with little or no Bleep to give

Just zooming by on high speed

Is that why they call him President Jonathan

I guess they mean retroviral drugs for hiv

This is a very very idle talk.
Btw, go tell that to moyes

How annoying

I wish them a million worse things than ebola

Return that phone where your papa keep am before thunder go strike your prick-cap comot

I think the pericadium on your left brain has shrank badly due to boko and ebola trauma. You need to see a shrink asap so as not to loose the emigdala too. I.e your brain is presently more or less an organic IED waiting to go kaboom

Dr Dastrdly.

Hope its not ebola

Just cruising by