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BluntCrazeMan:
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@TEzeike on Twitter-(X)

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Links:
https://twitter.com/TEzeike/status/1725846445410939024

https://twitter.com/TEzeike/status/1725847327930237412

https://twitter.com/TEzeike/status/1726239559594164364

Stop decieving yourself.

wonder233:
I was determined to invite a girl over for a weekend, so I put out multiple invites, knowing fully well, most times, girls disappoint.
As weekend approached, I started receiving the usual "excuses"... But two girls confirmed they will come.
I decided not cancel anyone, for fear that the one I picked may disappoint last minute.
As soon as the first one arrived, I quickly put a call out to the second to cancel, but she told me she was already closeby. I didn't have the heart to turn her back cos it was already dark and she came feom afar, so I let her come.
I introduced both girls and went to get drinks.
The first one is like a semi regular babe of mine, while the second was a new catch.
So, I focused on that first one, we cooked together, selected movies and treated the second babe as our guest.
It got better: the first one was all over me, and had no qualms with us having sex in front of the other one...at first she tried to keep a straight face, but when I reached out and started handling her, she sat there like she couldn't move, the first girl reached out and pulled her in..That was when I knew girls were as adventurous as guys... We had sex all night, and again in the early morning.
The girls left towards afternoon the next day... And became friends thereafter.

They are lesbians not friends.

damilola4162:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQc7WVQCumM

Bearly a day after video of Mr. Ibu's daughter, Jasmine feeding him on the hospital bed surfaced online.

Ibu's wife has now released her own video showing the moment she was also feeding the legendary actor.

Mr Ibu's health struggles first made the news in October when a video of the actor soliciting for help was released on his official page.

The so called wife is a fool. Imagine telling him, It's is your wife that is feeding you, I hope you are enjoying it! Kai, that woman na complete mumu! Now I understand why Jasmine has so much impact in the man's life.

May God help him.

EngrKemp:
They never abandoned their language..
Their language is ibani ijaw..
Look at their names , all their names are ijaw names ... Their surnames are all ijaw names.
Go to the north, they all speak Hausa but does that make them all Hausa? No.
Ibb speaks Hausa as a northerner but he is Nupe by tribe and not Hausa...
Igbo was picked up as language of trade
The ibani ijaws traded directly with the Europeans and now take the trades to hinterland..
They had to speak their language..
They hinterland ppl could not speak English so ibani ijaw people spoke in their language,made trade and did not allow them understand or speak with oyibos...don't forget, they were the slaves traded too so u wouldn't want ur slaves speaking or understanding ur language...it's more safet they don't do u don't get issues dealing with them ..
The Igbo slaves were spoken to them in language they could understand which was Igbo while ibani was the language of nobles and free men not to be spoken in public so the slaves never had to pick it ..
If slaves were being searched ,maybe they tried to run ,once such a person is caught,to be certain,ibani would be spoken hence he wouldn't understand then he would be arrested..
Further more, it became a language of trade just like Hausa, English, or pidgin ..
But still till tomorrow,ibani is spoken in Bonny and Opobo.
Go to finima both in Bonny and Opobo,the speak ibani,
Brown house in Opobo and Bonny speak ibani, toby same thing.
All villages speak ibani.
They only place u hear Igbo spoken is on ubani. Becos of trade...

Are you not mentally ill? How is Igbo the language of trade? Abi the language na only one sided? How come Igbos cant and doesn't speak Ibani but Opobo people speak Igbo? How come? You never talk true. What I know is that Opobo is a mixture of Ibo and Ijaw.

nlparrot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPhPfyWmv0M?si=wk7HmDF2uhUXHhf9

Bewaji, the first wife of controversial singer Portable, has filed a petition against controversial disc jockey DJ Chicken for defamation of character and threats to life.

This comes after DJ Chicken, during a live session, claimed to have slept with her before she got married to Portable, and impregnated her. He also alleged that he was the one who deflowered her.

A video of him bragging about having sexual intercourse with her has gone viral on social media, sparking mixed reactions.

In reaction to this, Bewaji has filed a petition titled ‘Petition against Abiodun Ademola aka DJ Chicken for conspiracy, conduct likely to cause a breach of peace, character assassination, and threat to life’ to the Assistant Inspector General of Police.

She accused him of blackmailing her with claims of being in possession of a video of her sleeping with another man and sending her threatening messages

These are the kind of idiots we produce these days.

Rebuker:
Kogi Governor-Elect, Ododo, Kneels to Present His Certificate of Return to Yahaya Bello


The newly elected Kogi State Governor, Ododo, kneels before Yahaya Bello, the outgoing governor, as he presents his certificate of return. The scene has got a lot of people talking on the internet.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ig7VOQbew6w

The humbling of the backward, arrogant, empty, wicked Igala people. My joy knows no bounds!

At least after another 8 years by Bello, Someone from the Kogi West will become governor for another 16 years. The Governorship position will get back to Igala people after 24 years. That's what's fair. And I am very happy with this.

delpee:
The LASG domestic violence laws are non-discriminatory. If the men agree, the women will be tried and punished accordingly.

If the men agree? What type of law is that? Who will prosecute the offenders? The assaulted husband's or the government?

ijustdey:
….Commences monitoring of safeguarding, child protection implementation



https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/11/wives-battered-340-husbands-to-pulp-in-1yr-lagos-govt/

Did you hear the response of the woman in charge of the commission? She said they will try to find amicable solution! If it was men that committed this, it will be blue murder! Hypochrisy!

damilola4162:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OX_NU0rdTK4

A video showing ailing actor, John Okafor, popularly known as Mr. Ibu, has been released by his adopted daughter, Jasmine.

Jasmine shared the video on her Instagram page Thursday, 10 days after it was announced that the actor had undergone seven successful surgeries, including an amputation of one of his legs.

The actress captioned the new video, "As long as you are getting better, nothing else matters. I remain silent until you are back on your feet again! Cheers."

Mr Ibu's health struggles first made the news in October when a video of the actor soliciting for help was released on his official page.

Source:

VIDEO: First Video Of Mr. Ibu After Amputation Surfaces Online

A video showing ailing actor, John Okafor, popularly known as Mr. Ibu, has been released by his adopted daughter, Jasmine.

Jasmine shared the video on her Instagram page Thursday, 10 days after it was announced… pic.twitter.com/5Ah2St0eTZ

— Punch Newspapers (@MobilePunch) November 16, 2023

Where is the so called wife?

Odewaleadesoye:
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https://www.nairaland.com/7910909/smith-gay-caught-him-duane



VANGUARD

I think the guy hit jackpot. Will Smith is Gay.

AnonPoet:
*Kogi: See The Huge Crowd That Welcomed Bello/ Ododo Home After Guber Victory*

Watch below

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qblYZ-wwlJU?si=-170jqd_xBflvhcv

A massive sea of supporters flooded the streets to welcome Governor Bello and Ododo back home following their gubernatorial victory in Kogi.

The enthusiastic crowd, filled with jubilant chants and waving banners, showcased the overwhelming excitement and endorsement of the newly elected Governor of Kogi state, Alhaji Usman Ahmed Ododo.

The festive atmosphere echoed the people's trust in the Bello administration and victory of his anointed candidate, Ododo, with celebratory scenes capturing the spirit of democracy in the state.

The spectacle underlines the profound impact of their triumph and sets the tone for high expectations as Kogi eagerly anticipates the next chapter of governance under their dynamic leadership.

The humbling of Igala people. I am so happy!

[quote author=Anticrime post=126939261][/quote]What is simply happening is that Nigerians are hacking these apps. When they place a bet, even if the bet loses they hack in and correct it, showing that they won.

DeltaFire:
UMU IGBO, DON’T GET KILLED FOR ATHAN ACHONU AND HIS FULANI WIFE!!!!!!

Senator Athan Achonu of Imo State is crying because he did not win at Imo State election. He is giving interview and crying that because he lost, it is now RAPE. Na wa oooo. Achonu is manipulating his supporters to go out and protest for him and his Fulani wife to live at Douglas House. He wants to push out Ndi Igbo to face killing by going out to protest for him. Ndi Igbo, shine your eyes well oooo. Do not risk your life for Achonu and his Fulani wife and family! This man is pretending. It is not possible for an Igbo man who loves Igbo truly, to marry a Fulani woman. Go and verify, but it is not possible at all. If Achonu want to protest, it is his choice but let his Fulani wife, his Fulani children, his brothers & sisters, his nephew & nieces, his cousins, his Fulani in laws, be the ones to protest.

Achonu also said he will go to court. Let him go there and spend the billions money he put in his pocket instead of building the 774 Health centers of his political contract from OBJ. I am not in support at all of Uzodinma but him we know, he is not pretending like Achonu who gave his Fulani wife name of Chiamaka but she is Aisha Abubakar a Fulani and can even be member of family of Sultan of Sokoto, so like a green snake in the grass, their Fulani children will bite our Igbo children because they want our land and we see what Fulani did to Hausa and are now doing to MB people. This is the Fulani Agenda that Ahmadu Bello told them and they are following.
“The new nation called Nigeria should be an Estate of our great grandfather Uthman Dan Fodio. We must ruthlessly prevent a change of power. We use the minorities in the North as willing tools and the South as a conquered territory and never allow them to rule over us and never allow them to have control over their future”. – Ahmadu Bello, 12th October 1960.

Achonu and his Fulani wife want to bring that evil on our heads, but God had prevented them. We cannot allow anybody with Fulani wife or husband to lead us because their interest is not for Igbo.

Chineke kere uwa kpo gi oku there! It shall never be well with you! Wetin somebody wife do you? Chineke kpo gi oku there.

Even a child in the womb knows that on the norms Hope Uzodinma can never win the election. Massive rigging gave him the victory

Truths9ja:
https://idomavoice.com/breaking-sdp-rejects-results-from-five-lgas-in-kogi-calls-for-cancellation/

Video of Mr Muri Ajaka of SDP press briefing on the ongoing Collation of results in Kogi State.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lc1TQnJrJZk?si=h7CGcadL6s4j0GYN

See the face of the criminal. Muri wants to win where? Mad man. He rigged massively in Kogi East, He was expecting Yahaya Bello to keep quiet and let him rig? He was simply outrigged? I love what I am seeing. Igala idiots must be taught a political lesson. They think, they are invinsible. Yeye people. Una go learn.

Coolsat:
I understand kogi politics very well, I've lived there and know what's up, the igalas were never at any point ready to let other region govern the state till a divine intervention struck, so I'll not in any way blame the ebiras for taking hard lessons from the igalas , I'll only blame them if they still want to retain power after sixteen years which should be the turn of Kogi west. Let's be fair in our dealings for we know not what the future holds for us. The Kogi west should form a strong alliance with kogi central and it's only that way power rotation can effectively commence in Kogi state because the igalas that I know will never support any other region or welcome the idea of power rotation simply because they are majority but also forgetting that an alliance from the other regions will put them behind in numbers.

You know the Igalas very well. They are an extremely wicked people and they are getting served cold slur!

The flogging from Kogi Central and Kogi West is unimaginable. They will learn the hard way!

Igalas are extremely wicked and insensitive people. They will never ever win any elections again in Kogi. After Ododo, Kogi West will take it.

I knew that Ododo will win!

donphilopus:
No need proving. What happened in Ogori Magongo happened in other parts of Kogi Central. It's being investigated as I type and INEC promised to revert within the next 24 hours (which should be latest evening).

You go dey trust INEC? You are funny!

I have seen enough. Ododo is the Governor elect!

FreeStuffsNG:
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-67390366

World first homosexual Pope Francis. God will judge you!

TruthsFM:
for Kogi

You will testify

TruthsFM:
yes soo. But if the margin is much, Inec will announce the winner. Muri of Sdp get upper hand shaaa

For where?

AImiron:
FOXNEWS

He is minor attracted the same way homosexuals and lesbians are same gender attracted. If you support gays and hate this man then you are evil.

I have seen enough. Congratulations to APC Hon Ahmed Usman Ododo!

Addme:
Your point 1 and 2 no just gel with me.
I'm not a kogite and don't have any stake than campaigning for free and fair election in Kogi and safe environment for all Kogites.

But if all you said about him are true,how come he later became a Deputy National Publicity Secretary of the same party he stole from?
Isn't that an indictment on that same party?

. Thats why he will lose woefully!

Meedon:
Who told you. He is deemed a messiah in Kogi State

Messiah of who?

Some of una needs to have your heads checked!

Let me lay it out for you.

He is the worst candidate in the elections( Murtala Ajaka)

1. He is a stark illiterate( He is using a forged certificate to run)

2. He used to be the gateman at ACN office in Abuja. He was arrested for stealing one of the buses parked there and detained for a long time. It took special intervention to release him.

3. His party SDP has no structure in Kogi State.

4. He is just cashing in on tribal sentiments to advance his cause but he will fail woefully in the elections today. Watch and see.

Carcholce:
You still do not get it. Real men do not beg for sex. There’s nothing like raging hormone. No matter how raging your hormone is, you bottle it in a container. Your body is the container. You do not allow the rage to escape via masturbation if sex isn’t happening. Women do not refuse me sex because I do not beg for it. It is readily available whenever I want it. You beg for sex because you are a peasant. Imagine a star like davido or wizkid begging for sex when there are millions of women ready to tear their pant for them.


I like the fact you said I am outdated (1940) it speaks so much of you and your gen Z sense of reasoning. Real men were born in the early 1900. How about that? Is it not on this same platform we were applauding our forefathers that they had the best of marriage and relationships? They were from the 1900s. Let that sink into your empty masturbating mind.

Have you finished embarrassing yourself because of your ignorance! You are bringing 1900 ideas to 2023! What can be more stupid?

Nobody fit help you like this! Our forefathers lived in their time and clime. This is our time and clime. Women in our forefathers times were married as virgins and died knowing only their husbands(sexually). The concept of lesbianism was non existent. There were no dildos or vibrators. Today, everything have changed. There are new realities.


It is the height of stupidity to be applying outdated ideas to modern trends. You keep proving me right at every twist and turn. You do not have any grasp of today trends. That's why you keep sounding like this and what makes it so annoying is you holding on to derelict fads.

MASTURBATION IS AN EXCELLENT COPING MECHANISM FOR MODERN TRENDS.

But I know you will never understand it. You can keep decieving yourself about going back to the 1900s, a time that will never come again!

Carcholce:
I see where you are coming from. You might even be an ex rapist. You beg for sex and if you don’t get it you masturbate. You are a pvssy, I’ll say it again and again. It should be the other way round, women beg for sex and should are ever ready to satisfy you when you want it, even on their periods they want it even more. It’s only weak men that beg for sex and result to masturbate when they don’t get it. You are a pvssy!

Em5pty heads like you easily fall victim to the well and ready sexual pleasures. It's you who have exposed yourself as a timid man who needs to beg for sex from a woman! Weak men like you beg for sex because they have no alternative. Strong men use the alternative to their advantage!

That's the difference between a man like you whose opinions and concept about sex is outdated and looks like something from a 1940 manual and me who have a deep understanding about sex gained via different sources and factors!

Men like you easily resort to rape because they can't manage their raging hormones! You go soon cast! I dey watch you!

temmyejo:
Who gives the best sex education??
Who do we men satisfy during sex??

Men learn best about sex from women and women from men

Brilliant!

Carcholce:
Arguing with you is pointless. Arguing with someone that will beat his meat probably 3 to 10 times in day is demeaning to me. Go into your shadows and enjoy your masturbation, stop telling others to join your party. When you finally grow up, you’ll realize pvssys with warmth and juicy wet are out there waiting for you to plough, until then, enjoy your private meat beating party.

First of all, this is not an argument but a complete mental flogging! I have been schooling you since you dared expose your pathetic ignorance. You are so naive it makes me sick!

Nobody mentioned anything here about not having sex. Kai, this boy, you re so moronic!

We only said Masturbation is an excellent substitute especially for men with raging sex hormones and even those who needs to have a beneficial way to satisfy their sexual urges without running foul of the law.

Instead of turning yourself into a dummy for a lady because of your uncontrollable sex urges, you masturbate and clear your head. You make better decisions!

It helps you to have sex with a woman at your own terms. For instance, even though you are a aroused and need to have sex, you won't belittle yourself to beg your girlfriend who is giving you attitude because she knows you like knacking. You ignore her, satisfy yourself and keep your dignity as a man. And then watch her come around!

That's the whole point Masturbation is a very safe and beneficial alternative to physical body sex between a couple. Get that into your head!

HAVE SEX ON YOUR OWN TERMS!

Carcholce:
I still put it to you that masturbation is for pvssys. A woman is already a pvssy, a man that engages in it is automatically a pvssy. You are a pvssy!

Sex shouldn’t be a man’s problem, talk more of resulting to masturbation.

What do you masturbate with? Porn? 😂

Another problem! Your life is in your “hands”

You are comparing women that their pvssy is always scratching them to a man.

A woman’s pvssy that is very prone to toilet infections hence causes itching is what you are comparing to men’s.

A woman that can go up to 2 hours of sex and not get tired is what you are comparing to a man that will become flaccid when he cums after second or third round, some men can not even go more than one round.

A woman that does not need any sex enhancement drugs, alcohol etc for sexual performance is what you are comparing to men.

Your brain is paining you.

Another moronic submission from an outdated scallywag . I hope you know calling a woman a pussy is insulting to women, just like a lady calling men dicks? Gosh you have such a very low standard for women. I believe it hides your utter frustration at not being able to perform ( I mean sexually)🙂🙂

I think I have finally decoded your problem. Railing at women to hide your sexual and personal inadequacy won't help you.

You do everything to talk down on women to impose your masculinity! Well I hope you don't extend your low opinion of women to your mother and sisters!( Won't do you any good though).

Your ideas about sex are encapsulated in derelict and outdated concepts. Sex is beyond moronically thrusting your pelvis at women. It's majorly in your mind. Arousal starts from the mind!

So, masturbation is a safe way to keep raging sex hormones in abeyance. Women know it l, some men know it and it's just the truth!

Only foolish idiots like you rail against their own gender because of your personal inadequacy!

MASTURBATION IS A SAFE BET FOR MEN AND WOMEN! You can keep decieving yourself while dildos, vibrators and now flesh lights keep selling in humongous proportions.

Arguing from now till tomorrow won't change the facts!

Carcholce:
Ask me any question regarding sex, I’ll teach you what your 10 generation from now will never forget.

I just schooled you about the ubiquity of masturbation for both genders! You are just capping. Empty barrell. Keep decieving yourself.

MASTURBATION IS SAFE AND GOOD FOR BOTH GENDERS! FACT!

Carcholce:
“Other people’s” experiences you say but the person I quoted is telling us to learn from women.

Imagine a man with two hanging balls telling other men to learn masturbation experience from women!! I spit on his head!

You just still exposed your stupid naivety! So, women do not count as other people? You are so stupid it makes me sick!

And then what do you have to teach about sex, absolutely nothing. You are empty!