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Politics › Re: Breaking News: Lai Mohammed Ports To PDP! by DickDastardly(op): 10:51pm On Jul 15, 2014
experimentist: Who b dis dickhead
Na that your palle class mate wen dey always beat am for draught.
Remembet me nowhuh
Education › Re: Don't Waste Ur Sperm Anymore, Worths 200,000.00 by DickDastardly(m): 10:48pm On Jul 15, 2014
Lie lie!
Na baby factory una wan use am operate
Politics › Breaking News: Lai Mohammed Ports To PDP! by DickDastardly(op): 10:45pm On Jul 15, 2014
tongue grin
Heart Attack for APC e-Rats........
Make una no vex, i just wan give una assignment before i sleep.
Politics › Re: Aregbesola Is Sharing Recharge Cards To Osun Voters. Mogbe!!!! by DickDastardly(m): 10:32pm On Jul 15, 2014
franciskaine: will u guys stop dis nonsense everywhere! what is nairaland turning into? what has jonathan really done so special for the past 5yrs dat is worth all this online fight and war. are Nigerians this confused that they don't know what they wish for themselves again! nawaoo.
Yabaleft calling!


Guy where you read Jonathan for inside this tori.......signs of an infuriated and frustrated Janjaweeeeeeeder!
Politics › Re: APC Is Losing Control Of Nairaland Politics Section.. Hallelujah by DickDastardly(m): 10:16pm On Jul 15, 2014
grin Crazy thread i dey tellsss you eeee!
#Make i pretend say i no dey partisan

Muchechechehecheheche
then,
Buahahahahahahahahaha!





















GEJ till TINUBU stop to dey use froggy binocular googles
Politics › Re: Impeachments Could Cause Tension In Nigeria—atiku Warns PDP by DickDastardly(m): 7:05pm On Jul 15, 2014
Cos you are at the receiving endhuh
Sports › Re: FG Responds To FIFA Ban By Stopping N253 Million NFF Monthly Pay! by DickDastardly(m): 11:20am On Jul 15, 2014
CHECKMATE!
One looting conduit locked down.
Thank you FG.
Politics › Re: Final Battle At Confab• As Crisis Hits Northern Camp by DickDastardly(m): 6:07am On Jul 14, 2014
"INTERVENTION FUND FOR REBUILDING THE ENTIRE NORTH?"

And South East has been left unattended to for decades after the war ended.
Smh! for one Nigeria
Christianity Etc › Re: My Sincere View On Muslims by DickDastardly(m): 6:53am On Jul 13, 2014
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bullcrrrrrrrrrrrrrrap!
Islam affects moslems like Zombie virus........once the bug strikes, all they think of is KILL KILL KILL.
Family › Re: I'm Not Happy With My Hubby by DickDastardly(m): 6:39am On Jul 13, 2014
If he didn't take the job and his salary aint much, you'll still be the one to come here and complain about his laziness and lack of ambition.
Calm the fvck down and things will pan themselves out.
Nairaland General › Re: Islam And Zombie Virus: What's Their Similarities And Differences On Humans? by DickDastardly(op): 8:50am On Jul 12, 2014
Zombies: Moves slowly dragging feet on the ground when flesh is not in sight.

Moslems: Moves slowly dragging feet on the ground while going round a black stone in saudi arabia!
Nairaland General › Re: Islam And Zombie Virus: What's Their Similarities And Differences On Humans? by DickDastardly(op): 8:46am On Jul 12, 2014
cool
Nairaland General › Re: Islam And Zombie Virus: What's Their Similarities And Differences On Humans? by DickDastardly(op): 8:37am On Jul 12, 2014
Zombies: Driven by hunger for flesh and more human flesh.

Moslems: Driven by the need to exterminate infidels by gruesomely slashing their throat where ever they are found!
Nairaland General › Re: Islam And Zombie Virus: What's Their Similarities And Differences On Humans? by DickDastardly(op): 8:35am On Jul 12, 2014
Zombies: Highly feared for their cruelty in eating human flesh.

Moslems: Highly feared for their penchant for blood letting, especially slashing of human throat!
Nairaland General › Re: Islam And Zombie Virus: What's Their Similarities And Differences On Humans? by DickDastardly(op): 8:33am On Jul 12, 2014
Zombies: Feeds on any human that's not Zombie

Moslems: Slaughters any human infidel that's not a moslem.
Nairaland General › Islam And Zombie Virus: What's Their Similarities And Differences On Humans? by DickDastardly(op): 8:30am On Jul 12, 2014
Lets's flow!
Nairaland General › Re: Help! A Lion Just Entered My Compound Now! by DickDastardly(op): 6:52am On Jul 12, 2014
0rex: Lol! No worry...Next time no be only lion go waka come.
undecided
Nairaland General › Re: Help! A Lion Just Entered My Compound Now! by DickDastardly(op): 6:50am On Jul 12, 2014
adanduka: Don't you want to go to heaven?
I wil ask Google, Ifa and Cortana!
Nairaland General › Re: Help! A Lion Just Entered My Compound Now! by DickDastardly(op): 6:48am On Jul 12, 2014
glitest: SMH!..You'll stop seeing things once you lay of the weed. grin grin
No let make me catsh u o! sad
Nairaland General › Re: Help! A Lion Just Entered My Compound Now! by DickDastardly(op): 11:24pm On Jul 11, 2014
And thats all for tonite folks. wink

Nairaland General › Re: Help! A Lion Just Entered My Compound Now! by DickDastardly(op): 11:19pm On Jul 11, 2014
Your prayers really helped me. grin
Nairaland General › Re: Help! A Lion Just Entered My Compound Now! by DickDastardly(op): 11:18pm On Jul 11, 2014
And thats how i caged it folks
Nairaland General › Re: Help! A Lion Just Entered My Compound Now! by DickDastardly(op): 11:16pm On Jul 11, 2014
here goes......

Nairaland General › Re: Help! A Lion Just Entered My Compound Now! by DickDastardly(op): 11:15pm On Jul 11, 2014
Pheeew!
No be small battle cool
Nairaland General › Re: Help! A Lion Just Entered My Compound Now! by DickDastardly(op): 11:14pm On Jul 11, 2014
I'm on top of the situation now......picture of the lion loading
Nairaland General › Re: Help! A Lion Just Entered My Compound Now! by DickDastardly(op): 11:07pm On Jul 11, 2014
i have made up my mind to charge at it. it you dont get an update in the next 10mins. that wil be it. i need your prayers now. here goes
Nairaland General › Re: Help! A Lion Just Entered My Compound Now! by DickDastardly(op): 10:59pm On Jul 11, 2014
Nairalanders pls pray for me
Nairaland General › Re: Help! A Lion Just Entered My Compound Now! by DickDastardly(op): 10:59pm On Jul 11, 2014
krall: get two pieces of red cloth.
Soak it in bucket of alomo
Add pepper, 3 live snail, potash, bitter leaf and 1 boiled egg.
Put in a pot and boil
Drink the mixture and eat the egg/ snail with both their shells.
Tie 1 cloth on ur loin
Tie the other one on your head

You are now invincible (ODESHII)

Go and attack the lion with a small kitchen knife and blind the two eyes.

No matter wat it do you you will not die
pls dont play with this, cos dis lion might charge into the house any moment from now
Nairaland General › Re: Help! A Lion Just Entered My Compound Now! by DickDastardly(op): 10:55pm On Jul 11, 2014
Idrismusty97: With bare hands like Samson in the Bible. Tear off its jaws smiley.
undecided
Nairaland General › Re: Help! A Lion Just Entered My Compound Now! by DickDastardly(op): 10:46pm On Jul 11, 2014
Idrismusty97: Call the Nigerian new police number 112 smiley.
i just did and they say i should call the nearest Zoo.
Do you have the zoo number too? abeg help me

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