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Nairaland GeneralRe: Fulani Herdsmen Terror: Benue Killings Out Of Control, Says Governor by DickDastardly(op): 6:18pm On Feb 25, 2016
Femi Falana claims to be a human right activist, yet we are yet to see the corpse of Elzakzaky or his sick body since the army massacre and it means nothing to falana.
Even Coupists in military juntas are seen during trial, why are we yet to see Elzakzaky?
Yet the AK47 totting blood lusting Fulani Herdsmen are seemingly being covered by the state!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Fulani Herdsmen Terror: Benue Killings Out Of Control, Says Governor by DickDastardly(op): 6:14pm On Feb 25, 2016
Lalasticlala , mynd44 , seun. This means war! The fulanis are determined to wipe out every smaller ethnic group in Nigeria. They are the only ETHNIC GROUP with LICENCE to spill innocent blood in Nigeria!
AND THEY ARE NEVER THREAT TO NIGERIA ACCORDING TO BUHARI AND BURATAI!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Fulani Herdsmen Terror: Benue Killings Out Of Control, Says Governor by DickDastardly(op): 6:05pm On Feb 25, 2016
Errrmm ... but i thought the ipob and shittes are the deadliest group in Buhari and Buratai's books.

How many terrorist Fulani Herdsmen has Buhari and Buratai's Army killed? ZERO!

Omenkkka's people must be wiped out. Congrats to the descendants of utmann danfodio. Just focus your blood bathe in that benue till Omenkkka's hamlet is wiped out angry
Nairaland GeneralFulani Herdsmen Terror: Benue Killings Out Of Control, Says Governor by DickDastardly(op): 6:04pm On Feb 25, 2016
Olalekan Adetayo, Abuja

Benue State Governor, Mr. Samuel Ortom, on Thursday lamented that the killings currently going on in Agatu Local Government Area of his state is getting out of hand.
He said the situation which had led to the death of many people and the destruction of several settlements had deteriorated to the stage that he decided to come and brief the Presidency.
Ortom spoke with State House correspondents after meeting Vice President Yemi Osinbajo behind closed doors at the Presidential Villa, Abuja.
Media reports had it that at least 145 persons had been killed in 25 villages in the local government.
The attacks on the communities by herdsmen which started on February 22, 2016, are said to be ongoing.
Ortom confirmed that many people have been killed in the attacks while many other people from the affected areas have been turned to refugees.
He said he could no longer sit back in the state and watch the ugly events unfolding without seeking help from the Federal Government.

The governor said, “There are issues in my state especially the invasion of herdsmen in one of my local governments, Agatu Local Government.

“While we are making our own efforts to ensure that we maintain law and order, I thought it was necessary to also brief the Presidency.
“We also discussed other issues of interest. I think that the situation in Benue, especially in Agatu is getting out of hand.

Source:

http://www.punchng.com/benue-killings-out-of-control-says-governor/
PoliticsRe: Nigeria’s Survival Depends On Agriculture – Buhari by DickDastardly(m): 3:01am On Feb 25, 2016
Will your AK47 totting Fulani Herdsmen brothers allow us huh When they keep on destroying people's farms with your open support huh Buhari is a 21st century joke and a presidential anormally that needs to be remedied asap! cool
Jokes EtcRe: Photo Of A Man Sleeping Inside A Bathtub Filled With Water by DickDastardly(m): 10:25pm On Feb 23, 2016
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BusinessRe: Naira Crashes To 700 Naira Per A Dollar! IPOB Youths Come In Lets Celebrate by DickDastardly(m): 10:19pm On Feb 23, 2016
Monkey no dey quote me naa cool
PoliticsRe: INEC Reverses Self On Kogi Election, Declares PDP Winner Of Senatorial Seat by DickDastardly(op): 7:26pm On Feb 22, 2016
APC rejected again!
PoliticsINEC Reverses Self On Kogi Election, Declares PDP Winner Of Senatorial Seat by DickDastardly(op): 7:25pm On Feb 22, 2016
The Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) has declared Hon. Ahmed Ogembe the winner of the re-run election in Kogi Central senatorial district held on Feb. 20.

This is contained in a statement signed by Alhaji Halilu Pai, the Resident Electoral Commissioner and made available to newsmen on Monday in Lokoja.

Pai said that Ogembe of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) polled 45, 468 votes to beat four other contestants in the election that was earlier declared inconclusive.

He attributed the reason for the decision to declare the election inconclusive to `minor error’ during collation.

Other candidates who contested the poll were: Sen. Nurudeen Abatemi of the PPA, Mr Moses Wokili of the SDP, Mr Bashir Sani Omolori of MPPP

However the commission still maintains its decision to declare the election in Kogi East Senatorial district as inconclusive.

The commission is yet to fix a date for the conduct of fresh elections in constituencies where elections were declared inconclusive. (NAN)

Source:

http://leadership.ng/news/503592/inec-reverses-self-kogi-election-declares-pdp-winner-central-senatorial-seat
RomanceRe: Aisha Buhari In A Long Distance Relationship? by DickDastardly(op): 6:53pm On Feb 22, 2016
vizkiz:
lol, let's ask her personal driver. I suspect that guy undecided
bad aszz!cheesy
RomanceRe: Aisha Buhari In A Long Distance Relationship? by DickDastardly(op): 6:52pm On Feb 22, 2016
qhutetomsel:
Everything is not about se x undecided undecided
Talk about her being lonely!? but well its not our business
Do we safely conclude she is in an oversea/abroad marriage?
RomanceRe: Aisha Buhari In A Long Distance Relationship? by DickDastardly(op): 6:49pm On Feb 22, 2016
yapapa:
hahahaahahahah....so dry like Op's head..no brain detected
just asking tongue
RomanceAisha Buhari In A Long Distance Relationship? by DickDastardly(op): 6:43pm On Feb 22, 2016
The way buhari travels abroad leaves no one in doubt as to the topic. Some has even baptized him "Ajala the Traveller".

Who does the servicing of her bottom plate, top gasket and crank casing?
Discuss!



NB.
Mods help us maintain decorum cool
PoliticsRe: PDP Floors APC In Taraba Supplementary Elections. by DickDastardly(op): 5:34pm On Feb 21, 2016
The Scale of the SCAM "CHANGE" has fallen off the people's eyes and they now see clearly. APC being rejected LEFT, RIGHT & CENTRE. From East to South now to the North. Common Sense ti take over. Anybody ..... cheesy
PoliticsPDP Floors APC In Taraba Supplementary Elections. by DickDastardly(op): 5:31pm On Feb 21, 2016
The Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, has won the three legislative positions contested at Saturday’s re-run in Taraba.
The Resident Electoral Commissioner in the state, Habu Zarma, announced the results at a press briefing on Sunday in Jalingo.
Mr. Zarma said that the PDP candidate, Dan-Asabe Hosea, won the Sardauna/Kurmi/Gashaka Federal Constituency with 37,645 votes, while his closest rival, Ibrahim Elsudi of the All Progressives Congress, APC, received 37,609 votes.
The commissioner added that the former Speaker of the state’s House of Assembly, Abel Diah of the PDP, also defeated Emmanuel Bongo of the APC for the Mbamnga state constituency with 7,825 votes as against 5,642 votes.
He said that Emmanuel Dame of the PDP got the victory for Ardo Kola state constituency with 12,138 votes over Sanusi Janbawaile of the APC who got 11,047 votes.
The REC thanked stakeholders for ensuring peaceful election across the affected areas in the state.
The Court of Appeal sitting in Yola had in December 2015 nullified the elections in the constituencies and ordered re-run in some polling units across the three local government areas of the state.

Source:
http://www.premiumtimesng.com/regional/nnorth-east/198780-pdp-floors-apc-taraba-supplementary-elections.html
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Pregnant But I Always Use Protection by DickDastardly(m): 5:04pm On Feb 21, 2016
Tell that to your in laws
PoliticsRe: Dickdastardly Lambasts, Blasts And Tears Buhari To Shreds Over Bad Economy! by DickDastardly(op): 4:25pm On Feb 21, 2016
LRNZH:
Dickbastardly....

In fact the moniker is an aberration. And he wants to fight Buhari. Wonders will continue....
The idea is Prof Wole Soyinka's not mine. We really need urgent steps now before it all gets worse.
....now about monickers... yours says LRNZH.... meaning
L.iving
R.eminder of
N.igerian
Z.oological
H.abitat
tongue
PoliticsRe: Dickdastardly Lambasts, Blasts And Tears Buhari To Shreds Over Bad Economy! by DickDastardly(op): 4:19pm On Feb 21, 2016
doublewisdom:
Tear the dullard to pieces and throw him to the dogs jare!
cheesycheesy now thats harsh. but he needs to get moving before Nigeria gets zimbabwearized. l am afraid he cares not about the job losses and other ills in the economy. hence his laid back approach angry
PoliticsDickdastardly Lambasts, Blasts And Tears Buhari To Shreds Over Bad Economy! by DickDastardly(op): 3:59pm On Feb 21, 2016
Errrrm ...... let nobody come here and tell me how we need to diversify the economy with this our current abysmal power generation and supply.
Neither should anybody come here to opine about exportation cause that is also a long term pipe dream.
What we need now is AN EXTRA ORDINARY EMERGENCY NATIONAL ECONOMIC RESCUE CONFERENCE just like the Aparo shooter Prof suggested. Here they will brainstorm and come up with temporary and long term way out of this economic quagmire and we all will start the application of the policies arrived at immediately.
But will the one way traffic minded General agreehuh Stubbornness is a deadly disease. This is no time to pretend to be rigid. Great leaders are always dynamic and flexible. We will not continue to grumble, as we will rise en masse against the system when the hardship becomes unbearable.
People are being sacked daily. Companies that are supposed to do the manufacturing are closing shop daily. Prices of things are skyrocketting daily. The Dollar keeps soaring further away from the Naira like an eagle. etc
Buhari swallow your pride, admit you dont know it all and save Nigeria today. If you like continue listening to Lai Mohammed's senseless lies. But if you will, declare this state of emergency on the economy and do the needful, and history will be kind on you.

I do not need to remind you how urgent it has become to make this move so as to stop the free tumble of our economy down the rubicon.
PoliticsRe: David Mark Dismisses Apc's Call For Declaration Of Election Inconclusive by DickDastardly(m): 10:21am On Feb 21, 2016
If truely thats what APC demanded, then a repeat of what happened in 1985 has become highly necessary. cool
Christianity EtcRe: Reverend Father Batters 70 Year Old Man For Allegedly Charming Him by DickDastardly(m): 9:29am On Feb 21, 2016
If story is true, he should be arrested immediately and made to face the full wrath of the law. All this idle annoying-ted MOG being fed with people's sweat and still misbehaving should be beaten into line.
Proudly Catholic!
No room for senseless deviants! cool
CelebritiesRe: Gbemi Claims She Wants To Move Back To America Due To Power Failure In Nigeria by DickDastardly(m): 7:55am On Feb 21, 2016
HungerBAD:
Be Patriotic for once.
Buhari has everything under control.
Yea, except the $$$$ tongue
PoliticsRe: #BenueSouthDecides: David Mark Leads In 5 LGAs With Over 18000 Votes - Vanguard by DickDastardly(m): 6:30am On Feb 21, 2016
Lets wait for Omenka to comment. He is true son of benue soil. cheesy
PoliticsRe: Almajiri Is Not Islamic, Sultan Declares- Leadership Newspaper by DickDastardly(m): 6:28am On Feb 21, 2016
ipob sultan!

Start with our own hungerbad, the resident NL almajiri never chop since last week, so that im go get strenght dey defend the dulllard's economic blindless tongue
PoliticsRe: Where Is Tam David-West? Nigeria Needs Him Now To Defend Himself! (pics) by DickDastardly(m): 1:17am On Feb 21, 2016
That man wen keep face like ambulance driver don run with im walking stick. The harsh negative "change" go don bend that im mouth finish go back of im head. cheesy
RomanceRe: Village Bans Mobiles Phones For Single Women by DickDastardly(op): 9:06pm On Feb 20, 2016
Tpave:
Buhari Abeg follow suit and ban it in Nigeria for our ladies cos of it nuisancity among our ladies. grin grin grin angry angry grin grin grin grin
If those romanceland girls dem catsh you ee, my hand no dey o cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Village Bans Mobiles Phones For Single Women by DickDastardly(op): 9:02pm On Feb 20, 2016
Hoes aint loyal. We need this in Nigeria to checkmate these girls escalating promiscuity. Seun what do you make of this? Nigeria needs this law. Lalasticlala, we are about to stop that your babe from receiving those secret calls from that her other boo cheesy
RomanceVillage Bans Mobiles Phones For Single Women by DickDastardly(op): 8:58pm On Feb 20, 2016
A village in Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi’s home state of Gujarat has banned single women from using mobile phones, with elders deeming the technology a “nuisance to society”.

Members of the Suraj village council in Mehsana, the premier’s home district, passed a resolution in early February outlawing the use of mobile phones for teenage girls and young women.

“Community leaders felt that just like liquor, the use of mobile phones by unmarried women was a nuisance to society,” village head Devshi Vankar told AFP, adding that a similar ban would be announced for school-age boys soon.

He said mobile phones were distracting unmarried women from carrying out their studies and household chores in the village, which has a population of 2,000.



If caught owning or speaking on a mobile phone, the violators will face a 2,100-rupee ($30) fine, according to the council, which is also offering 200 rupees to informers for tip-offs.

However, they can talk on their parents’ or relatives’ phones.

The ban was imposed at a meeting originally called to discuss the community’s growing alcohol abuse problem.

It comes amid a nationwide campaign by Modi to spread the use of technology in rural India.

Last year the government launched its “Digital India” initiative to help boost connectivity in India, where nearly a billion people do not have access to the Internet.

Source:

http://www.punchng.com/village-bans-mobiles-for-single-women/
PoliticsRe: Audu Ogbe Loses PVC, Fails To Vote by DickDastardly(m): 6:39pm On Feb 20, 2016
Lies!

im no wan take sides! cheesy
CelebritiesRe: “This Is Not The Change I Expected, At All” – Yemi Alade by DickDastardly(m): 6:38pm On Feb 20, 2016
tobechukwuka:
IDIOT LIKE YOU. USELESS ESCAPE GOAT FROM ZOO. PLS LEAVE FR. MBAKA OUT OF THIS. STOP RIDICULING HIS NAME UNLESS YOU BRING CURSES TO YOUR FAMILY AND THE ENTIRE GENERATION
I fear God alone! So go and rant for some other gullible people like you. And if you curse me one more time i'll ask the moderators to ban you for a long time.
Mbaka supportted this government from onset. So he owes it to us to see it through by comming out to tell us how he now feels about the economy. Mind you, you are not more catholic than me. cool
FamilyRe: How Can I Handle This Issue With My Neighbour? by DickDastardly(m): 4:53pm On Feb 20, 2016
bigneorapz:
so i should let her enjoy the free light for this hot weather abi? E go pain me o
Thats what maturity entail. Btw, the consumption rate of your Generator will not change if you cut her off.
Me think you yearn for her time which she seem not to be giving you due to reasons best known to her. but i bet she greets your mom. Dont be mad about that. believe me once you stop eating "mama thank you" and are on your own, even 50yrs old women will always throw basket of greetings your way. No offeinse tongue

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