₦airaland Forum

iamoyindamola:
Next season must change Sha
Enough of haram football, your biggest fear have been achieved
We need the old Arsenal back in a refined way, you have the resources

Amin!!!!
😂😂

If na Tiefnubu, Akpabio, Wike and co sons and daughters naim dem dey dehumanise or slaughter, solution for don dey since. Devilish clowns!

raumdeuter:
I am sharing Tinubu vote buying money ni

Na to submit voters card

Actually giveaway canceled for now

Hehe 😛

raumdeuter:
Come and join me sing Halleluya

Jehovah Jireh has done me well

Giveaway dey later this week

Ogbeni dem say make you no dey use money blind us for here again.

By the way,na dolapo or Tiefnubu naira naim you wan share this time around?

iamoyindamola:
Really gutted for gabu
Chai painful

Doh 😩

Fufuna na cancer. Overpriced sack of apku defender. E no go ever dey well with Tuchel.

Ireti abeg epp us run the ghost worker transfer abeg. na beg I dey beg you.

raumdeuter:
In a military regime, a Major General is like the president. Buhari became head of state as a Major General. Thats how high it is

Dem kill am and no solution has been found

If na ordinary football club wey we dey support and the coach dey underperform overwhelmingly, all the fans go don demand make dem sack am. But once e reach Tiefnubu, insecurity matters, and the constant killing of poor Nigerians, na shalaye upon shalaye we dey collect from some APC members like you.

Egbon… abeg no use agenda wound us on top the incompetence of emilokan.

raumdeuter:
They have killed a Brigadier General and Major General thats as high as elites will be in Nigeria. Solution still never show

Make dem carry Tiefnubu, Akpabio, Wike and co sons and daughters first, make we check something.

If your man is useless like this as the commander in chief of this country, why are you actively supporting him for a second term?

E be like politics still dey sweet you for body until all of us for this country, including your friends and families, no go dey safe again.

If security issues pass Tiefnubu, why e dey find reelection? All these shalaye and excuses for a complete failure no go cut am. Make una talk another thing abeg. Na only poor man body naim this so called ISIS and whatever dey get power,Abi? E sure me die say if this same ISIS and co carry one or two of these criminals children or behead them, solution go show sharply.

raumdeuter:
Baba diggz, you no fit hang boot for now sha. Like 35 more years before rtirment

Hehehe. I pray o 😂

princeabdul:
Good morning married people in the house what pregnancy prevention did you adopted??

I no like all the things wey women dey put into their bodies for family planning, especially because of the numerous side effects. I’ve also heard that it could lead to cancer (abeg, no quote me on that). I personally know someone who recently had to remove hers after experiencing several health issues, in addition to gaining a significant amount of weight because of it.

I go advise men who know they are no longer interested in having children to use condoms, the ‘TrembleChamp’ withdrawal method 😆, or consider getting a vasectomy, as I hear the risks associated with it for men dey minimal compared to those for women.

Afrodoc, abeg come share your expertise lol

BlueRayDick:


Pregnancy is not a side effect of copulation now. Pregnancy is the end product of unprotected shagging.

I thought they said Children are gift from God

If you don officially hang boots or dey financially constrained, pregnancy go be side effects, not blessing ooo 😂

Leyqute:
Carrick too big for your mouth bros. Someone who is above you by 10 whole points with an outstanding game.

Mechionu bikonu 😀

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Body dey sweet you too much. No worry, una go appoint our sacked PE teacher soon 😀

Leyqute:
From frying pan to fire Insha Allah

May BlueCo continue to drown you people IJMN

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Na Carrick wey give you mouth I blame

Amigoos1:
Women of nowadays are just more lazy compared to women of the past. Our mothers did all house chores required and still worked at farms. The man can help if he willingly wants to but it's a privilege not a right unless In special circumstances like sickness or pregnancy.

Not necessarily…my guy. Our mothers often had nephews, nieces or their siblings living with them and helping out most of the time. I’m sure you must have had relatives living with your family at some point.

pocohantas:
Prewedding inspo for you.

Coincidence or enjoys looking like a fool?

Chaii…..I give up

Ope o. PE teacher wan kee me 😂😂😂

Garnacho, Neto, Enzo, two left legs Fufuna, Delap ,Dr Lavia, those useless keepers, and weyrey blueco gats go. Nonsense 😡

Nice one boys!

This yeye PE teacher no serious at all. Match wey e suppose field reserve players.

MorataFC:
Yes, things are hard. Fuel prices have gone up not only in Nigeria but globally , and many people are struggling.
But we should stop exaggerating every story just because it fits our narrative and the circumstances we already have.
No rational person will keep running a daily loss business on daily basis and continue like that consistently

Critical thinking matters. Not every claim is false, and at the same time, not every claim should be accepted without questioning.
How can you go to work on daily basis, and come back with minus 5k, and you still go the following day and continue with that repeatedly?


If we turn every story into unquestioned truth, then we become like zombies.

Just so you know, many business ventures operate at a loss in their first year and sometimes even longer before they eventually become profitable. And in this tiefnubu economy, it is highly possible for Keke and bolt guys to end up running at a loss for several days. Plenty factors can easily push them into negative earnings e.g. agberos fee, police, expensive fuel, repairs, and more. Plus, you’re forgetting that most of the guys running these types of businesses don’t even own the keke or the vehicle. They’re either renting them or on hire purchase. So after paying the actual owners of these vehicles, how much do you really think is left for them to take home at the end of the day.

Abeg make una dey enter street go see wetin dey sup instead of all these internet gba takes.

iamoyindamola:

“Many of you are lamenting about electricity. Don’t worry, we will fix it.”

— President Bola Ahmed Tinubu pic.twitter.com/OTxiPJ1nzF

— Trending Explained (@TrendingEx) March 28, 2026

He say una they lament aka wailing, he's on solar but saying they will fix it🤣🤣🤣🤣

Omo…smh

abduleez1:
2 carrier battle groups couldn't even enter the Hormuz Strait for even one week. 😂😂 TWO not one. Imagine the US number one flagship combatant taken out (even for a few months) by Iran? This is a country you took out their Navy weeks back.

I saw a random video yesterday claiming that it took about 30warships to secure the strait of Hormuz in tne 80s during the iran -Iraq war. Even back then, the US did not fully “secure” the Strait, as they escorted specific tankers and reduced risk. Meaning that even with 30+ warships, it wasn’t completely safe.

If this is accurate, then I understand why Trump is upset about EU countries refusal to back them on this one. However, I think he should channel most of that frustration towards his advisers, as they should have known better…..unless,of course, they warned him and he chose not to listen.

E no get wetin 2 US carriers fit do, especially when compared to the 80s saga. Omo…. na prayer for this war to find way end, because if e no end, people better cry never even start sef…e still dey do press up.

Omo….the Bibi documentary dey quite interesting. It’s a proper eye opener that offers a different perspective on this current war.

raumdeuter:
Dem hack his email. What is in it.

Abi that is Iran retaliation for killing almost all their leaders

No be Iran matter sef. E just dey shock me say FBI director go lose guard like that…that’s all.

iamoyindamola:
Na him true true

Always chasing bag of rice Franklin 😅

Raumdeuter hafa una FBI director?

iamoyindamola:
Them use rice swear for them
Is that Franklin

Anywhere belle face guy…my guy dey fight for him personal bag of rice 😂

larride:
Ok let's say he government has no choice than to remove the subsidy, what has the government done to improve the life of the people? What policy have they implemented to cushion the effects of this subsidy removal? It's been 3yrs and there's nothing to show for it other than massive inflation, more poverty and the continued luxurious life of the political elite.

I believed and trusted in Tinubu, it has been nothing but utter disappointment. Disappointment is even an understatement.

No answer Egbon Dayo abeg…..na too much money dey worry am.

😂😂😂

raumdeuter:
Egbon sharing what. I dey hustle front and back, Tinubu side, Adelabu side If Wike need Nairaland image make abeg come connct me oh

😂😂😂