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orimipe: Is he dead?

Whats in it for you if i tell you he is dead?

I smell.........you know the rest

Simply appologize to mama and give the babe some brutal annal and fisting for punishment
You ok now

APC or PDP two sides of same bad coin!

She is one of the most popular, hated and controversial female figure in politics section. Maybe beause she is always in support of one eastern governors and likes to cast aspersions on GEJ.
We initially started with PMs and later were chatting on bbm. Till we started talking on phone.
Nothing about the phone conversation gave her away as the kind of things she later did to me.
And so it happened that i had a cause to be in Lagos for a meeting. So i decided to let her know and meet up with her too.........
.......to be continued

51 of the 100boys
Remaining 49boys
The North, throwing everything at having firm grip on power since 1914.
They should all be dropped with chopper in the middle of sambisa to serve as diterent to other would be puns and minions in the hands of northern elders.
Drat!

Dolemite: It's not a dare my sweet! I am serious.

I think you should propose to good old dickdastardly instead. I dont own nairaland but i am an afficionado in bedmathics and sexual gymnastics

Seun: Someone dared you to do this, right? Congrats on winning the dare.

I think its an honest proposal. So sir, will you marry her?

Mine is Seun

Hmmmm
Na masqurade festival wan start o!

Well, this is one way to make a first impression. Oklahoma teacher Lorie Hill decided it would be a great idea to start her new job as a high school teacher by getting sloshed and dropping her drawers. Technically, it wasn’t the first day of school — students haven’t returned from summer break yet — but it was the first day back for teachers, so maybe that’s why Hill was playing a little fast and loose with the rules. Police were called when Hill was reluctant to leave the classroom after being discovered by other faculty members. Cops discovered a cup with vodka in it in her car and Hill admitted to throwing a few back that morning. No word on why Hill was pantsless, but it’s safe to say, parents at the school are not impressed by the new teacher’s performance thus far. “I don’t know, as an adult, I just don’t know how you can be a professional teacher and teaching young people, and then show up drunk,” Frank Sandiford, a parent of a Wagoner student, said. The school district remained mum on how Hill will be disciplined, but I’m guessing she won’t be teaching any lessons until she’s learned one herself.

Source: Me (Eye witness)...i was there live!

The new name for death now is Ebola. I see no reason why its still called disease.
Ebola is a one way ticket to grave, no other detour. Lets spread the awareness for this death's prevention guidelines rather than the current panic campaign!

#TeamNoHandShake
Say no to touching-body and always maintain good hygiene.
If you can afford SANITIZER, get one today and regularly wash hands with them.

Stay clean, stay alive!

DickDastardly loves you.

Nothing wrong
But dont forget to buy baby things once she starts work

Encapsulation and synopsis of wretchedness

FPAF means Front Page Aaron Fever.

Simply put.....Inability of Threads to make front page.

Now i need a front page direct entry catalyst........asap.

LM Ayedum.......your help is needed here

Any question class

Definition of a Mod.

1. someone who moderates Walton

Angling was a moderator of passions.

2. the person who presides over a synod of a Presbyterian Church
3. (physics) a substance (often water or graphite) used to decrease the speed of fast neutrons in a nuclear reactor and hence increase likelihood of fission
4. a device used to deaden some of the noise from a firearm, although not to the same extent as a suppressor or silencer.
5. (UK) An examiner at Oxford and Cambridge universities.
6. (Ireland) At the University of Dublin, either the first (senior) or second (junior) in rank in an examination for the degree of Bachelor of Arts.
7. A mechanical arrangement for regulating motion in a machine, or producing equality of effect.

Tired of the preambles?
Ok time for the real deal

A mod is like a police officer. The only difference is that a mod has no physical means of collecting "egunje", so he or she is more dangerous to deal with, due to frustration.
Beware of a hungry mod to avoid "accidental (discharge) banning"

Physical attributes
(1) An ALBINO has a better chance of becoming a Mod
(2) A chronic STAMMERER is a Mod born for the job.
(3) An extreme and suicidal INTROVERT is destined for supermodding

More to come....
Prof Himself.

I will take time out of my very tight mischief schedule to bring you guys a lecture on Modding.
It's not only for the existing Mods we have here, but for aspiring Mods here or any other platform.
This by no means is not a slight on any existing Mod here as most of them have been awesome in their Modding functions.
Lets move straight to classroom

Prof Dastardly.
Associate Prof. Of Modding Dept
Yale University

nnadychuks: mami water dolphin

Na na na
In dexter's voice *its called genetic anomaly*

Mods!

Dont keep me waiting!

I am sure of front page with this master piece

Finally, front page beckons