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JOKE PART 21 BY DINDY The problem doesn't start when you go to porn site and watching porn movies : : : : The problem is when your dad or mum was standing behind you all the while you were watching it....lol. DINDY WROTE THIS Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433 Watch out for part 22. |
NAMELESS (EPISODE NINE) STORIES DA VIBA Please do not share without taking permission from us, thanks for reading. : : Days later after they came back to their senses and after they buried the baby, Godson was driving to his friend's house (Miriam was at home still trying to recover from the pains she felt inside). Godson was on high speed on his way to his friend's house, he had to go see his friend because his friend told him that there was a good news and he should try all his best to come over to his house for both of them to discuss about it, his friend sounded extremely serious (his voice sounded like a man who wanted to buy a nation with all he had on him). As he drove he saw traffic ahead of him so he decided to take a short-cut to escape the slow-long-large traffic (which could take 15min per movement) ahead of him ( and also ahead of others behind him). He saw a short-cut so he turned the car's wheel towards the direction of the short-cut. The short-cut had so many linked roads (but that wasn't a problem because he knew and understood the road very well). He was about to make a right turn (to a linked road which would take him directly to the area where his friend lived) when is phone rang, he bent his head down to see who was calling him (removing his focus off the road)..... Boy was about going to do his job on the highway when a Jeep hit him on his guts with full force causing blood (and its cells) out his mouth and making the things which he held in his hands to fly out his grip hitting the jeep's widescreen, burnet and the ground). Boy's body laid straight on the Jeep's burnet with all the things which he wanted to sell scattered (on the ground, burnet and on Jeep's widescreen). Godson paused immediately the event occurred, he was confused and shocked, his lower lip dropped in absolute disbelieve (like a dead rat hanging over an ocean), something that has never happened to him before. He literally felt like disappearing from there (so he felt), he could no more pick the call (he didn't even have the opportunity to see the caller's name due to the sudden-shocking event) which came to his phone before the incident. Boy's body slide backwards slowly then dropped to the ground (with his butt landing first to the ground before his back then head). Godson saw Boy's blood on his car burnet causing fear to rule his entire being, he quickly reversed backwards (after he reversed backwards he was able to see Boy's body properly), he saw as Boy's blood stained the ground and also saw that he was still breathing, then his conscience started talking to him.. "What do you think you are trying to do?", questioned his good side. "See let us run now that we have the opportunity to do so, no one notice that you knocked down a boy", said his bad side. "What if the small boy dies? as you can see he is still breathing", said his good side. "See If you listen to the other guy you will surly regret your dumb action for trying to be good for no reason, besides it wasn't your fault, the kid didn't look before he walked towards this direction", said his bad side. "Please Godson take my advise and don't let this kid die, i don't want you to have blood of an innocent kid on your hands", said his good side. Godson mind was already made up, he directed his car tyers towards another side then he stepped on the accelerating pedal leaving Boy to his fate.....to be continue. -Dindy>> Never choose the wrong path, if you do you will pay for it. This story is brought to you by Stories Da Viba and was written by; 1). Nonsegzy 2). Evybliss 3). Princeprezide 4). Dindy 5). Blexxybaby 6). Nelly Watch out for episode 8, your comments are needed... Please like our page on facebook "Stories Da |
AWKWARD MOMENT JOKE BY DINDY (PART 1) That awkward moment, when your pastor tells you to look striaght into the eyes of the person sitting beside you and say "I love you with all my heart". But you imagine that when you turn the person seating beside you will be a beautiful girl with blue eyes. Girl: I love you with all my heart. Dindy: can we kiss?........lol. But actually when you really turn the person seating beside you is a guy with a gay look. Partner: I love you with all my heart (licking lips) Dindy: I am a lawyer! And my dad is a Judge!......lol #DINDY WROTE THIS Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433 Watch out for part 2. |
NIGHTMARE EPISODE 3 (STORY BY DINDY) Please do not share without talking to me personally and asking for permission, thank you for reading this story... The creature pulled me by the leg, while the other licked my blood which was on the floor (my house was well tiled and the ground was smooth). It pulled me until we got to the entrance of my parlour (my parlour was lower than the rest of my house); as it pulled me into my parlour my head landed with force to the floor which made my skull crack a little. I started bleeding uncontrollable but not too much (I am sure the other creature will be happy because there would be more blood to lick). It pushed my front door down, and then it stood at the entrance of my house with it's hand still holding my leg---I don't know why it stood there; like it was expecting a taxi from the sky to pick us up, well I guess it stood there because it wanted me to feel pain more and more each passing seconds ---. My house had an entrance staircase and it was made up of 5 levels (so you can imagine what happened to me), it pulled me with more force more than ever---mehn this creature just hated me so much I think its real name is pain-giver---. My head was like a song and the staircase was a hit, back to back from the first to the last, (anybody that says that it didn't hurt me that person is a big time joker). My skull was now an open pool of blood (but I don't know how I managed to stay alive because the pain was too much and I lost so much blood). It pulled me until we got to the front of my house gate then it left hold of my leg. There was a little sharp stone on the floor which my leg landed on, It cut a vein in my leg, I couldn't even feel it much because my brain was half way dead (mehn the pain kept increasing inside me each time I moved closer to death). The two creatures commanded a door way to open, and when it opened all I heard were the sounds of lost souls with pain and sorrow. Only God knows what is in there, I hope it is not another "NIGHTMARE"......to be continue. STORY BY DINDY AKA NNAMDI contact me on Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433 Email: ossynnamdi@gmail.com or Email: ossynnamdi@outlook.com Facebook: Ossy andy Nnamdi Skype: 07087750433 or Skype: ossynnamdi@outlook.com Twitter: @nnamdiossy INSTAGRAM: @ossynnamdi |
who did what?@Paulsopulu |
BLIND BY NATURE EPISODE 18 (STORY BY DINDY) please do not share without talking to me personally and asking for permission, thank you for reading this story... Aunty Grace: "[Talks super fast] Hello old man of the century", she said Mr Smart: "[Sniffs] How are you Grace?", he asked. Aunty Grace: "[Talks super fast] I'm fine, where are you?", she asked. Mr Smart: "I am in front of a hospital right now", he said. Aunty Grace: "[Talks super fast] What!, I thought my rage sis was jesting around, I never knew she was life!", she exclaimed. Aunty Grace: "[Talks super fast] What happened?, did your ways befall to the ungrateful nature of life?", she asked. Mr Smart: "[Confused] Actually nature comprehended negative pulse upon my gently soul", he said making Grace believe that he understood what she said. Aunty Grace: "[Talks super fast] That is very rear for your person of love, what did you do to attract such negative pulse of pain?", she asked him. Mr Smart: "[Totally confused] I obviously observed that the.....cur...lin...i...op...we....", he spoke as if the line was breaking. Aunty Grace: "[Talks super fast] I can't hear your words of sense", she said. Mr Smart: "[Smiles within] I think the line is breaking...ma...b...i....shou...ju...ca..yo...la...", he said. Aunty Grace: "[Talks super fast] Shit!, maybe we would talk when you resume home after your negative adventure from the hospital", she said. Mr Smart: "Sure", he said as he quickly ended the call. [WRITER SPEAKS]=> Julian laughed so hard after her dad ended the call, with tears running down her eyes. Julian: "[Laughing hard] you should be given an award for the smartest human existing, like seriously, you're totally the craziest dad ever!", she said. Mr Smart: "[Low eyes] I just have only one thing to tell you; lets go see the Doctor", he said. Julian: "[Laughs hard] you thought you were smarter than me, MR SMART", she said then laughed again. Mr Smart: "Thanks to you, she slammed me with her Unknown out of the universe English", he said. Julian: "But you guys are twins", she said then laughed. Mr Smart: "Julian.... Can we just go see the doctor?", he asked. Julian: "sure old man of the century [laughs]", she said. Mr Smart: "[Low eyes] I ain't gonna help you walk, since you called me 'old man'", he said. Julian: "No need, I ain't so helpless, I brought my guide-stick along", she said. Julian: "[Deeps her right hand into her bag] see... Here is it", she said. Mr Smart: "Oh!, you brought the adjustable one, lucky you", he said. Juliana: "I sure did [Tongue out]", she said as she opened the car's door gently. [WRITER SPEAKS]=> Mr smart came out quicker than Julian, then he locked his car after Julian came (without help from her dad) and they both went inside the hospital to see the doctor. On their way in a lady who was one of the nurses that help them when they first came with Celestin, was walking by. Mr Smart: "Excuse me nurse", he said. Nurse: "[Turns] Oh it's you", she said. Mr Smart: "You know me?", he asked sounding surprised Nurse: "Yes I do, you were the man that Brought a blind man who was seriously wounded", she said. Mr Smart and Julian: "[simultaneously] Blind man?", they both said surprisingly. Nurse: "Yes blind man, don't you know?", she asked. Mr Smart: "No we don't", he said. Nurse: "I guess you wanna see the doctor", she said. Mr Smart: "Yes", he said. Nurse: "Ok then, please come with me, let me take you to the doctor's office", she said. Mr Smart: "Ok", he said as Julian placed her right hand back on his left shoulder for support. [WRITER SPEAKS]=> As they walked slow and steady to the doctor's office, a lady who wore a strange perfume (Julian hasn't smelled it before in her entire life) passed Julian, the perfume smelled like rose mixed with banana. Julian liked the smell she perceived making her nose follow the smell in a space of seven seconds. After the lady passed Julian began to think about the perfume she previously perceived. [JULIAN'S THOUGHT]=> Da*n that perfume really smells awesome, I just wish I had my sight; I would ask the person where he/she got it from, it is so unquestionably awesome. [WRITER SPEAKS]=> while she was busy thinking about the perfume she perceived, they got to the doctor's office. Nurse: "[Stops walking] The doctor is inside", she said. Mr Smart: "Oh thanks alot", he said. [WRITER SPEAKS]=> Mr smart knocked then opened the door, the doctor was seated with his eyes fixed on some report/result. Doctor: "[Surprised] oh it's you sir, please come in", he said. Mr Smart: "Thank you", he said as he and Julian walked in then sat on the chairs which were there. Doctor: "Sir, I didn't tell you something over the phone because i wanted to tell you face to face", he said. Julian: "I hope it ain't something extremely bad?", she asked. Doctor: "No it's not", he said. Mr Smart: "[Sniffs] Thank God", he said. Doctor: "Well sir, He can't remember where he came from, I guess it was the way his head was hit, but no worries he would remember things in due time", he said. Julian: "Thank God it's not that bad", she said. Mr Smart: "Is he blind?", he asked hoping to find out whether what he heard from the nurse was true. Doctor: "Yes, he is blind", he answered. Mr Smart: "Shit!, why didn't you tell me that the accident look away his sight?", he questioned the doctor unhappily while Julian face was written with sadness all over it. Doctor: "[Smiles] No sir, it wasn't the accident that caused it, he was already blind, from the look of his eyes, someone poured him acid which ate up his eyes", said the doctor. Mr Smart: "[Feels sorry] Oh, that's so sad", he said. Julian: "[Sad] Why will someone do such an evil thing?", she asked. Doctor: "Well not everyone you see are actually humans, some are demons from hell", he said. Mr Smart: "Sir why didn't you tell me this from the start?", he asked the doctor. Doctor: "I knew that if I gave you that report from the start you might over react and there would be no way for me to calm you down", he said. Mr Smart: "How did you know?", he asked Doctor: "Sir, I'm a professional doctor, it's never advisable to give your patient all the bad news at once, it might promote some necessary hard feelings which might not be controlled", he said. Julian: "Hmmm, smart doc", she said. Doctor: "[Smiles] Thanks", he said. Doctor: "Sir, who told you that he was blind?", he asked. Mr Smart: "A nurse that brought us here", he said. Doctor: "Please can you describe her/him for me?", he asked. Mr Smart: "Yes sure, she is dark, 5.6 foot tall, has..", he said unable to finish up his describing about the nurse due to the way the doctor reacted.......to be continue. STORY BY DINDY AKA NNAMDI contact me on Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433 Email: ossynnamdi@gmail.com or Email: ossynnamdi@outlook.com Facebook: Ossy andy Nnamdi Skype: 07087750433 or Skype: ossynnamdi@outlook.com Twitter: @nnamdiossy INSTAGRAM: @ossynnamdi |
NAMELESS (EPISODE EIGHT) STORIES DA VIBA Please do not share without taking permission from us, thanks for reading. : : Has already left the world to the after life (baby was dead and gone), there was nothing they could do to save the baby's. Miriam cried her heart out as she screamed in pain and heartbreak (her pain was not only for the baby's death but also for the lost of her husband who just lost almost everything they had). Her husband tried his best to console her but it was a useless idea because the more he begged her the more she cried with more strength. Her husband was also in pain but he refused to show if off in-front of Miriam, he left Miriam crying and went to a corner to cry his eyes out. That night became a paradise of tears and downfall for Miriam and her husband, sleep took a journey while tears and pain with agony took comfort in their hearts. Miriam did vigil with tears as she laid on the bed with the dead body of her baby while her husband was consoling his misfortune with 10 bottles of VODKA. The house left like a graveyard (but the only difference was that they had an ac installed #winx), deep within Miriam's mind she wanted what she saw to be a lie but it couldn't happen because it was real, she stopped crying then said, "Baby wakeup it's me". She was beginning to loose her senses little by little (pain can make you go crazy) "Baby I won't give you your toy", she said shaking the baby's favorite toy (a chew toy) which was kept right above the baby's head (ok now she had totally lost it). Miriam's husband didn't know the event that was going on in his room (well he was doing his own stuff with them bottles of vodkas), he took a bottle and poured it on his head then he said. "da*n the rain his falling and I forgot my umbrella at home, now I'm going to get wet". He was higher than the clouds above, be began to talk to himself (like a madman talking to a poo), "See I warned her but no she didn't listen, now see as my head is wet", He said laughing and crying at the same time (emotional swings are meant to occur when you are drunk). "my goods are now gone (laughs), the good thing is that fishes were amongst the goods I bought, at-least now they can swim and go see their families in the ocean (cries)", he said as his emotions swung from left to right with an unequal state. "Me Godson of all people, my goods", He said throwing a glass cup to the down causing it to break to pieces. He then looked at the broken pieces of the glass cup and said, "oh I am so sorry dear, I hope I didn't hurt you?", he questioned a broken glass cup which was shattered to pieces (highness). That day was a day of madness for both Godson and Miriam (they played the roll of mad people lol), it was a leaving nightmare for both of them but is wasn't the end of their happiness in life, things were about to get better for them but only time could tell......to be continue -Dindy ->Pain also causes madnessThis story is brought to you by Stories Da Viba and was written by; 1). Nonsegzy 2). Evybliss 3). Princeprezide 4). Dindy 5). Blexxybaby 6). Nelly Watch out for episode 9, your comments are needed... Please like our page on facebook "Stories Da Viba". |
THUNDER (PART ONE) JOKE BY DINDY Dindy be like; 1). The thunder wey go fire you, go tie bandanna for head. 2). The thunder wey go fire you, go dey cat walk on-top electric pole. 3). The thunder wey go fire you, go dey cripple 4). The thunder wey go fire you, dey wrap igbo for corner. 5). The thunder wey go fire you, dey moonwalk for your generation. 6). The thunder wey go fire you, dey salute soldier. 7). The thunder wey go fire you, sabi cook igbo. . The thunder wey go fire you, dey thief plantain from native doctor backyard.9). The thunder wey go fire you, go resemble albino. 10). The thunder wey go fire you, dey drive backwards. #DINDY WROTE THIS Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433 Watch out for part 2. |
JOKE PART 20 BY DINDY There is no problem writing a love letter to your girlfriend. : : : : The problem is when her dad gets the letter instead of her and your name and address fully written on it.....lol #DINDY WROTE THIS Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433 Watch out for part 21. |
JOKE PART 19 BY DINDY Girl: Dindy dindy dindy!!!. Dindy: Yes dear. Girl: I just made a new game its call "round up with two words" Dindy: Cool let's play. Girl: Ok, it goes like this; i would ask you a question and you would replied back with only two words that best answers the question, if you get it right you will get a kiss. Dindy: (grin) Awesome, let's play. Girl: I am used in many homes especially in homes of married man. Dindy: A Tv!. Girl: No. Dindy: A broom! Girl: No. Dindy: A remote!. Girl: No, you gat one more chance, you loose it and no kiss for you. Dindy: Shit! Mehn, oh wait I know!. Dindy: Your mum!(smiles). Girl: (angry) you are very stupid it's your mum that used in many homes idiot!....................lol #DINDY WROTE THIS Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433 Watch out for part 20. |
BLIND BY NATURE EPISODE 17 (STORY BY DINDY) please do not share without talking to me personally and asking for permission, thank you for reading this story... : : [WRITER SPEAKS]=> As Julian walked blinded to her room, her dad called her from behind. She turned slowly and faced him with a smile. Mr Smart: "Guess what Julian", he said with a smile. Julian: " You just laid an egg", she said as she smiled back at him. Mr Smart: "Not funny Julian, must you always be playful?", he asked her. Julian: "You started it all dad, remember what you did to me this morning", she said raising an eyebrow. Mr Smart: "I did nothing", he said confidently. Julian: "Dad you placed a bucket right in front of me, and you laughed at me when I fell, you call that nothing?", she asked folding her hands together. Mr Smart: "[Laughs] That was so hilarious, it got six thousand viewers on you-tube", he said. Julian: "What!, dad you uploaded that shit?", she asked looking totally surprised. Mr Smart: "Yes of course I did", he said with an evil smile. Julian: "You are gonna pay for that, [low voice] egg layer", she said. Mr Smart: "I heard that", he said. Julian: "I know, wanted to make sure your ears are working perfectly", she said with a smile. Mr Smart: "Now, let me tell you the good news", he said. Julian: "ok go on", she said. Mr Smart: "[Speaks loud] The guy I knocked down has waken up, the doctor called to inform me about his health status", he said with a grin on his face. Julian: "[Screams] Oh my gosh!, are you serious dad", she said with great joy. Mr Smart: "Wait I think that part I said "the doctor called" was a joke", he said. Julian: "[Sniffs] Dad...., you are getting to old for this you know?", she asked him. Mr Smart: " Julian......, you were asking a stupid question you know?", he asked her. Julian: "Ok fine, I'm sorry, so are we going to see him now?", she asked without knowing that a grin came on her face. Mr Smart: "Hmmm..., fishy, we will go now", he said looking at Julian strangely. Julian: "[Smiles] Cool", she said. Mr Smart: "First you smiled like you've won the universe and then you said cool", he said. Julian: "What are you trying to say dad?", she asked unfolding her hands. Mr Smart: "[Smiles] I am not saying anything, just know I gat my eyes on you Julian", he said. Julian: "Can we go please dad", she said. Mr Smart: "Sure we can", he said. [WRITER SPEAKS]=> Julian was well dressed the way she was (so was her dad), They left immediately Mr smart told Mrs rose (who was busy in the kitchen) about the news. After minutes of driving, they were close to the hospital when Julian remembered something. Julian: "Dad I just remembered something right now", she said. Mr Smart: "Ok, tell me", he said. Julian: "It's about the operation", she said. Mr Smart: "What about it?", he asked with his focus on the road (as he drove). Julian: "I called the doctor this morning", she said. Mr Smart: "[Sniffs] Julian, why do you keep talking so slowly, tell me everything at once", he said as he stepped on the break pedal approaching a traffic light (which had the red light on). Julian: "[Talks super fast] Ok dad, the doctor said that the operation will be in 3 months time and there are new modernized machines which will perfect the operating, he said their is no need for you to fear again, but I told him....", she said but was put to stop by her dad (who felt she was talking too fast). Mr Smart: "Girl you talk too fast, cool down", he said stepping on the accelerating pedal after the traffic light turned green. Julian: "But you were the one who told me to talk fast", she said. Mr Smart: "I know but I didn't say you should talk like Grace", he said focusing his eyes on the road. Julian: "[Laughs] Dad, you always understood how she talks", she said. Mr Smart: "What?!.. Who ever told you that big lie?", he asked. Julian: "[Smiles]But dad you always connect more with her each time you guys talk, not even mum (her sis) understands her", she said. Mr Smart: "I have never for once understood her, I just use the first and last words she says to know what she is talking about, sometimes I just fake smiles unnecessary just to make her end her talk but no she won't instead she continues", he said. Julian: "[Laughs hard] You are so mean dad, you actually made her believe that you can understand her", she said. Mr Smart: "I had no choice, she made me do so", he said with a smile. Mr Smart: "Now back to what you were saying before the spirit of Grace came over you", he said with a smile. Mr Smart: "I now feel calm inside me, since the doctor as assured you that nothing will happen, my worries are over", he said. Julian: "Thanks dad", she said smiling like a kid. Mr Smart: "You are welcome dear",he said. Julian: "Today is such an awesome day, two good news in one day, this calls for a celebration", she said. Mr Smart: "Sure we will but before that, let's visit the man in the hospital first", he said. Julian: "Ok dad", she said. [WRITER SPEAKS]=> Immediately after silence took over, they got to the hospital, as they were about to come down from the car Mr smart's phone rang vibrating heavily. Mr Smart: "[Looks at the caller] Oh shit!", he exclaimed. Julian: "[Confused] What is it dad?", she asked. Mr Smart: "Your aunt is calling", he said. Julian: "[Sniffs] Dad you know I have many aunt both from mum's side and your side", she said. Mr Smart: " It's your Aunty Grace", he said bending his head feeling displeased. Julian: "[Laughs hard] You can never escape your destiny dad", she said. Mr Smart: "I can't pick it", he said. Julian: "[Smiles] You gat no choice dad", she said. Mr Smart: "[Frowns] Yes I do, you talk to her", he said as he moved the phone closer to her. Julian: "No way dad, I don't understand her English you know", she said. Mr Smart: "well you will right now", he said picking the call and putting it on speaker. Aunty Grace: "[Talks super fast] Hello smart", she said. Julian: "[Frowns ] Hello aunt", she said slowly. Aunty Grace: "[Talks super fast] where is that old man?", she asked. Julian: "[smile devilishly] he just came now, dad take your phone it's aunty Grace", she said. Mr Smart: "[Low voice] you will pay for that Julian", he said with a frown. Mr Smart: "hello Grace", he said as he awaits Grace to slam him with her supersonic words........to be continue. STORY BY DINDY AKA NNAMDI contact me on Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433 Email: ossynnamdi@gmail.com or Email: ossynnamdi@outlook.com Facebook: Ossy andy Nnamdi Skype: 07087750433 or Skype: ossynnamdi@outlook.com Twitter: @nnamdiossy INSTAGRAM: @ossynnamdi |
NAMELESS (EPISODE SEVEN) STORIES DA VIBA Please do not share without taking permission from us, thanks for reading. : : <Nonsegzy De Magnificenti> Life is like a mirror,whenever we try riding high come hell, forgetting our bad deeds or not to retrospect,Our past still finds a way to accolade our present.. : : .......YEARS LATER....... "Boy" as he is fondly called by his friends at the charity home had a great picturesque which could pull a wool over someone's eyes (Despite not sitting pretty), he wore resplendent adornment by people. After emerging five years of age, the charity home after sardonic event, relocated to lagos where substantial living professes the quintessence of being Obstinate about their exotic lifestyle. The charity personnel knew that their sudden relegation due to lack of money without no strategy to proffer solution, could lead to a suicidal explosion which kept growing Raucous as time went on. They opted for adoption for the purpose of annulling their current predicament, also sending some of the children that have come of a pragmatic age (which Boy was among) to hawk some goods. The charity personnel outlined to them their Onus as they departed the next day (Boy was prudent), balancing his expenditures, gains, and income satisfactorily reddening the heart of the personnel. Until one day, when something happened. ......DAYS BEFORE...... Miriam has already bottled up the regrets of her bad behaviour, her husband couldn't become oblivious of Miriam's evil demeanor, which became her confidante whenever she encountered some aspersions outside, Their son grew very Wan. Miriam and her husband took [the baby] her to the hospital where she was diagnosed of suffering from pneumonia. Her chances of surviving lies in the hands of the creator because it had slowly affected her heart, Their family doctor stated vehemently to the hearing of the couples who sat transfixed by the revelation. "Doctor, please can anything be done to reverse it?", Godson stammered as he asked. "Am not trying to be pessimistic, but prayers will surely be needed", the doctor re-informed. "Has my Nemesis caught up with me?", Miriam questioned herself in her thoughts. Miriam soliloquised as they drove home meditating over her past deed while her husband did everything possible in pacifying not to be pessimistic, that nothing will happen to their child. The next day, Godson came back looking dejected, Miriam was astounded because she hasn't seen her husband in such emotional state. "What is wrong, honey?", Miriam asked looking worried. "My goods went down the high-sea,", Godson announced sending shock waves across Miriam's body. She wanted to talk (at-least to console her husband) but words were far-fetched. "The worst part of it all, was that i invested all of my income in this importation", He added as miriam shouted in anguish and hot tears left a watermark on her cheeks. After hearing the news at night, her baby started convulsing, vomiting green blood with lots of mucus. Miriam screamed for help but it was too late, the baby has already...........to be continue. This story is brought to you by Stories Da Viba and was written by; 1). Nonsegzy 2). Evybliss 3). Princeprezide 4). Dindy 5). Blexxybaby 6). Nelly Watch out for episode 8, your comments are needed... Please like our page on facebook "Stories Da Viba". |
aprilwise:thanks but Nelly was the writer......i have my own story..."nightmare, rape, blind by nature, angels and so many others........thanks alot once more and thanks to everyone who read this story |
JOKE PART 18 BY DINDY Like seriously you ladies should not wear things that would reveal your behind and front. I was on my own sitting when a lady came from no where and sat right across a chair facing my direction, after 15mins she started checking me out, I noticed it but I was not so interested. As Time went by my eyes looked at her and our eyes met together, I quickly looked away but her eyes were still on me. I finally made up my made to say hi to her, for her not to feel too disappointed. Dindy: Hello beautiful lady. Lady: Yea. Dindy: I was over there and I saw your glorious glowing body. Lady: (Smiles) thanks. Dindy: I hope you don't mind if I say this. Lady: (talks softly) go on. Dindy: Please I am tired of seeing the color of your coloured bra and undies, can you please cover it up!. Lady: (slaps dindy) you are an idiot!!. What did I do wrong?...i was only trying to be polite.....lol. #DINDY WROTE THIS Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433 Watch out for part 19. |
Paulsopulu:hahahahahahaha....i'm crazy! |
NAMELESS (EPISODE SIX) STORIES DA VIBA Please do not share without taking permission from us, thanks for reading. : : : As they searched through the thick bushes, [the baby] was no where to be found. She cried as she pleaded and followed her husband closely praying he'd be found (that was the same place he was picked from when he was just few months). "He is lost, probably to kidnappers or an animal, he is lost", Mr Godson said in grief. Lady Miriam, couldn't contain her wicked act, She was ashamed to stand her husband. She had given in to the suggestion of her old highschool friend and now she's paying the price. This might certainly tear her family apart but she couldn't turn the clock backwards. What had been has been and she could not reverse the clock. She cried, bitterly regretting every act which led to the child's demise. When they returned, their home was as quiet as a grave yard. She laid her child (who had been sleeping in the car) on the bed and felt the pain of her actions the more. Lady Miriam went in search of him every morning, She asked everyone she could find around that village but her efforts were null and void. "I forgive you", her husband finally said after a few days. "We should just pray he's not in the hands of rebels", said her husband. .......BACK IN TIME....... --The first day, they picked him up (fainted) in the bush, he was knocked down by a dog which left some marks on his bum. As he cried, his tiny voice was just as loud as silence, but his tears truly ran flushing his cheeks as if there was an ocean of tears storming in his infant head. They cleaned him up and tried to put him to bed after he was fed with the available not-too-pleasant dinner. They believed he was a star; such a handsome healthy-looking child who was probably around four years of age (Their care and concern was really genuine). [Poor charity personnel] They took care of him as much as they could. The motherless babies home, was now his new home but the comfort and provision was really limited (The care was evenly distributed to lots of children and they all managed to survive). The name of the child still remained anonymous, the charity personnel tried calling him a name but his response wasn't encouraging, his fellow territories started calling him "BOY" which he affirmed through his response. The personnel, swayed by the single act condensed to call him "BOY".....to be continue. This story is brought to you by Stories Da Viba and was written by; 1). Nonsegzy 2). Evybliss 3). Princeprezide 4). Dindy 5). Blexxybaby 6). Nelly Watch out for episode 7, your comments are needed... Please like our page on facebook "Stories Da Viba". |
MY DARK PAST(LAST CHAP.10)=>STORY BY NELLY Please do not share without talking to me or her personally and asking for permission, thank you for reading this story brought to you by Nelly aka Nnenna. : : Things didn't get better for me after that day, although I opened up to Glory; I still wasn't happy finding out what I presently knew about Jacob. My attitude change a little and Glory became happy, Glory made a promise to me that she would never allow her brother to do each thing again as long as she lived. Their (my cousins) time with us was beginning to exhaust out (their holiday was coming to an end), I felt so sad and full of Joy knowing that I was going to miss glory badly and I was going to not see Jacob again (until never I pray). Something happened three days before they left; I was in my room that day with Glory (she never again lets me stay alone after I told her all that happened), we were talking about things that normally happened in our school. When suddenly a knock came at the front door which made us cut off out discussion, I volunteered myself to go check who was at the door (everyone went out except I and glory). As I got closer to the door I heard a voice saying, "[laughs] I got the chance to try it again but someone knocked on the door which made me stop, she looks more attractive naked bro". The voice was that of Jacob, and he was talking about me to his friend over the phone; he told his friend that he would try to get me again before he leaves, he also went as far as telling his friend that he would make sure he has all of me. I felt so embarrassed and shamed of what he said, I was a tool of pleasure for my own cousin, I felt weak and confused, my hands couldn't touch the door because of the way I felt (I felt too weak inside). My feelings and thoughts of what he said all mixed up and turned into anger, I wanted his blood on my hands as I heard his voice speaking badly about me and what he planned to do to me (He made me useless with the words of his mouth) I quickly went to the kitchen to get a knife, when I got there I searched for the biggest one with sharp and pointy edge, as I held the knife in my hand I walked with an incredible rage (which was expressed heavily by my actions and reactions). I got to the front door and could hear him laughing, as I was about to open the door, I remembered Glory and all the good memory we shared together. (I couldn't do it, I just couldn't.) My hard mind to kill became soft and weak, I dropped the knife down and went to my room. When I got there I held all my pains and anger inside not to show it off to Glory. Glory asked me, "who is at the door?". I told her that it was Jacob and I could not open the door for him, she said nothing then went to open the door herself (deep down inside her she understood my reasons), i laid on the bed (after she had left) crying softly. Three days later; they went back to their home leaving me with two separate feelings (sad and over joyed), i was alone at home with no one to talk to, life was not okay for me because each time i sit alone, i end up thinking about the things Jacob did to me and said about me. My school holiday came to an end faster than the speed of light, i was happy because i knew school would give light to my darkness; i was going to talk to my friends again and my mind would be off what had happened. All through out school days, I was myself and back to normal, but not completely normal, my friends do say, "you have really changed (because of the rude way I acted)" When school was over again, I wasn't happy but I just had to put up a fake smile all through out (the day my dad came to pick me). When I got home things were a little bit different (my pains were no more), but everything changed when my dad called I and my little bro Gad. He said, "you guys are going to your cousin's place to spend this holiday". I paused at that moment and became lost, it was as if I was thrown into a jacuzzi of ice solid cold water, my head started going up side down, I almost fainted but I held myself. How was I to face the devil of my life again, how am i suppose to free myself off this chains of pain, how can I escape the beast of my freedom. I couldn't tell my mum or dad, I was too afraid to open up to them, I don't know what to do again, this really hurts but there is nothing I CAN DO..................The End. THIS IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY NNANNA NNENNA A.K.A NOINOI JUST CALL ME NELLY FACEBOOK USERNAME:NELLY NALLY WHATSAPP NO;+22961804913 |
MECHANIC JOKE BY DINDY Please you guys need to stop looking at mechanics as some strangers from another planet and please stop looking at them as if they are madmen. Let me explain the different features between madmen and mechanics Madmen have; 1). Dirty fingers 2). Unkempt hair 3). Smelling cloths 4). Smelling mouth 5). Body odour 6). They also say things normal people don't understand.....etc. Mechanics have; 1). Dirty fingers 2). Unkempt hair 3). Smelling cloths 4). Smelling mouth 5). Body odour 6). They also say things normal people don't understand.....wait!, what am i even saying? they are both the same....please o my people if you see a mechanic run ooo and if you are harbouring one please quickly take him to a mental institution for further treatment.......lol #DINDY WROTE THIS Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433 |
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NAMELESS (EPISODE FIVE) STORIES DA VIBA Please do not share without taking permission from us, thanks for reading. : : : Lady Miriam couldn't bear the pain any more, she had been troubled by her thoughts since she returned home that morning from the clueless mission she embarked on by 4:00am Selfishness is the mother of disgrace'. "Would I ever get over this mess? I think the best description of me is just an ingrate, What would be his reaction when he comes home?" Those and more were thoughts struggling for eruption from her deepest hearts. Her husband had gone on a three-days business trip, that very day was the third day and he surely would be at home before noon, (Mr Godson does not keep late nights except for days he was hooked up by duty on business) It was already 2:00pm and he was still not back home. Staring into the face of her child who laid peaceful on the bed, hot tears of regrets streamed down towards her nose. She couldn't have had a more pretty child even if she borrowed a womb. "i know you are all there is and I pray I can survive any other loss", she uttered sitting up from the side of the bed with mixed feelings. she still wondered what had invaded her mind, her spirit hunted her and as she was about to give in to the next hopeless conclusion, there was a gentle knock at the door. Mr Godson noticed that her countenance was strange and asked, "How has it been with You and the kids?" He trusted she never told lies but he couldn't believe his ears. "You can't tell me you gave in", he fumed in rage. "What a wicked friend you've got! Are you the head of this family or myself? How could you do this injustice to God and mankind? I'm not a part of this wickedness and you must get ready to show me the way right now", he thundered. Godson was flared up as they led the way to where miriam dumped her, Miriam thought about her juvenile thinking characterized by heeding to her friend's advice (Eve who {a married woman} has always been Miriam's childhood friend and honest peer). .....(FLASH BACK)..... "Eve!!, Eve!!", Miriam welcomed her friend after a tight hug. "There is something, i want to tell you", Eve announced after their formal greetings. She went ahead to poison Miriam's heart with the venom of menace asking her who would inherit her husband's wealth if these children were to grow up. They engaged in female talks after which Eve left planting a thorn within the thrones, Miriam felt restless thinking about her friend's insinuation, The more she thought about it the more reasons she gets enchanted by her friend's words. ......(PRESENTLY)...... She felt that compunction of ever dumping the child that brought happiness to her family (How could she be this stupid?listening to her friend). She vowed never to have any intimacy with Eve whom she cursed under her breath. --But can the deed be reversed? Or can this maniacal act be a twist of destiny for the young baby--......... To be continue. ADVICE Friends are like a soul in two different bodies, we should try to choose our friends before they choose us, Choose or be the chosen!! ~Evybliss De Cognoscenti~ "Life is a bubble what fills its spaces are positive and negative advices which either make or maim us!! ¤Nonsegzy De Magnificenti¤ This story is brought to you by Stories Da Viba and was written by; 1). Nonsegzy 2). Evybliss 3). Princeprezide 4). Dindy 5). Blexxybaby 6). Nelly Watch out for episode 6, your comments are needed... Please like our page on facebook "Stories Da Viba". |
MY DARK PAST(CHAP.9)=>STORY BY NELLY Please do not share without talking to me or her personally and asking for permission, thank you for reading this story brought to you by Nelly aka Nnenna. : : I heard as his zip went downward (I knew what was going to happen next), I immediately started crying with pains in my heart knowing that my nightmare was once again real and active. Suddenly a knock came at the front door making Jacob to stop his evil desire (he immediately paused when he heard the knock at the door but he still held up his hand on my mouth). The knock came again making him to run out the bathroom door leaving me there crying (I cried with so much pain and fear, although his hand left my mouth I couldn't shout because I was so afraid), After he ran out I quickly washed off the soap off my body and eyes (still crying) and went to room to cry. When I got to my room Glory was already awake, she saw how red my eyes were (due to the way I cried {which made soap enter my eyes} during the incident) then she asked me what was wrong, I didn't reply her instead I started crying again (i cried more and more until i literally had no tears again in my tear-dam). That day went by with me being in a sad and bad mood, I was lucky to escape Jacob's evil desire that day but I knew in me that he would try again and again until he got what he really wanted from my body (which was not right because it was against my will and he was my cousin). Days passed but I was still leaving in the past occurrence which affected my emotions badly (i never left the bathroom door unlocked each time I go in since after that day), Glory began to notice my mood (which didn't change for days), She tried questioning me but I pushed her questions aside. I was also afraid to open up to her (it didn't seen right telling her about her own brother {who raped me twice and had attempted it just few days ago}, it was not something to say out, she might doubt me). Later that same day I went for a walk with Glory (I was forcefully pulled by her to take a walk, she wanted my sad-bad mood to change), as we walked she started telling me things that would make me laugh but all I did was to give her a fake smile. She got tired of my fake smiles and then she asked angrily, "What dah hell is wrong with yuh?. "Nothing, I'm just not feeling to well", I said. "Stop lying to me", she said. "I'm not Glory", I said. "Remember I'm your sis, please dear tell me what the problem is because I know this is not you", she said holding my hands. Those words which came out her mouth made me all soft and free inside (my mind became free of fear to open up to her, to tell her all that happened and the evil things her brother did to me). My mouth opened with my lower lip shaking (like a fish out of water), she noticed the way I reacted then she said. "Please sis tell me what the problem is", she said as she hugged me. Her hug made me feel relaxed forcing my fears to suppress and my courage to surface, I told her about everything that happened from the day it all started until the present day with tears coming from my eyes. She was shocked and couldn't believe her hears. "I've heard my brother talk about this with his friends but I never knew it was real, I thought it was all a joke", she said as the words that came out her mouth sounded of that of a person in shock. After I heard what she said I was very angry (she also said Jacob and his friends laughed about it), I then knew that I was nothing more than a toy used my Jacob to achieve his evil desire and deep down inside me I felt like killing him that very day. She hugged me once more and said she was sorry for all her brother did to me (I still cried)...........to be continue....last chap.10 coming up soon so watch out. THIS IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY NNANNA NNENNA A.K.A NOINOI JUST CALL ME NELLY FACEBOOK USERNAME:NELLY NALLY WHATSAPP NO;+22961804913 |
JOKE PART 17 BY DINDY In a room with low light and the dvd player playing cool music, making the atmosphere cool and and nice. Girl: (breathing heavily and talking softly) Oh Dindy put it in well. Dindy: (sweating seriously) i never knew it would be like this, just cool down i will try harder. Girl: (talk softly) c'mon dindy move in more more more. Dindy: (sweating more) see you will kill me o, wait let me drink water. Girl: Ah Dindy you can't even do it properly, you are not a man. Dindy: You are mad!, did you pay me to do it? you were even begging me to do it. Girl: Idiot you can't even carry small refrigerator into the room.......lol #DINDY WROTE THIS Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433 Watch out for part 18. |
NAMELESS (EPISODE FOUR) STORIES DA VIBA Please do not share without taking permission from us, thanks for reading. : : : Lady Miriam's joy knew no bounds; the next day as the doctor gave them the result of the test, she couldn't believe that the same doctor who told her that she wouldn't be able to conceive due to her imaginary Uterus displacement can give such news. Her husband Mr Godson felt elated about the news as they cuddled themselves pepped up by their notch. "Madam, I'm actually flabbergasted when i got the test result, having been diagnosed by even me, i guess God walks in mysterious ways and your story would change the spot of all barren women never to lose hope", the female doctor said a bit of an enlighten words. The couples thanked the doctor tremendously which after the doctor exerted them to take the ante-natal serious (stating its louse when one not take a blind bit of notice), they took their leave. Miriam being in foal prided them up (What makes someone think? The love they had for the new baby), they picked up increased as they thought about how their hopefulness drew a blank sheet after they have pulled all the stops but Just few months after they picked up the baby; they are the ones enjoying the beer and skittles of ownership after years of effing and blinding sorrow. Mr Godson made a huge gallop ahead in his business within the months with sorts of slobber and the coming baby, Miriam went for antenatal not doing anything by halves, Knowing its better safe than sorry. Nine months later, Miriam was in labour wailing and groaning as the baby jumped in enthusiasm to see the world. Godson tried to open up his emotions although sick at heart when the doctor told him that his wife would be giving birth under critical operational measures, he girl himself up as he signed the papers which was a "go ahead". He continued pacing along the waiting room full of imaginary bad dreams, the Doctor later came out of the labour room to liven up his mood after eating the hot potatoes. "How did it go?", he asked enthusiastically. "Calm down Mr Odson, your wife miriam just gave birth to a bouncing baby boy", the doctor said smiling faintly at Godson who fussed on a smile back at him. He went into a pregnant pause before a shout escaped his mouth thanking the doctor for his strings. "Can i see them now?", he asked. "yes but be careful with her, she is quite weak for now", said the doctor. Godson felt out of this world as he feasted his eyes on his new blood. Miriam laid weakly smiling at them as she snuffed the abdominal pain she felt. After being Discharged from the hospital, the couples on their element gave people a high old time as they celebrated about the child....to be continue THE STORY HAD JUST BEGAN... What happens next!? find out in the next episode. This story is brought to you by Stories Da Viba and was written by; 1). Nonsegzy 2). Evybliss 3). Princeprezide 4). Dindy 5). Blexxybaby 6). Nelly Watch out for episode 5, your comments are needed... Please like our page on facebook "Stories Da Viba". |
JOKE PART 16 BY DINDY There is no problem masturbating on the bed. : : : The problem is when your mum knocks and you remember that you forgot to lock the door....lol #DINDY WROTE THIS Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433 Watch out for part 17. |
MY DARK PAST(CHAP. =>STORY BY NELLYPlease do not share without talking to me or her personally and asking for permission, thank you for reading this story brought to you by Nelly aka Nnenna. : : School holiday came again after months of waiting patiently (for others not for me, I prefer school to home), that very day was not easy for me (It felt like my life was going to be lost again and the worst part was that there was something and someone awaiting me in the holiday). My dad came that day with Gad (my little bro) to pick me up (my school was a boarding school), I left my friends literally crying that day. As we approached the front gate of my house my dad said something that made me happy and sad at the same time, he said, "Nne your cousins are coming over for holiday". Those words which walked-out his mouth cause an anxiety-combustion to take over me swinging my mood from fine to down-sad-bad. When we got inside the house I went straight to my room with my luggage (my little bro Gad did not assist me to carry my load which was a normal thing for me). When I entered my room I left the old feeling once more (as if I was going to be raped again), I felt clutched in pain, my mind started playing different types of tricks on me causing me to fold; like a squeezed piece of paper. Then suddenly a knock came to my room door causing me to come back to real life, I quickly stood up and went to check who was knocking. It was my senior bro; he smiled when he saw my face so did I when I saw his face, we hugged each other then we spoke for minutes before he left my room and went to his friend's house (he hardly stays at home). Two days later my cousins came for holiday, I wasn't happy because i saw Jacob again (i just hate that guy like seriously). Glory was so happy to see me again after a long period of months, we hugged each other and did our slang-dancing-step with both our hands and legs. Three days into the holiday with my cousins something happened; Glory was sleeping in my room while I went to the bathroom to take my bath, after some minutes (with soup in my eyes and allover my body) I heard the handle turn and the door of the bathroom open, I thought it was Glory so I said, "Glory naughty girl you can't even knock". (between me and Glory we usually enter the bathroom freely once we know it's us.) The person said nothing and I also said nothing, i continued bathing because I thought it was glory (I thought maybe she didn't reply me because she just wakeup from sleep and she still had her sleepy eyes), the next thing I felt was manly hands around my naked body. That was when I knew it was not glory but Jacob, I was about to scream when he held my mouth and push my back against the walls of the bathroom. I was trapped again with no where to go and I couldn't fight back because of the soap I still had in my eyes (he was now more stronger than I). I was surly going to be raped again for the third time and this time I was naked, and he could do whatsoever he wanted to do with my naked body..........to be continue....chap.9 coming up soon so watch out. THIS IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY NNANNA NNENNA A.K.A NOINOI JUST CALL ME NELLY FACEBOOK USERNAME:NELLY NALLY WHATSAPP NO;+22961804913 |
NAMELESS (EPISODE THREE) STORIES DA VIBA Please do not share without taking permission from us, thanks for reading. : : : Lady Miriam wasn't just a woman who never got what she wanted, her un-classable status and personality of glowing elegance made her stand out among her peers. Her husband; though steady at his words (sometimes) took her words firmly. She's always up with the right decision which most times is a mixture of emotions and facts. He loved her for her solid nature and had always let her have her way. 'If this baby would bring happiness and make things fall in place, I'd rather give Miriam the support she needs than to let her shrink in misery', he thought. Mr Godson loved the baby --his oval face reads lovely with a refreshing smile that evokes the thought of a promising future--. He had become an integral part of the family. Every love and care they had in them were showered on the baby with no reservations. He grew stronger as days went by -- enjoying real care and love just like any true mother would wish her son receives--. Days came and went, weeks took the same course, months also passed by and in almost one year; seemly strange things started to happen. Mrs Miriam just wished she would get a life by working out more often to bring a halt to this mess --a new state of uncontrollable dizziness and obesity--. --Had she suddenly become so happy that it reads all over her skin?--. --Could it be her carelessness that led to this sudden change in body mass?-- Her husband had reminded her that her quest for elegance might ruin the joy they shared. He didn't loose his job anyway, but he lost his wife to sickness and her illness made him stay home more often to look after his family of two. After the check-up at the hospital that tuesday morning, Mr Godson drove home gently not spitting out a word. 'We'd get the results tomorrow then you'd receive adequate treatment and maybe by then life would bounce back to normal', he finally whispered with a faint smile on his face. She heard him. Lady Miriam's........to be continue This story is brought to you by Stories Da Viba and was written by; 1). Nonsegzy 2). Evybliss 3). Princeprezide 4). Dindy 5). Blexxybaby 6). Nelly Watch out for episode 4, your comments are needed... Please like our page on facebook "Stories Da Viba". |
NAMELESS (EPISODE TWO) STORIES DA VIBA Please do not share without taking permission from us, thanks for reading. : : : She plodded back the same track, crying heart-felt emotional tears which his strong-set couldn't hold at a spot, reaching a VEE-JUNCTION, few kilometers from the spot she dropped her baby, she heard incoming voices coming her direction, she quickly tucked herself around a tree used for beautification in-front of the opposite house. The two couples walked engrossed with their discussion which sounded like an argument, after they passed, she lurked out of her hiding place running as her legs could carry her. Approaching Oye market square, she halted like someone possessed by an unknown force, she thought about the innocent child who she abandoned to the beast of wickedness, she cleaned up the last drop of tears and turned back to where she came from, running very rapidly also praying for her boy's safety, She halted at the spot to her amazement she saw no child talk-less of a shadow. "How could that be possible!", her instincts surfaced. She searched the whole place thoroughly but nothing popped up causing fresh hot tears to flow again from the seas of buds, she quickly starting running back towards her house. "How can i make my parents and relations know that i wanted to dump my child but had a double mind and on going back i saw no baby?". The more she thought about it, the more her cry and speed increased, she reached their gate, darkness has already started getting subdued by light, she slinked through the gate making sure it made no slight sound, she got to their door and placed her ears to the door plate. "thank God!!," she muttered although it was quite (which was very unusual for her parents not to wake up by this time). She walked into the house straight to her room, she picks up a big cloak which contained her cloths and absconded. (BACK IN TIME; BEFORE THE GIRL WENT BACK TO WHERE SHE LEFT HER BABY....) A husband and wife coming back from church were discussing about their childlessness after seven years. "God will answer our prayers soon!?," The man assured. "But when?", the woman asked morally-retarded by his pre-condition. "God's time is the best!!.", the husband assumed the second time. They heard footsteps approaching but didn't get detached from their discussion thinking it might be one of those nocturnal animals, very close to their house, they heard the cry of a baby, the woman traced it despite warnings from the husband that it might be a baby-bush trying to draw its preys, they traced the cry and saw a baby wrapped in a cloth crying. "Who could have done this wicked act by leaving his child here when they are other seriously looking for the fruit of the womb" The woman said. "what are you trying to do?", asked her husband. "I want to carry the baby, do you expect me to leave this child here, who even knows, maybe God has sent the child here knowing our problem" the woman asserted already carrying the baby. "Don't say i didn't warn you!!", her husband forewarned. "Trust me on this one" She said already cuddling the baby who surprisingly stopped crying.....to be continue. #Staffofodin This story is brought to you by Stories Da Viba and was written by; 1). Nonsegzy 2). Evybliss 3). Princeprezide 4). Dindy 5). Blexxybaby 6). Nelly Watch out for episode 3, your comments are needed... Please like our page on facebook "Stories Da Viba". |
NAMELESS (EPISODE ONE) STORIES DA VIBA Please do not share without taking permission from us, thanks for reading. : : : Rain showers poured out from the holes of axles, the cloud has already given out its dark vomits in coalesce with mother nature. The whole earth looked juiced from the earth condiment scarifying the dryness. Chirps and drizzles from the night brittle bed of birds and the scorching water-ray dominated the whole city, the busy streets has became waned and downy by silence. The trees and crops danced to the rhythm of the breezy wind which manipulated it to set forth its greenish brown leaves, The lane that leads to Akabor which gave birth to Ndiabor, Isiabor, Ime Abor, and Ugwuabor has surprisingly gone away as thunderstorms, lightening and sky scintillations gave out their offspring of banger and flashes which must have shaken the pillars of the Earth ascertained by its high tenacity, calmness came out once in a while followed by the normalise of condensation. A signpost situated at a Tee junction attached to welcome people to the great city of Ojoto broke it stances as it dangles to the ground, one of the four rods reads to tenth mile while the other raids the other communities. A tree stood beside the signpost leading to a black gigantic gate that inhabit a small bungalow painted brick colour, the whole compound laid vandalised by an Unbecoming becoming traced with tress of different phyla, another thunderstorm landed in front of the Varnished wooden door as it blasts open revealing good handful of vivacious living. It traced down to a corridor which cased two doors facing each other, two snores of compunction dominated the room at a Vertical View. In the other a snore and a small cry that can be matched to that of a banshee radiated, its door gave out a creaking sun, slightly open revealing the portrait of a teen girl whose eyes were polished red which disclosed how much she must have wept. After roaming her eyes around the corridor, he opened the door carrying a baby of about a year and 6 months wrapped in a bunny clothing who snored peacefully not knowing the happenings. She tiptoed out of the house, as the tears still flowed freely out of its place. She slinked out of the gate trying to make no noise to avoid knowledgeable compromises, she lurked pass the Iroko tree and the dilapidated signpost looking evasively around the whole spot, making sure no one was coming, he ran past their friendly towns before diverting to a ghostly road, the immense sound of all the natural creatures help in advocating the Ghostly. She came to a halt at somewhere having reached where there is no prediction of recognising the mother, she dropped the baby downtrodden by the unforgiveable act, she is about to put herself into but she had to, her parents and friends has boldly strangled her with words that ate deep into her might and the adam who impregnated her and denied not seeing her womanliness. She covered the baby with the bum so as not to catch cold, the rain has finished its condensation reaction, she stood up cleaning up her motherly tears of regrets, few meters away from the baby, she stopped looking at the her handsome baby boy who has surprisingly started crying like he knew the bond is breeched. The baby's voice escalating to maxim predicting the outcome of the baby's crying, She ran without looking back as she cleans up the the tears of mediocre....to be continue. This story is brought to you by Stories Da Viba and was written by; 1). Nonsegzy 2). Princeprezide 3). Dindy 4). Blexxybaby 5). Nelly Watch out for episode 2, your comments are needed... Please like our page on facebook "Stories Da Viba".
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JOKE (PEOPLE VS DINDY) BY DINDY (part two)
Why people watch Ghana movies
1). Actions
2). Reactions
3). S*x scene!
Why Dindy watch Ghana movies
1) To
Know
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Bleached................lol
DINDY WROTE THIS
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JOKE PART 15 BY DINDY Girl: Dindy what are you doing now. Dindy: Running for my life. Girl: What!?. Girl: (scared)What is going on dear who is after you?. Dindy: Oh shit!, i was almost caught. Girl: (tears) oh my Gosh!. Dindy: Da*n I have been caught. Girl: (crying) Dindy: Why did this happen to me. Girl: Wait a sec, how come you are still texting me if you were caught by whatsoever was chasing you?. Dindy: Oh i was playing temple run. Dindy: So you thought someone was really chasing me? (laughs). Girl: You are such a big fool!!....lol. #DINDY WROTE THIS Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433 Watch out for part 16. |
JOKE PART 14 BY DINDY Dindy: Baby. Girl: Yes dear. Dindy: I know one day you will leave lagos. Girl: Yes. Dindy: When you leave will you remember me?. Dindy: please dear be honest with me, you know I love you so much. Girl: Dear I can never ever forget you, I love you so much more than anything. Dindy: (smiles) thanks dear. Dindy: But baby what will you remember me as?. Girl: one of my ATM machines…….lol. DINDY WROTE THIS Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433 Watch out for part 15. |
JOKE PART 13 BY DINDY Dindy vs lawmaker Lawmaker: Dindy laws are not meant to be broken. Dindy: Yes they are!. Lawmaker: Ok maybe some are meant to be broken. Dindy: See..... Lawmaker: But Dindy respect yourself and don't break any rules here. Dindy: My toilet respected itself now its condition is beyond repair.........lol# crazy dude #DINDY WROTE THIS Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433 Watch out for part 14 |
->Pain also causes madness
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