miketonic: SOMETIMES...I LIKE TO PROMISE VIRGIN FEMALE THAT AM GOING TO MARRY THEN...BUT AFTER I DE-VIRGIN THEM, I WILL THEN RUN AWAY BECAUSE THEY ARE NOW AN ASHAWOO

miketonic: SOMETIMES...I LIKE TO PROMISE VIRGIN FEMALE THAT AM GOING TO MARRY THEN...BUT AFTER I DE-VIRGIN THEM, I WILL THEN RUN AWAY BECAUSE THEY ARE NOW AN ASHAWOO

ItsModella:
+100...fortunately for me, mine are small so I can get away without wearing one...but I still prefer to be on the safe side.

abiL: •I suck my tongue.. Can't go to sleep without doing it. It's a comfort thing for me.

•I like eating stock cubes... And chalks.

•I sleep with my head buried in the duvet.

•I don't drink water. Don't like the taste of it. Been living off fizzy drinks for years now.

•I like pain.

•I like things to be in order.

•I'm obsessed with buying high heels. Can't even count how many pairs I've got.

•I like my shoes to be arranged properly, side by side.

•I have no patience for nobody!

•I sleep nakèd.

•I like eating raw okro and locust beans.. Whenever available.

•I have to shower twice a day. Have to.

•I hate wearing bras. I've taken my bra off on the motorway before whilst driving.

•I shave or wax my private part hairs whilst lying down on a towel on the floor.

•I don't sit on toilets. I hover on it, or put tissue on it before doing my business.

•Up till the age of 15, I used to shît in a potty.. Until my mum threw my lovely potty away.

•I can't share my cutlery with anyone.

•I smell my poo before flushing. I also like to fart when I'm all covered up in bed so I can enjoy the smell of my fart. Beans is my favourite.

•I make stories up in my head before going to sleep.

•I buy loads of different perfumes. Just to have a collection of everything.

•I put sugar in my vodka before downing it. I've been hospitalised before due to excessive consumption of sugar and alcohol. Sorry mum.

@OP: I've written more than one weird thing because... I don't like following rules

Shollypopz: abiL: I hate bras too but unlike you, I can keep it on till I get home. LoL!

miketonic: SOMETIMES...I LIKE TO PROMISE VIRGIN FEMALE THAT AM GOING TO MARRY THEN...BUT AFTER I DE-VIRGIN THEM, I WILL THEN RUN AWAY BECAUSE THEY ARE NOW AN ASHAWOO

aieromon: I prefer lying down than sitting down. As a matter of fact, I find it hard to sit upright and you will always catch me lying down on chairs or tables.

manny4life:

Dude, stop. Just because you dis-virgin someone don't make them a prostitute, in fact, I think you're the gigolo himself, have u thought of that?

ItsModella:
+100...fortunately for me, mine are small so I can get away without wearing one...but I still prefer to be on the safe side.

miketonic: SOMETIMES...I LIKE TO PROMISE VIRGIN FEMALE THAT AM GOING TO MARRY THEN...BUT AFTER I DE-VIRGIN THEM, I WILL THEN RUN AWAY BECAUSE THEY ARE NOW AN ASHAWOO

Richfella:

I hate the damn things too . Nothing beats the sight 'em mammaries, dancing beneath your vest, on some chicks chest. Lovely sight .

miketonic:

if they are not virgin..then they are ashawo

ßløøð:
Lol.... Ekwensu! Tufiakwa gi!

abiL:


Mine are a handful as well. I used to go shopping braless until I started noticing 2 erect nîpples staring back at me in my reflection.

manny4life:

Well, I guess 98% of women are ashawos because most have had sex (not for money) but for orgasmic tension reducer. So please, make sure you marry a virgin, but it doesn't change the fact you're a gigolo too.

ItsModella:
Sholly, the fact that you don't enjoy the smell of your fart makes you weird.

abiL, a potty till you were 15? what the shitty hell?

Slicqy prizzy: i'm a big talkative. I talk so much to the extend that, when I talk and I realise no one is listening, I start talking to myself.
Even sometimes when I'm on my bed alone, I organise pillows and teddy bears and talk to them.
As I'm typing now, I'm reading what I'm saying aloud.

I don't see it as weird, but my friends, especially my room mate say I'm anoying and weird.

miketonic:

CAN YOU SAY HI TO YOUR MOM FOR ME...CUZ SHE CAME OVER TO MY PLACE LAST NIGHT...I MADE HER WORSHIP MY JOYSTICK

abiL:


I just don't like sitting on a toilet sit where everyone has sat on

I get you. I do the tissue on the toilet seat thing too but a potty till you were 15? wow!!! that's all I can say.

Slicqy prizzy: i'm a big talkative. I talk so much to the extend that, when I talk and I realise no one is listening, I start talking to myself.
Even sometimes when I'm on my bed alone, I organise pillows and teddy bears and talk to them.
As I'm typing now, I'm reading what I'm typing aloud.

I don't see it as weird, but my friends, especially my room mate say I'm anoying and weird.

abiL:


•I like things to be in order.


@OP: I've written more than one weird thing because... I don't like following rules

ItsModella:
I get you. I do the tissue on the toilet seat thing too but a potty till you were 15? wow!!! that's all I can say.

miketonic: SOMETIMES...I LIKE TO EAT FEMALE JUICE BOX WHEN SHE IS ON HER PERIOD...I LOVE RED JUICE, IT MAKES MY TONGUE RED AND HAPPY

abiL:

Lol abeg stop repeating that thing joor! Christmas is near, get me a potty

I will...an adult size, customized just for you with "abiL the baby" on it

Czar-Chris:

Hold on*spits*
WTF nigga WTF.
You mean you go close to a woman in period, put your mouth in her punanny and suck on dirty blood red residues of dead decaying uterus, not minding the smell?
Hold on*pukes(rinses mouth with shepee)*
Whoever did dis to you, it will nt be well with that person. OMG!!! You need 70days and 70nights deliverance with praying and fasting.