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of course you can wash it girl, scrub it and mosh it den u can wash it and rinse it. i did dat to mine too

wait a minute, what is a braid? have i worn one before?

what the hell im i doing here? i aint a girl

what is a braid? is it punk or secura hair cut?


im outt@ here before i disgrace maself, oops ma bad ladies.

u welcome hun, dont mind the fool. too immature for my liking. cudnt even believe he is 22. acts like my youngest brother.

CRAYOLA:
BLUE,
i look like a beaver, u look like a guinea fowl
and u claim to be super hot, tell me HOW?
I lived in america way before u got on a plane
and i'm prolly da one on here that gat 3 passports
man , u b*tch tryn 2 diss me
you lil manliness rider, c*m slapper, u like a walk in std clinic
i never calles your name once but u dissed 4 no reason
i know u a real LovePeddler but i'm a certified love-vendor
u done did 2 many dciks , so u walk wit a lil limp
i aint seen a dumb guinea fowl like u in a minute

too much for being mature. age doesnt make u mature, u still a lil kid. come here trynna diss me while your slizzy ass goes over another thread barely 30 mins after u posted this foolishness of yours here to insult another individual.

grow up child, when u grow up come holla at your big brother.

lol, aiight girl. cool

no need being harsh on him. he made an honest mistake, he prolly didnt know d rules and from his post counts, he is pretty much new to the forum. seun will put the thread where it rightly belongs.


@Topic

what is d maximum limit for the file size u can download? if it is 100kb den im afraid you cant go pass the 100kb, unless u have an external memory for the phone.

habibat:
i really think its infactuation

@diddy4
4 d 1st time i agree with u

Thank goodness. u always agreed with me u just didnt wann@ say it.

try lust or infatuation at first sight, den i might believe u. i really dont believe in all the love thingy. maybe doz dat believe in love at first sight will school u more on dat.

i like dat lady alot. damn she is hot. her voice and face and body, damn mami. she is da shiit.

i dont really dig beyonce, dont know what people see in her but i dig christina, she is so hot. she is da boooooomb.

yeah, she is aiight. got nice voice and stuff like dat. diddy at it again. props to u man.

psyco

habibat:
i guess u do 2

nahh, she doesnt cuzz she saw it.

habibat:
ddiddy4 i bet u hav never loved a lady before

did u see d sarcasm above my post?

@rhoddy and blue


wow, u girls rock. damn i havent seen so much punch lines in ma life. he tot he can rap. let him come and see gurls dat will shut his pussy mouth up.


@2c

dere limits to what people can take and he just about crossed dat limit. i didnt wann@ say nothing but the minute he dissed blue, i lost ma cool. sorry if we made u sad but it is better to blow off steam dan keep it within.


i wann@ see dat asswipe with his holland thingy here. let me break "em into two and feed dem to ma doggs. two of dem will make a good hot dog for ma lil puppies and ma K9. imagine d mature fool. 23 and he acts like a pig.

where d hell did dat guy with maggot cripping outta his DICK go? let him come back here. i told him i was gonn@ treat his fu*k ups for him. i wann@ see his gay ass. come here dissing ladies. too much for being mature. mature my ass. u aint even worth my ass. mature my saliva.


oh ladies u forgot, he usually jerks off to any dissing thread, i bet dats what he is doing now. disgusting animal. bloody pervert

come here bitch let me treat your fu*k ups for u very well.

you telling her to go act in porn movies, u aint ashamed u have the guts to say u watch porn. dats how u jerk off cuzz u cant get u a girl. u have tvs in your car. dats how stupid u r u dumb bitch, d tvs will be on but no one will sit at the back to watch it.
u paying a mortgage, bitch please. how many gay clubs did u visit to get u a minimum paycheck.

you saying u 23 and all dis stuff,

bitch im 19 and a self made millionair. go suck some dogg cock cuzz bitch u expired.

crazy ass gay, limp ass bitch. can see u take shiit up in d ass every morning. blood ingrate. u dissing a girl cuzz u r too much of a sissy to go fight a man.

u should have starred in sin city cuzz only when a girl shouts will u get your DICK up. jerk off bitch jerk off. asswipe.

CRAYOLA:
BLUE,
i look like a beaver, u look like a guinea fowl
and u claim to be super hot, tell me HOW?
I lived in america way before u got on a plane
and i'm prolly da one on here that gat 3 passports
man , u b*tch tryn 2 diss me
you lil manliness rider, c*m slapper, u like a walk in std clinic
i never calles your name once but u dissed 4 no reason
i know u a real LovePeddler but i'm a certified love-vendor
u done did 2 many dciks , so u walk wit a lil limp
i aint seen a dumb guinea fowl like u in a minute

and here he is again, showing us how impotent he is and only by dissing a girl can he get his DICK to stand so he can jerk off. gay

CRAYOLA:
shish, you're a bitch because u let a bitch talk 2 u like a bitch, i 8 u,

Blue, Shishi never eva dissed u but u had 2 come at him,

I know u and your other bitches cool,and that is so sweet
buck wheat lil b*tch, u got nerves trying 2 diss shishi
I got my first car, when i was 2 years younger than u
got my first degree in the same year 2
i got mo tvs in my car than u got in your whole crib
da ugliest girl in my crew look way better than u
i put my worst pic in my profile and sh*t froze up
admin don't want to sort and that's whatz up
Mr admin a lilltle silly, ban me everytime shish post sh*t up
i try to stop this stupid beef and y'all poppn sh*t up
da worst thang, i never called your name once but u want to act up
u put your best pic on your profile still look like a 2 dollar LovePeddler
u aint nothing but a tennis ball because u get bounced on every set
before u talk sh*t, u need 2 get rid of yo clamydia
u way mo sillier than da dumbest b*tch in your crew
and none of y'all on my level because u live wit your moms and pops
i'm paying a mortgage loan and i aint even 23
u prolly going to have 4 kids by 3 different ment before u 23
what make me laugh is da fact u aint really sh*t
u look like a dungeon dragon, nightmare on Crayolastreet
u need to be up in them porn movies because i know u gat skills
u must be sick wit malaria, i never been 2 canada
2 lil stank as puss LovePeddler, come at me, i'm ready 2 get banned, c whut happens when u play wit a demon

ladies and gentlemen of nairaland, here is our mature horse shiit. he is so mature he doesnt know when to wipe his ass and stop acting like d ass of a female dogg which is also called a bitch.

dont worry, d chicken will get to u. lol, lmao.

@
blue ma sign is. just type diddy in capital letters and i will be at your doorstep.

@rhoddy
u forgot i roasted dem and sent them to KFC. dey are dere now waiting to serve as lunch to the hungry.

@svs

we know you are here and dats y we talk about u like dat cuzz we dont gossip. we spit our words out for u to read it.

but im cool with you though, just dont try it again.

@svs

hey, hope u aiight and eerthing.

i just wann@ drop ma 7 cents for u.

we cool and eerthing, u opened a thread about me, i appreciate it but what i wont condone is you calling my blue a bitch. nahhhh, u dont say dat. she is ma very close friend and she was looking out for me and u call her a bitch, well, just take it dat u also called me a bitch cuzz whatever u say to ma friends, u say to me.

you can be cool with her and eerthing but for the fact dat i saw it, im really not happy with you at all. dat was so immature. its not like u got a thing for me or dat i got a thing for you. nahhhh. im just trynna be friendly with eerone here and if u dont know, ask around cuzz dats me. im so friendly and i dont like it when people diss ma friends.


hope dis gon be the last time im gonn@ see something like dat cuzz if i see it again, its gonn@ be really nasty. it wont be pretty at all.


@rhoddy, 2c, j-girl, toy


whats up ladies? hope u gurls are holding it down nicely. missed y'all/


@blue
hope she didnt really hurt u cuzz if she did, just give me a sign and i will treat her nice and slow.

@ddizzle

thanks for your comment on dat other thread. i cudnt reply dere. dat dude aint worth ma time. i am not hating anyone. nahhhh, dis is a virtual life not ma real life. i have already dusted ma shoulder. i aint even mad at him or anyone else. it takes more dan dat to get me mad.

aloib, as u can see, d 5 gear u are in has made u not to understand what im saying. everyone else understands except you.

lol, no i wont abeg.


@aloib

werent u d one dat said u wann@ make d dude feel at home abi?

aloib

no vex oooo, make i just ask abeg, did he tell u he wasnt feeling at home. na so your own dey do you abi? nawa ooo. d thing hold you for gear 5. better quench am before its too late. lol

<sacarsm>

nahhh, sex is d only reason to get married, what d hell is love? abeg forget love jo. if d person is good in bed, marry d person.













now, which other reason will make someone say "i do" if not love, is there any reason to say "i do".
i know that u gonn@ consider, d future and d kids and money matters and whatnot but the primary reason for walking down d aisle is LOVE. there is no other reason. except you're americans that marry just to have kids and cuzz of d divorce money. come on y'all,


sex is so so overrated. damn.

exactly what im going to do. im outta here.

i tried holding maself but let me just say something den back off cuzz i aint got your time.

since i have been going through threads on Nairaland, i havent seen u make any sensible comment, not even one.

i only see you in romance talking shiit or in the games section rottening your brains away or in offtopic disgracing yourself and exibiting your stupidity.

you are here saying mature mature, do u think that it is age that makes u mature huh? u say non-sense with your mouth, fake your id. talk nasty disgusting stuff and open ridiculous childish threads and you open your stinking hallow to say we are immature.

now listen here and listen carefull u bloody ingrate. that u see me here doesnt mean i don't have my levels or i don't have anything to do. unlike u, im a self made kidd, 19 years and i rap with people way older dan me and dey enjoy everytime i spend with them cuzz i don't talk like a child. there is time for everything and if the time for joke comes and i joke and u see it as being immature, den check your empty skull cuzz u might be d one that is immature.

i can't imagine d kind of rustic primal that will open a thread just to say what u foolishly opened this thread to say. i really don't blame your disgusting shameless ass. meet me outside and say what u just said and see if i wont forget a bottle in your stinking stomach.

expired human, before u get respect u have to earn it and being disgusting wont get u a damn respect. stop your foolish bickering and grow up. apology of a human being.



this is d only post i will make on this ridiculous thread. u wont get a word from me again. overgrown baby elephant.

i think a good wife its so hard to find. mind u, not everything dat glitters is Gold. someone said offices and churh, well. i wont say it aint possible to find a good wife in those places but i know for a fact dat a woman might be good at her job or in shouting when singing in church but wont be a good wife material. a good wife is not something u see at ones and say **pointing** dats a good wife, nahhhhhhhhh. its with time when u see all d other sides of her dat u agree whether she is good or not.

ones u have a good degree and a good connection, u will get a good job guaranteed. but a degree in womanology wont get u a good wife. nahhhh. its all luck.

lmao, u r funny.

damn, blue, wow. u aint joking at all. u scaring her d more. come on sweety just chill.


svs, please stay clear off anything with d blue symbol on it. she gon whoop anyone dat messes with her stuff.