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Politics › Re: Onitsha 2nd Niger Bridge: Massive Work Ongoing (pictures) by DickDastardly(m): 7:44pm On Jul 19, 2014

And Chino to the rescue yet again!

Seun......Oya Frontinus Pagito!

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Christianity Etc › Re: JOIN Illuminati:illuminati Membership Now Open. by DickDastardly(m): 6:57pm On Jul 19, 2014

For 419 school, you still dey find admission!
Learner!

Literature › Re: Lifestyle Of The Poor And Dangerous (the Story Of My Crazy Life) by DickDastardly(m): 1:38pm On Jul 19, 2014

a looney on the loose

Politics › Re: B'haram Attack On Yoruba Land Will Begin The End Of Nigeria’– Afenifere by DickDastardly(m): 1:33pm On Jul 19, 2014

Mouth Canisters sounding off.
It would have been abnormal if they dont8)

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Politics › Re: I Though She Was Being Kidnapped by DickDastardly(m): 6:48am On Jul 19, 2014

hmmm!
interracial milf things

Politics › Re: Am very silly For Banning Some People Here by DickDastardly(m): 6:33am On Jul 19, 2014

then bend down make we lash you some e-strokes for all the Bans.
Infact we go bannish you to Banana iceland.

Sports › Re: Photo :michael Babatunde In Lagos With Broken Hand by DickDastardly(m): 1:05pm On Jul 18, 2014

Timaya

Politics › Re: 'de Law' Arrested At Apc Rally by DickDastardly(m): 1:01pm On Jul 18, 2014

Gossip!

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Islam › Re: Belgium: Woman Assists More Than 1000 Become Muslims by DickDastardly(m): 12:50pm On Jul 18, 2014

Islam minus Radicalism appeals so much to me. But anything forceful is totally unacceptable to me. Woman carry go, as long as you people dont sooner or later embrace the violent version.

Allah is Great!

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Politics › Re: Osita Chidoka Going For Confirmation Hearing (pictures) by DickDastardly(m): 4:11pm On Jul 17, 2014

Hmmmm!

Autos › Re: Would You Buy A €20,000 Limited Edition Bike? by DickDastardly(m): 2:55pm On Jul 17, 2014

€20,000 for "LongJohn"?
Now that's a real Waaa!
Drat!

Sports › Re: Akwa Ibom International Stadium enters Final Stage Of Construction. by DickDastardly(m): 5:57am On Jul 17, 2014

Man of the Year!

Events › Re: Happy Birthday To Oluwaseun Osewa. by DickDastardly(m): 5:48am On Jul 17, 2014

Dear Seun,
Here below is your surprise Bof Dei cake.

From Dick, the Dastardly Duke of Mischief Deeds
cool

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Politics › Re: Masquerade's Chase Leads To 5-month-old Baby's Death In Soup Pot by DickDastardly(m): 10:24pm On Jul 16, 2014

^^^
Rochas "OKOROSHA" and APC huh

Wrecking havoc in Imo State since 2000BC

Drat! Tripple Drat!!!

Business › Why Can't I Own An Oil Bloc Too? by DickDastardly(op): 6:22am On Jul 16, 2014

I use to hear about it. From Danjuma to Emeka, from Maideribe to bla bla bla. What is the course one will read in school to be qualified to own one? Or am i not a Nigerian again huh

How do i write and address the application and cover letter?Is Danjuma's head two? See nobody should tell me am dreaming cause i need a private jet like them too.
If i am not given my own oil bloc today, "I will make Nairaland Ungovernable for Seun"
So Somebody should tell me how to get and own my own Oil Bloc not later than today, or else "the Dogs and Baboons will visit Nairaland today"

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Politics › Re: Senator NDUME Secret With BH EXPOSED. Purchased 400 Golf Cars As Gifts. by DickDastardly(m): 11:59pm On Jul 15, 2014

Nice Stew but no Sauce huh

Nairaland General › Re: ....and I Threw Away The Suya! by DickDastardly(op): 11:54pm On Jul 15, 2014

olu77: This is a story that touches the heart. Next time get a N100 condom, throw all the suya inside and swallow your thing. It is the only way you can enjoy your money without contacting HIV.

Nairaland General › Re: ....and I Threw Away The Suya! by DickDastardly(op): 11:54pm On Jul 15, 2014

missberrypop5: Why? U should have socked it in jik, boil it with maggi and salt, then eat it. #friendly•suggestion

I catch you with the suya vex wey i dey inside ee

Nairaland General › Re: ....and I Threw Away The Suya! by DickDastardly(op): 11:37pm On Jul 15, 2014

delishpot: God bless you.

for what

Nairaland General › Re: ....and I Threw Away The Suya! by DickDastardly(op): 11:35pm On Jul 15, 2014

krall: My friend go and sleep

but its true

Nairaland General › ....and I Threw Away The Suya! by DickDastardly(op): 11:27pm On Jul 15, 2014

I went to buy Suya from Aboki tonite. While cutting it he mistakenly slashed his fingers and bled profusely while putting the suya together. I wanted to leave him and the suya without paying but later paid and collected it. I also told sorry about his injury while cursing and swearing under my breath. Immediately i left, i threw away the N500 suya and sucked all the way home for loosing that N500 to the goody goody side of me. i am still mourning the N500 and the missed Suya.
Should i have abandoned him at the point of his injury?

Note: one can contact disease from blood.