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MY DARK PAST(CHAP.7)=>STORY BY NELLY Please do not share without talking to me or her personally asking for permission, thank you for reading this story brought to you by Nelly aka Nnenna. The activities and studies which went on in School made me forget my bad holiday but sometimes it reflects (the images of how I was raped by my own cousin) which makes me look dull in school. There was a day I was called out by a teacher to come explain something on the blackboard, as I step out and faced the class I felt this feeling which I had when I was being raped by my cousin (it was my past reflecting at that moment), when I looked at the faces of my classmates fear gripped me because they were all smiling which made me think other wise (I thought they knew my secret, I really thought they could see my mind and the content inside). I began to stammer looking confused and really paled --I was so ashamed of myself, I totally felt like turning into water at particular moment--, everyone looked at me in a confused manner because they knew I was never like that, even my friends were giving me the look of surprise (I was never the shy type when it comes to talking in front of the class so my reaction that moment shocked everyone including the teacher). The teacher looked at me then asked me whether I was ok, I just replied him yes, he said nothing and told me to go back to my seat. When I sat down back on my seat; my friends Mary and Stella threw questions at me, I gave them a straight answer (I told them that i just didn't feel to well). They didn't believe me (it was shown on their faces) but they just had to go with what I told them at the point. After the class the teacher called me to his office (he wanted to know what went wrong with me), when I got to his office we was busy marking assignments of students of other classes. When he saw me he stopped what he was doing and told me to sit, I sat down gently like I was going to sit on glass, after I sat he threw questions at me focusing lies out of my mouth (every single question he asked was a question creating lies in my tongue). He then asked me a question that shocked me very high, he said "Nnenna I hope nothing happened during your holiday because since you resumed back to school your life style has changed". I was speechless at that moment, my tongue was twisting within my closed mouth, I just gathered up courage and spoke out, I said "No sir nothing went wrong, I'm just a little bit under the weather sir", I lie again hiding my horrible holiday happenings. I left his office; going back to my class to face my friends who were going to slam me with different types of questions..........to be continue....chap.8 coming up soon so watch out. THIS IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY NNANNA NNENNA A.K.A NOINOI JUST CALL ME NELLY FACEBOOK USERNAME:NELLY NALLY WHATSAPP NO;+22961804913 |
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BLIND BY NATURE EPISODE 16 (STORY BY DINDY) please do not share without talking to me personally and asking for permission, thank you for reading this story... ......THREE DAYS LATER...... [WRITER SPEAKS]=> Celestin opened his eyes feeling weak and tired, everywhere was completely dark (remember he is blind) and quite like a grave yard, he tried raising his body upwards but he just couldn't so He raised his left hand upwards and placed it on his head. [CELESTIN THOUGHTS]=> Dam* how did this happen to me? Where I'm I? What is this pain I feel all over? What happened. [WRITER SPEAKS]=> He questioned himself so much within, with a soul of confusing deep within his spirit. [WRITER SPEAK]=> While he was battling and asking himself questions a nurse came in to check on him. Immediately she came in she saw his reaction (his facial and body reaction was moving according to the rhythm of fear and confusing) which made her run to him fast. Nurse: "Sir keep calm you are safe in this place", she said softly to calm him down. Celestin: "What is going on? Why do I feel pain all over my head", he questioned the nurse confusingly. Nurse: "Sir please relax, you had an accident", she said. Celestin: "What!", he shouted. Nurse: "Sir please you need to relax", she said trying to calm him down. Celestin: "How did it hap..", he said holding his head in pain without completing his statement because he felt a bang in his head. Nurse: "Sir please stop talking and just relax", she said. [WRITER SPEAKS]=> Immediately Celestin relaxed his body back on the bed (with the help of the nurse) the nurse ran to call the doctor. On getting to the doctor's office she saw him leaving his office. Nurse: "Sir, the patient has woken up", she said breathing fast. Doctor: "That's good news, let's go", he said walking to go see Celestin. .....MEAN WHILE AT JULIAN'S HOUSE..... [WRITER SPEAKS]=> Days ago Sam made Julian angry after he called her a name she doesn't like (sick sack), she told him that he would surly pay for what he said but Sam paid little attention to what she said (he took her words for mere talks). [WRITER SPEAKS]=> Sam had plans that day to go see his girlfriend (who leaved three streets away from theirs) and to go check out some new stuffs at the mall, After showering that morning he went to his room to get dressed. [WRITER SPEAKS]=> When he got to his room he saw Jack playing games (Jack is a lover of games), he ignored him and went to his closet to bring out his outfit for that very special day. [WRITER SPEAKS]=> He was able to bring out his red designers t-shirt, black wrist watch, belt, and light blue trousers from the closet but he wasn't able to find the one thing that best complete his dressing which was his red sneakers. [WRITER SPEAKS]=> He became confused and was thinking who could have taken his sneakers, as he was thinking his mind flu back to the time when he annoyed Julian and he remembered all she told him. [WRITER SPEAKS]=> Deep within him he knew that there was no way Julian could do such thing without the help of someone, immediately his mind pointed at Jack (the naughty and stubborn boy of the house), he knew it was only jack who could help Julian to fulfill her plans against him. Sam: "Jack do you have any idea where my red sneakers are?, he asked looking at jack. Jack: "I don't like it when you guys ask me about things I don't know of", he said faking a frown. Sam: "Jack stop faking a frown, that shit doesn't work on me, got that?", he said sounding serious. Jack: "As you can see I'm playing a game", he said. Sam: "Jack don't try closing up what I asked you before", he said. Jack: "What you asked was not an open question but a closed matter", he said with a smile. Sam: "So you know that Julian took my red sneaker?", he asked. Jack: "I have nothing to say bro", he said smiling. Sam: "Jack Where did Julian hide my sneakers?", he asked. Jack: "Like I'm suppose to know", said jack. Sam: "Don't act like you don't know jack", he said. Jack: "Hy guess what bro?", he questioned Sam: "What?", he said with a low eyes look. Jack: "Its your biz", he said giving Sam the evil smile. Sam: "I am gonna kill you!", he said angrily pushing his hands forward to catch jack. [WRITER SPEAKS]=> Jack being a very smart boy dropped the pad of the game very quickly then he ran outside the room, Sam ran right behind. Luckily for Jack; Julian was coming from outside the house (Front yard) where she sat alone. Jack: "Julian save me this dude wanna chop my head off", he said running to Julian's back for protection. Julian: "(confused) What going on here?", she asked blocking Sam from jack. Sam: "Julian I am gonna kill Jack for helping you hide my sneakers". He said trying to catch Jack. Julian: "No you better leave him alone, remember you started all this shit first and now you are gonna pay for it", she spoke with power. Sam: "So that's how is gonna be", he said with a soft voice and hard face. Julian: "yes boy", she said smiling. Sam: "Ok", he said turning back. [WRITER SPEAKS]=> He was about making more foot steps back to his room when he remembered that the red sneakers was super important for his outfit that day, he then turned and went on his knees to beg Julian. Sam: " Please sis I need that sneakers please", he begged. Julian: "Wait let me think of it...no!", she said with an evil smile. Sam: "C'mon sis all I did was to say two words", he said. Julian: "Yea and I warned you to stop but did you?", she asked. Sam: "I know I was wrong sis but please show me mercy please", he pleaded. Julian: "ok", she said with a smile. Jack: "what? Ok?, are you gonna give him his sneakers after all he said?", he asked. Julian: "Shut up before I start with you", she said to Jack. Jack: "ok fine, but he called you a...", he said but wasn't able to complete his statement. Julian: "Jack.....don't try that shit", she warned him making him keep shut. Julian: "Sam your sneakers are right underneath the dining", she said. Sam: "Oh thanks Julian", he said running to go collect his sneakers. Jack: "Sis you're wicked", he said. Julian: "Like I care what you think", she said. Jack: "After making me steal it you still went ahead to give him back, like seriously why did you make me steal it before?", he asked. Julian: "I had plans to return it back to him and by the way it was your idea to steal his sneakers and hide it in the first place", she said raising an eyebrow. Jack: "Yea I know but at least you shouldn't have given him back today because I already had plans to wear it out tomorrow, well I guess that plan is cancelled", he said leaving Julian and heading to his room. Julian: "(Laughs) You naughty boy", she said with a smile........to be continue. STORY BY DINDY AKA NNAMDI contact me on Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433 Email: ossynnamdi@gmail.com or Email: ossynnamdi@outlook.com Facebook: Ossy andy Nnamdi Skype: 07087750433 or Skype: ossynnamdi@outlook.com Twitter: @nnamdiossy INSTAGRAM: @ossynnamdi |
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JOKE (OTHER BOYS VS DINDY) BY DINDY (part one)
What other boys see when they look at a girl;
1). Pretty face
2). Beautiful skin
3). Big ass
4). Big breast
5). Awesome shape.
What Dindy see when he looks at a girl
1). Bleaching cream
2). Fake hair
3). Shawama finger nails
4). Fake eyebrows
5). Hidden stretch marks
6). Too much make-up
7). Fake endowment
. Fake eyelashes
9). Black lips.
10). Fake curves.
And so many other things you can't even imagine.....lol
#DINDY WROTE THIS
Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi
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JOKE PART 12 BY DINDY Girl: Dindy let's play a game. Dindy: awesome!. Girl: It's called challenge for the mastermind. Dindy: Sweet.... Girl: If you get it right, I will give you a tight long hug. Dindy: Great!!!!. Girl: I'm an 8 letter word First 4 letters is a question 2,3,4 protects our head 5,6,7 is a liquid in tree 7,8 are same letters *WHAT AM I* .Dindy: The answer is simple. Dindy: you are a caterpillar you just made me understand you have many legs!.....lol. #DINDY WROTE THIS Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433 Watch out for part 13. |
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JOKE PART 11 BY DINDY Dindy: Boys lie more than girls. Girl: It's a Lie, girls lie more. Dindy: It's a lie!. Girl: Ok. Girl: Let's play a lie game and see who lies the most. Dindy: Cool!. Dindy: You go first. Girl: I love you!. Dindy: You're a virgin!....lol. DINDY WROTE THIS Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433 Watch out for part 12. |
JOKE PART 10 BY DINDY Girl: (sad face) Dindy I am sick and tired of life. Dindy: Why?. Girl: (Angry) I hate this world. Dindy: what is going on?. Girl: I have tried everything possible to get a flat tummy but it ain't working. Dindy: (hissing) Why will it work?. Dindy: When there are Lost destinies and souls of aborted children in there (hissing).....lol. #DINDY WROTE THIS Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433 Watch out for part 11. |
JOKE PART 9 BY DINDY Dindy: Your voice is too sweet, I'm sure you're very beautiful. Girl: Thanks dear. Dindy: can I see your picture please. Girl: Ok dear give me two minutes. . . After two minutes. . Image sent✅✅ . Image received✔✔ . Dindy: Da*n girl who's the mother f**ker that gave birth to something like you, you are so ugly girl!. Girl: Please you can insult me as you like but please don't insult my mother-who suffered giving birth to me. Dindy: I did not insult your mum oo. Dindy: What i was only trying to say was that there is no difference between a monkey and its offspring. #DINDY WROTE THIS Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433 Watch out for part 10. |
THE SHOUT OUT JOKE (part 2) BY DINDY 1). Shout out to those pregnant women bleaching...news flash your baby won't be as fair as you planned...bleaching no dey enter womb... 2). Shout out to the hardship of life for making people look like vultures and scarecrows......don't worry life will get better. 3). Shout out to those girls who got pregnant for different men but can't even tell who.....i just wanna know oo...is it that you are a plant that does self pollination?. 4). Shout out to my yahoo boys running like they just finish 5 wraps of ukwale igbo......oga pull your trousers up we don't want to see your dirty expensive boxer-shorts. 5). Shout out to my people always saying "thunder fire you"...keep it up because the thunder Wey go fire you no go carry slippers for hand...mtcheeew. 6). Shout out to those people who don't pray at night because they feel depressed.... my bro, my sis by the time evil spirit go press you, you go know say there is a difference between physical and spiritual depression. 7). Shout out to my people who see dark skinned people and call them oyimbo.....i just want to ask, is it that you are colour blind or you just choose to be colour blind?. . Shout out to my girls who always fan themselves each time a tear tries to come down their eyes....please I just wanna know, are your tears acid droplets or the make-up you applied are acidic chemicals?....#mtcheeew over forming.9). Shout out to those people who usually cry and pray for God to take them to another level without having any plan....my people my people the kin poverty wey go befriend you no go wear Ankara. 10). Shout out to those people stealing other people's works online....keep it up because the thunder wey go fire you dey castrate pig for oshodi and it will come to you soon like the part 3 of shout out joke by dindy!. #DINDY WROTE THIS Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433 Watch out for part 3. please follow up my other jokes @joke by dindy |
MY DARK PAST(CHAP.6)=>STORY BY NELLY Please do not share without talking to me or her personally asking for permission, thank you for reading this story brought to you by Nelly aka Nnenna. When i got back to school things were wonderful and great, everything looked newly-old in my eyes, the air around smelled like freedom (at that moment when i got back to school it felt like my life was back to me). I met with my three close friends(Stella,mary and John) in school, we talked about what experienced in the holiday; Stella's holiday was ten times more fun than mine, she told us that she went on a trip with her family to another country and when they came back they visited Nigeria to see their grandmother. mary and john's holiday was still ten times better than mine, I didn't find the courage to tell them what really happened in my holiday, I just told them the fun part excluding the torture and torment I faced. Days later we were in class and had nothing doing, so we girls gathered and started gossiping about boys and how they behaved in our class. Every single girl talked about how much they didn't like it when guys in our class are rude and feel too big (proud), I just sat right in their middle waiting until they bring up a topic that I could really contribute to. Finally a girl brought up a topic that I could really contribute, she said "has any of you ever been raped?", that question shocked me to the last cell in my body, I felt so uncomfortable and wanted to leave, although I wanted to speak up but the way I felt didn't allow me to feel okay to speak up. After she asked the question some girls giggled like little rats which made me wonder in fear whether they could read minds (it felt like they were laughing at me at that moment) because at that point I was thinking of how I was raped. I felt to shamed within as everyone around me were saying "no" that they haven't been raped, it got to my turn and I was so confused it was as if I was going to melt at that moment. luckily for me a teacher came in making everyone run to their various seats. I felt great relief when the teacher came in, there was nothing compared to what I felt at that moment (great peace and joy of life when you don't have to open up your deepest secret when put under tension to speak up). The teacher just looked at us and said nothing, he asked us to bring out our text book for him to give us an assignment. That day went by and everything die down including the question that was asked.......to be continue....chap.6 coming up soon so watch out. THIS IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY NNANNA NNENNA A.K.A NOINOI JUST CALL ME NELLY FACEBOOK USERNAME:NELLY NALLY WHATSAPP NO;+22961804913 |
JOKE PART 8 BY DINDY Girl: Dindy do you really care about me?. Dindy: Yes I do dear more than the things of the world. Girl: (smiles) Do you mean it?. Dindy: Yes I do. Girl: Ok dear let me ask you this question. Dindy: Go on Girl: If you could go back in time, once, and change a single thing – what would it be? Dindy: My neighbour's WiFi password......lol #DINDY WROTE THIS Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433 Watch out for part 9 |
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JOKE PART 7 BY DINDY PLEASE GUYS I NEED YOUR HELP I was sitting at the back seat in a bus when a pretty girl came to sit beside me, as she sat she gave me the "wooing eyes" look which I understood very fast. When the bus was filled with passengers the bus zoomed off, few minutes later the diver asked for everyone to pay up their money. The pretty lady beside me gave me the "eyes invitation" look then asked me for the 100 naira note I was holding in my hand because she had 500 naira note with her, I gave it to her smiling like a he goat. 15mins later I was fighting within myself (whether to talk to her or not) but finally i decided to talk to her. Dindy: Excuse me. Girl: (talking softly) Yes what is it?. Dindy: I wanna ask you something please don't be offended Girl: Ok go on. Dindy: If i told you that you are the most amazing green leaf i have ever seen in my life, would you believe me? Girl: Yes i would. Dindy: If i told you that your hair is the most beautiful thing on earth, would you believe me?. Girl: (blushing) yes i would. Dindy: I just want to tell you that...that..that.. Girl: (smiling and blushing heavily) yes go on tell me what's on your mind. Dindy: I need you to give me back the 100 naira note i gave you, i wanna give the driver 500 naira because i need change to buy garri... Girl: (hissed) idiot.........lol. Please o i don't know why the girl called me an idiot, did i do bad by asking for my money back?. #DINDY WROTE THIS Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi BB pin:7bd0a0d6 Watch out for part 8 |
JOKE PART 6 BY DINDY It was a cool and lovely evening, Dindy and his girlfriend sat under a tree talking then this happened.... Dindy: My one and only sugar bunny. Girl: (smiles) Oh Dindy you have started with your sweet words again. Dindy: You are so beautiful. Girl: (blushing) thanks dear. Girl: Dindy love I want you to Look into my eyes and tell me what you see. . . Looks deeply approaching for a kiss then says . . Dindy: I see.. Girl: (talks softly) Yes dear say it. Dindy: souls of aborted kids. Girl: (slaps Dindy) idiot!......lol (tongue out). #DINDY WROTE THIS Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi BB pin:7bd0a0d6 Watch out for part 7 |
BLIND BY NATURE EPISODE 15 (STORY BY DINDY) please do not share without talking to me personally and asking for permission, thank you for reading this story... Jack: "keep shut I think she is looking here", he said. [WRITER SPEAKS]=> They both ended their conversation and continued cutting the meat as they took a peek at her with an eye to know when she might attack. Mrs Rose: "(angry) let me call that old man back and let God save him if he doesn't pick my call, I will break his bones when he gets back", she said picking up her phone from where she dropped it. ......BACK IN THE CAR..... [WRITER SPEAKS]=> Julian's dad was driving and talking to Julia about how he was going to handle the matter at hand when Mrs Rose call came in. Julian: "I guess it's mum calling right?", she asked. Julian's dad: "yes you are right dear", he said as he use his right hand to pick the phone from where is was (right beside his side). Julian: "dad why are you so afraid?", she asked. Julian's dad: "I am not afraid", he said driving and fighting within himself (on what to tell his wife to make her calm down) and with his focus on the road. Julian: "if you ain't afraid dad then why is your heart beating so fast, I can hear it from here dad", she said raising an eyebrow. Julian's dad: "girl just forget, just know that I ain't afraid of your mum!", he said strongly like a man. Julian: "oh really?", she asked smiling. Julian's dad: "yes", he said with full boldness. Julian: "then pick the call", she said. Julian's dad: Looks at the phone and saw the caller then said "no, I can't Julian, I am afraid". Julian: "(laughs) I knew it, but dad you just have to pick it if not it will surly be worst", she said. Julian's dad: "no I can't dear, I just can't", he said like a weak man. Julian: "dad you have to pick it remember she is your one and only love and if you don't pick her call she is gonna kill you", she said as she demonstrated what she said. Julian's dad: "oh yea!, you just gave me a sweet idea to win her over to my side, thanks little girl", he said as he picked the phone. Julian: "you are welcome old man", she said in a very low tone as she gave her dad a tongue out. ......PHONE CONVERSATION..... Julian's dad: "hello", he said looking at Julian and giving her a tongue out too. Mrs Rose: "don't you dare hello me, how dare you hello me, I......", her words were cut short by the words of her husband. Julian's dad: "The stars in the galaxy are there just for you, the shining blazing sun shines for you, the moon comes back to its full self just to love you, the trees go green each time you touch them", he said in a soft and sweet tone. Mrs Rose: "see Mr Smart what you're saying won't remove the angry I have for you", she said calmly. Mr Smart: "Your smell reunite the reasons of my life, your voice opens my world, your name grows deep inside the darkest region of my heart", he said sweetly. Mrs Rose: "(blushes) thanks my love", she said playing with a little spoon and smiling. Mr Smart: You are welcome dear", he said smiling. Mrs Rose: " dear I don't like the fact that you didn't pick my call, I was so worried", she said. Mr Smart: "I know dear but something happened and I wasn't even with my phone", he said talking softly. Mrs Rose: "what happened dear", she said sounding worried. Mr Smart: "Dear I could have been likely jailed for killing a man", he said still focusing on the road as he drove. Mrs Rose: "what! are you serious dear?", she asked in shock. [WRITER SPEAKS]=> He was about saying "no I am joking, what! do you think I just said a joke?" Then he remembered that if he tries it that it would end up badly because his wife would go wild on him so he cancelled the idea. Mr smart: "Yes dear, everything happened so quickly", he said. Mrs Rose: "so what of the man, is he still alive?, she asked. Mr Smart: "yes he is, he is recovering", he said to his wife as he made a turn to the left heading to the supermarket. Mrs Rose: " oh dear I am really sorry for misunderstanding things", she said sounding sad. Mr Smart: "don't worry dear", he said. Mr Smart: "when I get home I will explain all there is to explain to you, ok?", he said. Mrs Rose: "ok dear drive safely", she said. Mr Smart: "ok dear, do you want me to get you any other thing from the supermarket?", he asked. Mrs Rose: "no dear", she said with a sweet voice smiling. Mr Smart: "ok sweet love bye", he said smiling. Mrs Rose: "(kissing her phone) bye dear", she said. [WRITER SPEAKS]=> When Mr Smart dropped the call he smiled like he just won the universe as he drove happily. Julian: "Dad you are really bad man, I wonder where you got all does sweet words from, I am sure you've won her over", she said with a smile. Mr Smart: "oh yea girl, I'm dah man!", he expressed his joy in a girly way with his hands on the driving wheel. Julian: "(laughs) you are so funny dad, so just because mum didn't go all crazy on you that's why you feel so much joy", she said. Mr Smart: "you won't understand Julian, any married man with a wife like mine will be so happy after escaping her angry", he said smiling. Mr Smart: "you know how off your mum could act when she is so angry", he said. Julian: "yea yea I know lucky you smart man (laughs)", she said smiling. Mr Smart: "that's my name girl", he said smiling. .......BACK AT HOME..... [WRITER SPEAKS]=> After Mrs Rose dropped the call her face was full of happiness, she placed her hands on her heart and felt it beating with love, she giggled a little then stopped and smiled once again. Mrs Rose: "(turns to sam and jack) you boys can go back to your room and continue whatsoever you were doing. Sam and jack: "(they both looked at themselves with surprise) huh?", they said simultaneously. Mrs Rose: "don't you boys wanna go?", she asked. Sam: "(turns around)but mum you...", he said but wasn't able to finish his statement because jack interrupted him Jack: "(turns around)Dude mum just said we can go, don't you get it?", he said putting up a fake smile. Mrs Rose: "boys don't worry, just go ok", she said with a happy voice. Jack: "ok mum", he said as he washed his hands and walked out leaving Sam. Sam: "mum how come your mood changed so quickly?", he asked. Mrs Rose: "well son you see I was angry at your dad because he didn't pick my calls but now I know why he didn't pick it", she said smiling. Sam: "so you were angry at dad and you took the anger on us", he said washing his hands. Mrs Rose: "sorry dear", she said smiling. Sam: " it ain't cool mum, if I did it to you would you like it?", he asked. Mrs Rose: "what, are you still talking? do you want us to start our own here?", she asked. Sam: "no way mum", he said smiling walking out of the kitchen. Mrs Rose: "you naughty boy", she said as she gave him a light slap on his ass. Sam: "ah mum", he said smiling running off to his room............to be continue. STORY BY DINDY AKA NNAMDI contact me on Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433 Email: ossynnamdi@gmail.com or Email: ossynnamdi@outlook.com Facebook: Ossy andy Nnamdi Skype: 07087750433 or Skype: ossynnamdi@outlook.com Twitter: @nnamdiossy INSTAGRAM: @ossynnamdi |
JOKE PART 5 BY DINDY Girl: Dindy I wanna tell you my deepest secret. Dindy: Ok go on. Girl: I have slept with 6 different men under the space of 3 weeks. Dindy: What!?. Girl: Dindy please don't take it wrongly, I was drugged. Dindy: I am so sorry. Girl: I hope you don't see me as a LovePeddler. Dindy: No I don't. . . Days later . . Girl: Dindy can I come over tonight?. Dindy: Sure Girl: Great! Dindy: But wait, how much do you cost?..............lol DINDY WROTE THIS Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi BB pin:7bd0a0d6 Watch out for part 6 |
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MY DARK PAST(CHAP.5)=>STORY BY NELLY Please do not share without talking to me or her personally asking for permission, thank you for reading this story brought to you by Nelly aka Nnenna. Days passed by and Jacob didn't make any attempts anymore so my mind was clear and I forgot about it all. One cool afternoon we all decided to stroll, Glory was back home and was very healthy and I was glad. Me, my little bro (Gad) and cousins(Jacob and glory) went strolling around the area, it was fun talking, pointing with me and Glory making our steps (laughs...winx). Suddenly, Jacob stopped like someone that was being frozen, so we asked him what the problem was and he said he left something at home and would like to get back home to get it but someone should escort him. We(Glory and I) told my little bro(Gad) to follow him but he(Jacob) said no that he prefers me, I was like "oh so I'll have to go back home again when I've already gone far.. Shit! ". I followed him and went back home, he went straight to our stairs so I thought he wanted to go and park his clothes from upstairs. While climbing the stairs he stopped and I asked him to move on but he Said nothing and held me, I started shaking. Although he was a slim tall guy with a bony structure you won't believe he had so much strength to conquer me. He carried me on his arms then pushed my back on the wall, I felt trapped I couldn't escape --Oh!, I felt stupid I wished I just died that moment-- I started hitting him but it felt like he didn't feel anything, I felt so helpless and I started cursing Him. When he let go I ran to our room and locked the door, he came and started knocking; he wanted me to clean up so that we could go back to stroll but I told him to leave me alone I was no longer in the mood and he should just go without me. After he left I started thinking of reporting him to everyone but I remembered what I got when I reported the first issue and the idea died right that moment. I felt a little relieved when their holiday was over, they left back to their home for good and I was glad too when I realized that I would soon be heading for school. I loved being with friends than family, my friends seemed to know, understand and trust me more....to be continue............... chap.6 coming up soon so watch out. THIS IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY NNANNA NNENNA A.K.A NOINOI JUST CALL ME NELLY FACEBOOK USERNAME:NELLY NALLY WHATSAPP NO;+22961804913 |
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JOKE PART 4 BY DINDY Girl: Dindy I am sorry to say this but your sister ain't so pretty, please don't take it offensively ok?. Dindy: Ok no problem. Girl: Let us play a question game. Dindy: Awesome!. Girl: If you woke up tomorrow as an animal, what animal would you choose to be?. Dindy: Your dad..............lol. #DINDY WROTE THIS Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi BB pin:7bd0a0d6 Watch out for part 5 |
BLIND BY NATURE EPISODE 14 (STORY BY DINDY) Please do not share without talking to me personally and asking for permission, thank you for reading this story. .....BACK AT JULIAN'S HOUSE.... [WRITER SPEAKS]=> Julian's mum was busy cutting meat while she was answering Julian over the phone. Julian's mum: "Julian young lady where is that OLD MAN!", she shouted angrily. Julian: "mum please cool down let me explain", she said calmly. Julian's mum: "explain what?", she said angry cutting the meat roughly. Julian: "mum are you cutting meat?", she asked kinda surprised because of the sound she heard. Julian's mum: "don't try to change the topic young lady", she said as she continued cutting the meat with anger. Julian: "mum take it easy with the meat, don't take all your anger on the poor thing mum", she said sounding soft. Julian's mum: "(shouting)of course I won't take all my anger out on it but I will to your dad when I lay my hands on his neck!", she said as she stabbed the meat with the knife she held. Julian: "mum cool down it hasn't gotten to that", she said. Julian's mum: " yes it has, I don't even know why I am talking to you", she said with an angry face. Julian: " c'mon mum don't get so angry, it's me your 'Julian'", she said trying to cool her mum down. Julian's mum: " I know it's you that is why i haven't realised my evil dragon words on you", she said removing the knife from the meat. Julian: "that's my mum....", she said but didn't finish her words because her mum interrupted her. Julian's mum: " don't mum me, I am still da*n angry", she said. Julian's mum: " where is that OLD MAN I asked you about?!", she asked shouting very loud which drew the attention of Julian's brothers (Sam and jack) who were in their room playing games. Julian: "Mum please calm down and listen to me", she begged. Julian's mum: "you know what? I will end this call and call you back and when I do your dad had better pick it if not he is gonna see the bad side of me!", she said very loud. [WRITER SPEAKS]=> Julian's mum ended the call and stabbed the poor lifeless meat once more with anger then she walked to the cooking gas and switched it on because she wanted to prepare lunch. [JULIAN'S MUM THOUGHTS]=> I will so teach that man a lesson, he actually thinks that by using Julian he can get me to cool down, I will never accept such non sense from him. He intentionally didn't pick my calls although I called his countless times, what non sense, if it was me he would frown like a freaking monkey(hissing). [WRITER SPEAKS]=> As she talked with anger within herself she reflected it physically by roughly handling things she held. .....BACK IN THE CAR..... Julian: "mum please, let me explain", she said but it was too late because her mum had ended the call already. Julian: "da*n Dad, she ended the call", she said. Julian's dad: "girl your mum is seriously annoyed but all I did was not to pick her calls which I actually didn't do intentional", he said facing Julian. Julian: "like really dad do you wanna go down that lane?", she asked him giving him back his phone slowly. Julian's dad: " what are you talking about Julian?", he asked her collecting his phone. Julian: "do you remember that time she mum didn't pick your call because her phone was in her bag?", she asked him. Julian's dad: "oh!, but but but", he said. Julian: "no buts dad", she said. Julian's dad: "it was a small case", he said. Julian: "yes it was but you took it to another level which was on for about a week, now tell me dad does she not have every right to get mad at you?", she asked. Julian's dad: "she does but she should know what we went through", he said. Julian: "I agree with you dad", she said placing her right hand on her forehead. Julian's dad: "I think we should quickly go get those stuffs she asked us to get before it adds to her anger", he said as he wore his seatbelt and inserted his car key to start his car. Julian: "sure dad", she said as she wore her seatbelt. [WRITER SPEAKS]=> Julian's dad started the car and they zoomed off to go get the stuffs needed for dinner. .....BACK AT JULIAN'S HOUSE.... [WRITER SPEAKS]=> Sam and jack were unable to continue the game they were playing because of the noise their mum made which got them worried. So they both went to meet their mum in the kitchen. Sam: "mum what's the problem?", he asked putting his two hands apart. Jack: "Rose who fu**ing annoyed you?", he asked standing close to Sam. [WRITER SPEAKS]=> She Turns and looked at Sam and jack with red eyes and pointed an iron spoon at jack. Mrs Rose: "(shouting)I have always warned you to never call me by my name and you should never use that da*n word 'fu**ing' when you are talking to me!", she said as she moved closer to jack. [WRITER SPEAKS]=> Sam quickly moved back bit by bit without jack knowing. Jack was shocked and didn't know whether to run or to just melt at that spot. Mrs Rose: "where dah hell do you think you doing to Sam?", she asked him redirecting the iron spoon at him. Sam: " I I I", he became a stammerer at that point. Mrs Rose: " you da*n what?", she asked him moving the spoon around his face. Sam: "(stammering) I i wanted to go go bring out the bird foo food", he spoke very confused. Mrs Rose: "just shut up", she said angrily. Mrs Rose: She withdrew her focus and anger from Sam and slammed it at jack, " as for you jack you are gonna cut this remaining meat here and cook it", she said with anger. Jack: " yes mum yes mum", he said like a humble dog as he quickly ran to do what his mum ordered him to do. Mrs Rose: " and you better be fast about it or else you will regret it", she said looking at jack. Mrs Rose: "Sam you wanted to know why I was angry right?", she asked angrily. Sam: " yes but not again bye mum", he said smiling a little and walking away. Mrs Rose: "get back here boy!", she ordered him. Sam: Turns slowly and walks back to where she stood, "I'm here mum", he said with a racing heart. Mrs Rose: "You will stay here and you will find out why I am angry whether you like it or not", she said. Mrs Rose: "now go help jack!", she ordered. [WRITER SPEAKS]=> Sam quickly walked to where jack stood to do as he was commanded by his mum. Mrs Rose:"ahhhhh!!!!", she screamed with anger hitting the iron spoon on a stainless plate. [WRITER SPEAKS]=> As they heard the sound (which was made when their mum hit the iron spoon on the stainless plate) it gave them heavy fright. They looked at themselves and talked to each other in low voice. Sam: "Jack why did we leave our sweet game to come here?", he asked cutting the meat with a shaking hand. Jack: "are you asking me?", he asked back. Sam: "no I'm asking the short n**ga on your shirt", he said. Jack: " dude can't you ever be serious for once in your life", he said cutting the meat Sam: "you started the whole shit", he said still cutting the meat.......to be continue. STORY BY DINDY AKA NNAMDI contact me on Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433 Email: ossynnamdi@gmail.com or Email: ossynnamdi@outlook.com Facebook: Ossy andy Nnamdi Skype: 07087750433 or Skype: ossynnamdi@outlook.com Twitter: @nnamdiossy INSTAGRAM: @ossynnamdi |
JOKE PART 3 BY DINDY Girl: Dindy what have you really done to pursue your dreams lately? How about today? . Reads it but didn’t reply . Girl: Dindy are you there? . Three hours later….. Dindy: Oh sorry dear was pursuing my dreams. Girl: How dear?. Dindy: Sleeping on my bed, I still need to pursue it more, good night…..lol #DINDY WROTE THIS=> facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi…BB pin:7bd0a0d6……watch out for part 4 |
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