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JOKE BY DINDY PART 37 The problem as a conductor is not when you call a small boy bastard. :_____ :______ :_______ :________ The problem happens when two days later you call passengers, then you bend your head inside the bus to collect money and you see the boy pointing at you with his father wearing an army uniform looking at you with an angry face. DINDY WROTE THIS Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433 Watch out for part 38. |
WRITE UP BY DINDY: SUCCESS (DHS) Please do not share without talking to me personally and asking for permission, thank you for reading this write up. A lady I admire some much, a lady with attitude and class. A personality to obtain, an image to reflect to young raising generations. A strong fighter with a heart full of love and joy, a singer with style untouched, a rapper with the right flows. She's an overcomer; surpassing every single blockage right on her path, she moves strongly taking down all her challenges head on. She never stops no matter what is said about her or who pushes her down, her heart beats for what she loves. Although nature threw hardship on her, she turns it into a life of relaxation. Her name is the way she lives (Success), she stands out in everything she does. Success, a lady I wish to look like, a friend I wish to more to. She's a raising star, a rapper, a singer and a beautiful model. Her songs are wonderfully unique, her styles dope with crazy beats. She has released three songs 1).Reigning King by DHS. 2). God Is In Me by DHS. She sings with passions and love from her heart, she is a true lady. SUCCESS A GREAT LADY. SHE IS MY LADY. If you wanna get her super cool awesome songs kindly chat her up on facebook: DHS Ferdinand And please follow her on Instagram: @DHS_successful. Thank you so much fans. MY NAME IS NNAMDI AKA DINDY AND I WROTE THIS WRITE UP FOR MR ELVIS. LEARN FROM WHAT YOU READ NOT THE OTHER WAY ROUND. THANKS FOR READING. contact me on Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433 Email: ossynnamdi@gmail.com or Email: ossynnamdi@outlook.com Facebook: Ossy andy Nnamdi Skype: 07087750433 or Skype: ossynnamdi@outlook.com Twitter: @nnamdiossy INSTAGRAM: @ossynnamdi www.dindynnamdi.blo
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JOKE PART 36 BY DINDY Some girls will be cooking non sense in the kitchen, feeding their guy poison to eat. The guy gets frustrated and breaks up with them. Later they will be saying and posting "I want a real man that will love and understand me, for who I am, what I cook and he would know my position in his life". :______ :_______ :________ My sister look at me, I say look at me. :________ Who do you think you are?. BUHARI'S WIFE 0_0 ........ =)) =DDINDY WROTE THIS Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433 Watch out for part 37. |
WRITE UP BY DINDY: DARKNESS AND LIGHT Please do not share without talking to me personally and asking for permission, thank you for reading this write up. I was once playing in a room which was totally dark, it was so dark that I couldn't see anything; my eyes were well bonded with the darkness. My brother from the other room, came to my room and pointed a properly charged torchlight on my face, forcing my eyes against it's will to stay open. The bright light, penetrated into my eyes down to my brain, making me close my eyes speedily due to the light which was too much. After he did that, he ran back to his room. I tried opening my eyes and when I did, i could still see light although the place was dark. LESSON TO BE LEARNT Darkness never last long and it can never defeat light, so never ever get use to the darkness around you or in you because one day the light will surely shine and it could cause you blindness or inflict pain on/in you. BE A HUMAN OF LIGHT DINDY SAID SO MY NAME IS NNAMDI AKA DINDY AND I WROTE THIS WRITE UP FOR MR ELVIS. LEARN FROM WHAT YOU READ NOT THE OTHER WAY ROUND. THANKS FOR READING. contact me on Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433 Email: ossynnamdi@gmail.com or Email: ossynnamdi@outlook.com Facebook: Ossy andy Nnamdi Skype: 07087750433 or Skype: ossynnamdi@outlook.com Twitter: @nnamdiossy INSTAGRAM: @ossynnamdi
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JOKE (OTHER PEOPLE VS DINDY) BY DINDY (part six). THE IMPORTANCE OF AN IPHONE 7 TO OTHER PEOPLE; 1........ 2.......... 3............ 4.............. 5 You looking f*cking da*n RICH. THE IMPORTANCE OF AN IPHONE 7 TO DINDY 1)....... 2)........ 3).......... 4)............ 5) YOU GOT ONE KIDNEY LEFT!!! DINDY WROTE THIS Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433 Watch out for part 7. |
JOKE PART 35 BY DINDY Girl: Dindy Dindy: Yes love dear. Girl: Where do I belong in your life?. Girl: Family?. Dindy: No. Girl: Friend?. Dindy: No. Girl: Love? Dindy: No. Girl: Then what am I to you?. Dindy: Don't ask me, go ask the first lady!. DINDY WROTE THIS Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433 Watch out for part 36. |
JOKE PART 34 BY DINDY There is no problem toasting a girl in the club. :_______ :_______ :________ :_______ :_______ :_______ The problem is when you guys meet in the day time and you end up realizing you mistook of a beast for beauty. DINDY WROTE THIS Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433 Watch out for part 35. |
BLIND BY NATURE THE LAST EPISODE 25 (STORY BY DINDY) please do not share without talking to me personally and asking for permission, thank you for reading this story.. .....3 MONTHS LATER..... Mr Smart: "Sam!, Jack!", he called his sons. Sam & Jack: "Yes dad", they replied simultaneously as they came out from the room they were in. Mr Smart: "Where is your mum?", he asked them. Jack: "I have no idea dad", he said separating his hands in a 'i don't know' manner. Sam: "I think she went to go get something from the supermarket", he said to his dad. Mr Smart: "ok, when she gets back, tell her that I went to pick Julian from the airport", he said as he picked up his car key which was on the table where he dropped it. Jack: "dad, has Julian arrived?", he asked wanting to find out about his sister. Mr Smart: "No she hasn't, but will in the next one hour", he said to Jack. Jack: "If she's gonna arrive an hour from now, why do you wanna leave now?", he asked Sam: "oh, this boy, stop asking unnecessary questions", he said to Jack. Mr Smart: "[Laughs] Sam don't mind Jack, he has started fooling around again", he said as he walked slowly towards the front door. Mr Smart: "[Stops walking] That reminds me", he said turning back to Jack and Sam. Mr Smart: "You guys should decorate Julian's room", he said. Sam and Jack: "Ok dad", they said. Mr Smart: "Ok then, see you guys later", he said as he left from his house to the airport. ............MEAN WHILE.......... [WRITER SPEAKS]=> Celestine had moved to his new house, which was spacious with colourful decorations that he couldn't see because of his fate. The house was a one story-house with a well designed structure and surrounding. [WRITER SPEAKS]=> He had everything he needed in the house (thanks to the help of Mr Smart), he owned his own little business which grew under the space of two months due to high demand by customers. [WRITER SPEAKS]=> Celestin and Julian had been talking over the phone since she travelled for the operation. He was expecting Julian that very day, but he didn't know what time she would be arriving. He was in his sitting room alone thinking of what he would do. [CELESTIN'S THOUGHTS]=> Finally, my love would be coming back. I need to get something very nice for her, that she would love so much. [CELESTIN'S THOUGHTS]=> Now that she can see, I really need to buy her something that she would love more that anything. Celestin: "Yes!, I know what to buy", he shouted out loud. [WRITER SPEAKS]=> Celestin picked up his phone which he dropped beside him, knowing how to use his phone very well (although he was blind), he called a taxi man who was assigned to him by Mr Smart. Celestin: "Hello", he said to the taxi man at the other end. Taxi man: "Hello, sir", he said. Celestin: "Where're you?", he asked. Taxi man: "I'm driving pass your house right now, do you want me to take you somewhere?", he asked Celestin. Celestin: "Oh yes, I wanna get something from the shopping mall", he said. Taxi man: "Ok sir, I will be waiting out side. [WRITER SPEAKS]=> Immediately Celestin dropped the call, he heard a car horn which came from out side. He knew it was the taxi man, so he picked up his wallet which he had kept on the table, then he took his guard stick with his right hand and walked out his house locking the front door before leaving. ........AN HOUR LATER....... [WRITER SPEAKS]=> Julian had already arrived into the country and she was filled with happiness, not because she could see everything and (for the first time) would see her dad, mum and brothers in real life, but because she knew she was going to see and met Celestin her one true love. As she was looking around, her phone rang. Julian: "Hello dad", she said. Mr Smart: "Hello dear", he said to her. Julian: "Dad, where are you?", she asked. Mr Smart: "Dear, I'm stuck in traffic and I don't think I'm gonna reach there in an hour time", he said to Julian. Julian: "Ah, ok dad, I will board a taxi", she said as she carried her luggage along with her, heading out the airport. Mr Smart: "Good, I think that would be better", he said. Mr Smart: "Are you sure you can find your way around?", he asked her. Julian: "Sure dad, remember the lessons and online research I did?", she asked. Mr Smart: "Oh yea, my pocket paid the price. Do you have the house address?", he asked. Julian: "Yes I do, Sam sent it to me", she said to her dad. Mr Smart: "Ok, your brothers and mum are really excited", he said. Julian: "We have been talking through skype since dad", she said. Mr Smart: "I know but they still miss you, well ok then", he said. Julian: "Ok bye, see you when you've escaped the traffic old man [smiles]", she said teasing her dad. Mr Smart: "Oh!, this girl you have started again, I'm gonna....", he said but couldn't finish his words because Julian ended the call. [WRITE SPEAKS]=> Julian walked out of the airport slowly and stopped a taxi. Julian: "Hy taxi!!", she shouted and a taxi man park in front of her, then she entered with her luggage. Taxi man: "Where're you going to?", he asked Julian. Julian: "Here is the address", she said and then gave the taxi man her phone to see the address. Taxi: "Ok, this place ain't too far", he said then kicked off his engine. [WRITER SPEAKS]=> As the driver drove quietly, Julian was busy thinking of something.. [JULIAN'S THOUGHTS]=> Should I go home first? Or should I surprise Celestin. I really want celestin to be the first person I see with my sight. Thank God Sam also sent Celestin's address, I better tell the driver to change direction. Julian: "Driver, please I wanna go somewhere else", she said making the driver to park on a spot to listen to what she said. Taxi man: "Ok, where is the address?", he asked. Julian: "Here it is", she said giving her phone once again to the driver. Taxi man: "Ok, it would take us 30mins to get to that place", he said. Julian: "[Smiles] Great!", she exclaimed. .........30 MINS LATER....... Taxi man: "We have arrived", he said to Julian. Julian: "Are you sure this is the place?", she asked. Taxi man: "Yes I'm sure, this house number is 21, which is the house number I saw on the address you gave me", he said convincing her. Julian: "Ok, thanks", she said then came down the taxi with her luggage. [WRITER SPEAKS]=> She came down the taxi and dipped her hand into her hand bag, then brought out some cash and get it to the driver. After counting his money the driver drove off. [WRITER SPEAKS]=> She took her luggage and went straight to the gate of Celestin's house, which was slightly closed. She opened it properly and went into the compound. [WRITER SPEAKS]=> When she got to the front door, she knocked but got no response, so she tried turning the door handle and it opened. [WRITER SPEAKS]=> She entered inside and found the places scattered. She gently threw her luggage on a chair right beside the entrance of the house, then she made a presiding step forward wanting to know what caused such happening. Julian: "Celestin love", she called out gently perceiving an old smell from the past. Julian: "This smell reminds me of the time Celestin had an accident, but how came I smell it here", she said with a wondering mind. Julian: "Ahhh!", she screamed in pain as a silent small bullet Pierced into her guts. [WRITER SPEAKS]=> Julian fell to the ground looking at the person who just gunned her, blood gushed out her guts and tears came down her eyes. .......MEAN WHILE........ Celestin: "Do you think she would love this?", he asked the taxi driver who accompanied him to the shopping mall. Taxi driver: "Sure she would, no girl can resist it at all", said the driver as he came to a stop right in front of Celestin's house. Celestin: "Ok good, I guess I'm right in front of my house right?", he asked the driver. Taxi driver: "Yes sir you are", he replied to Celestin. Celestin: "I really appreciate your help for me", he said as he gently opened the door and came down the taxi. Taxi driver: "you're welcome sir, anytime you need my help just call me", said the driver. [WRITER SPEAKS]=> After they spoke, the driver drove off and Celestin walked towards his house using his guard stick to lead his way, with what he bought for Julian in his right hand. [WRITER SPEAKS] When he got to the gate of his house, he used his guard stick to push it open (which he always does). When he got in, he turned again then used his guard stick to shot it close. [WRITER SPEAKS]=> He walked straight towards his front door (blindly), as he dipped his right hand into his pocket, to bring out his house key. [WRITER SPEAKS]=> He inserted the key into the door lock, but it was free which was not meant to be. He became afraid because he wondered who could have broken into his house. [WRITER SPEAKS]=> Immediately he entered into his house, he step on something thick, he felt it underneath the shoe he wore. Voice: "Hello my love", said the voice harshly. Celestin: "[Afraid ] Who's there!", he shouted in fear. Voice: "It's me my love", said the voice from a distant. Celestin: "[Afraid] Tell me who you are!", he shouted. Voice: "[Laughing] If I don't tell you, what're you gonna do blindy?", said the voice very harshly. Celestin: "[Shocked] Mary!!, What, what are you doing here?", he asked confused and afraid, as he pointed his guard stick in different directions away and towards the sound of the voice. Mary: "So you think, you can be happy with out me right?", she said angrily. Celestin: "[Shaking] Mary please leave me, please I beg of you", he pleaded. Mary: "I wanted to ask you for forgiveness and I wanted you to take me back", she said. Mary: "But you had to spoil everything by loving that girl, arhhh!!", she shouted in anger pushing a glass cup to the ground making a loud noise that shook Celestin. Celestin: "[Shaking] Mary please stop, please stop", he pleaded. Mary: "Do you think your parents and uncle where murdered because of their money?", she asked. Celestin: "What are you talking?", he asked in fear. Mary: "I killed your parents and uncle because they stood in my way", she said. Celestin: [Angry] you witch!!, where are you!!, come out here!!", he shouted with great anger, hitting the guard stick on a chair he was close to. Mary: "[Laughs] Your girl came to see you", she said. Celestin: "Where is Julian, what did you do to her?", he said with anger. Mary: "She has a surprise for you, she is right on the floor [laughs]", she said. Celestin: "you're lying!", he exclaimed. Mary: "You think?, what do you think you're stepping on that's so thick?", she asked. Celestin: "No!", he exclaimed as he threw what he held on his hands and fell down to the floor, touching fresh blood. Celestin: "This can't be blood!, no not Julian!", he cried in pain as he moved his hands on the floor finding Julian's body. Mary: "So you bought her a gift", she said as she picked up the gift which fell right in front of her. Celestin: "[Crying] You will pay for this, I swear you will", He said to Mary in serious pain as his hands touched Julian's lifeless body. Mary: "You got a diamond ring for her?", she asked in surprise and anger. Mary: "[Angry] Were you planning to Marry her?", she asked angrily. Celestin: "I hate you, I hate you", he said crying on the floor. Mary: "[Angry] After all I did to get you, you still turned your back against me!!!!!", she said as she ran towards celestin with a dagger to kill him. [WRITER SPEAKS]=> Hearing how she shouted, Celestin quickly stood up to defend himself as a man, but it was too late for him. The dagger pierced through his kidney giving him limited time to live. Celestin: "ahhh", he moan softly. Mary: "If I can't marry you, then no one will ever marry you in this world", she said as she twisted the dagger further in and pushed it out. Celestin: "[Pain] Mary you__", he couldn't finish up his words because life was leaving him. He dropped to the ground close to Julian lifeless body. [WRITER SPEAKS]=> Mary was breathing heavily with her eyes all red, she looked at Celestin. Mary: "[Angry] You wanna marry her?, marry in death!!", she shouted as she left the ring off her hold, then she walked out of the house. [WRITER SPEAK]=> The ring fell right on Celestin's head. Celestin with his last strength took the ring on his head with his left hand. Celestin: "Julian my love__", he spoke with his last strength. Celestin: "I bought__ this ring for___you", he said as he used his right hand to hold the left hand of Julian's lifeless body. Celestin: "I hope___you__like it", he said with blood gushing out his mouth as he fixed the diamond ring on her finger. Celestin: "I___LOVE__YOU__JULIAN", he said using up all his strength and holding her hand with great passion of love. [WRITE SPEAKS]=> Celestin gave up the ghost and there laid two lifeless bodies of two great love. .........THE END........ WORDS FROM DINDY I know many of you would be angry because of how celestin died, but I'm sorry celestin was a dead man to me even before I started writing the story, please accept my apology. WATCH OUT FOR MY NEW STORY MY FIRST TRIP TO ABUJA AND ZARIA AND THE BUS You guys would surly love them. One more thing before I end this, please please and please, I'm the real Dindy. I don't know why people still doubt me when I tell them I'm Dindy, I am the real Writer of any story with DINDY written. I don't copy and paste.....well that's that...... Thank you fans, for loving me and my works.....i love you guys too....especially if you're a girl [laughs] na joke o.....DINDY OUT! STORY BY DINDY AKA NNAMDI contact me on Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433 Email: ossynnamdi@gmail.com or Email: ossynnamdi@outlook.com Facebook: Ossy andy Nnamdi Skype: 07087750433 or Skype: ossynnamdi@outlook.com Twitter: @nnamdiossy INSTAGRAM: @ossynnamdi |
AWKWARD MOMENT JOKE BY DINDY (PART 3) .______ .______ .______ That awkward moment when you're in class, having the best time of your life playing with your friends, then a teacher comes in and writes "Test part one" on the blackboard. .______ .______ .______ Teacher: Everyone bring out a piece of paper and a pen, we're about to write a test. Dindy: Who gave birth to this idiot?......lol DINDY WROTE THIS Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433 Watch out for part 4. |
JOKE PART 33 BY DINDY There is no problem getting drunk as high as anything. :_______ :_______ :________ :_______ :_______ The problem is when you wake up and discover that you spent your whole night in your father-in-law's room and he is right in front of you looking at you. DINDY WROTE THIS Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433 Watch out for part 34. |
JOKE (DINDY VS POLITICIANS) BY DINDY (part five) HOW DINDY DRESSES; 1). Shoe 2). Shirt 3). Jeans 4). And finally Wristwatch HOW NIGERIAN POLITICIANS DRESSES; 1). Expensive wristwatch 2). Expensive shoe. 3). Expensive native. 4). Juju ring. 5). Waist juju 6). Bangle juju. 7). And finally tortoise for neck.....................................................abeg o I no call names oo...... na joke o........lol. Watch out for part six. |
JOKE (PEOPLE VS DINDY) BY DINDY (part four)
WHY PEOPLE WATCH NIGERIAN MOVIES;
1). To laugh.
2). To understand tribes and languages
3). To understand love.
4). To enjoy the action and suspends
WHY DINDY WATCH NIGERIAN MOVIES;
1). To know how to be evil.
2). To learn how to over throne.
3). To learn how to get girls quickly.
4). To learn how to poison father-in-law.
5). To know the best native doctor.
6). To learn how to disappear and appear.
7). To know how to steal and sell land without or with the knowers knowing.
. To learn how to behave like an idiot.
9). To learn how to fool police men.
10). To learn how to use charm.
11). To learn how to make people believe that I can sing.
12). To learn how to give fake drugs.
13) To learn how to disown your father.
14). To learn how to become a village area boy.
15). To learn how to be a rich man in the dream.
And so many other things.....lol
DINDY WROTE THIS
Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi
Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433
Watch out for part 5. |
JOKE PART 32 BY DINDY There is no problem entering a bus :........ :........ :........ :......... The problem is when the break of the bus fails and the driver looses control, and everyone in the bus is above 70 except you and they all smile......lol. DINDY WROTE THIS Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433 Watch out for part 33. |
SUPER THANKS BRO@JAYJEZEY |
WRITE UP BY DINDY: TRUST Please do not share without talking to me personally and asking for permission, thank you for reading this write up. Timeless beginnings of hidden happiness.....TRUST. My Underlined faith in you.....TRUST. The shape of my heart for you...TRUST. Unlimited access of my hope for you....TRUST. Freedom of the world around....TRUST. A large Space of my believe in you....TRUST. Swords beheading the thoughts of doubts.....TRUST. The flow of rightful imagination...TRUST. Trust is not all about having faith or believe... Trust is knowing you will always remember me when I am not there... Trust is having someone who truly thinks of you... Trust is someone who will never believe the bad things people say about you. My caving ray of hope clears the doubt which flaps my beliefs and understands; of a world not of man, of a world not of anger, of a world not of pain, of a world not of sadness, of a world not of dishonesty, But of a world ruled by the only one I love and is trustworthy. I TRUST AND LOVE YOU MORE THAN THE AIR I BREATH. MY NAME IS NNAMDI AKA DINDY AND I WROTE THIS WRITE UP FOR MR ELVIS. LEARN FROM WHAT YOU READ NOT THE OTHER WAY ROUND. THANKS FOR READING. contact me on Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433 Email: ossynnamdi@gmail.com or Email: ossynnamdi@outlook.com Facebook: Ossy andy Nnamdi Skype: 07087750433 or Skype: ossynnamdi@outlook.com Twitter: @nnamdiossy INSTAGRAM: @ossynnamdi
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0_0 ........ =)) =D
. To learn how to behave like an idiot.
9). To learn how to fool police men.
10). To learn how to use charm.
11). To learn how to make people believe that I can sing.
12). To learn how to give fake drugs.
13) To learn how to disown your father.
14). To learn how to become a village area boy.
15). To learn how to be a rich man in the dream.
And so many other things.....lol
DINDY WROTE THIS
Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi
Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433
Watch out for part 5.