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PoliticsRe: Justice Abang And Olisa Metuh Were Classmates - Premium Times by DickDastardly(op): 11:49am On Mar 19, 2016
Justice Okon Liar Abang Mohammed cheesy
PoliticsJustice Abang And Olisa Metuh Were Classmates - Premium Times by DickDastardly(op): 11:48am On Mar 19, 2016
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The claim, Thursday, by a judge of the Federal High Court, Okon Abang, that he and the spokesperson of the Peoples Democratic Party, Olisa Metuh, may not be classmates, is false, checks by PREMIUM TIMES have shown.
Justice Abang had, during a hearing of the case between Mr. Metuh and the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, rejected claims by Mr. Metuh’s lawyers that he and the PDP spokesman were classmates at the Nigerian Law School.
A counsel to Mr. Metuh, Emeka Etiaba, had written to the Chief Judge of the Federal High Court, Ibrahim Auta, demanding that the corruption case be withdrawn from Mr. Abang and assigned to another judge.
In the petition, Mr. Etiaba said Mr. Metuh feared he might not get justice from Mr. Abang, being a former classmate and based on what he knew as the judge’s position on the matter and himself.
The lawyer said the PDP spokesperson informed his legal team that sometime late last year, when he met the judge at an occasion at the Le Meridian Hotel, in Uyo, Akwa Ibom State, “he was baffled at Justice Abang’s views and when eventually the charge against him was assigned to his court this January, (a few weeks later), he got worried because he feared that he may not get justice in his court.”
Justice Okon Abang
Justice Okon Abang
Speaking on the letter, Justice Abang told the team of lawyers before him that “are you aware that after eight witnesses were called by the prosecution, and the court gave its ruling on an application of no-case submission by the defence, that Mr. Emeka Etiaba wrote the registrar to the Chief Justice of the Court, asking that this case be transferred to another judge?”.
According to the judge, the reason given by Mr. Etiaba for the request of transfer of the case was that he (the judge) gave certain interlocutory judgements in favour of the prosecution, and that he (Mr. Abang) was Mr. Metuh’s former classmate.


Justice Abang added, “I am not aware that the first defendant was my classmate, he said he is my classmate.”
However, checks by PREMIUM TIMES showed that both Messrs. Metuh and Abang were called to the Bar on the same day and were both members of the Nigerian Law School class of 1988.
Mr. Metuh’s call-to-bar certificate showed that he was called to the Nigerian Bar on November 3, 1988.
Also, the profile of Justice Abang, as posted on the website of the Federal High Court indicated that he was called to the bar on November 3, 1988.
As at 1988, there was only one law school in Nigeria, located in Victoria Island, Lagos. All lawyers seeking to practice law in Nigeria at that time attended the school.
The controversy over whether the judge and Mr. Metuh were classmates did not come up suddenly in open court. A petition was sent to the Chief Judge, through which that claim was made.
The petition was brought to the judge’s attention.
Some lawyers told PREMIUM TIMES that Justice Abang should have made enquiry to determine if indeed Mr. Metuh was his classmate before raising the matter in open court.
“He had time and opportunity to crosscheck the claim before the court hearing,” one lawyer said. “He cannot be excused for saying he was not aware he was classmate of the PDP spokesman.”
Justice Abang however denied he had been biased against Mr. Metuh, saying the court approved three adjournments at the request of the defence.
He also denied the claim that Mr. Metuh was denied copies of the court’s ruling.
“The secretary will type and the court will proofread about four times,” said Justice Abang, explaining why copies of a ruling he gave was not ready before Thursday for both parties.
Mr. Abang said despite the “unprofessional” conduct of Mr. Etiaba, he would abide by the directives from the National Judicial Council which directs judges in such circumstances to continue to handle cases until the chief judge takes a decision on such petitions.
He therefore adjourned the case to March 23, 2016.

Source:

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/200402-fact-check-contrary-judges-claims-checks-show-justice-abang-olisa-metuh-classmates.html
PoliticsRe: Money To Be Distributed By APC In Rivers Election Just Landed Now(photo) by DickDastardly(m): 10:20pm On Mar 18, 2016
Zombies everywhere ..... even the airport

RomanceRe: My Neighbors Daughter Calls Me Daddy, I'm Worried (pics) by DickDastardly(m): 10:00pm On Mar 18, 2016
Na so e dey take start o!
FamilyRe: My Marriage Is Crashing Already by DickDastardly(m): 9:46pm On Mar 18, 2016
Lets wait for the zombies ..... they destroyed the economy ..... and we cant guarantee its not behing your guy's behaviour.

PoliticsRe: Monkey Wrench Throwers Reverse Machinery Of Progress by DickDastardly(m): 9:42pm On Mar 18, 2016
I will rather wait here for the zombies than comment cool

PoliticsRe: Rivers Rerun: PDP Releases Photos, Alleges FG Doles Out Billions To APC Rivers by DickDastardly(m): 9:35pm On Mar 18, 2016
Some Zombies on top of me ...... gat to be cautious mehn!

PoliticsHow The Zombies Where Hypnotized By APC & Buhari Revealed! by DickDastardly(op): 9:26pm On Mar 18, 2016
How Does Hypnosis Work?


You can hypnotize others in 2 ways. In first type, you hypnotize people with their permission. In this type, you hypnotize people using hypnotic voice and techniques. So you put a person into a trance state and make your commands.
The hypnotic state can be terminated by the person anytime he (she) wants. It is completely up to him (her) to enter a trance state or leave it.
This type of hypnosis is safe and commonly used in hypnotherapy to heal others (for example, pain control, stress reduction and so on).
The second type of hypnosis is covert hypnosis.
In covert hypnosis, you hypnotize others without them knowing. A person does NOT know that you are hypnotizing him (her).
The goal of covert hypnosis is to make your subject to do anything you want without any resistance. A person is unaware of being hypnotized which helps you to achieve your goals quickly. When a person is under hypnosis, you can make your hypnotic suggestions and commands.
It is a sad fact that most people use covert hypnosis for dishonest purposes trying to get advantages from their subjects. We do not recommend using hypnosis for such purposes.

Note: Most experts don’t accept covert hypnosis as one of types of hypnosis. They claim that hypnosis can be done only with the permission and awareness of the subject.

How To Hypnotize Someone NOW
It is time to start your first hypnosis practice. This technique is called handshake induction which is a type of instant hypnosis.

Now, follow the step by step process below:

1– Have the person sit in front of you – face on face. You should sit yourself, too. Have the person put their hand on top yours – palm to palm.
2– Tell him (her): “Look at my eyes and continue looking until I say something”.
3– Tell him (her): “In a moment I am going to count to 3. Press down on my hand and I’ll be pressing up against your energy and simply follow my instructions instantly.”
4– Say “1…2…3….push, push, push”. If he (she) is pushing gently, tell him (her) to push harder.
5. Now with your other hand, put it on top of his eyes, like you are shading them, and slowly caressing down.
6. Then say: “now as you continue to press down on my hand I want you to develop a feeling in your eyes like your up much too late at night watching an old black and white movie, you should go to bed but you’re just so tired. You feel your eyes so droopy …and closing….and drowsy….and….SLEEP !”
The moment you begin to say “sleep” you have to quickly slip your hand away from his (her). This is very important moment and must be done accurately.
Practice this technique on your friends, family members and you will see the results. This is a step by step technique, so everyone who follows it properly can hypnotize people easily.
PoliticsRe: Ben Murray-bruce Reacts To Reports That CBN Is Illegally Recruiting by DickDastardly(m): 8:59pm On Mar 18, 2016
Lets see if the Zombies will still attack him for this
PoliticsRe: SPECIAL REPORT: Inside Agatu Killing Field: Blood On The Streets, Charred Bodies by DickDastardly(m): 8:56pm On Mar 18, 2016
I'm in cool
PoliticsRe: ALERT: Osun State Will NOT Pay March Salaries - Thecable. by DickDastardly(m): 8:52pm On Mar 18, 2016
Sukkot i see you ... rant small for here na cheesy
PoliticsGov. Okorocha Sacks SSG by DickDastardly(op): 8:47pm On Mar 18, 2016
The Imo State Governor, Rochas Okorocha, on Friday sacked the Secretary to State Government, Jude Ejiogu.
The Principal Secretary to the Governor, Pascal Obi, who announced the sack in a statement in Owerri, said it was with immediate effect.
The statement directed the former SSG to hand over to the permanent secretary in his office.
It said the governor commended Mr. Ejiogu for his services to the state during his tenure and wished him well in his future endeavours.
No reason was given for the development.
Mr. Ejiogu was chief of staff to the governor in his first tenure and was made SSG in 2015.
(NAN)

Source:

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/regional/ssouth-east/200397-gov-okorocha-sacks-ssg.html
PoliticsRe: Our Goal Is To Develop The New Man – Aregbesola by DickDastardly(m): 7:46pm On Mar 18, 2016
Kids all over Nairaland Nowadays ..... GBAWEE
Phool has gone into hiding angry
RomanceRe: Neighbors Whisper Something To Themselves Everytime They See Me by DickDastardly(m): 7:07pm On Mar 18, 2016
It means your drugs has finished and you need to see your Doctor Asap!
PoliticsRe: PDP Trolling APC so hard :Pics Dropped by DickDastardly(m): 6:40pm On Mar 18, 2016
That aregbe pix and lecture got me cheesy grin
Some nasty lecture mehn! hahahahaha
Nairaland GeneralRe: Lion Sighted Near Lagos Now Now Now! (pic) by DickDastardly(op): 3:57pm On Mar 18, 2016
jaelz:
Haba bros why you sabi lie like this now you and your driver zoomed off immediately yet you still take picture? You said side glass not windscreen? And haba bros how you go carry run pass lion bros even usian bolt never fast pass cheetah oga mi not to talk of you. And nearest police station nah criminal him be?
yea, say whatever but dont call me liar mohamed
Nairaland GeneralRe: Lion Sighted Near Lagos Now Now Now! (pic) by DickDastardly(op): 3:47pm On Mar 18, 2016
We are just driving out of the station now.....the guys derserted the place the moment we told them what happened.....on our way now.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Lion Sighted Near Lagos Now Now Now! (pic) by DickDastardly(op): 3:27pm On Mar 18, 2016
ChristineC:
Hmmm
Ok, but i advice u always have your sprint shoe handy. Mine just helped undecided
Nairaland GeneralLion Sighted Near Lagos Now Now Now! (pic) by DickDastardly(op): 3:20pm On Mar 18, 2016
Errrrm.....we were travelling and the driver suddenly shoulted "Blooooooood of chisoooooos". I asked what it was. And he was like "didn't you see it?". I said, see what? And he said "the gigantic male lion of gigantuan proportion that just crossed the road". I called him Liar mohamed, that there is no lion anymore in nigeria. And we placed a wager on that. He reared back. We came came down at the exact spot where he saw the lion. We walked into the bush trail. We haven't walked for 1min and then came the familiar thunderous roar. My eyes nearly popped out of the sockets when i saw the massive beast spring up in attack. Thank god we both have our trainers on. We made a beeline for the car. I bet we did the 1min distance in 5secs. The lion's paws landed on the side glass after the door slammed. It smashed the glass, but the driver zoomed off before it could make any clean grab.
We are on our way to the nearest police station now. Pls thank god for our lives.

PoliticsRe: Igbo Vs Yoruba In DSS Custody by DickDastardly(m): 6:09am On Mar 18, 2016
Crazy observation cool
EducationRe: Is Bernoulli Fluid Equation Right Or Wrong Practically? by DickDastardly(m): 7:15pm On Mar 17, 2016
It simply implies that, when a fluid is introduced into a tube with big and small variation. e.g nozzle.
it will be observed that while the speed of the flow went up in the bigger part of the tube, the pressure went down in the smaller part of tube. This is fluid dynamics, the larger part of the tube has less resistance hence the increased speed and consequently pressure is reduced at the smaller end of the tube.
Basically, the Bernoulli principle says that as speed of the fluid increases, pressure decreases. cool
PoliticsRe: Donald Trump Is Unstoppable - Femi Fani Kayode by DickDastardly(m): 4:52pm On Mar 17, 2016
TRUMP is the MAN!
PoliticsRe: Sahara Reporters #cbnillegalhires; I Smell Rat by DickDastardly(m): 4:47pm On Mar 17, 2016
That is CORRUPTION fighting with CORRUPTION.
Bros, your theory is good, but we need this one investigated thoroughly and culprits in the illegal recruitment scam jailed.
Its a bigger corrupt act, simple!
Christianity EtcRe: The Day İ Said Goodbye To Christianity by DickDastardly(m): 6:17am On Mar 17, 2016
The responses above so far typifies what formed the Op's stance. We all know most churches are now business centers and that they are no more than mere human snake charming centers (the congregation are the snakes here) . But hypocrisy wont let us agree.
He even went further to ask "have you read the bible today". And the supposed christians are up there bashing him like PDP & APC paid goons defending their principal rather than comming up with superior spiritual arguement.
Truth be told, me thinks christ has left majority of the churchs. And the only way left to locate him is via constant bible study and not the regular visit to the snake charmers were the likes of the snakes up here are always at the unspiritual mercy of the majority end time snake charmer's whims and caprices.
No matter what the majority Greedy, materialistic and self serving pastors of nowadays does to pull down christ, the words of God in the holy bible does a billion times to counter, though only for those who genuinely seek the kingdom of God and his pure unadulterated abiding love. And not for faithless hypocritical snakes in the church looking for one earthly favour or the other from the obvious wealth seeking snake charming con pastors!

Apostle Dastardly cool
Nairaland GeneralRe: Missing 14-Year-Old Akinnifesi Hellen In Niger State by DickDastardly(m): 9:48pm On Mar 16, 2016
All road should lead to the nearest Emir's palace! angry
PoliticsRe: Oil And Gas Exploration To Begin In North-East – Buhari by DickDastardly(m): 8:27am On Mar 15, 2016
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CultureRe: Alake Replies Awujale by DickDastardly(m): 8:11am On Mar 15, 2016
Thank God its yourselves you are bullying this time. More grease to your large basket smelly mouths.
PoliticsRe: President Buhari Arrives Equitorial Guinea by DickDastardly(m): 10:30pm On Mar 14, 2016
undecided
Its official!
Aisha Buhari is in a long distance relationship/marriage.

In Bubu's next life he will be created a Sparrow - the seeming never landing bird. cheesy
PoliticsRe: This “change” Is Killing Us: Open Letter To President Buhari By Inibehe Effiong by DickDastardly(m): 7:50pm On Mar 14, 2016
All of you that brought Nigeria to this point of despondence, knowingly or unknowingly shall suffer curses of a thousand Balams the moment you do an about turn.
You must continue surporting this hopelessness lest you die untimely.
Headless soulless gagool angry

Btw, SAI BABArian Buhari

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