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No one to invite good old dicky

BoiledCorn: Ota, Ogun state. Come with female friends

No, I will only come with my Dog

Or mynd44 sef!

I wish Seun will invite me for the rice. I will prefer Ofada stew!

BoiledCorn: Am very generous come as you are

Whats your location?

I feel like eating tomorrow (sunday) rice in a Nairalander's house. Who will invite me?

Note: The person must be ebola-free o!

Bastards wasting the money my forefathers made on their plantations on bombs, while ebola ravages west africa. Cant wait for them to turn russia and usa to ashes!
Drat!

Good health is more important than any dirty culture.



For me, its bye bye to hand shake for now!

Leetunechi: It means u are gettin a BAN very soon

For dreaming?
If i slalalalalap u ee

Seun did you dream the same dream

romzyxy: mehn......u r out of ur mind thinking that ur dream mean something

It does mean something. And thats what i'm gonna find out

McWhillion: seun for kill u na

Im no fit. Na berem come save am

In the dream, i was walking down a street and suddenly seun emerged from the blues with mynd44 and Oam4j tagging along. Somehow a fight broke out between me and them. I fought them like a wild lion. I floored seun's allies in less than 5secs, seun was left standing alone. We circled each other for a while before going in for the final kill. But just before we made the dash, berem emerged from nowhere and called us to stop with the most sonorious angelic voice i've ever heard . Thats when i woke up with a jumpy start breathing heavily.


Now what does all this mean
Help a confused Nairalander

What do you think?

Ebola + Apc + Mr Sawyer + everything evil = APC (illuminati Party)

#spits on Tinubu+Buhari's head.

Drat!

Fake Seun!

Idrismusty97: As long as it is for economic reasons it would be great! We need to completely dissociate ourselves from the West. I am happy India has now replace the US as the largest buyer of our Crude oil. We are now selling Liquefied Natural Gas(LNG) worth over $2bn annually to Turkey. We are China 3rd largest African trading partner. And our government have been singing economic deals with Pakistan. I can see we are gradually dissociating ourselves from the influence of the West. We should join the BRICS bank to complete this equation.

Word!
Innsha Allah we shall have our right identity soon.

Source: NTA news.

This is a major step in islamizing Nigeria!
A welcomed development.
ALLAHU AKBAR!

churchie: A Chinese couple in a bid to force their adult son to get a job, have taken him to court. Xu Qing, 29, has refused to work ever since leaving university, claiming that employment is too boring.

Lazy bone. E wan chop "mama tankyu" 4eva

Chain his two hands and legs. Fly him to Liberia, and drop him on top of an EBOLA infested dead body. And he will be fine.
What nonsense

Why do dull people always lead

Pic looks like its taken in some "old people's home"

Calling JEHOVA brother to Allah is blasphemy!
"Thou shall not have any other God aside me"

Nice

collynzov5: Just another Yoruba thieving Pastor looking for more publicity and money.

Etisalat made you beat me to it.

And yet another publicity stunt by another hardened TITHE-THIEF. Man of Dog why make your mission to Sambisa public
Bon voyage and Goodluck!

Ur sister's phone number so i can confirm this story or it never happened

Now ya'll know who i be, i demand some respect

General Electric announced $2bn in new investments in Africa through 2018 on Monday, as Washington kicked off the US-Africa Summit, aimed at boosting commercial relations.

GE, which already has a substantial presence in the continent, said the new investments will include health training programs in several countries including Nigeria, Kenya and Ghana, a new facility in Nigeria for manufacturing and assembling machinery, mainly for the oil sector, customer support systems in South Africa and other operations.

The US engineering giant also said it will announce during the summit this week a $1 billion power and railway equipment deal with Angola, supported by the US Export-Import Bank.

GE Chief Executive Jeffrey Immelt, Cousin to DICKDASTARDLY, said Africa has become GE’s most promising region for growth.

“The growth is real and now,” with the electric power sector the top priority for much of the continent, he told journalists.

GE already supplies power generation turbines and other equipment to plants from Egypt and Algeria to South Africa, and recently set a deal to buy the power generation unit of France’s Alstom, which it hopes will help it gain a foothold in Africa’s growing hydropower sector.

Immelt said the summit, which will see more than 40 African heads of state and government welcomed by President Barack Obama, should open the eyes of US businesses to the opportunities in Africa.

US companies have fallen behind competitors from Europe and Asia, especially China, in the region.

“When the president of the United States says something is important, people take notice,” he said
Source: Punch

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