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PoliticsRe: Abians Celebrate Otti's Victory In Umuahia (Photos) by DickDastardly(m): 3:00pm On Jan 07, 2016
#PureTrashForLawma angry
BusinessRe: Crude Oil Price Plunges Further, Now Sells Below $35 by DickDastardly(m): 1:49pm On Jan 07, 2016
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PoliticsRe: Nigerian Refineries Now Produce 6.7 Mil Litres Of Petrol/day! - NNPC by DickDastardly(m): 9:34pm On Jan 06, 2016
Yimu ...... Another rumour cheesy
PoliticsRe: How The Psyche Of An Average APC Follower Works- Laugh It Off by DickDastardly(m): 9:31pm On Jan 06, 2016
grin cheesy grin cheesy
Such youths are the reason i no longer comment in politics section. Ridiculously sentimental grin
FamilyRe: I Regret Not Leaving My Wife Months Ago by DickDastardly(m): 7:44pm On Jan 06, 2016
Errrrm...... why don't you try suicide? undecided It works tongue
PoliticsRe: Abdulaziz Dauda Sentenced To Death By Hanging by DickDastardly(m): 1:16pm On Jan 06, 2016
Straight Outta Dark Ages cheesy grin cheesy grin
PoliticsRe: The Nation Newspaper Attacks Buhari's Budget by DickDastardly(m): 11:31am On Jan 05, 2016
Later Day Wailers cheesy cheesy grin
PoliticsRe: Buhari Withdraws 2016 Budget From National Assembly by DickDastardly(m): 9:02pm On Jan 04, 2016
cheesy
BusinessRe: Oil Prices Rise After Saudi Arabia Cuts Ties With Iran by DickDastardly(m): 5:38pm On Jan 04, 2016
grin
Then lets pray they fight to the death for better crude price cheesy cool
PoliticsRe: See What A Man Did To His Wife Because She Wants To Join Politics(photos) by DickDastardly(m): 4:29pm On Jan 04, 2016
Your senatorial ambition important pass your marriage ba? Na ashawo u wan begin and the man dey para. Ok, divorce him and marry politics naa, NEXT!!! angry
PoliticsRe: Fight Between Yorubas And Nupes Now Bloody, In Kwara State - Ebiraland. by DickDastardly(m): 12:20am On Jan 04, 2016
binoosmart:
Please leave Buhari outathis
Abeg leave trash for lawma
PoliticsRe: Fight Between Yorubas And Nupes Now Bloody, In Kwara State - Ebiraland. by DickDastardly(m): 12:19am On Jan 04, 2016
Good one. They should try and reclaim kwara state. That afonja and alimi story is really shameful. Kwara belongs to us yorubas wink cheesy
Nairaland GeneralMysterious Chicken Pecks Buyer’s Eyes In Asaba by DickDastardly(op): 10:23am On Jan 03, 2016
A mysterious chicken on Friday at Konwea Plaza in Asaba, Delta State allegedly peck a buyer to coma, leaving crowd of persons who had thronged the scene to scamper for safety.

It was gathered that a big broiler put on sale with others by the plaza, allegedly peck the buyer, identified as Sunday Ibie in his eyes, leaving him almost unconscious, before he was rushed to the Federal Medical Centre (FMC) Asaba where he was receiving treatment at press time.

The seller, Mama Ekene told our correspondent that she and the buyer had settled for N3,000 for the broiler before the bird suddenly attacked its buyer.

She said: “Oga, I am shocked too because when I brought out the boiler I did not know it was mysterious, only to strike the man right inside his eyes and he fell down and I raised the alarm for help.”

Eye witness Kate Okafor said the broiler among others on sale allegedly attacked the buyer when he attempted to tie its legs before taking it away.

The police public relations officer in the state, Mrs. Celestina Kalu who confirmed the incident, said: “What baffled everybody was the way and manner the broiler attacked the victim right inside his eyes,” disclosing that the seller, Mama Ekene was arrested and is in police custody at the time of filing this report.

Source:

http://leadership.ng/news/488607/mysterious-chicken-pecks-buyers-eyes-asaba
PoliticsRe: Online Petition Asking Buhari To Resign Gathers Momentum by DickDastardly(op): 8:18pm On Jan 02, 2016
cheesy kenekingg sef! tongue
Lalasticlala, mynd44, seun.
PoliticsOnline Petition Asking Buhari To Resign Gathers Momentum by DickDastardly(op): 8:17pm On Jan 02, 2016
An online petition calling on President Muhammadu Buhari to resign for disobeying court orders to release some high-profile detainees has gathered over 600 signatories in just over 48 hours of being created.
The petition, created by lawyer, Carol Ajie, followed comment by Mr. Buhari that a former National Security Adviser, Sambo Dasuki, who is being prosecuted in relation to an alleged misappropriation of $2.1 billion; and the leader of separatist group, Indigenous People of Biafra, Nnamdi Kanu, despite court orders that they should be freed during last Wednesday Presidential media chat.
So far, the petition has collected 680 signatures out of its 1,000 person target.
“On May 29th 2015, a former Military Dictator, Muhammadu Buhari, sequel to a contested election in March 2015 against a sitting President in Nigeria, the first time in Africa, an incumbent handed power peaceably, smoothly, heroically to a political rival,” the petition posted on Change.org read.
“Whereupon Mr Buhari then took the Oath of Allegiance to protect the Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria 1999 and the President’s Oath of office to discharge his duties faithfully, in accordance with the Constitution and the Laws of Nigeria.
“Within President Buhari’s first year in office, too soon after he took the revered Oaths, he and state agents acting under his supervision, now demonstrate total lack of respect for Court Orders and at his maiden media chat on Wednesday 30th Dec., instant, Mr President made puerile attempts to justify these breaches, he said inter alia that some persons his regime locked up in cells dehumanized against court orders, Nnamdi Kanu had travelled without his passports.
The petitioner argued that the government should have deported Mr. Kanu or release him after detaining him for a period of not more than seven days instead of holding him indefinitely as stipulated by the Immigration Act or the Administration of Criminal Justice Act.


“But under the Immigration Act, the President or the Minister may deport anyone who travels without a valid travel document or detain for a period not exceeding 7 days. In holding Mr. Kanu beyond the required period they have infracted on the Immigration Act, the Administration of Criminal Justice Act, the Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria 1999 and subsisting court orders.”
She further stated that Mr. Kanu’s agitation for the emergence of a breakaway country called the Republic of Biafra is in line with the right of self-determination as stipulated by the United Nations Covenant on Civil and Political Rights, which Nigeria is a signatory to.
“With regard to issues of “self determination”, the crux of Nnamdi Kanu’s campaign of the Independent People of Biafra, IPOB, having communicated IPOB’s intent to all and the United Nations as required by UN Covenant on Civil and Political Rights ratified by Nigeria, that people of any community or group may wish to exercise the right of self-determination with a view to pursuing their economic, social and cultural development; aware that their dignity as human persons had deteriorated and been consciously degraded under the present dispensation, sadly appearing power inebriate.”
She, therefore, called on Mr. Buhari to resign as President if he is not prepared to obey court orders or risk being impeached from office.
The Presidency declined to respond to the petition.
An official said it would be inappropriate for the presidency to dignify such a petition with a response.
He however said, “The truth is there are fresh charges against the detainees,” the official said.
“They were simply rearrested after they were released folowing the filing of fresh charges against them. So we don’t know what people are talking about when they talk about the government disobeying court order.”

Source:

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/196078-online-petition-asking-buhari-to-resign-gathers-momentum.html
PoliticsRe: Boko Haram: A Defeat That Never Was.- CNN. by DickDastardly(m): 9:56pm On Jan 01, 2016
angry
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Johnson Suleman's 2016 Prophecies by DickDastardly(m): 4:20am On Jan 01, 2016
tomakint:
If all eventually come to pass, then God had spoken through him but if not......foul foul foul.....FOUL!
Jona's prophesy about Ninevah never came to pass. tongue Study your bible better wink
CrimeRe: Suspect Escapes With Handcuffs On Way To Court by DickDastardly(m): 12:20pm On Dec 31, 2015
Police woman escorting prisoners? grin
Chai , Naija na joke joor cheesy grin
FamilyRe: Woman Climbing Fence With Backed Baby (photo) by DickDastardly(m): 8:44am On Dec 31, 2015
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PoliticsRe: Military Not Sincere On Casualty Figure Of Sunday’s Attack – Borno Residents by DickDastardly(m): 10:30pm On Dec 29, 2015
Comical Ali grin
PoliticsRe: Another Change From The Changing Changer by DickDastardly(m): 10:33am On Dec 29, 2015
They dont even mention Chibok girls anymore. And so many other evil cheap points they used to gain power. We shall wait them out, but i know the waiting will be short.
PoliticsRe: Who Are The APC? by DickDastardly(m): 6:19am On Dec 29, 2015
Lets ask Liar "Comical Ali" Mohammed cheesy
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Victims Of Maiduguri Bomb Blast by DickDastardly(m): 6:18am On Dec 29, 2015
Liar "Comical Ali" Mohammed comes to mind grin
PoliticsRe: ''Why Lai Mohammed Must Be Fired'' - Femi Aribisala by DickDastardly(m): 6:00am On Dec 29, 2015
Fellow wailers take note o! cheesy
He is now also to be refered to as Liar "COMICAL ALI" Mohammed. grin
All other of his professional lying documents remain invalid. cheesy grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: #1.7 Billion Budgeted For Aso Rock Feeding: Doesn't GEJ Deserve An Apology ? by DickDastardly(m): 3:39am On Dec 29, 2015
Its all joke right? undecided
PoliticsRe: Muhammed Hassan Loses 5 Ribs To Boko Haram by DickDastardly(m): 8:29pm On Dec 28, 2015
Who cares cheesy
Pictures of your ribs or .....
PoliticsRe: We Now Have 23hrs Eletricity Supply In My Area: Is It The Same In Your Own Zone? by DickDastardly(m): 5:15pm On Dec 27, 2015
NgeneUkwenu:
Where are the Wailers??
Guy get a life. Most of us are busy having xmas and new year fun. We will have your time from 04/01/2016.
So park well with your paid propaganda business.
*fiddles ma Venza keys while sipping ma O'mpa* tongue tongue
PoliticsRe: Oba Akiolu Appears In Court Over Land Dispute (Photo) by DickDastardly(m): 6:12am On Dec 27, 2015
The Lagoon Monarch cheesy
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian-american NBA Star Surprises A Struggling Mother With A Car (PHOTOS) by DickDastardly(m): 8:04pm On Dec 26, 2015
shocked
SportsRe: Photo: Man u fans dey feel like by DickDastardly(m): 8:02pm On Dec 26, 2015
grin cheesy
PoliticsRe: Shiite Muslims In Kano Mourn Victims Of Zaria Massacre by DickDastardly(m): 10:47am On Dec 25, 2015
Burataii you are a bastard if you dont finish what you and blood tasty buhhari and elrrufai started.
Here is more innocent blood for your spilling. Over to you vampires. Nonsense! angry cool
RomanceRe: Women Who Get Dumped By A Man But Try Everything To Get Him To Change His Mind? by DickDastardly(m): 8:56pm On Dec 21, 2015
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Should women try to win back a man who dumped them? Or should they just move on just like him?

Is it worth the effort even if he is rich?[/color]
Move on

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