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Re: What Amuses You The Most About Nigerians? by LesbianBoy(m): 6:05pm On Oct 06, 2012
onila: am a virgin smiley
*Raises her skirt up to confirm, sees her "KINI"..... sighs in disappointment*

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Re: What Amuses You The Most About Nigerians? by Nobody: 6:05pm On Oct 06, 2012
[quote author=onila] am a virgin smiley[I/quote] then my mum is a virgin angry

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Re: What Amuses You The Most About Nigerians? by acume: 6:05pm On Oct 06, 2012
Their tolerance, even when the power brokers are mismanaging them, even when human is been abused they seem to be quite sometime.

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Re: What Amuses You The Most About Nigerians? by Dickson3(m): 6:05pm On Oct 06, 2012
gonon: 1.) Nigerians r funny people. Its Only in Naija that a stranger brush-pass a guy and d guy will check whether his "manliness" is still there.
So true, few days ago here in kano an old man stopped, told me he was stranded and I gave him some money. Immediately I touched my d!ck and made sure it was still intact. To be very sure I had to test it by watching a porn video to make sure the thing can still stand. If I were in lagos I wldn't have even stopped let alone giving out my money.
Re: What Amuses You The Most About Nigerians? by PBeni(m): 6:06pm On Oct 06, 2012
What amuses most about Nigerians is our sense of humour. A Nigerian has the ability to send you rolling on the floor laughing even when they're trying to be serious.
On the other hand, what amazes me most about Nigerians is their hardworking nature, their never say die attitude. The average Nigerian man out there is interested in his hustles, always trying to elevate themselves economically, financially and all them stuff. Nigerians are a great people.
#Great Naija forever

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Re: What Amuses You The Most About Nigerians? by sambos994(m): 6:06pm On Oct 06, 2012
Humour, we have humour
Re: What Amuses You The Most About Nigerians? by Nobody: 6:07pm On Oct 06, 2012
bright007: WHY DID THIS SHIT MAKE THE FRONT PAGE?

I asked for it to be.
get over it.

too many nigerians bashing themselves, its time
they learn to appreciate their good qualities.

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Re: What Amuses You The Most About Nigerians? by Nobody: 6:08pm On Oct 06, 2012
LesbianBoy:
*Raises her skirt up to confirm, sees her wide her "KINI" is..... sighs in disappointment*
grin
Re: What Amuses You The Most About Nigerians? by Nobody: 6:09pm On Oct 06, 2012
YuckMouf:

I am a Black African King. cool Come spread those funky Thighs for me Biitch

I am an Ebony God.

shocked undecided undecided
Re: What Amuses You The Most About Nigerians? by onila(f): 6:09pm On Oct 06, 2012
*Kails*:


I asked for it to be.
get over it.

too many nigerians bashing themselves, its time
they learn to appreciate their good qualities.
smiley
Re: What Amuses You The Most About Nigerians? by onila(f): 6:09pm On Oct 06, 2012
yoruba girls atitudes tongue
Re: What Amuses You The Most About Nigerians? by vislabraye(m): 6:15pm On Oct 06, 2012
Suffering and smiling.
Re: What Amuses You The Most About Nigerians? by Nobody: 6:17pm On Oct 06, 2012
onila: yoruba girls atitudes tongue
you wan start tribal war abi?
Re: What Amuses You The Most About Nigerians? by 2legit2qwt: 6:17pm On Oct 06, 2012
@ YuckMouf
Damn dude take off that picture please
@OP Are you a Nigerian?
Re: What Amuses You The Most About Nigerians? by onila(f): 6:18pm On Oct 06, 2012
Yomieluv: you wan start tribal war abi?
wink
Re: What Amuses You The Most About Nigerians? by Nobody: 6:27pm On Oct 06, 2012
@op. I love nigerians cos they're funny, lively, rugged,.even in bitter situation, they'll still find something amusing to lift ur spirit. Infact no dull moment in dis country..both east west or north. I just don't know why..i just love d people of this country

bright007: WHY DID THIS SHIT MAKE THE FRONT PAGE?
getaway u dis female goat! Mtcheww angry

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Re: What Amuses You The Most About Nigerians? by Orikinla(m): 6:43pm On Oct 06, 2012
Their lip service to Godliness.
Too many church goers, but very few Christians.
Too many Muslims living in fear of the lunatics of their own religion.

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Re: What Amuses You The Most About Nigerians? by rimax: 6:45pm On Oct 06, 2012
aryzgreat: wot amuses me is when am in a public bus and i hear somebody with this kind of accent, hAI hAM WORKING WITH INTERCONTINENTA hASSURANCE hILUPEJU. IS hENGLISH MAKES ME TO LAUGHing OUT LOUD grin grin grin grin grin
wht amuse me is d way ppl eat at d mama put

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Re: What Amuses You The Most About Nigerians? by fankasibe: 6:48pm On Oct 06, 2012
azimibraun: Wait o! Una want 2 tell me say nairaland no cover d sensless killing of the alleged theive/students of uniport by the Aluu community? Its on naijapals with fotos.. It ws a dark day for nigeria yesterday my ppl.
bros go sleep, u be late-comer....scroll down to see wat u ar searching for.
Re: What Amuses You The Most About Nigerians? by sammmiey1: 7:07pm On Oct 06, 2012
[color=#000099][/color]Suffering and smiling
Re: What Amuses You The Most About Nigerians? by onuwaje(m): 7:12pm On Oct 06, 2012
What amuses me bout them is that they pray for a better country and they are the masters of corruption(the upper class)... The lower class looks up to the upper class and hope to be like those that are on top... That's what amuses me bout WE NIGERIANS

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Re: What Amuses You The Most About Nigerians? by aydoth(m): 7:27pm On Oct 06, 2012
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Re: What Amuses You The Most About Nigerians? by Nobody: 7:28pm On Oct 06, 2012
The way they make joke, consciously or sub-consciously, of everything. Every Nigerian is a potential comedian.

The stickers/inscriptions I see on the road are very funny. Imagine someone buyig a car and inscribing 'wey your own?' On it, obviously pre-empting the joke people of his jalopy car. Or someone writing 'Ede is my London' on his bus

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Re: What Amuses You The Most About Nigerians? by Kslib(m): 7:34pm On Oct 06, 2012
The fact that they can survive even in hell fire?
Only in naija will a madman ask a normal person" are you okay"?
The fact that they learn anything more than the master?
Only in naija an armed robber will come to your house and ask you to make "EBA" for him?

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Re: What Amuses You The Most About Nigerians? by victorian(f): 7:53pm On Oct 06, 2012
Some nigerians that are foolishly &miserly crafty. Then, insanely wicked in their physical outlook. grin.....Crafty and wicked looks do not hide, its always there for all to see angry
Re: What Amuses You The Most About Nigerians? by kinguwem: 7:53pm On Oct 06, 2012
Nigerians are very superstitious. They usually attribute problems to demons. However, corruption is a way of life even though the love of money is the root of all evil.

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Re: What Amuses You The Most About Nigerians? by Hotdiamond(m): 7:56pm On Oct 06, 2012
Askin questions that have obvious answers
i am eating
question:are you eating?

I just came back
question:are you back?

I'm about goin out.
Question:are you goin out?

NIGERIANS WITH QUESTIONS

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Re: What Amuses You The Most About Nigerians? by eprynce(m): 7:56pm On Oct 06, 2012
aryzgreat: wot amuses me is when am in a public bus and i hear somebody with this kind of accent, hAI hAM WORKING WITH INTERCONTINENTA hASSURANCE hILUPEJU. IS hENGLISH MAKES ME TO LAUGHing OUT LOUD grin grin grin grin grin

this guy, u wan kill me? grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: What Amuses You The Most About Nigerians? by pastie(m): 7:59pm On Oct 06, 2012
Kslib: The fact that they can survive even in hell fire?
Only in naija will a madman ask a normal person" are you okay"?
The fact that they learn anything more than the master?
Only in naija an armed robber will come to your house and ask you to make "EBA" for him?
Re: What Amuses You The Most About Nigerians? by KiksAsso: 8:00pm On Oct 06, 2012
The way Nigerians pay heavily to watch comedy shows.
The way some Nigerians blast horn on the road.

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