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Jokes Etc › Re: 15 Dining Hall Struggles Every Nigerian Boarder Will Remember by dimexy247(op): 2:17pm On Jul 13, 2016

Food don ready

Cc; Lalasticala, Dominique, Seun

Jokes Etc › Re: 15 Dining Hall Struggles Every Nigerian Boarder Will Remember by dimexy247(op): 2:13pm On Jul 13, 2016

15. When you’re still eating and you hear “LEAVE THE DINING HALL”
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EXCUZ MI?

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Jokes Etc › Re: 15 Dining Hall Struggles Every Nigerian Boarder Will Remember by dimexy247(op): 2:11pm On Jul 13, 2016

14. When they are serving beans and all the girls are forming.
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Starve oh!

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Jokes Etc › Re: 15 Dining Hall Struggles Every Nigerian Boarder Will Remember by dimexy247(op): 2:09pm On Jul 13, 2016

13. When someone brings milk to the hall on pap and akara day.
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Our hero.

Jokes Etc › Re: 15 Dining Hall Struggles Every Nigerian Boarder Will Remember by dimexy247(op): 2:06pm On Jul 13, 2016

12. When you’re hungry and that wicked senior tells you to bring your food.
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Is it fair?

Jokes Etc › Re: 15 Dining Hall Struggles Every Nigerian Boarder Will Remember by dimexy247(op): 2:05pm On Jul 13, 2016

11. When they take light in the hall and everyone starts shouting.
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Are you people not Nigerians again?

Jokes Etc › Re: 15 Dining Hall Struggles Every Nigerian Boarder Will Remember by dimexy247(op): 2:03pm On Jul 13, 2016

10. How you eat when your guy gets chosen to be dining hall prefect:
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WINNING!

Jokes Etc › Re: 15 Dining Hall Struggles Every Nigerian Boarder Will Remember by dimexy247(op): 2:01pm On Jul 13, 2016

9. The hall, when a senior declares “MASSACRE”:
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Every man for himself.

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Jokes Etc › Re: 15 Dining Hall Struggles Every Nigerian Boarder Will Remember by dimexy247(op): 1:59pm On Jul 13, 2016

8. When you get to the hall 5 minutes late and you hear food has finished.
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Are you people animals?

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Jokes Etc › Re: 15 Dining Hall Struggles Every Nigerian Boarder Will Remember by dimexy247(op): 1:55pm On Jul 13, 2016

7. How the dining hall looks when the food is jollof rice and chicken:
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Who no like better thing?

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Jokes Etc › Re: 15 Dining Hall Struggles Every Nigerian Boarder Will Remember by dimexy247(op): 1:52pm On Jul 13, 2016

6. You, watching two seniors fight in the dining hall.
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Are you not entertained?

Jokes Etc › Re: 15 Dining Hall Struggles Every Nigerian Boarder Will Remember by dimexy247(op): 1:50pm On Jul 13, 2016

5. When the dining hall prefect asks “who wants extra plantain?”
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See question oh!

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Jokes Etc › Re: 15 Dining Hall Struggles Every Nigerian Boarder Will Remember by dimexy247(op): 1:48pm On Jul 13, 2016

4. When someone tries to jump the line to collect food.
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Please just respect yourself.

Jokes Etc › Re: 15 Dining Hall Struggles Every Nigerian Boarder Will Remember by dimexy247(op): 1:46pm On Jul 13, 2016

3. When you can see them about to close the dining hall door.
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God forbid.

Jokes Etc › Re: 15 Dining Hall Struggles Every Nigerian Boarder Will Remember by dimexy247(op): 1:44pm On Jul 13, 2016

2. When your provisions have finished and you hear dining bell.
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Can’t come and carry last.

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Jokes Etc › 15 Dining Hall Struggles Every Nigerian Boarder Will Remember by dimexy247(op): 1:42pm On Jul 13, 2016*

1. When a senior wants to punish you some minutes to dining time.
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Don’t let the devil use you.

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Family › Re: 14 Weird Ways Nigerian Parents Show That They Love You by dimexy247(op): 1:29pm On Jul 13, 2016

Omotayor123:
I relate well to those.

Thumbs up to them Anywayz. They are the Best!

Family › Re: 14 Weird Ways Nigerian Parents Show That They Love You by dimexy247(op): 1:27pm On Jul 13, 2016

14. When you call your father to ‘greet him’ and he just asks:
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Daddy, you sabi abeg.

Cc; Lalasticala, Dominique, Seun

Family › Re: 14 Weird Ways Nigerian Parents Show That They Love You by dimexy247(op): 1:26pm On Jul 13, 2016

13. When you misbehave but your mother doesn’t report you to your father.
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The biggest act of kindness.

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Family › Re: 14 Weird Ways Nigerian Parents Show That They Love You by dimexy247(op): 1:24pm On Jul 13, 2016

12. When they make you stay home in the name of keeping you safe.
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The worst of the worst.

Family › Re: 14 Weird Ways Nigerian Parents Show That They Love You by dimexy247(op): 1:22pm On Jul 13, 2016

11. When they start trying to play with you right after punishing you.
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I don’t like this play.

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Family › Re: 14 Weird Ways Nigerian Parents Show That They Love You by dimexy247(op): 1:19pm On Jul 13, 2016

10. When your sibling chooks mouth when they are scolding you and they turn and face them.
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They are lowkey defending you.

Family › Re: 14 Weird Ways Nigerian Parents Show That They Love You by dimexy247(op): 1:17pm On Jul 13, 2016

9. When they buy you a phone that is more expensive than their own.
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They got you smartphone and they are still using 3310.

Family › Re: 14 Weird Ways Nigerian Parents Show That They Love You by dimexy247(op): 1:16pm On Jul 13, 2016

8. When they spend an eternity praying for you whenever you’re about to travel.
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They must pray for journey mercies first.

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Family › Re: 14 Weird Ways Nigerian Parents Show That They Love You by dimexy247(op): 1:14pm On Jul 13, 2016

7. When your relatives try to report you to your parents and they give them:
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Just once in a while, but it’s so sweet.

Family › Re: 14 Weird Ways Nigerian Parents Show That They Love You by dimexy247(op): 1:12pm On Jul 13, 2016

6. When they always find a way to bring home food from owambes for you.
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You must eat what they ate.

Family › Re: 14 Weird Ways Nigerian Parents Show That They Love You by dimexy247(op): 1:10pm On Jul 13, 2016

5. When they still give you offering money even as an adult.
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Of course, you are still a child to them.

Family › Re: 14 Weird Ways Nigerian Parents Show That They Love You by dimexy247(op): 1:08pm On Jul 13, 2016

4. When they allow you to go and take extra meat.
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THE BEST!

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Family › Re: 14 Weird Ways Nigerian Parents Show That They Love You by dimexy247(op): 1:06pm On Jul 13, 2016

3. When they call you to come and eat right after beating you.
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They have already forgiven you.

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Family › Re: 14 Weird Ways Nigerian Parents Show That They Love You by dimexy247(op): 1:05pm On Jul 13, 2016

2. When they say “we are only beating you because we love you.”
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I don’t understand this love oh.

Family › 14 Weird Ways Nigerian Parents Show That They Love You by dimexy247(op): 1:03pm On Jul 13, 2016

1. When they insult you at home but defend you in public.
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Seriously? So strange.

Culture › Re: 15 Things People Who Grew Up In Yoruba Homes Will Relate To by dimexy247(op): 12:51pm On Jul 13, 2016

Hey lala where you dey?

Cc; Lalasticala, Dominique, Seun.

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