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Dy dn see dem say dem be butty pikin !!!

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DURING WEDDING ENGAGEMENTS OR RECEPTIONS !!!

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It has to do with confidence !!!

Funny thing is that I haven't listened to none of them !!!
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TO ALL ARSENAL FANS #Afc #Coyg !!!

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Very Soon I Will Become A Celebrity And Any Updates From Me Will Be On All Social Media !!!

Something interesting happened on my way to
Oshodi this morning. At the park this rough mean-
looking conductor also known as “agbero” in
Yoruba was screaming for passengers, his
vernacular oscillating between Yoruba and pidgin
English.
“Oshod! Oshod!” He shouted angrily as I along with
some other passengers scuttled for seats. There
was this beautiful young lady who couldn’t throw
caution and decorum to the wind but waited
patiently until the bus was almost filled. Then she
pleaded to sit by the agbero until somebody came
down then she would pay for a proper seat.
The agbero didn’t even look at her pretty face, he
hissed and shouted to the driver to move that why
didn’t she rush when others were rushing. The girl
started pleading in Yoruba and clean ‘oyinbo’
english; “please, ejó, help me out sir, I know you
are a good man, never mind all this shout you have
been shouting (people burst into laughter). Let me
sit by your side please”.
Finally with much squeezing of face the agbero
relented and she sat beside him. It was a tight
squeeze but she didn’t complain but rather started
praising the agbero. He in turn started teasing her,
speaking (and sometimes spitting by mistake) into
her face but the girl never looked away, she never
let the smile leave her face. He asked her where
she worked and she replied that she was a student
in the University of Lagos (UNILAG) studying
accounting. He teased her in Yoruba about her
boyfriend and car (maybe asking why her boyfriend
didn’t drop her at her destination…she laughed it
off and continued to gist with the guy in Yoruba.
When she reached her junction the agbero alighted
the bus for her to come down. She did and paid
her transport fare, then the agbero told her to give
him a peck on the cheek for being so ‘gentlemanly’.
At this point some of us became indignant, haba!
He had been teasing her since, he should let her
go. Another argument almost ensued between the
agbero and the passengers although it was not as if
the agbero was really serious, he told her to go.
Then it happened! She jumped forward and gave
him a peck on the cheek! We all shouted, the
agbero was quiet out of surprise.
She then waved bye and ran down to her street.
The driver and other people started to hail the
agbero, see hailing! The guy was just forming boss,
saying he knew he was irresistible etc and others
were yabbing (taunting) him, some were yabbing
the girl and we moved on and suddenly the bus
was quiet, show over. Then the agbero put his head
down and became uncharacteristically quiet. The
driver soon asked the guy why he wasn’t calling out
bus-stop abi the girl don do am jazz (cast a spell on
him). The agbero said something in Yoruba I didn’t
get and then his voice became emotional and
believe it or not HE STARTED CRYING. Others were
now consoling him in Yoruba. When I asked what
the problem was, the lady beside me explained
that the agbero said he just realised he would
never be able to get a girl like that in his life
because he’s an uneducated bus conductor and
she was going to be a graduate. He was weeping
because he knew no girl of her class might ever do
to him what that girl just did, to touch a dirty
person like himself; that the girl is nice and well
brought-up and if he had money he would have
chased after her. So the passengers were consoling
him in Yoruba that he would go higher in life and
be able to marry a girl like that. He should not cry
because it was not the end of the road for him.
That really touched me.

For a moment in that agbero’s life, his facade of a
street thug fell away and he was a vulnerable
emotional aspiring young man, just like everybody
else.

Cc lalasticlala Seun Farano

pinceprinz:

Too young fadat

Am too Old Fadat

Alexyswiss:
she is 16....but looks 18...
lolss

I call them "YSG" meaning "Young shall grow" You could just flirt with her by calling her my wife

MhizTessy tho I didn't see your full pics but I have to admit it that you beautiful

pinceprinz:
>_<
Sebi u Carri torch commot for house?
It's getting dark here oh!!
Make u no go miss road lol

Bro join me in the search na, u self fit see your princess

Don't do the mistake of asking her out Cause it would make her disrespect you in a way you won't like. By the @Op how old is she ?

*Pisses on thread*
*Walks out gallantly*

Meanwhile I'm searching for my paloma

@Op this thread make sense.
Meanwhile I'm searching for my Paloma !!!

I googled it out for you
Eligibility Requirements
If you petition for a fiancé(e) visa, you must show that:
You (the petitioner) are a citizen of the country.
You intend to marry within 90 days of your fiancé(e)
entering the Country.
You and your fiancé(e) are both free to marry and any
previous marriages must have been legally terminated
by divorce, death, or annulment.
You met each other, in person, at least once within 2
years of filing your petition. There are two exceptions
that require a waiver:
1. If the requirement to meet would violate strict and
long-established customs of your or your fiancé(e)’s
foreign culture or social practice.
2. If you prove that the requirement to meet would
result in extreme hardship to you.

Meanwhile I'm searching for my Paloma !!!

Some that has the same I qualities I have or the exact replica of me!!! Meanwhile I'm still searching for my Paloma

Me self go soon post "How I met a trillionaire daughter"

@OP Its called "GIRLS CODE"

Depends tho, if it was an ex that we broke up due to mutual consent then I would attend the Wedding To wish her well in her endeavours !!!
If it was a girl that we broke up due to the fact that it was her fault, I would just go there to see If the guy she's getting married to is more handsome, educated than me.
FTC !!!
Quote me if this gets to front page please !!!
Peace out !!!
Good Day !!!

Nuellah02:
Thankyou.. *smiles

you are welcome !!!

Nuellah02:
Una sure say the babe neva go warn Andy?

Nice Moniker

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