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Nairaland General › Re: You Sabi Yab? Oya Enter Make We Test Muscle! by DickDastardly(op): 10:56pm On Aug 01, 2014
Xtarxhyne: wetin dey won molest..u wey b say na cock u dey compete wit
Hahahahahaha

Fatality!
Nairaland General › Re: You Sabi Yab? Oya Enter Make We Test Muscle! by DickDastardly(op): 10:55pm On Aug 01, 2014
cushycute: No tell me say ur energy no reach half ur mouth. Ure born lippy and not dicky so change ur moniker o
I've dug several toilets today, so the last three wont kill me. How about digging your septic tank tomorrow? cheesy
Nairaland General › Re: You Sabi Yab? Oya Enter Make We Test Muscle! by DickDastardly(op): 10:53pm On Aug 01, 2014
cushycute: wink
@lorlaahlolz do u know u can be a model? Make up does wonders cheesy
With that her ijaw canoe head ? angry tongue
Nairaland General › Re: You Sabi Yab? Oya Enter Make We Test Muscle! by DickDastardly(op): 10:50pm On Aug 01, 2014
3girls Vs 1guy?

Abeg make i take style waka go sleep b4 una go rape me here raw cheesy
Nairaland General › Re: You Sabi Yab? Oya Enter Make We Test Muscle! by DickDastardly(op): 10:48pm On Aug 01, 2014
Xtarxhyne: I no yab again..till tmao
Or u don take style gif up cheesy
Nairaland General › Re: You Sabi Yab? Oya Enter Make We Test Muscle! by DickDastardly(op): 10:47pm On Aug 01, 2014
#TeamFineBoyNoPimple kiss
Nairaland General › Re: You Sabi Yab? Oya Enter Make We Test Muscle! by DickDastardly(op): 10:46pm On Aug 01, 2014
cushycute: grin cheesy You're funny, in the way that you make people laugh at you. #dollophead
Oya make we post our two pinshure, make we know who im head resemble shapeless pottash? cheesy
Nairaland General › Re: You Sabi Yab? Oya Enter Make We Test Muscle! by DickDastardly(op): 10:42pm On Aug 01, 2014
fattbabakay: sey u pack locust beans 4 mouth nii?? How come the whole thread dey smell??
From your monicker, i guess u look more like that GEJ's fat bloated foster son cheesy

How u dey battle obesity naa? tongue
Nairaland General › Re: You Sabi Yab? Oya Enter Make We Test Muscle! by DickDastardly(op): 10:40pm On Aug 01, 2014
Xtarxhyne: tank God say na ma money I use buy....u wey b say name ur gf dey feed u,after u don wash ur co-bfs boxers
Hahahahaha!

TECHNICAL KNOCKOUT!


BRUTALITY!
Nairaland General › Re: You Sabi Yab? Oya Enter Make We Test Muscle! by DickDastardly(op): 10:36pm On Aug 01, 2014
cushycute: Nah lie! Una school no get anthem. If dem get make sleep now, nah only Great ife (OAU) get well recognized school anthem
U mean this great ife?

Nairaland General › Re: You Sabi Yab? Oya Enter Make We Test Muscle! by DickDastardly(op): 10:34pm On Aug 01, 2014
Xtarxhyne: he he he..no b me go comment
Make that ur necklace no burn ur neck o! wink
Bling bling...10000....N5 grin
Nairaland General › Re: You Sabi Yab? Oya Enter Make We Test Muscle! by DickDastardly(op): 10:32pm On Aug 01, 2014
cushycute: See this one wan dey form say u go better schl! If I hear ehn? Shey no be u be that boi cheesy don't let's blow the whistle here okay? Now be a nice boi and go to cage grin
#singing ur school anthem
"Our school is......"

Nairaland General › Re: You Sabi Yab? Oya Enter Make We Test Muscle! by DickDastardly(op): 10:27pm On Aug 01, 2014
cushycute: E pain u abi? Oya no cry ( robs head) just grant me that request ..... Ur absence
As you were joor! tongue

Nairaland General › Re: You Sabi Yab? Oya Enter Make We Test Muscle! by DickDastardly(op): 10:23pm On Aug 01, 2014
All dis mago-mago students wey dey use counterfeit pay school fees angry
Na advised-to-withdraw remain, as una GP don flat finish like punctured tube
Nairaland General › Re: You Sabi Yab? Oya Enter Make We Test Muscle! by DickDastardly(op): 10:17pm On Aug 01, 2014
cushycute: Oh no can't even sit wit u! Checked out ur pictures and my opinion; u should get a lincense for being Ugly dude! I do fine dudes only
Fatality!

Nairaland General › Re: You Sabi Yab? Oya Enter Make We Test Muscle! by DickDastardly(op): 10:10pm On Aug 01, 2014
Lorlaahlozz: ;Dfunny thread


Pls dnt yab me oo..iono sabi as them dey yab..I just wan feed my eyes ni oo sad
Dat ur pinshure be like ur mama don catsh d stupid boi wen gi u belle cheesy

Nairaland General › Re: You Sabi Yab? Oya Enter Make We Test Muscle! by DickDastardly(op): 10:06pm On Aug 01, 2014
Lorlaahlozz: ;Dfunny thread


Pls dnt yab me oo..iono sabi as them dey yab..I just wan feed my eyes ni oo sad
Fine girl, u never even enter thread mess don dey smell, you chop rotten beans tongue
Nairaland General › Re: You Sabi Yab? Oya Enter Make We Test Muscle! by DickDastardly(op): 10:01pm On Aug 01, 2014
cushycute: Boiled corn / maize u should tell that to dickdastardly. moreover if dare put mouth again I will Pop u and eat u while I watch movies with dickdastardly cheesy
I'm interesed in that part that said "watch movies with dickdastardly", but i must be on my full safety kit tongue

Ebola no dey show for face cheesy

Nairaland General › Re: You Sabi Yab? Oya Enter Make We Test Muscle! by DickDastardly(op): 9:56pm On Aug 01, 2014
Your face is so ugly that your tears run upwards and down the back of your head wen you cry grin

Nairaland General › Re: You Sabi Yab? Oya Enter Make We Test Muscle! by DickDastardly(op): 9:54pm On Aug 01, 2014
cushycute: smh, u mate dey bed
U give up and i go to bed tongue
Nairaland General › Re: You Sabi Yab? Oya Enter Make We Test Muscle! by DickDastardly(op): 9:49pm On Aug 01, 2014
BoiledCorn: dickdastardly, u suppose dey chop ban wella, which strings u dey pull.
If i venture lay hand on cocoa nut or pear, your name(boiledcunt) go be sorry tongue
Nairaland General › Re: You Sabi Yab? Oya Enter Make We Test Muscle! by DickDastardly(op): 9:42pm On Aug 01, 2014
sainty2k3: Wowo girls a always try to make up for their lack of beauty by adding prefix or suffix to thier name e,g cushyCUTE. Na so u wowo reach, Nl self no fit upload ur picture.
You, your pinsure nko? Abi u no wan make we see your Shapeless pottash Head? cheesy
Nairaland General › Re: You Sabi Yab? Oya Enter Make We Test Muscle! by DickDastardly(op): 9:39pm On Aug 01, 2014
Na wao!
You escape Shekau for Chibok, come go enter Mr Sawyer hand.
How manage? Had i known dey always come last, you for chill for sambisa small cheesy

Nairaland General › Re: You Sabi Yab? Oya Enter Make We Test Muscle! by DickDastardly(op): 9:35pm On Aug 01, 2014
cushycute: I for slap u but e go be animal abuse
Abeg no slap with bare hands o! Ebola is real, first wear glove. Still dey ponder upon how your name manage enter Mr Sawyer contacts list tongue
Health › Re: Ebola: 69 Under Watch, Two Isolated, Says FG by DickDastardly(m): 9:29pm On Aug 01, 2014
Make dem give them 3shots of crushed bitterkola soaked in kaikai ........ Prof Maurice Iwu
Nairaland General › Re: You Sabi Yab? Oya Enter Make We Test Muscle! by DickDastardly(op): 9:19pm On Aug 01, 2014
cushycute: embarassed do you have to leave so soon ? Awwwww and was about to poison the tea
Yeah, had to bail. Couldnt stand ur family pinsure tongue

Nairaland General › Re: You Sabi Yab? Oya Enter Make We Test Muscle! by DickDastardly(op): 8:55pm On Aug 01, 2014
Ur nyash-hole hair don grow long sotee children dey think say na monkey tail u get grin

Oya hit me!
Nairaland General › Re: You Sabi Yab? Oya Enter Make We Test Muscle! by DickDastardly(op): 8:51pm On Aug 01, 2014
cushycute: ke people no dey yab your 3feet "height"huh
Self confidence crisis tongue


Don't want dickheads born on Benin - Ore express(where most ACCIDENTS happen) seeing my pishure not lack of self confidence cheesy
Uppercut!
Nairaland General › Re: You Sabi Yab? Oya Enter Make We Test Muscle! by DickDastardly(op): 8:37pm On Aug 01, 2014
Btw, u sure say ur name no follow for the list of pipo wey Mr Sawyer, abi suya meet for hotel for lagos? cheesy
Nairaland General › Re: You Sabi Yab? Oya Enter Make We Test Muscle! by DickDastardly(op): 8:34pm On Aug 01, 2014
cushycute: Dickdarstar..... Its a pity ure trying to form Friday but blive me Ure like a Monday nobody likes you tongue
E better as them no like me sef. Less hand shake to worry about. Avoiding Ebola tinz tongue
Nairaland General › Re: You Sabi Yab? Oya Enter Make We Test Muscle! by DickDastardly(op): 8:27pm On Aug 01, 2014
cushycute: Dick..... Or wetin u be? I get d feeling say u di*k no reach nah y u call ursef that nah. Just nah babes wey dey add cute for their moniker no too dey cute ;d
Why do i have the feeling that somebody ate soured beans this nighthuh Abeg see my head o! cheesy
Nairaland General › Re: You Sabi Yab? Oya Enter Make We Test Muscle! by DickDastardly(op): 8:24pm On Aug 01, 2014
cushycute: Why u tell am say yoke when u know say if no be yolk e go be joke and if she no yoke she go burden. Btw u be awo boi?
Why you remove that your pinshure. Na make people no dey yab your 3feet "height"huh
Self confidence crisis tongue

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