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phuck the mods

Getting jiggy wit it - Will smith. Am a huge will smith fan and the song reminds me of my growing years.

I hate wearing boxers. I can wear a suit complete with a tie but no boxers

A girl once told me no sex, I told her no problem. But i warned her sternly that since she says no sex, she shld make sure it stays so till her wedding night because if i eventually find out say she give it to another guy, i fit swear for her

I if i had read this earlier i wldn't have spent 5 yrs studying law. I feel so out of place in the profession. still considering the graphic designing thing, don't know if its too late. I think i shld begin to take my writing seriously, at least i can do that even with a law degree.

How many times will this topic be discussed ? okay, i am 5.5, i am short, and no girl will marry me cos am short. Happy now ?

I was hoping to see something like 'drop a teaspoon of coke into the kitty and you are sure of no HIV or pregnancy'

gonon: 1.) Nigerians r funny people. Its Only in Naija that a stranger brush-pass a guy and d guy will check whether his "manliness" is still there.

So true, few days ago here in kano an old man stopped, told me he was stranded and I gave him some money. Immediately I touched my d!ck and made sure it was still intact. To be very sure I had to test it by watching a porn video to make sure the thing can still stand. If I were in lagos I wldn't have even stopped let alone giving out my money.