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Well,He better not be serious..lol

Well,He better not be serious..lol

Well,He better not be serious..lol

Don't even know what to say ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Like if this post doesn't concern you !!! Share if it does.

Uhmm.

SOMETIMES IS GOOD TO THINK OUT OF THE
BOX...read up..


Question 1: "What will you do if I run away with your
sister?"
The candidate who was selected answered " I will not
get a better match for my sister than you, sir."


Question 2: Interviewer (to a student girl candidate) -
What if one morning you woke up & found that you
were pregnant ?
I will be very excited and take a day off, to celebrate
with my husband. (Normally an unmarried girl will be
shocked to hear this, but she managed it well. Why
should I think it in the wrong way, she said later when
asked.)


Question 3: Interviewer: He ordered a cup of coffee for
the candidate. Coffee arrived and was kept before the
candidate, then he asked "What is before you?"
Candidate: Instantly replied "Tea" and got selected.
(You know how and why did he say "TEA" when he
knows very well that coffee was kept before him?.
Answer: The question was "What is before you U? (-
alphabet). Reply was "TEA" T (- alphabet).


Question 4: You are driving along in your car on a wild,
stormy night, it's raining heavily, when suddenly you
pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting
for a bus:
An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
An old friend who once saved your life.
The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.
Which one would you choose to offer a ride to,
knowing very well that there could only be one
passenger in your car?
This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually
used as part of a job application.
You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to
die, and thus you should save her first or you could
take the old friend because he once saved your life,
and this would be the perfect chance to ! pay him back.
However, you may never be able to find your perfect
mate again...
The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants)
had no trouble coming up with his answer. Guess what
was his answer?
He simply answered:
"I would give the car keys to my Old friend and let him
take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and
wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams."
Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our
stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to "Think
Outside of the Box."


Question 5: The interviewer asked the candidate "This
is your last question of the interview. Please tell me the
exact position of the center of this table where u have
kept your files."
Candidate confidently put one of his finger at some
point at the table and said that this was the central
point at the table. Interviewer asked "how did you
decide that this is the central point of this table?", then
he answers quickly that "Sir you are not supposed to
ask any more question, as it was the last question as
you promised .....
And hence, he was selected as because of his quick-
wittedness.
This is what Interviewer expects from the Interviewee.

Cc: lalasticlala , Seun , uboma , davide470
Please do the needful !

Kikiki *laughs in spanish*

Brother, 8 years you no test engine. U dn enter am

Laughing jackass

You guys would lack concentration and be thinking about what the latter is doing in the same organisation. That's where jealousy sets in

You telling her about the illicit affair was your number one mistake. Girls like it when you feed them with lies instead of the plain truth !!!

She hot, sassy and classy !!!

EreluY:

YOU REALLY CRACKED MY RIBS THIS AFTERNOON WITH YOUR HOMOPHOBIC COMMENT. LOL.

My pleasure

Even satan (serpent) went to meet unclad eve instead of unclad Adam. !!!

Speechless, I feel your pain !!!

STUPIDITY IN SOME MEN CAN'T BE MEASURED !!!

Like my post if you think the OP is right ??

FTC
Honestly I think the girl is after your money, don't let the feelings you have for her crash your marriage !!!.
Secondly, where you the one that disvirgined her (I mean your ex) ?? That could be another reason she's after you !!!

Like if this post no concern you

Like if this post no concern you !!!

( ˘˘̯) guy envelope this story nah

Staring at a blank sheet
Trying to think about maria atere
And suddenly
It dawned on me you’re gone
It seems as if you still here
I can still feel you so near
Everything reminds me of you
The jokes we share
The moments we bear
The memories we had
And how is your Family gonna live without you her
Mirror.
Where is my Padi
Cant just find a word
To describe all that you are
Ha! Ole o (its Hard)
Afi kolouwa ranmi lowo (unless God Helps me)
But you taught everyone to be happy
No matter the situation.
I’m trying hard to be strong
Because you had unfulfilled dreams inside of You but Death snatched you away ………..
Maria atere we love you but God loves you the Most.
Till meet again !!!!

www.nairaland.com/2690961/maria-atere-funaab-student-dies

She's is actually a former colleague of mine in Secondary school days at NIGERIA PREMIER COLLEGE.
Immediately I read the news this morning on Nairaland, tears rolled down my eyes.
Maria Atere why, we love you but God loves you more .

Scared to say it

emperorchedda:
Dude get a hold of yourself and leave that girl with your dignity intact.

Stop being friends, stop the unnecessary calls and make it as platonic as ever. Get yourself another girl better than she is and watch her green in envy

Bro am feeling you!!! You just said it all

JESU MI OOO !!!

DharmyYinks:
Da truth is bitter...romancelanders won't comment on dis kinda thread n d mods won't take it to FP.

Op u did a gr8 job... Virginity is a sacred thing...keep it only for d one wu has ur heart n giv it out only on ur wedding nyt to only one man afterwards

Mucho gracias senor

SEX IS SWEET BUT........ Have you ever wondered why God carefully positioned a membrane of blood in a lady’s sexual opening? It is a thiny membrane that partially or completely covers the opening of the vagina. It is called the “HYMEN”. Why would God-Our Maker put a breakable tissue full of blood at the very door of the sexual opening of the female? Why is it so carefully placed at that entrance, like a ribbon tied at the entrance of a new house about to be launched? Why is it filled with blood that spills away when it is broken? Why? Without doubt, the HYMEN IS A GATE! It was God (our creator) who set that blood- filled vessel there as a covenant blockage, a sign and a token of a covenant between the bearer and whoever plunges into her opening. Before God, the disvirginity of a lady is not a casual act of fun. It is a serious covenant struck and confirmed by the blood shed on that day. This is God’s way of saying, “Whoever plunges in to this woman shall only be able to do so by making a blood covenant to be joined to her for the rest of his life, from that point onward. Little wonder why sexual intercourse was designed by God to take place only and only after the marriage contract is sealed. The one who made the body (the hormones, organs, nerves, tissues, e.t.c)God said it in clear terms in , “Now, the body is not for fornication”. Anyone who chooses to use the body for fornication must know that he/ she is working directly against God’s plan and there would definitely be a consequence either now or at old age! There is a spiritual bonding, a supernatural process that takes place in a lady’s heart to the first guy that enters in to her especially at that particular time when the hymen breaks. There is no covenant without blood: this is why the membrane contains enough of it. As a matter of fact, what happens the first time a lady has sex is not just sex but an immersion and a bathing of the man with her hymen blood to initiate a covenant that is highly recognized in the spirit realm of both light and darkness! The first time this happens just marks her opening day covenant ceremony and each subsequent experience goes on to further refresh or strengthen that covenant or establish another version of it with another person. Many have washed useless boys with that hymen-blood. Many have struck irreversible covenants with men that have nothing to do with their destiny. Many have shared that hymen blood in sexual activity with demon-possessed men while some others have struck such precious covenants with candle sticks as they exercised sex with it. If only they knew,many girls who carelessly allowed themselves to be disvirgined in a bid to be among the so called “big girls” would never have done so. The let me says it in clear terms: “Or do you not know that he who is joined to a harlot (through sexual activity) is one with her ? This is why many girls are not yet married yet their spiritual composition is already shattered and imbalanced, because they have mingled their souls with that of different men. Dear Singles,know today that there is a definite proportion of your virtue that leaves you each time a man enters into you and when that man leaves you, he leaves with it. Just imagine how much of yourself would be lost each time a man enters into you without any properly signed marriage bond or contract. Sex is a spiritual affair. A giving of yourself to another. All of these things have strong and terrible spiritual implications. A broken hymen opens you up to the spirit of the man that broke it, any other spirit whatsoever that may have mingled with that man’s spirit, those who have mingled theirs with him and the spirit of any other man that enters into you thereafter. The fun part is that pre-marital sex is not funny at all. What happens between the lines could be deadly and dangerous. The very first day a lady, or a man does that there will be spiritual transfer of destiny. The sin of fornication gives demons and occultic people direct access into your God's given destiny. And it drives the away your guardian angel will no longer be with you, So guys,zip up! Girls wise up!! It doesn't matter matters a lot. BIG THINGS COMES FROM LITTLE THINGS WE DO!!!

Winning is sure !! #Afc #Coyg