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coolsamba:
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coolsamba:
nice one... . I use galaxy s5 is it possible for my fone to be like urs... If yes pls guide me

No problem, we can talk about it on Whatsapp. I'm kinda busy now.

Hello great hackers and computer gurus, I need your help on how I can recover a password for my rar file. I forgot the password, I still remember some words but I can connect it together. pls help a brother. how do I get it back, thanks.

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Largas:

This news is false. Just checked waec.org and 2016 result is not yet released.

Seems your eyes are faulty, because this result is for 2015, not 2016. Shine ur eyes abeg

Still trying hard to find my state, can someone provide me with binoculars?




The West African Senior School Certificate Examination (WAEC) has just released its performance chart for May/June 2015 exams.
Here's the list of the states according to their performance:
Abia - 1st
Anambra - 2nd
Edo - 3rd
Rivers - 4th
Imo - 5th
Lagos - 6th
Bayelsa - 7th
Delta - 8th
Enugu -9th
Ebonyi - 10th
Ekiti - 11th
Kaduna - 12th
Ondo - 13th
Abuja - 14th
Kogi - 15th
Benue - 16th
Akwa Ibom - 17th
Kwara - 18th
Ogun - 19th
Cross River - 20th
Taraba - 21st
Plateau - 22nd
Nassarawa -23rd
Kano - 24th
Borno - 25th
Oyo - 26th
Niger - 27th
Adamawa -28th
Osun -29th
Sokoto - 30th
Bauchi - 31st
Kebbi - 32nd
Katsina - 33rd)
Gombe - 34th
Jigawa - 35th
Zamfara - 36th
Yobe - LAST
Culled from Punch Newspaper

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I just came to check nameS.......oops! Names checked AONC.

Vickyydera:
I get questioned almost every time about the meaning of my Igbo name, so to be on a safer side, I say my English name.

At least you have an English name, :-D lucky you

If your parents decided to go for a more unique traditional name for you, instead of a common English name like John/ Mary or a well known Yoruba name like Tolu/Tobi, then you’ll understand the struggle.

1. When the most common response you get after saying your name is “ehn?”
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Na wa O

2. When someone starts squeezing their face while trying to pronounce it.
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It’s not that serious, please.

3. When someone asks you if you have an English name instead.
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Better learn this one.

4. When you were the first of your friends to get a nickname, because no one had energy.
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Did I tell you I want a nickname?

5. When everyone keeps asking you what it means.
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Leave me, abeg.

6. When someone gets it on the first try.
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OMG! Marry me.


7. When someone asks you if it’s really your name.
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Is this one well?

8. When you just knew it would never be on any coke bottle.
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Oh? You have Akpors but you don’t have my name?

9. When you have to raise your hand before they get to announcing your name to save them the stress.
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Before you bite your tongue.

10. When even your phone’s autocorrect thinks it’s wrong.
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Really? REALLY??

11. When you have to constantly correct it on official documents.
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Is this my life?

12. When even your friends spell it wrong.
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The betrayal.

13. When you just start answering to all the different pronunciations people have for it.
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Just say it however you like.

14. When someone asks you why your parents gave it to you.
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Why are you asking me?

15. When even you start to wonder why your parents gave it to you.
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Did English name finish?

I drop my Stylus Pen here.

Damsonkc:
Hating them doesn't make them less human than you are. Hate is too strong a word. Your hate is irrational and your post deserved to be deleted by Facebook. If God hates you despite all your shortcomings you won't be alive to say you hate his creation.

From the number of "likes" this post has received, I'm beginning to suspect, (not even beginning) I'm sure most of the "likers" (if there's even such a word) are gay. So you saying what Facebook did was right. Eventually, we're at the beginning of the end. The kind hell some people go enter..........., word has not even been invented yet.

In the Year of Our Lord 2016, (most) men still react like this to the idea of period sex. It’s time to put an end to the stigma. Period sex for all. Go forth and have delightfully bloody orgasms. It won’t hurt you.

1. Just because I’m on my period doesn’t mean my vagina is sealed shut and can’t accept sex. WE. CAN. STILL. HAVE. SEX. And we should. Because this sucker isn’t just going away.

2. Actually, being on my period probably means my sex drive is through the roof. Lot of crazy things happening with my vagina right now. Also, hormones.

3. No, I don’t expect you to go down on me, it’s fine. Unless you’re into that sort of thing then sure.

4. But also, this isn’t the magical time of the month where you get endless blow jobs because my vag is ‘out of order.’ Sorry, but it’s incredibly unfair. This isn’t vacation time for your penis, my friend.

5. This could be your chance to give me a crazy good orgasm, pal. There are women among us who say sex is even better when they’re on their period (Maybe the blood is lubricating? Maybe it’s because the cervix is lower? Maybe it’s the insane hormones? Who knows.

6. I won’t be offended if you want to put a towel down. I don’t want to stain my sheets either, it’s fine.

7. Having period sex with you once doesn’t mean I’m going to have period sex with you every single time. I’m allowed to say no to this just like I’m allowed to say no to everything else.

8. This is the perfect time to make some more attempts at successful shower sex. Like chasing the Holy Grail.

9. You are absolutely not allowed to act grossed out by this blood. You knew what you were getting into. If you find it gross, keep it to yourself and tell me nicely. No period-shaming — I get enough of that shit from the literal rest of the world.

10. The blood that comes out of my vagina is no grosser than the blood that comes out when you have a cut on your arm or something. It’s just blood. The vagina doesn’t make it automatically disgusting.

11. It doesn’t make you weird if you like it. Plenty of guys do. It’s actually weirder for you to be strongly opposed to it (rude).

12. We still have to use a condom. Because the ability to get STIs (or even get pregnant) doesn’t just go away when I’m ~menstruating~.

13. If you say a single fucking thing to me about PMS, I’m going to punch you in the face. Here’s a list of people allowed to talk to me about PMS: my doctor, my best friend, myself. That’s it. Literally never you.

14. Your precious penis is not going to be dirty or stained from my blood. Again: IT’S JUST REGULAR BLOOD.

15. It could get messy, but that’s what showers and towels are for. You won’t notice though because we’ll be too wrapped up in the sex.

16. This is absolutely not a free pass for you to have a ton of orgasms and me to literally not be touched at all. Nope. Nope. Nope. No. Nope. No. If I can’t orgasm, you can’t orgasm. GENDER EQUALITY, BOY. All the more reason to be having period sex.

Adaure4ever:
Crushing on a celebrity is nothing new in the world of women.
Adaure is not exempted. I do have feeling, we all do.
So sit tight and see the Top 5 celebrities that I have crushed upon and still crushing upon.
1. TREY SONGS- my first celebrity crush, he is a sexy chocolate skinned hottie, I remembered when I used to buy his music just to look at him and his hot bodies..
2. NAETO C- Kema Chikwe's Son, I admired this guy for his charming smile. O lord!
I was a bit sad when he was getting married, I loved the guy and i remembered seeing him at a birthday party, was just side-eyeing him all through the ceremony.

Some girl can dream sha, no be only front page, na back page. Better things dey attract you, why not Mr Ibu?

I feel for you bro, no man should take his life no matter what, especially not over a woman. It's unheard-of, though, I feel the pain you must been through while alive but it's not worth taking your life. Taking your life is not the best. You have just compounded the weight of your sins and height of the punishment you will receive in hell from the Almighty God. Rest in peace bro. So sad!!!

What? I can't write now, lemme drink first.....

ALLAH AKBAR, LA ILAHA ILALLAHU You're welcome to Islam my sister, the religion of peace.

Once I checked the name, I understood perfectly where this is coming from. .

adaksbullet:
While we mack zucarbog dleted mine pic that am snap n am onlod in mine fb acont? he's he the one that his payed for mine data? abi his he mad?

What is this one saying?

cruzita:

the headies





what was she thinking ?





hair is truly the beauty of women o

Now you know

Prechila:
please I would like to learn

Got ur mail and replied already

chuksmad:
Please i know you can open paypal account in Nigeria and buy from there. But to receive money from abroad through paypal is what i do not think is possible. Are you saying you can receive money through your paypal account in Nigeria?

Yes, there's way you can receive and withdraw ur money through PayPal here in your bank account.

taketomama:
10gb free mtn http://www./1b2Odi

You must be high on owerri confirm igbo, the link is useless and u are too.

Emmy2009:
After working online for a while now...my effort has really boomed and transformed into something else and my websites have really been progressing. The time have come to withdraw my cash now and im lost cuz i dont really know what to do.
The website i work with wants to pay me through -
webmoney
paypal
wire transfer
payoner
bit coin
perfect money
amazon giftcard
payza

please which of this can i use to get the cash into my keystone account with the easiest of effort cuz im so confused right now and i dont know which one to pick out of the listings. And, if you can also help me with the procedure to go about all this

Guy, are you a learner, PayPal works perfectly in Nigeria, message me privately so I can teach you how to open urs, validate it and get ur money.

Cc: lalasticalala, come move this abeg

This is absolutely shocking! A woman has shared a touching and painful story how her husband has turned her into a slave by cumming in her ear even when she refuses. He will threaten and beat her up each time she dares to refuse.

As a result of this wicked act, the woman has now developed ear infection.

Read the shocking story by the woman below.
My case is a very strange one, and might sound very mysterious to some.

My husband was once a very nice man not until he lost his job, and to crown it all, we do not have kids cause of some complications I had during our time of dating – I had series of abortions.
I have been the one carrying the home for months now, which I am not complaining. But, my husband has become so strange, each time we make love and he wants to cum, he cums inside my ear. Yes, it’s strange and I am no longer finding it funny because my ear has been infected. But, if I refuse he will pick offence and beat me up.
I decided to report him to his family, and they called a meeting. That was where he told us that a prophet told him that my womb is inside my ear, the only way I can get pregnant is for him to cum inside my ear which is the supposed womb.

I was shocked to the bones that my husband could be brain-washed at his age and level of exposure. The family settled us but he still continued and wanted to still release inside my ear, I refused and threatened to divorce him, but he said if I can’t take it, I should pack and go.

Please, I need to know how to go about this, I have prayed and fasted and I am tired. I can’t hear with one ear because it’s infected and I am still treating it. Now my marriage is in shambles. Help me, please.

Source: http://www.gossipmill.com/2016/06/my-husband-ejeculates-inside-my-ear-woman-shares-shocking-story/

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