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GRAND COMEDY HOUSE (STORY BY DINDY) LAST EPISODE 5
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I deserved that right? Well I know I over did it, but I was pushed to it, my mum and sis annoyed me that day, so my anger lifted for revenge.
I actually ended up eating that stew with the rice, although it wasn't that same day, but I ate up all the stew and the meat in it.
My dad is not a kind of person you joke with, when he says you are gonna do something, nothing will change his mind back.
No matter the amount of plead you plead, he won't change his mind.
I really suffered, tasting my own tricks and hand destruction. I guess I paid for my tricks.
Well that didn't make me stop at all, I kept on playing my tricks. I became the trick lord of the house, no one could compete with me because I was too tricky.
It got to a point when my dad could not take it anymore because he was totally frustrated and tired of a son like me.
He even went as far as saying I needed deliverance because I acted like someone with spiritual illness, but be sincere, do I act like a mad person reading like you? I got you again! , you fell for my tricks [laughs uncontrollably].
Yea yea, I know I'm insane, but what can a potential mad guy like I do? Go more mad?, well I guess yes! .
Believe me guys this part I'm about to tell you will make you so love me, but hi don't fall too deep in love with me because I might just be tricking you again .
Now enough of that, let me tell you how it all happened.
It happened.........
........STORY BEGINS.......
Dad: "[Angry] Dea dea I will kill you!!", screamed my dad as I escaped his presence.
Mum: "What is it again?", asked my mum as she entered the room my dad was in.
Dad: "Move out of my way, let me kill that boy", said my dad as he tried passing my mum.
Mum: "Wait, please don't kill him", she pleaded as she held him back.
Dad: "Oh!, let me go", said my dad trying to free himself.
Mum: "No, tell me what happened", said my mum still holding my dad.
Dad: "Ok you want to know what happened right?", asked my dad.
Mum: "Yes please tell me", she said as she left hold of him.
Dad: "Now smell my hand", he said.
Mum: "[Smells it] Jesus!", she shouted in disgust as she spat like a pregnant woman.
Mum: "What is that awful smell?", she asked.
Dad: "That smell is a fowl's excrete and your so called son made me dip my hand into it", he said.
Mum: "Jesus Christ!, Dea dea that boy won't kill me", she said.
Dad: "Thank God you see things my way, now excuse me let me go kill him before he kills both of us", he said as he tried passing my mum.
Mum: "No wait, if you kill him, people will say things and you will be jailed", she said blocking him.
Dad: "You're right, lets just poison him so that he would die silently, no one would suspect that way", he said.
Mum: "Stop that, just wait and listen to me", she said.
Dad: "Ok, but just know that your son has a spiritual illnesses and the only cure is death", he said.
Mum: "That is what I suspect also, but death is not the cure", she said.
Dad: "Then what is?", asked my dad.
Mum: "Let's bring a strong pastor here that would cure him of this illness", said my mum.
Dad: "Are you sure that would work?", he asked.
Mum: "Yes I am, we need to find a solution to his problems before it gets worst, he might even go mad with this character of his", she said.
Dad: "I won't mind if he goes crazy, at least people won't think I killed him", he said.
Mum: "Stop it, he is still your son you know", she said.
Dad: "The last time I checked, that boy was not in my plans", he said.
Mum: "You better stop that", she said.
Dad: "Fine, I have heard", said my dad.
Mum: "I will call the pastor to come tomorrow", she said.
Dad: "Ok, lucky him you are around if not, I would have kill him today", he said as he walked passed my mum.
Mum: "It's ok ah, please pass quickly don't touch me with that your chicken a*s hand [Laughs]", said my mum as she laughed hard.
Immediately I saw my dad making his way out the room, I took off like the speed of light to a corner to hide.
When I got to the corner, I began to back flash on what my parents were discussing about me.
Dea dea: "So these people think I have spiritual problems and they want to bring a pastor", I said to myself.
Dea dea: "So dad has the mind to say I'm not amongst his family plans, he even wished me madness", I said to myself.
Dea dea: "Ok no problem, let them bring the pastor", I said to myself.
Dea dea: "I will so show that pastor fire", I said to myself as I took a peak to check whether the place was clear for me to move out.
I saw no one around, so I made a run for it and went out to gather my plans together for the next day.
.........THE NEXT DAY.........
Dad: "When will the pastor come?", asked my dad.
Mum: "He said we should give him two hours, that he would be here.
Dad: "Please let him come fast because I'm becoming impatient", he said.
Mum: "Impatient? Are you still thinking of killing your son?", she asked.
Dad: "I am not thinking, I have planned it", he said.
Mum: "What is wrong with you, why do you want the blood of your son on your hands?", she questioned him.
Dad: "like I told you yesterday, the only way to free your son off his spiritual illness is to kill him", said my dad.
Mum: "Please dear, kill that thought, he is our son", she said.
Dad: "Point of correction, he is your son, when he dies then he becomes ours, I can't have a possessed human as my child", he said.
Mum: "It's ok, the pastor will come soon", she said.
.......MEAN WHILE........
I was out side my parent's room ear dropping on what they were talking about, to know when the pastor would arrive.
Dea dea: "So this man really wants me dead", I said to myself standing close to my parent's room.
Dea dea: "No problem, the pastor will be here in two hours", I said to myself.
Dea dea: "That is just great, in fact wonderfully awesome", I said smiling to myself, as I left their and went to my room to get ready for what was going to take place.
.....2 HOURS LATER.....
Anita: Someone is knocking at the gate", she said.
Sonie: "Let me go check who it is", she said as she walked out side to check who was knocking on the gate.
When she got there, she found the pastor Standing, then she let him in because mum had inform them of the pastor's arrival.
When Sonie and the pastor came in, everyone one was already there waiting for the pastor except me, i was still in my room.
Pastor: "Peace be unto this family", he said as he dropped bits of the anointed oil he held.
Everyone: "Amen", said everyone.
Pastor: "Where is Dea dea, the lord told me things about him", he said.
Hassan: "He is in his room, let me go call him", he said.
Pastor: "No don't go there", he said.
Pastor: "I would go myself", he said.
Pastor: "What you guys should do right now is to start praying because the spirit controlling him is a stubborn one", he said.
Mum: "Ok pastor", she said as she told my dad and my sibling to hold hands together.
Pastor: "No matter what happens don't stop praying", he said.
Everyone: "Ok sir", they said.
Pastor: "You may start now, let me goto his room", he said as he left to my room which was shown to him by my dad.
When he got to my room, he saw me sitting on my bed with my legs crossed and my back was what he could see. My entire body was pure white.
Pastor: "la ka ka ka sa ba kas", he spoke in tongues.
Pastor: "You evil stubborn spirit, I command you to leave in the name of Jesus!", he said as he dropped bits of the anointed oil in his hand on my body.
Dea dea: "uhn uhn", I moved my body like I was being flogged with a painful Cain.
Pastor: "Lo kakaka zuka, I said leave!", he said dropping bits of anointing oil on my back.
Dea dea: "uhn uhn, hahaha", I started laughing, then took the knife I kept beside me and stabbed my bed continuously to the extent that the foam inside it started jumping out.
Pastor: "Go go go!!, in the name of Jesus", he said.
I stood up standing on my bed, then I looked at him with my eyes which were pure red.
Dea dea: "Blood, blood, give me your blood", I said looking at him like a zombie demon, with the knife pointing at him and my mouth filled with red paint.
Pastor: "You don't scare me you spirit, I say leave this body in the name of Jesus", he said.
Dea dea: "I need your blood!", I said then jumped off my bed with the knife and miss stabbed his neck, then placed my teeth on his neck.
Pastor: "Jesus Christ!!", he shouted in fear as he bent his head and crawled out my room, then made a run for his life.
Pastor: "The devil is alive, the devil is alive", he ran straight to the parlour screaming with his red neck, making everyone in the parlour to reduce the speed at which they prayed.
Hassan: "[Opens an eye] huh what I'm I hearing?, he asked.
Mum: "[Eyes closed] close your mouth and pray", she said.
Pastor: "The devil needs blood oo", he said as he ran out side the house.
Mum: "Don't stop praying, remember what the pastor said", she said encouraging them not to stop.
Dea dea: "Blood, taste for blood", I said as i walked out my room with the knife above my head and my mouth dropping of red paint.
The prayer quickly ended and everyone looked at me.
Hassan: "Jesus Christ!", he said as he quickly took off following the pastor behind.
Sonie: "Pastor wait for me too, I left my life at the gate", she said taking off quicker than Hassan.
Mum: "Anita where is Veron, we need to stay together and pray harder", she said.
Anita: "Veron left when Sonie was still talking", she said moving backwards.
Mum: "Why are you going close to the door?", she asked.
Anita: "I think I forgot my life too at the gate, I better go.... Jesus he is already too close", she said as she took off quickly.
Only my dad and mum were there looking at me in fear, I then stopped.
Dea dea: "Your blood is mine for the pleasure of my desire", I said pointing the knife to my dad.
Mum: "[Afraid] Thank God it's your blood he wants, let me go check on the kids whether they've found their lives", she said as she ran out side.
Dad: "Honey, don't leave me here", he spoke in fear looking at the direction my mum ran.
Dad: "See, I'm not afraid of you", he said looking at me shaking like a fish as he adjusted backwards.
Dea dea: "I will drink your blood", I said walking closer to him.
Dad: "Jesus Christ, your eyes are extremely red", he said in fear.
Dea dea: "I need blood!", i shouted as I jumped on the sofa he was close to and pointed my knife in his face.
Dad: "[Extremely afraid] Jesus ooo!", he screamed like a lady and ran out side towards the gate.
Dea dea: "Come here I need your blood!", I shouted as I ran after him wearing only my boxers and my entire body painted pure white, with red paint coming out my mouth.
Dad: "Don't lock the gate!", he shouted for my mum who was about to lock the gate form the out side.
Dad: "Dea dea wants to kill me o, Dea dea wants my blood o, I'm too young to die!", he shouted in fear as he got close to the door and I got close to him....
........STORY ENDS.......
[Laughs] That was crazy right?, I'm totally the king of tricks right?, well I can't say because I'm still wearing my zombie demon look right now and they believe that I'm not a human any more.
They are out side the gate as I speak right now, the best part is that the pastor left his shoe, bible and anointing oil in the house [Laughs].
Maybe I should tell them it was a trick or maybe I should enjoy this while it last .
Wait I think someone is knocking on the gate, I better go get the cutlass in the kitchen, that would make me more scary , good bye guys, I have people to scare .
THE END

UP COMING STORIES FOR THIS MONTH
1). THE BUS.
2). TRUE LIFE STORY OF CHARLES THE SISI BOY.
3). THE WHITE STALLION.
UP COMING STORIES FOR NEXT MONTH
1). OREGUN BOYS.
2). THE LONE WOLF (TRUE LIFE STORY OF DINDY'S LOVE LIFE).
3). GEAR.
4). THE ADVENTURE OF C.P.M YOUTH CAMP.
MUCH LOVE FROM DINDY
STORY BY DINDY AKA NNAMDI
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THE SORRY LETTER (EPISODE 2) STORY BY DINDY

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Her name was faith, she was so sweet and loves going crazy like I do. We were like two mango seed in a single mango --rear right? well that was how we were--.
People looked at us and said "I see a future in this relationship".
Things were fine as they were, but I made a mistake and destroyed everything.
How was I suppose to know that, a little lack of attention, can make me loose someone very dear to me.
How was I suppose to know that a little mistake, could take someone i love, far away from me. I should have never in this life, pushed her aside from my world.
My pains and sufferings all began with joy, but I did the biggest mistake in my life, by throwing away the joy
It all started one day, when I was talking with my three friends. --I won't mention their names because it hurts more, when I remember how they warned me not to leave Faith.--
We were talking and laughing, when a 'NISSAN JEEP' drove pass us, with a big van following it behind. They were heading towards the direction of the new building.
When I saw faith, she was at the back sit of the nissan jeep. My eyes caught her beautiful face and long hair with dark skin. The nissan jeep drove pass me, but she didn't see me.
They parked where the new beautiful mansion was build.
"O boy, so na this people get this place, menn money dey this country o", said friend 3.
"Asin ehn my guy, if you even look the people wey dey the car, you go know say no be people wey dey suffer. All of them just fresh", said friend one.
"But guy who them be self", I asked friend two. --Friend two and three leaved in that area, friend one stayed in my area. our areas were not to far apart.--
"How I wan take know who them be? when them just dey pack in today today, shey I be una area witch? Wey dey know people wey pack in newly?", said friend two with a smile on his face.
After they went out of sight, we fell back to our conversation, but my mind was no more in what they were discussion. My mind was now all about her.
Two weeks after faith and her family had pack in, I went to hang around my paddy's place, hoping to see her.
"Ah chairman hwfa", I said shaking friend three.
"Oga nla, I dey jare", he replied with his gentle voice.
"Hmmm victor, this one that you keep coming here everyday. I no understand your way again o", he said with a serious look on his face.
"ah ahn, shey to come see my paddy na bad thing? abi make I no dey come again?", I asked him.
"Yes na bad thing to see your paddy, no even come again sef, i no wan dey see you", he replied me with a teasy smile on his face.
"Hahahaha, guy you no well at all o. No dey wyn me o", I replied him in a happy tone.
My hope crumbled that day because she didn't show her pretty face.
"Damn!, I came here for nothing", I said to myself as I trekked back home.
One sunny cool afternoon, I was home alone with my phone, when friend two called me on my phone.
"Guy hwfa, shey you go turn up today?", he asked.
"For sure na, I go turn up", I replied.
"Ok no problem, sha start to dey come o", he said as he dropped the call.
I got up and went straight to his area, on getting there, I saw friend one going the same direction as I.
"Naughty boy hwfa ", I greeted with a cool voice.
"Mr Vic, I dey noni", he replied shaking me.
"So where you dey locate yourself to na?", I asked while our hands were still shaking.
"I dey go paddy me --that's what we called ourselves-- house , him call me say make I come", he said.
"Ah him call me sef. This one wey him call us so, I hope say better dey?", I asked with a smiling face.
"I pray o, sha when we reach there we go know", he said.
We talked about other things, as we got closer and closer to friend two area.
When we got to friend two house, we saw friend two and friend three in front of friend two house talking and laughing.
"Ah my ogas don come", said friend three with a teasing voice.
After we got close enough, we all shook hands.
"I called everyone here because I want to surprise Victor", said friend two.
"Me?", I asked with a surprised tone.
"No my grand mother, oga I just said you and you're still asking me maybe it's you", said friend two jokingly.
"Well sha, shey una remember that stuff wey we talk about for whatsapp?", he asked friend three and one.
"Sure na, of course", they both answered.
I was like "What stuff are you guys talking about and what is really going on?".
"Guy cool down na, make him explain well", said friend three with his right hand touching my chest in a down and up motion.
"Well, I have done it", friend two said with a smiling face.
"Here, this is her number, her name is faith, you can ask her about her personality and other stuffs when you start talking to her", said friend two.
I was totally shocked, but yet amazed by what he said. I looked at friend one and three who both had grim on their faces.
"Guy, how you take know say I like this girl die?", I asked friend two with my eyes wide open.
They all laughed.
"Guy you funny sha, you think say we be mumu ni? we be guys like you o", said friend one.
"That day were she first come, we see as you dey look am like say no tomorrow", said friend three.
"And all those days wey you dey come for unnecessary visit, we know say na she you come find", said friend three.
"You self need babe na, you dey always dey alone. Besides e don long since I see sey you like girl like that", said friend two.
"So guy how you take get her number?", I asked smiling.
"Guy you know me na and you know say na my area be this, so nothing dey too hard for me here", friend two said.
"I see her yesterday evening, when she dey go buy something for mama gift shop, na im I block am. I con tell am say e get one of my friend wey like am and him dey interested in her", friend two said.
"Guy that girl na free person o, I even think say she go give me levels, but she accepted and gave me her number and name only", friend two said.
"Thanks bro", I said.
"Bia, shey you no go thank us too?", Friend three asked.
"Ah sorry no vex for me, thank you, thank you", I said to friend three and one.
We all laughed, as we walked out to the street. I was so happy and joyful.
That day was the best day of my life and it was the beginning of my love life......... To be continued.
STORY BY DINDY AKA NNAMDI
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I MISS YOU MUM EPISODE 10 (STORY BY DINDY)
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.......PRESENTLY......
I stood under the shower which was already on. Water came down on me.
I stood there for quite a while, after my flashbacks.
"Neil Neil, come out from the bathroom, I wanna bath", said my little bro. My little bro was now 5 going to 6, and his annoying attitude had increased.
I said nothing to him, I just looked at the door while I scrubbed my body with a sponge and bathing soap.
I started feeling cold as i bath, so I had to wash down fast. After washing down, I took my toothbrush which was on the "Wall of toothbrush" --we keep both toothbrushes and toothpaste there and it was my mum that came up with the idea and name "Wall of toothbrush"--.
I applied the toothpaste to my brush, then I began to brush my teeth slowly. After I was done with washing down and brushing my teeth, I took the towel I hung on the cotton and tied it around my waist.
When I stepped out of the bathroom, I saw the stubborn brat (my little bro).
"[Childishly] bro Neil you took so much time in the bathroom and now the time is 6.20. The school bus will soon be here", he said --we changed school after my mum's death)--.
I didn't say a single word, but in my mind I was like "See this small boy talking anyhow. You are lucky that I don't have your time today".
I placed my two hands on my shoulders in a "X" form because I was kinda feeling cold, then i walked back to my room.
On getting to my room, I met my old man (dad). He was going to my room to drop or give or probably tell me something very important.
"Neil, we are expecting a visitor today", he said.
"Who's the visitor?", I asked.
"If I tell you, it won't be a surprise or would it?", he asked.
"No sir, it won't", I replied.
"Then wait until the visitor comes and here, take this money for your needs", he said.
When I saw the cash, I became warm, the cold I felt left me instantly.
"Oh thanks dad", I said in a joyful tone.
He walked back to his room, while I counted the cash he gave me.
"Wow, dad gave me five thousand naira", i said to myself, as i smiled walking into my room.
"This is unbelievable, dad gave me 5000 naira just for me to take care of my needs", I said to myself sitting on my bed.
"This is great, now all the things I wanna buy will be bought with this money" I said.
Since the death of my mum, my dad shower's me with love all the time, although he acts strict sometimes, due to anger and some other things, but he still loves me more than ever.
I sat on my bed, looking at the money, when I heard the school bus horning, I looked at the time and it was 7.05am.
"JESUS, I'm dead!", I shouted.
"How did the time fly so fast, maybe I didn't keep track of time when I was brushing and talking to my dad", I said with disbelief in my mind.
I quickly dropped the money inside my bag, then I took out my uniform from my closest and wore it quickly. My books were scattered on my table --I read at night and forgot to arrange my books back in my bag--.
The school bus horned again, then I looked out the window and saw my little bro going inside the bus.
"Oh shit, how did this boy bath so quickly and dressed up so fast, under a few minutes. The bus will leave me here, damn!", I said to myself.
The bus driver, pushed the bus's horn again.
"The bus will surely leave and I will have to transport myself to school, it won't be nice because of the traffic I would face", I said to myself.
I went to get my bag from where I hung it, then I went to my table and pushed all my books plus pen into my bag. My belt and white socks, where already on my bed waiting for me to pick them up, while my shoes where beside the door's entrance of my room.
I moved like the wind, as i walked passed my bed, my right hand scooped down to pick up my belt and socks, then I made my next move to the door.
When I got to the door, I hung both my belt and socks on my shoulder, then bent down with my left hand on the door handle. My right hand picked up my shoe.
Immediately I stood up, i moved my left hand downwards and turned the handle of my door with forceful speed.
The horn sounded again.
"Oh! Shit!", I said as I ran off.
I jumped down the stairs (no time for walking), then ran to the parlour. On getting there, I met my aunty.
"Neil wait, take your money for school", she said.
I stoped and she gave me the money. I heard the school bus engine rolling. Without any excitation, I ran off to meet the school bus.
The bus was out side my area, so I ran to catch up with the bus.
When i got outside my area, I ran to the side of the bus, close to the driver's side.
"Wait wait wait for me!!!", I shouted.
Luckily for me, the bus driver knew me very well. He stoped for me --I guess he saw me with the side mirror--, then opened the bus's door.
"Junior, what took you so long?", he asked.
"I am sorry sir, I didn't keep track of time", I replied.
"Ok, come in", he said.
I walked into the bus, like an holy angel with my shoes, socks and belt on my hand and shoulder. When I got inside, I sat down gently and began to wear my belt, shoe and socks.
Later in the evening that same day, while I was still in school, my mind went back to what my dad said to me, in the morning about a visitor.
"But why didn't he just tell me the visitor's name?", I asked myself aloud without noticing.
"Junior are you ok? why are you talking to yourself", said one of my school friends.
"Guy nothing, I was just thinking of something", I replied looking at his face.
"Ok, just know that madness begins like that", he said.
I laughed, then said "Dude you're not serious at all, crazy boy".
Time came for us to go home, but something happened. A senior boy in SSS 3 was caught smoking in the toilet, so the principle called us out to the assembly ground.
The boy's name was Kelly, he was one of the school's bad boys. He always gets into trouble and ends up escaping, but that day his luck ran out of sight for him.
We all were at the assembly ground murmuring, when the principle came with Kelly. Kelly walked behind the principle like a prisoner who had been jailed for years.
When we saw the principle, we all kept quite.
"I'm sure you guys know Kelly", he said.
"Yes sir!!!", we all replied with a very loud voice.
"Well, he has broken the school's law again, but this time he won't escape. He will be expelled from this school", he said.
Mr Segun (Our head teacher) came with a cain in his hand, Kelly was flogged 12 times on his back. Some students laughed at him, some where just talking about how he did what he did and how he was caught.
After mr Segun flogged Kelly, the principle said "[Angrily] Now kelly take your bag and leave this school. We have tried to change you, but since you have proven to us that you're a useless kid, then we're no more interested in changing you or your foolish and bad behaviour."
"From now hence forth, you are no more a student of this great school, now leave this school!!", he ordered with an angry bold voice.
kelly took his bag, which was lying on the ground looking dirty, like a mechanic's cloth. Kelly walked slowly to the school's gate, with his head bent down in disgrace.
We all looked at him, some did murmur and some were laughing. After he left my principle made a statement.
"I hope you guys have learnt from his mistake, never you follow bad group or else you will live to regret it in life", he said.
"Kelly was one of our bright student, he was the top and the best, but since he joined bad boys, his life turned to something else", he said.
"Now let this stand as a warning to all you bad and unlawful student in this school, the day you will be caught doing things against the school's law, you will be expelled", he said
"Now you guys can go home", he said.
We all moved out of the assembly ground, with some student talking about Kelly and his behaviours.
I went to where the school bus was packed and I entered. I saw where my little bro sat, so went to sit beside him.
Minutes later, more student came in and the bus became full, then we left.
After 30mins of siting in the school bus, i got home hoping to meet the visitor. When I went in, I met my greatest surprise, I saw my sweet little sister.
--Since my mum's death, my little sister was taken away from us because my mum's people believe that my dad won't properly take good care of her.--
She had already grown so much (she was two going to three), her face, her hair and her smile was just like my mum's.
I couldn't hold my joy inside too much, my face brighten up to her presence.
"Chidinma!" (My little sister was named after my mum), I shouted with joy in my soul and a little tear in my eyes. --I missed her so much-- She looked at me.
I walked up to her in a fast motion and bent down to carry her, my little bro came in and started asking questions and questions --That boy knows how to interfere in matter that doesn't matter or concerns him at all--.
"Chidinma see brother Neil", said my aunty.
I carried my little sis.
"You look just like mum", I said to her with a smile on my face.
Later that same day, was the most amazing evening of my life. I felt my mum's presence right there where I stood.
It was as if I was carrying my mum, not my little sis.
It had been up to an hour, since I came back from school and all through, I carried my little sis and as I was playing with her, she polluted.
"[Laughing] Damn girl", I said laughing.
I looked around, but didn't see my Aunty --my aunty went upstairs, to do something in her room--.
"Aunty, chidinma has release the dragon oo!", I shouted.
"Ah ok, bring her upstairs to my room", said my aunty.
I did as I was told.
While I was passing my dad's room, with my little sis on my hand, a strange breeze blew, then I heard something fell in my dad's room, so I stoped to know what fell.
When I open the door, I saw a book on the ground --I guess it fell from my dad's shelf--. I dropped my sis on my dad's bed, then picked it up.
I was about putting it back to the place where it fell from, when it opened by itself mysteriously. I saw my mum's writing on it.
It says "Life might be challenging and full of sorrowful years and days, but it's never the end of once life".
"Mum wrote this", I said with a surprised face, to my little sis.
"But how come it's still here, after all this years and I didn't see it", I said to myself.
I turned on to the next page and I saw "Everything is how it was written in life".
"Wow, so mum was a writer", I said with a smile on my face,
I went close to my little sis then said "Chidinma see mummy's handwriting, it is beautiful right?", I asked her.
She replied me back with a smile and the words of a baby. I smiled, then looked at her and said "I MISS MUM so much"
"But now that you are here, I have someone and something to live for. I will never let anyone not even the devil himself hurt you I promise. I LOVE YOU SIS". I said then kissed her, on her forehead.
......THE END.....
I wrote some words after each episode.
1 After I fall in love.
2 After the expression of an unbelievable event.
3 After that maximum control of your soul.
4 After I have the experience with life.
5 After excitement.
6 When life becomes sweet.
7 When I can't forget you.
8 When feelings are exchanged.
9 When warmness fills my heart.
Each one has a key word.
Love is an unbelievable expression, it keeps your soul under maximum control, it makes your life experience to be filled with more excitement, it is so sweet that it's a feeling never to be forgotten when it is exchanged in different ways.
When warmness fills your heart, just know that it's love knocking on the door of your heart.
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I MISS YOU MUM EPISODE 9 (STORY BY DINDY)

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Most people don't know my story and that of my family, all they see is me and my smiling face. We are one family, but one is missing.
The most important person that makes our home complete was missing. Everything that made my house to be a home was missing.
What is life when you don't have a mum?, what is life when your life feels like dirt. What is a home without a mum?, what is family without a mum? what is a happy family without the smile of a mother.
What is a family photo without a mother?, where is the joy of a home when there is no mother. What is the soul aim of a full home, when there is no mother.
After I lost my mum, my life was hard and I was unhappy. I blamed God for making me loose her.
My mum was the only person that ever believed in me and I trusted her so much. She always advised and supported me in everything I did.
My mum was the only love of my life.
Now death has taken her far away [crying], even the church was seriously injured by my mum's death. Some People left the church and rumors spread everywhere.
People said all sort of things against my mum (some said nice things). It was also very hard for my dad, he was always trying to look strong, but I knew he was dying inside him.
There was a day, I went to his room to ask him something. I was about to knock on his door, when I heard "CHIDINMA".
--My mum's name is chidinma, a beautiful name right?, I'm truly sorry for not telling you guys a long time ago--.
"Why did you leave me so soon", he said with a crying voice.
When i heard his crying voice, I paused and cried a little, then I stoped crying and cleaned tears off my eyes.
I tried to look as normal as possible, then i knocked on his door.
"Yes, who is it?", he asked.
"It's me dad", I replied.
"Come in, the door is open", he replied back.
When I opened the door, I saw him cleaning tears off his eyes.
"Neil what do you want?" he asked --After my mum dead, my dad started calling me Neil, but sometimes he calls me Junior--.
"Daddy I came to ask you for your shoe polish", I said standing very close to him.
"Okay let me check my closest", he said.
My eyes went to the direction where he sat and I saw my mum's pix, right under his pillow. I was about to take it, when he came back from the trip to his closest.
"Neil here is the polish", he said.
I took it and went to my room.
On getting to my room, I remembered my mum once again and the love she showed me. I stood beside my room door and my fantasy began
"If only I can have one chance to see her, to hold her, to hug her and to tell her all the things I want to. I wish I could hear 'I love you Neil' from her once more".
"If only I could just meet her, where she is now. If only I could just see her in my front, if only I could just play with her".
I stood there over 30mins without knowing. When I got myself, i went inside my room and straight to my bed to lay down......
.......THREE HOURS LATER.........
"Neil neil neil neil", called a voice.
"Who could be calling me by this time of the night?", I asked myself.
I stood up and went out to see who was calling me. when I got out, I saw no one.
I was about to go back inside, when I saw my mum wearing pure white.
"Neil it's me", she said.
I was astonish when I saw her.
"Good Bye Neil", she said.
"No mum don't go", I said.
She started disappearing bit by bit, i tried touching her, but I only succeeded touching cold air.
"Mum where are you!, mum Please come to me!, mum please stay!, mum please come back to me! [crying]. Mum I miss you!, God why did you have to take away the only person that ever loved me! [Crying]. Mummy mummy mummy", I said with tears and pain in my heart........
Suddenly, I woke up shouting "Mummy". I looked around, but I didn't see her. I placed my left hand on my forehead, while different thoughts ran through my mind.
"How can I live like this? Is there a way to bring my mum back to life. What if my mum is still alive? is my mum really leaving me for good? Is she really dead?", I thought to myself.
I finally came back to my senses, that my mum has left me forever. I fell backwards on my bed with tears in my eyes......... To be continue....
"When warmness fills my heart".
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GRAND COMEDY HOUSE (STORY BY DINDY) EPISODE 4
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[Laughs] I over did it and I was a good guy right? Well that was a lesson for her not to try me again, which she understood very well.
I was punished that day, I swept the house and the compound three times, it was not easy, I had no choice but to obey because if I didn't the punishment would be more worst than that.
Well I still got all the money from Anita because I explained to my dad why I did what I did.
I sometimes win and loose other times, but never the less I always have fun with what I do and feel no regrets for doing them.
I know some of you will think I'm nuts, but guess what? I'm nuts [Laughs].
I'm a psycho right? I'm insane right? I need a doctor right? I need help right?, what's your name? Right?. [laughs] I got you there, you just said your name is "right" :p .
Ok enough of my madness, let me tell you guys about another trick I pulled that got a massive impact.
It was a lovely day, full of promises......
.....STORY BEGINS.....
Dea dea: "Sonie, Sonie", I called my sis.
Sonie: "What is it?, she asked.
Dea dea: "Mum said you should add salt in the stew", I said to her.
Sonie: "Why is mum disturbing me na", she said frowning.
Sonie: "But she is there, why is she still calling me?", she asked.
Dea dea: "Mum is not there that's why she sent me to call you", I said.
Sonie: "ooo, mum won't let someone rest for just one minute", she said as she stood up from where she sat, heading to the kitchen.
Dea dea: "Mum also said you should add enough salt because she forgot to add salt, when she was cooking", I said to her smiling.
Sonie: "I've heard", she said as she left where I was and entered the kitchen.
....WHILE IN THE KITCHEN....
Sonie: "[Grumbling] I don't know why mum can't do this by herself before leaving the kitchen", she said as she picked up the salt can.
Sonie: "She just want me to enter the kitchen", she said throwing salt into the hot boiling stew.
Sonie: "I'm just tired of her troubles", she said keeping the can of salt back to its position.
Sonie: "Everytime, Sonie do this, Sonie do that", she said as she picked up the big steel spoon.
Sonie: "am I the only lady in this house?", she asked herself as she dipped the steel spoon into the stew.
Sonie: "Anita is always doing nothing, only me, but yet mum will still complain that I'm too lazy when it comes to work", she said as she used the steel spoon to steer the pot of stew.
Sonie: "One day I will just get annoyed and leave this house", she said removing the steel spoon from the pot of stew.
Sonie: "And when I leave, I won't come back", she said as she left the kitchen without tasting the stew.
.......FEW MINUTES LATER.......
Mum enters the kitchen to check on what she cooked.
Mum: "Ah, the stew must be ready by now", she said as she took a small towel to bring down the stew.
Mum: "It smells so good", she said.
Mum: "Sonie!", she called my sis.
.....MEAN WHILE......
Dea dea: "Sonie mum is calling you", I said to Sonie who wasn't interested in what I said.
Sonie: "Shut up, I didn't hear it", she said to me.
Dea dea: "But didn't you hear her?", I asked.
Sonie: "I said you should shut up, I'm not the only lady in the house", she said.
Sonie: "After all Anita is not a man, she's a lady like me", she said.
Dea dea: "ok, since that is the way you see it", I said smiling.
Dea dea: "[Shouting] Sonie mum is calling you!!", I shouted so loud that everyone could hear my voice.
Sonie: "[Angry] You're mad Dea dea", she said angrily.
Mum: "[Shouts from the kitchen] come quickly Sonie!", shouted my mum.
Sonie: "have you seen what you've caused, I will show you", she said snapping her fingers in front of me.
Dea dea: "Mumu, we will see who will show who", I said within myself.
........BACK AT THE KITCHEN......
Mum: "My husband is gonna love this", she said as she dished the stew in a cooler.
Sonie: "[Frowning] Mum you called me", she said as she approached mum.
Mum: "What took you so long?", mum asked her as she continued what she was doing.
Sonie: "I was busy", she said to mum still frowning.
Mum: "Ok, help me take those plates to the dining table", she said to Sonia.
Sonie: "Ok ma", she said as she took the plates.
Mum: "When you're done with that, come back and take this coolers", she said to Sonie.
Sonie: "Ok mum", she said frowning.
......FEW MINUTES LATER......
After the dining table was set, my mum called everyone to come down to the dining table, to eat their dinner.
Everyone walked down to the dining table except me because I knew what was going to take place.
Mum: "Where is Dea dea?", asked my mum.
Hassan: "I'm sure he's in his room right now planning a trick", he said.
Veron: "Yes sure, he is a little trickster", he said.
Anita: "I better go call that little demon", she said.
Dad: "Leave him, if he is hungry he would come here, you know how much he loves food", said my dad.
Sonie: "You're right dad", she said.
Dad: "Please honey dish out the food, let's eat", he said.
......MEAN WHILE.....
As I heard them talking about me, I laughed heavily, knowing that they all were going to pay for every single word they said.
Dea dea: "You guys should glow now", I said to myself smiling.
Dea dea: "You guys are mocking me", I said.
Dea dea: "Sonie, you wanted to show me? Now you will see who shows who", I said to myself.
Dea dea: "[smiling wickedly] RIP tongues", I said.
......BACK AT THE DINING TABLE......
Hassan: "This food smells good", he said putting a full spoon of rice and stew into his mouth.
Dad: "It's gonna taste really good", he said as the food entered his mouth.
Anita: "For sure, mum cooked it", she said as food entered her mouth.
Veron: "Mum is the best cook ever", he said putting the food in his mouth.
Mum: [Smiling] Thanks dear", she said as she dished her food out and Sonie's own too.
Immediately Hassan, dad, Anita and Veron started to chew the food, they all spat out at the same time.
Dad: "Jesus!", he shouted as he spat like a pregnant woman.
Veron: "No no no, what's this ooo, my teeth!", he shouted using water to wash it off.
Anita: " My tongue o!", she shouted spitting out the remaining particles of the food in her mouth.
Hassan: "Mum you cooked raw salt for us o!", he shouted as he poured back the rice which was in his mouth on the plate.
Mum: "[Confused] Cooked salt?", she asked confused.
Sonie: "[Confused ] How is it possible?", she asked.
Dad: "Yes salt, Sonie taste it and see for yourself, chia my tongue oo", he said as he pulled out his tongue and used his fingers to scratch it.
Sonie picked up her spoon and tasted of her unknown deeds.
Sonie: "Jesussss, salt o!!!!", she shouted spitting out the food.
Mum: "[More confused ] How is it possible, i only added a little salt before i left the kitchen", she said.
Sonie: "Ehn mum, you added salt before you left the kitchen?, she asked mum.
Mum: "Yes I did", she said.
Sonie: [Puts her hand on her head] mummy is Dea Dea o, it is him oo", she said as her hand was on her head.
Dad: "What did he do", he said as he used a handkerchief to clean his tongue.
Sonie: "He told me that mum said I should add enough salt oo", she said.
Mum: "Jesus!, I never said so o!", she said.
Harran: "Sonie you have killed me oo", he said as he used the spoon to scratch his tongue.
Veron: "I can't take this anymore", he said as he stood up and went to kitchen to wash off the salt.
Anita: "Me too" she said following Veron at his back.
Hassan: "Chia my tongue o", he said as he stood up pulling out his tongue and walking to the kitchen to wash it.
Dad: "Woman, you see what your bast*rd son has done again?", he said still cleaning his tongue.
Mum: "Yes your bastard of a son has done his tricks again", she said.
Dad: [looks at my mum] see this woman o", he said.
Mum: "[looks at my dad] I'm looking at her right now", she said.
While they were there talking and complaining, I was there in my room laughing like a mad man because of the different types of shouts I heard.
Suddenly my door opened with force and the figure that stood in front of me was my dad, with the pot of salty stew. He looked at me, then locked the door behind him.
Dad: "Dea dea!, now sit-down very well", he said to me.
Dea dea: "Yes sir", I respected myself because I knew I had no where to run to.
Dad: "Now start licking this stew", he said angrily placing the pot of salty stew right in front of me.
Dea dea: "Dad, can i have bread to wash it down?, I asked.
Dad: "Shut up and lick that thing", he ordered.
I had no where to run to, so I dipped my finger into the pot to have a taste of how it really taste like.
Dea dea: "Chia oo I'm dead oo", I said within me as i squeezed my face and tears ran down my eyes because of the excessive salt.
Dad: "My friend will you lick that stew finish", he said as he gave me a heavy knock on my head".
Dea dea: "[Crying] Ok sir", I said.
My brain started breathing because of the knocked my dad gave me, I looked at him once more as I dipped my hand into the pot of salty stew.
I looked at my dad and looked at the pot of salty stew, which i was about to lick. When suddenly I fainted........ To be continue.
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dexzzy:
they don kidnap you?
if yes - how much be the ransom
if no - oya come kontinuo

lol.....i go continue now now

I MISS YOU MUM EPISODE 8 (STORY BY DINDY)

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Sunday went by for me like a man trying to fight for air.
The next day my alarm rang, I stood up and went downstairs for our normal morning prayers. After the prayers, I went straight to take my bath.
While I was bathing, I heard my mum calling me, so i quickly washed off the soap off my face.
I turned left and right, but I didn't see her, so I continued to bath. As I bent down to fetch water from the bucket, I heard my mum calling me again, this time I was totally confused, so I opened the bathroom door a little and looked out side to see maybe she was there, but I didn't see her.
I began to think that I was losing my mind, "God please save me from my thoughts and imagination", i said to myself.
I quickly took my bath, then left the bathroom because I was kinda scared. I went to my room, got dressed and left for school.
While I was in school, I heard someone calling my name, it didn't sound like my mum's voice, it sounded like a little girl's voice.
I looked around, but didn't see the person that called me. All I saw were my friends, some were playing and some were writing.
I started thinking, whether it was a witch or an evil spirit that was calling my name --My dad always tells me that, any time I hear my name and the person that called me is no where to be found, that I should shout "BLOOD OF JESUS!"--,
I started shouting "BLOOD OF JESUS, BLOOD OF JESUS" in my mind. I can't shout it out loud because my friends would think other wise.
After I shouted the "BLOOD OF JESUS" three times, something cold passed me, it felt like I just lost something. I guessed maybe it was the cold breeze, which was blowing from out side or the fan that was above my head.
On tuesday very early in the morning, I heard my dad's car zooming off, I jumped up and looked out my window. I wondered where he was going to, by that hour of the day (when that day wasn't a sunday).
I went down stairs to ask my aunty where my dad was going, luckily for me, I met her coming in from out side. I stoped and asked her where my dad was going to.
She said "Junior your mum is in labour --I was 13 going to 14 at that time, so I knew what she meant--.
I was very happy to hear that, all my worries were over, everything I did was with joy that day. I went to school and did all my classwork with joy, I played with joy and ate with joy, I laughed with joy and talked with joy, I smiled with joy and listened with joy.
Every little thing I did that day, I did with joy. My aunty came to pick my little bro up by 3.30, which was very unusual.
After a long happy day, the closing bell come on and I was so happy because I knew that when I got home, I would be hearing good news about my mum and the baby. I was very anxious to know whether it was a boy or a girl.
When I got home, the gate was locked, so i went to the security man (Mr James) of my street to ask him, whether my aunty dropped the keys to our house with him.
--He was an old wise man, with a very understanding mind, everyone in my area loved him for his good gestures and advise--.
Me: "Good evening sir", I greeted him again for the second time, after greeting him when I came back from school.
Mr James: "Yes boy", He said.
Me: "Sir, did my dad or aunty drop our house keys here?", I asked.
Mr James: "No they didn't__wait__oh yea your aunty did, she said I should tell you that, your food is in the cooler inside the down cupboard and she also said she was going to the market and she would be back soon", he said to me.
Me: "Ok sir, thank you sir", I said.
He went in to get the keys, where he hung them in his little apartment.
Mr James: "here are the keys", he said giving me the keys.
Me: "Thank you very much sir", I said collecting them.
I took the keys from his hand and went to my house, i unlocked the gate and door. Without dropping or removing my shoes nor uniform, I moved straight to the kitchen to check what my aunty prepared.
I followed the instruction given to me by me James and opened the cooler. When i opened the cooler, what I saw made me dance azonto for some minute. I saw eba and egusi my favourite food, --I don't joke with that food at all--.
Hours later, my aunty came back with my little bro and with food stuffs in her hand, I helped her drop the food stuff in the kitchen.
My dad called my aunty around 9pm and he told her that my mum was still in labour. when my aunty told me what my dad told her, I was kinda afraid because my mum had been in labour since morning, then she said that she heard prayers going on when my dad called.
I and my aunty prayed for my mum before we went to sleep that night.
The next morning, I woke up feeling better than I have ever felt, my dad called in the morning to inform us that my mum gave birth to a girl, I was so happy hearing that and I felt like a senior man.
The joy that was inside me, felt like an explosive, my dad told my aunty that they would be back in the evening with my mum and my little sister. My aunty was happy too, so she decided to goto the market to buy things, that my mum would eat.
I went to school that day feeling like a big boy --It's not easy to be a senior man my people--.
School was fun and cool, with funny things and behaviours every now and then. the day went on very fast.
After closing time, I went to check on my bro whether he was in his class or not. When I got there I saw him, so I call him and we both went home together.
When we got to the front gate of our street, we knocked on the gate but no responded, luckily for me the gate was unlocked. It was so weird to me because mr James never leaves his post or leaves the gate unlocked.
When we went in, I saw mr James coming out of my house with a sad face, I greeted him and moved straight home.
When i got inside my house, I saw my dad's car parked out side. I quickly ran inside leaving my little bro behind.
I opened the door and I saw my aunty with some of our church members crying. --There were three women and two men, The women were from the women's fellowship, while the men were Mathew and kelvin from the prayer warrior department.--
Within me, I was like "Why is my aunty crying? or did something bad happen to my little sis?".
I was about to ask my aunty what happened, when bro kelvin walked up to me with a sorrowful eyes and said "Neil I don't know how to say this, I wish it didn't happen", he stoped and cried a little with his hand on my right shoulder.
Within me, I was like "What's going on? just tell me, just tell me".
I looked at him and said "Uncle kelvin, what is it?".
The next words which came out his mouth, made tears ran down my eyes.
He said "Neil your mum is dead, she's gone, she is gonnnneeee", he said crying.
I fell on my knees, as i screamed "mmuuumm!!" aloud and tears climbed down my eyes until it landed on the floor....... To be continue... "When feelings are exchanged".
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GRAND COMEDY HOUSE (STORY BY DINDY) EPISODE 3
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That was crazy of me right? Well what can I say, I'm a crazy thing [laughs].
Veron didn't catch me, I'm too smart for him, he tried all he could but I keep jumping and changing my direction.
The funny part was when he thought he had caught me, then I jumped into a moving bus and he fell inside a gutter [laughs].
Bad for him right? Well he deserved it, after all he did me wrong highly. The best part of it all for me, was that after that incident he started respecting me and feared me alot.
Now I got him under my control, I'm a bad ass right?, Yes I am when pushed to be bad.
I'm a good guy to be sincerely speaking, let me tell you how good of a person i am.
There was a day........
.....STORY BEGINS.....
Anita: "Dea dea, take this", she said to me.
Dea dea: "Ah, but daddy said you should...", I said but couldn't finish my statement because she blocked me with her words.
Anita: "Will you just shut up, naughty brat!", she shouted at me.
Anita: "Take this clothes and go wash them", she said rudely as she gave me the pair of hard jeans to wash.
Dea dea: " [complaining] oo I don't like this at all, daddy told you to wash it na", I said to her angrily.
Anita: "Shut up, c'mon take it now!", she ordered me rudely.
Dea dea: "ooo, you have started again o", I said to her as I took the hard jeans to wash them.
Anita: "You better behave yourself and wash that jeans well or else I will give you a dirty slap", she said to me as I left where she was.
Anita: "See this boy is becoming something else", she said.
Anita: "I will so teach him a lesson if he ever tries any stupid thing with me", she said.
.........THREE DAYS LATER........
Dad: "Dea dea!", called my dad.
Dea dea: "Yes dad i'm here sir", I said as I stood right in front of him.
Dad: "You told me that you wanted to buy new clothes right?", he asked me.
Dea dea: "Yes dad", I said.
Dea dea: "And I also need new shoes, nail cutter, make-up kit, rope, pet, chain the golden type", I said to my dad.
Dad: "Are you mad?", said my dad.
Dea dea: "No sir!,", I said to him.
Dad: "Then why are you asking for all those things?", he asked me.
Dea dea: "I want to use them for something", I said to him.
Dad: "Dea dea, you have started with those your stupid tricks again right?", he asked.
Dad: "See let me warn you, if you try anything stupid, I will kill you with my hands", he said looking deep into my eyes as he pointed at me.
Dea dea: "Dad, I'm a changed person now, I have stopped all that", i said giving him a fake grin.
Dad: "It better be true", he said.
Dad: "I gave Anita some money to give you for the clothes", he said.
Dea dea: "How much dad?", I asked.
Dad: "3000", he said.
Dea dea: "[Smiling] Thanks dad", I said happily.
Dad: "I would be back this evening, so take care of Anita, remember your mum travelled with Veron, Sonie and Hassan went to see your aunt", he said to me.
Dea dea: "But dad, it should be Anita that should take care of me, not the other way around", I said to my dad.
Dad: "Shut up, don't you know you're the man, or are you now a lady?", he asked me as he moved out.
Dea dea: "[talks in a low tone] Yes dad I'm a man, I mean your wife", I said.
Dad: "Did you just call my wife?", he asked me standing close to the door.
Dea dea: "Jesus, the wizard heard it," I said in my mind.
Dea dea: "No oo, what I said was that your wife will miss you", I said giving a fake smile.
Dad: "Dea dea take your time", he said
Dad: "By the way, i would be back by 5pm", he said as he moved out.
Dea: "ok dad", I said.
......FEW MINUTES LATER.....
Dea dea: "Dad said he gave you money to give me", I said to Anita.
Anita: "Yes any problem?", she asked me.
Dea dea: "No problem, I just want to collect my money that's all", I said to her.
Anita: "Why?", she asked.
Dea dea: "Because I wanna buy a brain in the market", I replied her.
Anita: "You better buy the brain because you seriously need it", she said to me.
Anita: "Here take it", she said giving me the money.
Dea dea: "Ah ahn, what is this?", I said.
Anita: " It's money or have your brain expired?", she asked.
Dea dea: "Dad said he gave you 3000 to give me", I said to her.
Anita: "I don't know what you're saying, all I know is that, that's the money dad gave me to give you", she said.
Dea dea: "Oh, I don't like this o", I said unhappily.
Anita: "What!, I will slap you, c'mon get out of my sight!", she said as she pushed me away.
Dea dea: "You're pushing me abi?", I asked smiling wickedly.
Dea dea: "No problem, so dad gave you only 1000 to give me, no problem", I said.
Anita: "Please please, go away from my sight", she said.
Dea dea: "I will so show you today ehn", I said within myself, smiling out loud.
Dea dea: "Ok, thank you", I said as I put the money in my back pocket and went to the market to buy things --you know the type of things na RIP SIS --.
.......BY 4:30......
Dea dea: "Dad will soon be back and that small girl is sleeping", I said to myself.
Dea dea: "I will so show her pepper ehn, she has the mind to take out of the money dad gave me", I said to myself.
Dea dea: "Her cup has gotten to the top, she thinks she's smarter, always forcing me to wash dad's hard jeans", I said to myself.
Dea dea: "Today she will hate herself, I promise", I said.
I stood up from where I sat, then went to my room and brought out all the things I went to buy in the market.
I did some mixers, then went to meet Anita where she was sleeping.
Dea dea: "See as this idiot open mouth, you will drink pepper urine today", I said then placed a nylon filled with urine and black pepper on the hand she opened.
I brought out my tiny long plastic, then looked at the time which was now on 5pm, I then moved it around her mouth for her to think it was a rat.
In fear she threw her hand with the nylon, on her face. The nylon immediately busted.
I fell on the floor, laughing like a mad dog, while She ran blindly spitting , to the bathroom to wash off my urine mixed with pepper from her mouth, eyes and face.
When she was done, she came holding a knife. When she got inside the parlour where the incident occurred, I was on the floor with my knees, close to the front door.
Dea dea: "I'm sorry for what I did, I was only angry please forgive me", I said with a sad face.
Dea dea: "I know what I did was too much, please I want you to revenge", I said.
Dea dea: "On the table, is a nylon filled with the same yours was filled with, take it and stone it on my forehead", I said as I stood up.
She said nothing, then picked it up and smiled.
Immediately she threw it, I quickly opened the door and it landed on my dad's forehead.
I fell to the ground once more laughing knowing that my plan worked perfectly well.
Anita stood in shock to what she saw and my dad stood in confusing as the pepper urine rushed down his face, while I laughed.
Dea dea: "[Laughs] You fell for my tricks!", I said laughing aloud.
My dad on hearing that looked at me with his eyes closed because of the pepper in the urine, then shouted "DEA DEA !!!!"........ To be continue.
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GRAND COMEDY HOUSE (STORY BY DINDY) EPISODE 2
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[Laughs] That was funny right? He fell like a log of wood for my little trick.
I know you guys might wonder what happened to Hassan that day, well let me just say he had luck and my dad left him.
As for me, i was caught and punished badly by my dad.
I know I'm a bad guy, but I only act that way if provoked or if I wanna teach you a lesson.
Ah!, That reminds me of a day when Veron took what was mine.
............STORY BEGINS..........
Veron: "You're too small to own this", he said as he took it from my hand.
Dea dea: "Give it back Veron", I said as I reached for it.
Veron: "Back off small kid", he said provoking me.
Dea dea: "Give it back, stop it bro!", I said trying to get it from him.
Veron: "What're you gonna do if I don't give it back?", he said changing the position of his hold on it.
Dea dea: "Stop it bro!", I shouted angrily.
Veron: "Answer my question, will you cry huh", he said lifting his left hand higher than my reach.
Dea dea: "I hate you!", I said angrily.
Veron: "Hy guess what?, I hate you too", he said then placed his right hand on my face and pushed me to the ground.
Dea dea: "You will pay for this, I promise you", I said to him angrily as I sat on the floor.
Veron: "News flash street rat, the only thing I will be paying for is your hospital bills, if you try anything with me", he said pointing at me.
Veron: "You got that?", he said then walked away from where I was.
After he left, I spoke within myself.
Dea dea: "So Veron has grown wings abi?", I said to myself.
Dea dea: "Veron, my little senior brother is forming king for me", I said to myself as I stood up from the floor.
Dea dea: "He called me a kid ba?", I said as my hands beat my chest.
Dea dea: "He had the mind to take my iPod that uncle gave me", I said to myself.
Dea dea: "I will show him fire I promise and we shall see who will pay who's hospital bills", I said to myself.
.....2 WEEKS LATER.....
Veron had already forgotten what he did to me, but I hadn't because I always saw him using the iPod he took from me forcefully.
Veron had plans the next day, to go watch a movie in the cinema, so he went to tell Dad.
Veron: "Dad I'm going out tomorrow", he said to my dad.
Dad: "Where're you going to?", he asked.
Veron: "I'm going to the cinema", he said.
Dad: "To do what there", he asked.
Veron: "To fry akara for grand ma", he said in a low tone for my dad not to hear it.
Dad: "What did you say?", asked my dad.
Veron: "I said, I wanna watch a movie", he said.
Dad: "Ok, but take Dea dea along with you", he said.
Veron: "But dad", he said.
Dad: "Not buts, I and Hassan are going somewhere tomorrow, and your mum and sisters are going to the market", he said.
Dad: "So it's either you take him along or you stay at home with him", he said.
Veron: "Dad, I don't like it at all", he said as he stood up and walked out from the parlour.
Dad: "That is your own piece of roasted chin chin, if you like eat it, if you like refry it!", he said aloud wanting Veron to hear his voice well enough.
......THE NEXT DAY......
The next day, Veron told me that we were going to the cinema to watch a movie, I was happy and I mean very happy --That kin evil happiness --.
I went to bath quickly and dress up quickly because I knew who Veron was, he could do crazy things --But not more than me--.
As we got closer to the cinema, Veron warned me not to misbehave or he would deal with me badly. I looked at him and said nothing.
When we got to the cinema, Veron told me to wait, so that he could get tickets for two (me and him). I went to stand in a corner, looking around and seeing different people.
He later came back with two tickets in his hands and a popcorn for only him with a soft drink.
Veron: "Let's go watch the movie", he said.
Veron: "By the way, don't hope on this soft drink and popcorn in my hand, if you want yours go get it kid", he said provoking me, but I said nothing.
30mins into the movie, I was very angry and upset because of all the things he did to me.
Dea dea: "You took my iPod forcefully from me, you refused to share this cinema popcorn that has being hungering since and the soft drink I love the most", I said within myself.
Dea dea: "Today I will so disgrace you ehn, that you will look like a fool", I said as I looked at him with a smile and he looked at me smiling back with his mouth full of popcorn.
Dea dea: "The idiot is even smiling, I will so show you fire ehn", I said within myself as I slowly pulled out the thin small-long plastic which I regularly use to cause commotion.
As the movie continued, I slowly moved the plastic forward touching the lady who sat in front of him. The lady, thinking it was some insect, used her hand to make it flee.
I stopped and continued, she then got really fed up by what was happening, so she turned back to see who was doing it.
Immediately I saw her turning her head, I stopped and acted like I was being serious with the movie.
She looked at Veron who was right at her back, Veron noticed that she was looking at him, so he looked at her and gave her a smile.
She said nothing and turned back to the movie she was watching. As I saw that she was back to her movie watching, I continued my trouble, but this time, I poked her on her bum and waist.
She got really angry this time and stood up, then looked angrily at Veron who was looking at her with a smile.
She then gave him a dirty slap that caused his head to fall backwards.
Lady: "[Angry] How dare you touch me, are you mad!?", she shouted angrily.
I began to laugh heavily, as I raised the plastic stick up and moved slowly away from Veron.
Veron looked at me and saw me laughing with the plastic stick in my hand.
Veron: "Dea dea!!, so it was you that caused this, I will so kill you!!", he shouted then stood up and ran after me.
I being a smart boy, I ran out side the hall and Veron ran after me very fast.
He had almost caught me, when I noticed that he had almost grabbed my hand, I quickly stopped and bent down. He flu over me and fall to the ground with his knees and his legs apart.
Immediately he fell, his trouser tore apart from the middle of his ass and displayed his black underwear.
Dea dea: "[Laughs] See black Ipod in 3D ooo!!", I shouted laughing as I drew people's attention.
Veron: "Dea dea!!! I will kill you!!...", he said standing up and running after me, with his torn trouser which was now like a separated piece of jeans........ To be continue.
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I MISS YOU MUM EPISODE 7 (STORY BY DINDY)

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I wake up the next day feeling empty and lost, I moved to the edge of my bed and sat there with my hands on my chin and with my eyes looking downwards. My aunty came to my room to wake me up, but when she came in she saw me awake, she looked at me.
She said "What are you thinking, this one your hands are on your jaw. Anyway junior, be fast and go bath, remember today is sunday, don't forget to fix your bed before you leave".
I didn't say a word, she left leaving the door of my room wide open. I got up and looked at the time, it was 5:59am and the temperature was low.
I thought of taking my bath downstairs, then I remembered that the shower was broken.
My little bro broke it, when he was playing with the handle, so my dad turned it off from the out side.
I decided to goto my dad's room to take my shower --My dad's bathroom, had a shower with hot and cold dispenser--. My dad had already gone to church, I knew he won't be at home by that time because he always leaves early to church on Sundays.
My dad, is the head pastor of the church, so you don't expect him to goto sunday service by 6am or 7am or 8am.
After i took my bath, I went to my room to dress up, after dressing up I went straight downstairs with my bible in my hand. My aunty and little bro were all dressed up and ready for church, my aunty had a little cooler in her hand --We don't eat at all on sunday mornings, so we take food to church--. My aunty locked the house and we headed to church
We got to church by 7:35am, my younger brother sat with my aunty while i sat alone. After 25mins Sunday-school was over and now it was time for worship and praise, the choir took the mic and they started singing worship.
While worship was going on, I sat down all though. The choir started singing praises and people were dancing with all happiness, but i was so down and unhappy that my mum wasn't there, so I went out to clear my mind --but it didn't work--.
The choir sang there own song after singing praises, it was like a breeze to my hearing because i was lost in my thoughts.
My dad, started preaching after three hours of both sunday school and choir ministration. All the things he preached in church that day, was a totally dot to me, I didn't listen to anything he said.
All I was thinking, was about my mum and how she was in the hospital, my dad started to notice that I was absent minded when he was preaching, he kept looking at me.
Finally it was offering time, i didn't want to go, but then I saw my dad looking my way again, i knew that if I don't stand up and drop my offering, he would surly ask me questions and I am not in the mood for his troubles.
I just had to force myself off the chair, then walked down to drop the offering of 500 naira.
The church service was now over, so i picked my bible from the chair i sat on, then went straight to my dad's office to relax my brain and eat.
when I got there, my dad was already there talking with one of our church elders, i walked to the corner where I normally sat and eat.
After 5mins, my aunty came into my dad's office, she went to where she kept the food and brought out my own share of the food, then gave it to me and she fed my little bro.
After I ate, I swept the ground and relaxed on the floor a little. i later stood up and went to the window side to look out side a bit. I was there playing with my fingers, when I heard two voices chatting.
The voices sounded like that of women, their conversation was as follows___
Woman 1: "Did you hear that the pastor's wife is seriously sick?."
Woman 2: "Yes ooo, i heard it, only God knows whether it's the bad thing that she has been doing in the women fellowship that made her sick."
Woman 1: "Abi oooo, at least now the women fellowship will be at rest, but wait, have you notice that since when the pastor's wife has been sick, the pastor's anointing has increased."
Woman 2: "Chia!, I swear you're saying the truth oooooo, since the time that so called pastor's wife fell sick, the church has increased. Mmmm, mmm, that woman is a witch!........"
Woman 1: "Ah don't shout na, do you want people to say that we're gossiping about the pastor's wife?, don't forget where you're, we are close to the pastor's office, what if he hears you?."
Woman 2: "Ok ok, let's go somewhere else."
I could still hear them talk as they move further away from my dad's office.
I got so angry and I felt like slapping their silly-stupid-mouth --Da*n, I just use an insultive word, that's so wrong because I'm a Christian --.
How could they talk about my mum in such manner, I wish I saw them, I wish I went out side to see their faces. Da*n!, I wish I had called my dad to listen to what they said.
After five minutes, of expression of inner anger, my mind fell back in thoughts of my mum in the hospital........ To be continue..... "When I can't forget you".
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GRAND COMEDY HOUSE (STORY BY DINDY) EPISODE 1

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.....STORY BEGINS.....
Laugher, comedy and Jokes, are not just words, but happiness to life's existence.
Time built up a generation of humans with unnamed characters and languages, of course not languages of the tongue, but languages of the brain which always results in jokes and laugher for the soul.
Life was given to a man and a woman to bring froth new breathing humans to the earth. I was amongst those breathing humans that were brought forth.
My name is Dae dae and my family is a warzone of comedy against jokes.
I'm the last born, I have two brothers and sisters named; Hassan, Veron, Anita and Sonie, and my dad and mum. --Belief you me, I'm the black sheep of the family--.
Our life was full of fan and troubles which I regularly caused. Ok wait maybe I should stop talking right now and just take you guys to the main story here.
.........LET'S BEGIN.......
Dad: "Hassan", called my dad as he sat in his favorite wooden chair.
Dad: "Ah, where is this boy I just called now?, he questioned himself.
Dad: "He didn't even answer his name when I called him", he said.
..........MEAN WHILE........
Hassan: "Dad is calling me let me quickly go before he gets angry", he said as he approached the door.
Dea dea: "What do you think you are doing?", I asked.
Hassan: "I'm going to shave the hair inside my brain, don't ask me each question again", he said.
Dea dea: "Bro you're fu*king up, real niggas fear no one not even their dad", I said.
Hassan: "You are right bro, so what should I do?", he asked.
Dea dea: [Smile] Chew gum and walk slowing like a nigga. Remember if you wanna be a nigga, you gat to act like one bro", I said convincing him.
Hassan: "You're right bro, I won't fear dad any more!", he said as he took the chewing gum I left on the table, then walked out.
Dea dea: "[Laughs] Hassan you're so gonna be a die nigga, RIP bro", i said laughing heavily.
I stood up from where I sat, to go see the event which I plotted to unfold its evil self .
Dad: "Hassan! Hassan!", called my dad loudly
Hassan: "Yes dad, I'm here what do you want?", he said as he approached my dad walking like a nigga and cchew the gum slowly.
Dad: "Are you ok?", asked my dad looking at him confused.
Hassan: "Yea dad, tell me what yuh want man", he ordered.
Dad: " You're chewing gum, So you are now a wassup nigga", he said.
Hassan: "Yea man", he said chewing the gum more slowly.
Dad: "Ok Mr nigga, there's something on your head, bend down so that I will clean it off for you", he said stretching his left hand towards his head.
Hassan: "Ok man, do it quickly, I ain't gat no time for that", he said as he bent down his head.
My dad's hand folded into a fist and a heavy knock landed on Hassan's head, making the chewing gum in his mouth to fall off and making his head to duck down in-between his shoulders
I laughed hard due to what i saw and tears came out my eyes.
Dad: "Are you still a nigga?, asked my dad
Hassan: "[Crying] no daddy", he said rubbing his head with both hands and crying.
Dad: "Now pick up that chewing gum and put it in the middle of your head, if you beg me you will hate yourself", he said pointing at Hassan.
Hassan: "Daddy, daddy, daddy", he said crying.
Dad: "Do you wanna beg me?", he asked.
Hassan: "No dad, I just wanna say you look beautiful under the moon light", he talked confused because of the brain cracking knock.
Dad: "C'mon shut up and do what I told you to do. Make sure you pass it down on your head", he said.
Hassan slowly picked up the chewing gum and passed it down on his head. My laugher became harder as my eyes saw what went on.
Dad: "Now go get me water from the kitchen and you better don't remove that gum from your head, or else you will hate me", he said.
Hassan walked to the kitchen crying, while I laughed uncontrollably. When he came out of the kitchen and gave my dad the water he held, I looked at his face and I could no more control the happiness that my plan worked.
Dea dea: "[Laughs] you fell for my tricks ooo", I said laughing like a mad dog with tears running down my eyes, as i walked out from my hiding place.
Dad: "So Dea dea, it was you that made Hassan act like this?, how many times have i told you to stop your tricks?", he questioned me angrily as he walked towards me
Hassan: "I will kill you Dea dea, you tricked me", he said walking towards me.
Dea dea: "[Stops laughs] Oh no", I said as I calculated my movement.
I quickly ran towards the corner of the parlour, escaping to be caught by my dad and bro, then running out side.
Dad: "Come here you stubborn boy", he said running after me.
Hassan: "I will kill you", he said as he pulled the chewing gum off his head running toward me.
I got to the gate and it was locked.
Dad: "I will so beat you today", he said walking towards me knowing I had no where to run to.
Hassan: "I will put this chewing gum in your nose", he said removing all the gum on his head.
I looked left and right, then smile heavily and took a run to the fence which was at my right, then climbed it.
Dea dea: "[Tongue out] You can't catch me, chewing gum boy", I said to Hassan laughing, knowing it would provoke him.
Hassan: "Your real daddy!, your real daddy!, you hear me?", he said forgetting my dad was right beside him.
My dad looked at him, with a face of "I will kill you"...... To be continue.

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MY FIRST TRIP TO ABUJA AND ZARIA (STORY BY DINDY) LAST EPISODE 10
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She was very fair and her beauty was spotless, she looked older than me, but i never fully gave her beauty attention –i swear, i f--k up big time oo, don’t worry you will understand why i said so as we continue the story–.
At first, the place she sat wasn’t so good for her and her sister, so they came to sit at the back where i sat. She sat at the left hand side of her sister, while I sat on the right hand side of her sister and a lady sat beside me.
As the journey started, I took my phone and started writing the story “Angles” –I swear that girl is the best definition of an angel oo–. As I wrote, I ignored every other thing that went on around me.
30mins into the journey, she started taking pictures with her sister, who wasn’t as beautiful as she was. They took up to five picture, but I wasn’t counting because I was busy writing.
As the journey continued, her sister slept off with her head bent backwards, but she was awake busy with her phone.
Few minutes later, her sis laid her head forward and relaxed on the seat right in front of her. I became free a bit as her sis laid forward because I was maintaining a little space.
I was busy writing and focusing on my story writing, when I noticed she was looking at what I was writing. I quickly locked down my mind which was ringing to her side and continued writing.
She stretched her beautiful head forward to see what I was writing, but I just ignored. She then told the woman who sat beside me to adjust a bit –she spoke in Hausa –, the lady adjusted –I think she was trying to get my attention–.
After the woman adjusted, she looked towards my way, but I was just busy writing my story –chia!, I feel like killing myself right now–. She started feeling sleepy and in no time, sleep glued to her eyes.
As she was sleeping, her head fell toward my left shoulder slowly, as I saw her head falling slowly towards my shoulder, i started crying inside me.
“Oh God, let this girl’s head not touch my shoulder oo”, I said praying to God for her head not to land on my shoulder.
“Ah Dindy, you fear unnecessary”, said my mind.
“Wake up, wake up”, I said in my mind, as her head fell closer to my shoulder.
“C’mon, stop being childish”, said my mind.
“No, no, nooo!!”, I shouted in me as her head landed on my shoulder and my focus on writing died down.
When her head landed on my shoulder, I felt this cool loving feeling, that I have never felt in my life. I felt loved because no girl has ever placed her head on my shoulder –chia I need Cain ooo, I too dey f--k up, I really miss that feeling [sad]–
“[Laughs] Dindy, shut up, don’t you like it?”, asked my mind laughing at me.
“[Crying] No I don’t, God please let her just wake up”, I said crying within me.
“[Laughs] Dindy you are such a girl”, my mind said laughing at me.
“I swear I will wake her up o”, I said within me.
“Ah Dindy, leave her, can’t you see she’s sleeping”, said my mind.
“I don’t care, let her just remove her head from my shoulder”, I said within me.
“Ah, ok if you have the heart, wake her up na”, my mind said to me.
“[Crying] oo, please wake up”, I said crying inside me.
As I battled within myself, she wake up and looked at me. I ignored and continued writing my story.
“Chai!, thank God o, she has woken up”, I said as I relaxed my beating heart.
“[Laughs] Dindy o, you won’t kill me”, said my mind.
As I was singing songs of praises, that her head was off my shoulder, she fell asleep again and her head was falling once again to my shoulder. In seconds, her head relaxed on my shoulder.
“Jesus Christ!, what is this na?”, I said within myself.
“[Laughs] ah Dindy, I know you like it”, said my mind laughing at me.
“[Sad] oo, I don’t like this a bit, at all”, I said within me.
While I and my mind battled, she wake up and looked at me, then adjusted herself –If I knew, I wouldn’t have dull oo. [Angry] I’m such a f**l–.
She placed her head and hand on her sister’s back, then slept off again. I was happy that she laid on her sister’s back because I didn’t want her head on my shoulder again.
As I continued writing, her right hand started dropping down, towards my left hand which was on my laps.
“Ah, not again na”, I said within myself as her right hand dropped down getting close to mine.
“[Laughs] Dindy grow up”, said my mind laughing at me.
“God please let her hand just stop there”, I said within me as her right hand came closer than ever to mine.
“Dindy just relax”, said my mind.
“Noooo___”, I said crying within me as her hand touched mine.
“[Laughs] funny you”, said my mind laughing at me.
“Make it stop, make it stop for crying out loud”, I said to myself while her right hand was on mine.
As I fought myself with complains, the driver climbed over something that made the car go up and down forcefully.
Immediately the car went up and down, she and her sister wake up –I need to be flogged for missing such opportunity –.
After they wake up, they couldn’t sleep back again because sleep had gone off their eyes.
Few minutes later, they got to there stop and came down, then left.
–That was how, I Lagos boy behaved like mumu and miss my chance, I totally hate myself…..I’m sorry for disappointing all you Lagos boys….abeg make Una no kill me…. I really need a coach on how to woo girls oo ……please if you’re the girl and you are reading this….me still dey find you ooo!! . —
After she left, I felt her soft head on my shoulder and my heart was beating happily with joy.
Within 15mins, we got to the last bus stop which wasn’t mararaba. I asked the driver on how to get to mararaba, then he told me wait for a bus which would soon come.
i couldn’t wait that long because the sun was too much, so I stopped a biker.
After 15mins of bike riding, we got to my uncle’s place. When I went in, I saw his wife going to the market.
She welcomed me, then told me that food was in the kitchen in case if I wanted to eat, then she left.
Time was very fast that day, making the sun run out of sight and the moon shine bright in the sky.
We were all (my uncle’s wife and kids) at house except my uncle. He finally came back and by that time we had already eaten. After he ate, we all prayed and went to sleep.
The next day, I was going back to Lagos, so I wake up early and so did my uncle. When I was done and ready, my uncle and his wife drove me to the main road, where I would see a bus that would take me to “THE YOUNG SHALL GROW” park.
On the way heading to the main road, my aunty mocked my uncle on how he drove, I laughed very low.
When we got to the main road, my uncle parked and we crossed to the other side, then I boarded a bike because it would be more easy and safe.
When I got to “THE YOUNG SHALL GROW” park, I went inside and bought my ticket quickly. I then waited for them to start loading the bus.
The sun started showing froth its light. By that time, the first bus had left and the second bus started loading, the third bus wasn’t yet ready –I didn’t get lucky this time, I was fixed in the third bus–.
After the second bus was done, the third bus was ready to move. By that time the sun was out fully.
I sat on my seat, which was at the window side, then a lady sat beside me –o boy e be like say I get juju for Dem ladies –. The man who saw her off, came close to the window side where I was, to talk to her.
He then spoke in Yoruba to her, that she has found a new boyfriend, which is me and I understood what he said, but I said nothing –them no know say I be Lagos boy noni…dem see fine boy….learners –.
After 15mins, we left Abuja heading back to Lagos and leaving all my sweet lovely experience behind, including the girl that left a beautiful mark on my heart and mind.
The journey back to Lagos was extremely smooth and cool, we had no troubles or bus problems. I and the girl beside me talked a little because I gave her my cardigan when she was cold –Forget Dindy na sharp rat! –.
By 5pm, I arrived in Lagos and traffic was all over.
When finally I got to iyanaiba, I walked down, to where i would see a bus going to igando. In no time, I saw a bus going to igando and I entered.
As the bus moved, I thought heavily about all I experienced in my trip. As I got closer to my bus stop, a boy beside me called a girl with his phone.
The discussion that went on between him and the girl, made me remember the beautiful angel I missed at Zaria. I felt sad a bit, but shook off the feelings.
When I got to my stop, I came down, then crossed to the other side of the road, where I would see keke going to my side.
I entered a keke and as the keke moved closer to my area, I felt sad because I knew that my life would become boring once more.
Finally, I got to my area, then paid and came down the keke with my luggage.
As I walked closer and closer to my house, I missed the feeling which I felt behind in Abuja and Zaria. The joy and love I felt were all there and I’m here.
I know some day I would go back to school there, some day I would see my missing angel, but for now I have to live with the joy that i would pass the exams and the pain of missing a girl that made me feel what I have never felt in my life.
THE END.
LEARN FROM MY MISTAKE, NEVER MISS AN OPPORTUNITY.
STORY BY DINDY AKA NNAMDI
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MY FIRST TRIP TO ABUJA AND ZARIA (STORY BY DINDY) EPISODE 9
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After the examination, I and my new found friends, went around the school, talking about the exam we just did and looking around the school with its high glory structures.
Ola had been it the school for about two days and he knew little about the things that went on in the school --Ola na big Lagos boy like me, --, Abubarka was from around there and he knew places around.
Ola had a room there which he got by luck, when he came from Lagos to Zaria. I and Abubarka followed Ola to his room, to chat up a little.
After our long fun get-to-know each other talk, i left by 2pm back to the house where I stayed. When I got there, I greeted everyone and went to the boys quarter to pick up my books to read.
An hour later, food was brought to me in the boys quarter by the maid --I swear, I was treated like a king over there, I enjoy die. I miss that place die--. After eating, I stood up and took the plates back to the kitchen, then came back and went back to my reading.
Evening came and i remembered that I had to wash some of my clothes, which were really dirty and smelly.
The whine I had in my bag was no more there, I had given it to the man that housed me as a token of appreciation. I stood up from where I sat and went to my bag, then opened the top zip, where I keep the dirty clothes.
After washing by 6pm, I went back to my room to read --I read like a f**king machine, non stop--. As I was reading, the maid brought food for me again --My people, no be say na joke, but ehn I'm in love with Hausa girls and the way they respect men--.
I thanked her, then mounted the sweet Hausa food --I mean the food oo, not the maid oo. Some of you can think non sense ehn--, which was looking seductive.
After I ate, she came back to pack the plates --mehn Hausa girls can respect o, no be say na joke, I love them jare--.
The next day, I woke up early again and went to the school to write another phase of the examination --The exam was a three days examination and each day, we did a subject or two--.
When I got to the school, I went to meet Ola in his room, Abubarka came minutes after my arrival. We did a little revision, and shared ideas on what and what we might see in the exams (we did two exams that day).
Once the time was 9am, we left his (Ola's) room to the hall, where the exams would take place. The exams wasn't so hard and complicated, but little time was given to us, to pen down all we had in our head.
After the exams, three of us walked around the school to explore more of the school. We went around the school loving and enjoying the views, of trees and large field with grasses.
When we were done with exploring, we went back to Ola's room to chillax and talk about things.
By 3pm, I told them good bye and trekked back to the house because I felt like walking a long distant --Sometimes I just enjoy long walks or trekking, even though I have money in my pocket--.
After trekking for about 30mins, I got to the house and walked straight to the boys quarter. When I was well relaxed, I went outside to pack my clothes which had already dried yesterday --For north ehn, clothes dey dry fast like no tomorrow and the weather condition is on the crazy side, unlike Lagos--.
The next day came for the last exam, so was my enjoy for it. I did my normal morning activities and left for school.
I got to school feeling good and nervous because of the subject we were going to tackle.
I, Ola and Abubarka, sat in the same position unlike other times, when we sat part. The exam wasn't so difficult as I expected and the things three of us read together (few) came out.
In no time, we were gone with the exam. We walked out of the exam hall smiling like no tomorrow. We went to Ola's room to gist more --You know na, guys talk and you know that kin talk . If you like think another thing, that's your concern oo--.
After hours of talking and gossiping, Abubarka left because he had things to do.
While I and ola were still talking, two other guys came in (Ola knew them).
We talked and talked, from there one thing led to another, then we started making comedy videos --I was the camera man. Dindy baby!!--. The videos were really funny and cool, we took pictures also, after we were done doing comedy video.
Time had fly pass so fast, when I was having fun and it was now 4pm, so I had to go back to the house, to prepare to go back to Abuja the next day.
I left the school, after I said my good byes to them and collected their phone numbers. When I got to the house, I didn't waste anytime packing my bag well for my travel the next day.
When the next day (which was a Friday) came alive, I packaged myself and went to tell the man who housed me, that I was about to go back to Abuja. When I met him, he was still dressing up, so he said I should wait for him.
When he was done, he drove me to the park, where I would find a car going to Abuja. He dropped me at the park, then told be goodbye and drove off because he had to drop his kids at school.
I entered the park and found a car going to Abuja in no time. I sat at the back seat looking around, then a man selling glasses and wristwatches was walking pass. I called him and bought a sunglass and wristwatch --Swagger things on point--.
Few minutes later, I started praying inside me for a girl to sit beside me, just as I did when I was coming from lagos to Abuja --God always answers my prayers --.
After I prayed, from no where, she came, the Angel of my life............ To be continue.
STORY BY DINDY AKA NNAMDI
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