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Jokes EtcRe: Jokes By Dindy by Dindy(op): 9:56pm On Dec 06, 2016
JOKE PART 61 BY DINDY
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Some girls are so funny....a girl chatted me up like
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Girl: Hello human
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And I will replied
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Dindy: Hy plant
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Then she ended up insulting and blocking me.
like seriously, I thought we were studying biology...... cheesy cheesy
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DINDY WROTE THIS
Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi
Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433
Watch out for part 62.

Jokes EtcRe: Jokes By Dindy by Dindy(op): 9:32pm On Dec 05, 2016
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Jokes EtcRe: Jokes By Dindy by Dindy(op): 9:31pm On Dec 05, 2016
JOKE PART 60 BY DINDY

That moment when you and your wife fights seriously, then she trys to annoy you, but she ends up getting annoyed.

Wife: [Pointing at Dindy] I will deal with you.

Dindy: Please shut up your dirty mouth.

Wife: [Looking at Dindy] See this useless man.

Dindy: [Looks at his wife] I'm looking at him.

Wife: You're a son of a b*tch.......... cheesy cheesy.

DINDY WROTE THIS
Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi
Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433
Watch out for part 61.
Jokes EtcRe: Awkward Moment Joke By Dindy (part 7) by Dindy(op): 8:18pm On Dec 05, 2016
marshalcarter:
oh god
what?? cheesy
Jokes EtcAwkward Moment Joke By Dindy (part 7) by Dindy(op): 9:49pm On Dec 04, 2016
AWKWARD MOMENT JOKE BY DINDY (PART 7)

That awkward moment when you and your wife fight over something then she tells you to return the money you borrowed from her.
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Wife: Dindy you haven't given me the money you borrowed from me!.

Dindy: [thinking in his mind] Jesus this woman na witch o.

Wife: Dindy talk to me, I need the money now.

Dindy: Mmmm well I've paid you a long time ago.

Wife: When?.

Dindy: When I paid your bride price...... cheesy cheesy

DINDY WROTE THIS
Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi
Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433
Watch out for part 8.
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes By Dindy by Dindy(op): 8:25pm On Dec 04, 2016
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Jokes EtcThunder (last Part Two) Joke By Dindy by Dindy(op): 4:08pm On Dec 04, 2016
THUNDER (LAST PART TWO) JOKE BY DINDY


DINDY BE LIKE;

1). The thunder wey go fire you dey pack dustbin for alausa.

2). The thunder wey go fire you dey fast and pray for river niger for you.

3). The thunder wey go fire you dey remove one of im kidney for Malaysia.

4). The thunder wey go fire you go come like doctor 9021 show.....at night only.

5). The thunder wey go fire you go come like network failure..... Signal failure.

6). The thunder wey go fire you never dis-vi*gin Mary before.

7). The thunder wey go fire you go be like failed breaks...... Unstoppable.

cool. The thunder wey go fire you go be like followers on instagram and twitter........ Oshodi thunder just started following, mushi thunder is following you.

9). The thunder wey go fire you go be like Spectranet...... Smart speed, home and office.

10). The thunder wey go fire you go be like 2go star..... Novice, master, ultimate, black diamond, phantom.

DINDY WROTE THIS
Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi
Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433
Watch out for part 3.
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes By Dindy by Dindy(op): 4:10am On Dec 04, 2016
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Jokes EtcRe: Jokes By Dindy by Dindy(op): 8:21pm On Dec 03, 2016
JOKE PART 59 BY DINDY

With the way things are moving ehn, witches would be picking initiation food like life is hard.

Oga of witches: What should we use to initiate this Dindy of a boy?.

Witch 1: Let's use one small crayfish.

Witch 2: No, let's use one toothpick.

Witch 3: No, let's use ground nut.

Witch 4: No, let's use one plate of party rice.

Oga of witches: [Looking at witch 4] Are you mad?.

Oga of witches: In this Buhari reign? do you want him to think we give free rice? o_o ......... cheesy cheesy

DINDY WROTE THIS
Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi
Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433
Watch out for part 60.
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes By Dindy by Dindy(op): 8:48am On Dec 03, 2016
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Jokes EtcJoke (other People Vs Dindy) By Dindy (part Seven). by Dindy(op): 9:36pm On Nov 29, 2016
JOKE (OTHER PEOPLE VS DINDY) BY DINDY (part seven).

WHAT OTHER PEOPLE SAY;
Me and you is friend.
You cry, I cry.
You sad, I'm sad.
You hurt, I'm hurt.
You down, I'm down.
But if you jump off a bridge I'm gonna miss you.

WHAT DINDY SAYS;
Me and you is friend.
You cry, I cry.
You hate, I'm hate.
You hurt, I'm hurt.
You down, I'm down.
You jump off a bridge, I will jump with you.
But if you ever slap a solider man, I'm sorry mehn because I'm da*n gonna miss you..RIP FRIEND...... cheesy cheesy.

DINDY WROTE THIS
Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi
Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433
Watch out for part 8.
LiteratureRe: The White Stallion Story By Dindy by Dindy(op): 8:42pm On Nov 29, 2016
MhizSuccess:
A nyc piece u got here
Thanks alot cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes By Dindy by Dindy(op): 8:41pm On Nov 29, 2016
JOKE PART 58 BY DINDY

Girl: Dindy your jokes are so d*mn stupid and boring.
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Dindy bends his head down and shakes it.
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Girl: Are you hurt?.
Dindy: No
Girl: So why are you shaking your head?.
Dindy: Because I pity the kind of joke I will make out of the express road marks on your face.......... cheesy cheesy

DINDY WROTE THIS
Facebook username: Ossy Andy Nnamdi
Whatsapp/Viber: 07087750433
Watch out for part 59.
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes By Dindy by Dindy(op): 8:32pm On Nov 28, 2016
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LiteratureRe: The Sorry Letter Story By Dindy by Dindy(op): 8:35pm On Nov 27, 2016
THE SORRY LETTER (EPISODE 5) STORY BY DINDY

Please do not share without talking to me personally and asking for permission, thank you for reading this story...

Me: "[Smiles] That's cool very cool", I said smiling.
Me: "I need you to help me pick one, with a very strong, but gentle and sweet smell", I said looking at the perfumes.
Gift: "Ok uncle", she said has she stretched her right hand to pick one.
Gift: "Uncle Victor, smell this one", she said as she gave it to me.
Me: "Are you sure this one is very good?", I asked with a look of disbelieve.
Gift: "Yes uncle I'm very sure", she said with a Look of boldness.
Me: "Ok, how much is it?", I asked.
Gift: "Uncle it's just 500 naira", She said smiling.
Me: "Ok, take back my balance of 500 naira you gave me", I said.
Me: "Wow it smells exactly how I imagined it would smell", I said with a wow look written all over my face.
Gift: "I told you that I knew all this perfumes very well", she said in a boasting tone.
Me: "For your mind now, but how come you know the smell of all the perfumes in the shop?, I asked putting a smile on my face.
Gift: "[Smiles] Well uncle, I sometimes use them before I goto school", she said.
Me: "No wonder this one is not full", I said holding the little bottle of perfume upside down.
Gift: "Hahahahahaha", she laughed.
Me: "Gift, I need your help for something", I said.
Gift: "What is it uncle?", she asked.
Me: "Can you help me give this letter to Faith?", I asked.
Gift: "Ah uncle Victor, so it is because of aunty Faith, that is why you bought this perfume and envelop", She said in a teasing way.
Me: "Oh this girl, so you've grown wings to tease me abi, no worry I will tell your mum", I said jokingly.
Gift: "[Laughs] No oo uncle Victor, it's not like that", She said trying to defend herself.
Me: "I see, but if you don't want me to report you to your mum, you will help me give this letter to Faith", I said.
Me: "If you refuse, i will tell your mum that you have being using her perfume and the one I just bought is half, and you collected 500 naira from my hand", I said forming a fake angry face.
Gift: "Ah uncle Victor, no problem I will do it as long as you don't report me", She said.
Me: "So it's a deal right?", I asked lifting my eyebrows up high.
Gift: "Oh yea uncle, it's a deal", she replied.
We then shook hands, to seal the deal (crazy right?).
After we shook hands, i sprayed the perfume all around and inside the beautiful envelop-card.
Gift: "Ah uncle it's okay na or will aunty Faith wear the envelop as cloth? (Funny girl)", She asked jokingly.
Me: "You won't understand Gift", I replied.
When I was done, I gave the envelop-card to her. I then gave her 200 naira, for her to buy something for herself.
Me: "I pray that you should be sending envelop to aunty Faith everyday, in JESUS name AMEN", She said with her knees on the floor (This girl is such a comedian).
I laughed and shook my head, as I walked out of the shop with the remaining perfume in my hand.
I got home hoping to hear from Faith soon, but every single hour that passed left a plane crash in my soul. Every minute was an earthquake, to my mind and every seconds was like 24hours traffic, to my life.
I waited until the next day, with my hopes up high. my hopes never died because i kept on fighting for the sunray of belief.
That day passed and nothing happened, so did the next and the next and the next and the next. all those days that passed gave me more hopes and my belief grew stronger and stronger.
My belief of Faith answering me, was never brought to a lower esteem.
I never gave it a thought, that the letter was not delivered to Faith because of some reasons or the other. I really trusted Gift very much in passing the letter to Faith.
Two weeks later on a thursday, i was minding my own business, watching "WWE" wresting in my parlour, when my phone rang.
Phone: "[Ringing] Caller Faith".
When I saw it, I became hyped up. i could swear that my heart was dancing --At last my hopes and beliefs paid off--. I quickly picked up the phone.
Me: "Hello Faith", I said smiling.
Faith: "Come to my house by 6pm today, so that we could end all this once and for all. If you come a second late, you won't see me there again forever", she said.
Me: "O God!, what is Faith up to? I hope what she is about to do won't cause me more pain", I said in my mind.
Me: "Fai____", I was about saying something to her, but couldn't because she ended the call which got me scared.
I was also scared because she said "So that we could end all this once and for all", it scared me alot.
I looked at the time and it was 2:36pm, I had enough time to dress up and compose myself very well. As time passed by, my mind kept banging on the fact that i might end up regretting ever being alive.
As time came down to 6pm, so did my heartbeat rate increased with absolute speed and propensity.
The time was now 5:45pm and I knew it was time for me to start moving to Faith's house. I got dress up and headed to my front gate leaving my boldness behind me.
As I walked pass my area, I saw my senior bro coming back from work.
Me: "Bro, good evening", I said as i walked pass me.
Big bro: "Hwfa, where're you heading to?", he asked pulling me back with his words.
Me: "I am going to Faith's house", I said making little footsteps forward.
Big bro: "Are you guys back together?", he asked.
Me: "No, but I want to clear out everything, that's why I am going to her house right now", I said still making little footsteps forward.
Big bro: "Ok good luck with that", he said.
Me: "Ok thanks, i will gist you how it went", I said making bigger footsteps forward.
I looked at my wristwatch and the time was 5:50pm.
Me: "Oh sh*t", I said as i prepared to run off.
Immediately I looked forward, my legs changed its acceleration to higher speed of movement. As i approached Faith's house, I stopped to catch my breath.
I looked at my wristwatch again and now it was 5:55pm. I still had little time to catch my breath fully.
When I got to her front gate, i breathed out calmly letting go of the fear and the heaviness, I felt inside (like really, I didn't know why I had those feelings).
5mins later, the gate opened and it was the love of my world, that came out (Faith).
When I saw her, my heart starting skipping, so i had to take control of myself before I loose my cool.
I then fell to my knees, with my hands clapped together.
Me: "Please Faith, I am very sorry for all the pains I caused you, all the things I did that were totally wrong please forgive me", I said pleading.
Me: "Faith please, just find it in your heart to forgive me", I said rubbing my hands at the same time.
Faith: "Victor, you betrayed me, you of all people. You were the only guy, I have ever truly loved, with all my heart", she said sadly.
Faith: "I believed in you, I believed in your trust and love", she said with tears almost falling down her eyes.
When I saw tears in her eyes, the guilt I felt doubled by sixteen. I felt like a useless human being.
Me: "Faith, I know I betrayed you, but if you don't forgive me, I will die with the guilt in feel", I said sadly.
Me: "Faith please forgive me, I haven't gotten myself back, since you left me", I said to her.
Me: "Faith give me one more chance, please forgive me faith, I lov___", She didn't give me the opportunity to finish up my statement before she blocked me.
Faith: "Don't you even try to mention love to me", she said angrily.
Faith: "If you do love me, why did you cheat on me? if you do love me, why did you break my trust?", she asked me sorrowfully.
Faith: "Why did you betray me Victor?why did you break my hea___", She said, but wasn't able to complete her statement because of the unexpected tears, that came from her deepest emotions to her eyes.
Me: "Faith I was a fool, I was an idiot, I was a bastard, Faith I was a dog", I cursed myself right in front of her.
Me: "Faith please please Faith, forgive me", i pleaded, as my hands reached for hers.
Faith: "No victor!!, I can't forgive you for what you did", she said angrily.
Faith: "I just can't, goodbye Victor forever", she said as she knocked, my hands off hers and then went inside her house, with an angry face and tears in her eyes.
I was totally shocked and couldn't believe what I just heard. I felt like a ghost, as tears came down my eyes.
I couldn't believe what just happened to me, all my hopes and beliefs I had became a heartbreak to me. I was in total pain because my fears actually came to existence.
I was totally lost in my mind and there was no great disparity between how I felt and death. I started crying out of pain.
I sat on the floor, with my butt on the ground and my legs bent in a triangular form, with my hands on my knee and head.
Tears come down my eyes in slow motion.
The gate suddenly opened, I looked up to see who the person was and to my greatest surprise, it was FAITH!.
She came out and sat beside me, then she placed her head beside mine.
Me: "[Crying] Faith I am really sorry, please forgive me please", I said as tears drop down my eyes.
Faith: "I know you are sorry for what you did Victor, I have forgiven you already, but promise me you won't hurt me again or cheat on me", she said with a smile on her face and tears in her eyes.
Me: "I promise faith, I will never hurt or cheat on you again", I said with a smile.
She smiled back at me, then she hugged me.
Immediately she hugged me, my heart came to rest. After we hugged we helped ourselves up and looked into each other's eyes.
Me: "I LOVE YOU FAITH", I said looking into her lovely eyes, as little tear-drop came down my eyes.
Faith: "I LOVE YOU MORE VICTOR", she said as her face came closer to mine.
My face moved closer too hers, then we____________.
--C'mon you don't expect me to say that part, or do you? no I can't because a kid might read it and want to do it--
She wiped the tears off my face with her hands and I did the same to her. We both held our hands and walked down to a garden, which was around the corner, where we could stay together alone.
That was how my happy ever after life began, with "FAITH" THE TRUE LOVE OF MY LIFE.
THE END

Learn from what you read, don't let what you read rule you.
THIS STORY WAS NOT COPIED. IT WAS WRITTEN BY NNAMDI AKA DINDY....
STORY BY DINDY AKA NNAMDI
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LiteratureThe White Stallion Story By Dindy by Dindy(op): 4:31pm On Nov 27, 2016
THE WHITE STALLION
THE HORSE
STORY BY DINDY
Please do not share without talking to me personally and asking for permission, thank you for reading this story.
THIS STORY IS A ONE EPISODE STORY.
IT WILL INSPIRE YOU.
Thanks for reading
....STORY BEGINS....
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A long long long time ago, in a land where grasses were extremely green and the trees fully blessed with unlimited nutrient. The land was full of life and beauty, streams flowed continuously without no drought.
The land was called "OGLOW" and was so blessed that at night angels came down from the high, to walk on it. Everything in the land of Oglow was at its stable state.
The land was home to various kind of animals and plants, animals of different sharps and sizes, plants both unknown and know.
The land wasn't like other lands with dangerous predictors, it was a land of peace and pure good. The land was owned by horses and some other little animals.
The horses raced and played, up and down the land, loving every single moment of the beautiful land.
They had no king that ruled them, but deep down inside, some of the older horses knew that some day they will have to pick a king to guide them to another place.
A day came when everything changed, a deadly beast came from an unknown place, to rule the land of Oglow and caused death and pains to the animals inhabited in the beautiful land of Oglow.
The beast was fear by every animal in the land because of its dangerous looking appearance.
The beast was called Tiger and it's hunger was only for the horses.
It killed the horses in numbers, reducing them not only in numbers, but in courage and strength to face it.
The land of Oglow turned into a place of fear for every single animal, most especially the horses who were the main target of the tiger.
The once faithful land of Oglow became a land of fear and torment. The land became a cursed land and peace was at its grave.
The tiger became the king of Oglow land, controlling everything in the land. It had its own domain where no animal could come close to.
......THREE YEARS LATER......
It had been three years since the tiger came and established its rain, and ruled over the animals of Oglow land. Things were becoming worst for the animals, most especially the horses.
Trees, grasses, flowers and streams began to reduce in both number and nutrient. The land was slowly dying away because of the tiger and the things it did (killing).
The horses couldn't fight back because they were frightened by the tiger and were too weak at heart to fight.
There came a day, a pregnant female horse gave birth to a beautiful pure white horse.
The white horse was so beautiful and so pure, that animals, trees, flowers, and streams danced to the existence of it.
The horses were all happy seeing for the first time in their lives, a pure white creature like them. The presence of the white horse lifted up the spirit of Oglow land and it also attracted the tiger.
The presence of the white horse was so powerful, that it brought up a smile in the clouds and soils.
Days later after the birth of the white horse, the tiger began to trace it, to find it and eat of its fresh meat.
In no time, the tiger spotted the white horse moving along with the herd of horses, they stopped then began to eat of grasses. The tiger slowly crawled through the tall bushes making sure it didn't make a single sound.
Bit by bit, it got closer to the white horse where it stood with its mum, who was busy taking a bite off a grass.
Immediately the tiger was close enough, it jumped high into the air to pounce on the little white horse, but its mum saw the tiger on time, then blocked it and became the victim.
On seeing the event, other horses ran including the little white horse in fear.
The tiger's bite was heavy and hard on the horse's neck making tears run down her eyes in pain. She couldn't scream nor make even the smallest snort sound.
She had given up herself, for her son to survive (LOVE OF A MOTHER). A smile came on her face as she saw her son running far away --The JOY OF A MOTHER IS TO SEE HER KIDS MOVE FORWARD IN LIFE--.
The tiger closed its teeth more, causing serious damage to her and stopping blood flow to her brain, killing her instantly.
When the tiger saw she was dead, he opened up its mouth leaving her neck. The tiger then looked around, looking for the little white horse, but could find it no where.
The tiger dragged her dead body to a corner and eat her, refilling its stomach but not its heart which was still hungry for the white horse.
.......MEAN WHILE.......
The little white horse ran in confusing, loosing track of where it was running to, it ran far away from its herd not fully know. It ran much in fear and confusion than in track navigation.
It got to a point when the little white horse ran to a dead end without knowing, it ran and fell from the edge of the road.
It fell from the high edge and landed into a flowing river which had sharp stones in it. The river carried the little white horse hitting it again stones.
The river carried the little white horse far away from the land of Oglow, until they got to another dead end (water fall). The little white horse tried fighting, but it was no use because the current of the river was heavy and more powerful than it.
The little white horse fell from the top of the water fall and landed at the bottom of it (water fall), almost drowning.
The little white horse rose after it had fell and was floating on the surface of the river. The river gently carried the little white horse and left it at the edge of the river shore.
...........A DAYS LATER............
The little white horse laid hopeless in pain and hunger, it hadn't tasted of milk which was its only meal as an infant.
A young boy who was passing by, noticed a figure that looked like a horse. At first he was afraid because he had never seen such a white beautiful horse in his young life.
He gathered up courage and went to see the creature that took a horse figure. As he got closer and closer to it, his heart raced not for fear, but for the beauty he was beholding little by little.
When he got close enough, his heart became overwhelmed by what his eyes saw, he immediately fell in love with the white horse.
The little white horse noticed the presence of a living creature, so it slowly opened up its eyes, out of curiosity to know what creature it was.
Immediately, both their eyes met each other and a bond was created from soul to soul. It was a bond that could not be explained by anyone or anything, it was the strongest bond of life.
.........2 YEARS LATER.......
Oglow land was now a land of death and pain, blood of animals stained the land destroying the beauty of the land more and more.
The tiger was now more wicked than ever, killing everything that stood in its path.
Animals could no more walk freely on the land of Oglow because of the fear they had in them. The fishes in the streams were also fear of the tiger.
The numbers of the animals kept on reducing in size, the birds flu away from the land because of fear of being killed by the tiger.
The land of Oglow which was once full of happy sounds, was now a land with the silence of a grave yield.
......MEAN WHILE......
The once little white horse had grown into a beautiful young male horse and was loved by every single living person in the village. The boy also had grown into a teenager.
His name was kenthen and he was the only son of his parents, his dad was the king to the village and mum was the queen.
Kenthen named the young white male horse after him, he named the white horse "KEN".
Time after time kenthen and Ken (the white horse) would go on adventures, looking and searching for new things to find, until one day they ended up taking a path that led to the stream where Kenthen found Ken (the white horse).
At first when they got there, Ken (the white horse) couldn't remember ever being there, until kenthen told him about how he found him.
After Ken (the white horse) heard what kenthen said, his memory flashed back to his past, and he remembered every single little thing that happened to him. His heart quaked in pain and despair, killing every happy feeling in him.
They immediately left there when kenthen noticed the attitude of Ken (the white horse). Ken (the white horse) left that place not being the same anymore, his heart seek for revenge for the death of his mum.
........4 YEARS LATER.......
Ken (the white horse) had grown more stronger than ever and beauty was of that of the sky and galaxy above, his speed was out standing and endurance beyond the comprehension of human belief.
Kenthen too had grown into a young handsome prince with lovely eyes. Kenthen and Ken bond grew stronger than ever, they were like two brothers from the same womb of life (Nature).
Kenthen did training with Ken (the white horse) on how to fight, making both of them become the best at it.
Things were going cool and good until one night, when Ken (the white horse) was no more able to endure the anger and pain he felt inside.
Ken (the white horse) couldn't stay any longer because deep down he knew that the only person that could bring peace back to the land of Oglow was him and no other.
Ken (the white horse) got up from where he sat and went to meet Kenthen in his room. When he got there Kenthen was sleeping so he licked the face of Kenthen, waking him up.
Kenthen wake up with a dizzy eyes and to his surprise, his eyes beheld Ken (the white horse).
Kenthen got confused, but then Ken (the white horse) tried explaining to Kenthen with his movement that he wanted to go. Kenthen who understood what Ken (the white horse) told him, quickly fell into deep tears as he hug him with a heavy heart.
Kenthen told Ken (the white horse) good bye, so did Ken (the white horse) in his own way. Ken (the white horse) then left for the journey back to the land of Oglow.
Ken (the white horse) ran back to the stream where Kenthen took him to years ago, he knew within himself that the only way for him to find his way back to his land, was to follow the stream backwards from where it came from.
Ken (the white horse) then crossed the river to the other side, so that he could climb up the hill.
After he climbed up the hill, he looked around breathing in enough air to propel him for his long journey back to the land of Oglow.
.......8 HOURS LATER.......
After running through sand, water and dust, he got to the land of Oglow. When he got there, he went to the place where his mum was killed.
He looked around but couldn't find her body nor bones, so he walked a little bite further and found her bones half way buried into the ground.
He looked at her and tears came down his eyes, in pain he whinnied loudly attracting every single animal in the land of oglow, including the deadly tiger who was now bigger.
The tiger came out its den and roared too, making every animal that came out, run back inside their houses in fear.
Ken (the white horse) knowing that it was the tiger ran towards the place the roar came from.
The tiger too also knowing that it was the white horse that escaped its pleasure years ago ran proudly towards the side he heard the whinny.
They both met at the central of Oglow land, where little sunlight reflected.
They started looking at themselves, intimidating one another, then the fight started.
The tiger jumped up to pounce on the white horse (Ken).
The white horse (Ken) on seeing what the tiger did, quickly turned its back and then used its hooves to hit the tiger's mouth, causing the tiger to fall backwards with a broken tooth.
The tiger looked on the ground and saw its sharp tooth on the ground. It got angered and ran straight for a direct attack to the white horse (Ken).
The white horse (Ken) on seeing what the tiger was about to do again, tried to dodge the tiger, but the tiger moved earlier than the white horse (Ken) moved, making the tiger able to injure the white horse (Ken) with its left claws.
The scratch caused by the tiger on the white horse (Ken) was deep, which made blood come out Ken's (the white horse) right side.
Ken knew he had to defeat the tiger, but not in that way, so he began to run making the tiger think he was afraid. The tiger ran behind him, but couldn't catch him.
Ken ran until he got to the edge of the same road he fell from when he was small. He stopped then turned to the tiger who was already standing behind him waiting to pounce on him.
The tiger looked at Ken knowing that he had no where to ran to, then ran towards Ken, with its jaw wide open.
Ken on seeing the tiger coming, quickly jumped high up over the tiger, making the tiger slide off the edge of the road.
The tiger didn't fall completely, its right claw hanged onto the edge of the road. Ken turned and walked up to see the tiger's face.
The tiger was struggling with its last strength not to fall. Ken looked at the tiger, then raised his left leg to step on the tiger's right claw so that it would fall from the edge.
As Ken raised his left leg, the tiger quickly used its last strength to pull itself upwards, then used its left claw to pull Ken on his right leg.
They both fell down into the river that Ken fell into, when he was little.
The tiger wasn't such a good swimmer, but Ken was and was able to fight the strong current that pulled them to the edge of the river.
The tiger quickly held Ken on one of his back legs because it didn't want to be carried by the river's current. Ken struggled in pain, which was inflicted on him by the tiger's claws.
Ken then used his other back leg to kick the tiger on its forehead, causing the tiger to loose its grip on Ken's leg and free flow far down the river.
The tiger tried swimming away from the edge of the river, but the current was stronger than it, so it ended up falling from the top of the waterfall to the bottom.
the tiger's head landed on a hard rock, causing instant death.
Ken who was stronger than the river's current, swam to the banks of the river slowly.
Ken climbed up to the highest hill, where the once living tiger's den was, then whinnied with all his strength, awakening every animal that hid in fear.
He stood on the hill like a strong white horse, not an ordinary white horse but a WHITE STALLION HORSE because he had defeated the tiger.
The land of Oglow was brought back to its normal beautiful state, joy and peace came back to the land, but the marks of deaths, pains, and sorrows still existed.
Every single horse looked up to Ken as the learner of the herd because he had defeated the tiger. Ken was crowned as the king of horses.
.......DAYS LATER.......
Ken couldn't stay in the land of Oglow any more because of the bad memories it brought, not only to him but to other horses.
He had to take them away from the land of Oglow, into another land where they could find settlement and peace.
He called on them all and they responded, he then led the way out of the land of Oglow and they all followed him without questioning him.
They left the land of Oglow leaving sorrow, pain and death all in their past, focusing on a greener future filled with peace love and hopes all together.
.......2 DAYS LATER.......
Kenthen was standing out side looking into the clouds, when suddenly he saw a pure white figure that looked like Ken from afar.
He quickly ran towards where the figure was coming from, to his surprise he saw Ken and other horses coming.
Ken saw Kenthen and started racing with joy to meet Kenthen, so did Kenthen raced in joy to meet Ken.
They both hug themselves in joy and happiness.
......YEARS LATER......
Kenthen became the king of the village and was expecting a baby.
Ken had two little horses with the same pure white skin as him. Both Kenthen and Ken were kings, and they rules their people well.
Peace and stability filled the village, love and joy was everywhere.
They all lived happily ever after.....
THE END
:.....
:.....
LESSONS.
Always fight for what you believe in.
Never back down from a fight that will set you free.
Believe in yourself and you will be a white stallion.
You will never be known until you defeat the beast that holds you in fear.
Never let fear tie you down.
Always stand strong like the white stallion.
Build yourself in such a way that no one will be able to take you down.
:........
I hope you guys learnt from this story, now before I end it all up, I have something to say.
I know most of you might wonder why I never called the horse white stallion from the beginning, well let me explain.
A white stallion can never be called a white stallion, until its endurance and strength is tested. The white horse became the white stallion when it defeated the tiger.
So this is to all my fans out there, you can never become what you're ought to be, if you don't defect the fear, shame, anger, hate, pain and laziness you feel.
Learn to break from your circles of fear, shame, anger, hate, pain and laziness.
Learn to set yourself free from all of that.
Learn to lift and drop the load off your heart and head.
learn to be outstanding.
LEARN TO BE A "WHITE STALLION"
YOU'RE A "WHITE STALLION"
LEARN TO LOVE WHO YOU ARE,
YOU'RE THE WORD "BEAUTY"
DINDY SAID SO, LOVE YOU ALL, DINDY OUT!.
STORY BY DINDY AKA NNAMDI
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RomanceRe: Write Up By Dindy: The Story That Never Happened by Dindy(op): 4:25pm On Nov 27, 2016
ItzMePuffPuff:
[color=#2ecc71]seen yer "jokes by dindy' in joke section.
U come 2 this section because of the vast audience smiley?[/color]
....well not really
RomanceRe: Write Up By Dindy: Where My Heart Lies by Dindy(op): 8:24am On Nov 27, 2016
GiaGunn:
Seriously
yes seriously
RomanceWrite Up By Dindy: Where My Heart Lies by Dindy(op): 3:35am On Nov 27, 2016
WRITE UP BY DINDY: WHERE MY HEART LIES

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This write up was written by Dindy for Daniela aka Barbie, thanks for reading.

Still thinking of the right words to use.
Still pondering of the right words to say to you.
Still hoping that you get to listen to me.
Still wishing you followed my hopes and dreams into yours.
Still pray and cry you believe in me.
:......
Waiting with emotions and hopes.
Waiting with smiles.
Waiting with dreams.
Waiting with both hands spread apart.
:..........
With smiles I hide my pain.
With dreams I hope for my unseen future.
With hopes I cage my disbelief.
With my hands spread apart, I wait in silence for you to come to me.
:.......
Hopes die down.
Smiles fade.
Dreams turns to nightmares.
Hands are folded.
Tears, sadness, torture and loneliness became an existing figure.
All because of all I hoped, smiled, dreamt and waited for became nothing.
My body folded together, on the floor in a dark room, all alone thinking and wishing I had left before the pain crawled in.
MY NAME IS NNAMDI AKA DINDY AND I WROTE THIS WRITE UP FOR. LEARN FROM WHAT YOU READ NOT THE OTHER WAY ROUND. THANKS FOR READING.

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RomanceWrite Up By Dindy: The Story That Never Happened by Dindy(op): 3:15am On Nov 27, 2016
WRITE UP BY DINDY: THE STORY THAT NEVER HAPPENED

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When true love strikes my heart it brings up a feeling which feels like a cold wind, that goes right pass my skin and straight into my bones, then to my mind and heart.
My bones were stones, but now are dust of forever happiness.
My mind couldn't create a world, but now it creates your beautiful image.
My heart was an organ that pumps blood only, but now it beats for you.
I need some time, a sound, a music, a song and a moment to think of my true love.
Whether i meet you or not, or I fall in love with you or not. At least i wrote this down for you and i pray your heart finds mine, and my love stays with you even in death.
The story of my love life could open up lyrics of a love song, that opens closed hearts filled with pain, misunderstanding and nightmare.
My heart will always be closed no matter what i do, only one person could change it and it's you.
When i choose to arrive at that point of change, my pain shall change to smile, my misunderstanding shall change to knowledge and my nightmare shall become my happy wakeup alarm.
My life shall be ok, and my life shall be happy ever after.

#happyeverafter.

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Jokes EtcRe: Jokes By Dindy by Dindy(op): 9:43pm On Nov 26, 2016
JOKE PART 57 BY DINDY

Girl: Dindy I really need you.
Dindy: Really?.
Girl: Yes I really need you here.
Dindy: That was what a banker told me years ago and now I'm bankrupt.
Dindy: Babe I ain't gonna be your ATM!........ cheesy cheesy

DINDY WROTE THIS
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Watch out for part 58.
Jokes EtcAwkward Moment Joke By Dindy (part 6) by Dindy(op): 6:41pm On Nov 26, 2016
AWKWARD MOMENT JOKE BY DINDY (PART 6)

That awkward moment when you barge into the bathroom without knocking and you become confused by what you see.
:____
:_____
:______
:_______
Girl: [Covering up] Oh my gosh!, Dindy I'm naked.
Dindy: [confused]
Girl: What do you want?.
Dindy: [Eyes widely opened looking confused] I want to buy chin chin...... cheesy cheesy
DINDY WROTE THIS
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Jokes EtcRe: Jokes By Dindy by Dindy(op): 10:59pm On Nov 25, 2016
JOKE PART 56 BY DINDY
Girl: [Sniffs] oh!.
Dindy: What is it?.
Girl: It's nothing dear.
Dindy: I insist, tell me what is wrong.
Girl: I don't feel completely complete.
:.........
Dindy looks at her seriously.
:.........
Dindy: I think it's your dress.
Girl: What happened to my dress?.
Dindy: Your body............. cheesy cheesy
DINDY WROTE THIS
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Watch out for part 57.
Watch out for my inspirational story coming up on Sunday "THE WHITE STALLION", don't miss out, invite your family and friends even enemies to read it, don't miss out.
Dindy baby out cheesy
RomanceRe: A Woman (write Up By DINDY) by Dindy(m): 10:39pm On Nov 25, 2016
Hello everyone, if you need any of my stories that you have read or haven't read from the beginning or didn't finish up, visit my website www.dindynnamdi..com
Please don't share my stories without letting me know First.
THANK YOU,
Please let it be known to all my fans, that I am the original writer of the stories.
I do not copy or fake identity.
Any other person that post any of my stories saying his/her wrote it, is a faker and should be reported to me please.
THANK YOU, FROM NNAMDI AKA DINDY.
Here are the list of my stories.
1. NIGHTMARE (Episode 1-5).
2. RAPE (Episode 1-15).
3. I MISS YOU MUM (Episode 1-10).
4. THE SORRY LETTER (Episode 1-5).
5. THE PEN (Episode 1-5).
6. ANGELS (Episode 1-10).
7. THE slowpoke AND THE EPILEPTIC (Episode 1-5).
8. MY FIRST PREGNANCY (Episode 1-10).
9. INSECT (Episode 1-10).
10. BLIND BY NATURE (Episode 1-25).
11. THE UNDER DOG DINDY
12. MY FIRST TRIP TO ABUJA AND ZARIA (Episode 1-10).
13. GRAND COMEDY HOUSE (Episode 1-5).

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Hello everyone, if you need any of my write ups that you have read or haven't read from the beginning or didn't finish up, visit my website www.dindynnamdi..com
Please don't share my stories without letting me know First.
THANK YOU,
Please let it be known to all my fans, that I am the original writer of the write ups.
I do not copy or fake identity.
Any other person that post any of my write up saying his/her wrote it, is a faker and should be reported to me please.
THANK YOU, FROM NNAMDI AKA DINDY.
Here are the list of my write ups.
1. A WOMAN.
2. FEAR OF THE MIRROR.
3. BEGGARS OF LOVE.
4. DEATH MEANING.
5. WHAT IS POWER?.
6. INDIVIDUAL'S HEART AND FACE.
7. I WAS ONCE A KID.
8. THE THOUGHTS OF THREE DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
9. SHADOWS.
10. MADNESS.
11. SAND.
12. PAIN.
13. A MAN'S PAST.
14. RAIN OF LOVE.
15. SORROW.
16. LOVE.
17. NNENNA.
18. DESTINY.
19. SUCCESS.
20. GRIEF DISBELIEF.
21. PADDY OF LIFE.
22. CRIME.
23. GREED.
24. TEARS.
25. JOY.
26. WICKEDNESS.
27. DIVORCE.
28. OVERCOMER.
29. THE NIGHT; MOON AND STARS.
30. RELATIONSHIP .
31. INNER PEACE.
32. PROMISE.
33. SELF BELIEF .
34. THE POWER OF THE TONGUE.
35. TRUST.
36. DARKNESS AND LIGHT.
37. PURPOSE.
38. SUCCESS (DHS).
39. THE FREESTYLE RAP
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RomanceRe: A Woman (write Up By DINDY) by Dindy(m): 10:21pm On Nov 25, 2016
i wrote this write up and have written so many others without the help of this so called AKINYELE OLAMI AKA Emmy..... i hate it when people steal my works.... the thunder that will fire AKINYELE OLAMI AKA Emmy go dey dig out chin chin for ground
RomanceRe: A Woman (write Up By DINDY) by Dindy(m): 10:15pm On Nov 25, 2016
[quote author=enifex007 post=50256895]A family-she make a home to be as one.
A mother-she is the general manager of the
house.
A wife-she is the foundation of the house.
A fiance -she is the one I see as my life partner.
A sister-she gives me advice.
A daughter-I love her so much.
A girl friend- she keeps me company.
A friend-she stands by me.
A woman is my pride,she is the only one that
can move my heart to the highest point of the
universe,her face makes me happy,her absence
make me sad and unhappy,she is the only living
thing that can make me feel alive.
She gave me life,she gave me an opportunity to
see the world,she suffered because of me,she
gave me a space in her stomach to live,she fed
me milk to keep my bones strong,she cried
because of me,she gave her life for me,she
fought for me,she came to my rescue,she run to
catch me when I almost hit my head on the
ground,she saved me from a snake bite,she loved
me with all she had and owned. I feel her
everyday in my heart,nothing can replace
her,nothing can fill her space in my heart.
When no one looked at me because I had
nothing, she came to me and she made me a
star,she looked me in the eyes and said ‘believe
in yourself and you will be the best in life’, She
did so many other things, I totally love a
WOMAN.
We treat women badly, and we forget that we
have sisters and mother,we don’t respect them.
Why will you beat,rape and abuse a woman?,any
guy that does that is nothing but an animal…(a
dog,a pig,a stupid,foolish,dead,smelling,idiotic
b-----d!.wow it felt good to say that)…do you
know how painful it is to be raped,beaten and
abused?…(Ok just imagine that you lost your
sight, because someone you loved or someone
you don’t even know, now tell me how will you
feel If the person you love turns back and say ‘I
don’t love you anymore you are a useless blind
bat’, or you lost your sight because of a robber,
and one day the robber that caused your
blindness was caught by the police..{I am sure
that you will wanna kill the robber with your
hands}..or someone you trust so much turns his/
her back against you when you need them the
most{you will feel like the worst person on
earth},it truly really hurts)….
Rape is a painful thing,the thought of what
happened could make you kill yourself,it could
make your whole world unstable,it could dig a
dark deep hole in your heart,mind and soul…
(You raped someone else kid,if someone rapes
your mother or sis or gf or wife or fiance or
daughter how will you feel?,you will feel terrible
for sure,but yet you did something that you don’t
want to ever happen to you,to another person’s
kid,daughter,gf,fiance and wife )…
Women are lovely creatures,they are many but
they all have different and unique qualities.
Some men don’t understand how it feels like to
be a woman,to go through menstruation
monthly…(like seriously it is as painful as giving
birth but some men don’t understand that,I
guess they must be dumb or they are just being
ignorant or they just don’t care about ‘A
WOMAN’ )…Giving birth to a child is one of the
hardest task in life for women,it is hard, painful
and difficult…(some women don’t survive this
due to the weakness to pass the task)…. Imagine
it this way,you went to toilet to excrete but it
was hard and it refuse to come out,so you had
to use more power and force to push, so hard
that your anus felt like tearing, and still it refused
to come out, and you tried again and again, and
finally it came out……(I am sure that after all that
push push your anus will hurt like no tomorrow
{some people have died due to hard excrete})…
Now imagine if that excrete Was as big as a
baby,your head will explode. So you should learn
to respect every woman,lady and girl you see
because the pain they experience every
day,every week,every month and year is more
than enough to kill a man. Some women insult
their husband during child’s birth because of the
unbearable pain…( well I don’t blame them,
because if its me, I will slap my husband if he is
close by).
Do you know that menstruation,pregnancy and
menopause gives some of them mood swings?..
(their attitude and emotions changes,they act
crazy and annoying sometimes. Sometimes it
might be in your favour,and in other times it
might not).
women likes attention,give them that,they need
it,they want it,they like it,they love it, but not
only attention, they also like sweet words,they
like it when a guy complements about them,it
makes them happy..(believe me it makes their
head swell like balloon, if you use the right soft
touching words)… but never try to take
advantage of them because the out come of the
result might not be pleasant or fun rocking.
Never fight with a woman because if you do it
will make you look like a fool and if you loose a
fight to a woman,you will look like the worst idiot
in the whole wide world. So just try and ignore
them no matter how much they try to provoke
you…(I know it is not easy because they can
really say hurtful things,well I guess that is why
they are women)…
One of the reason why divorce is so common
everywhere is because men have failed to
understand women,women are like puzzle,it
takes more than a day to understand them, it
could take a man his whole life time to
understand his wife. Well if you wanna know a
woman, learn everything about them both online
and personally, believe me its hard because their
mood changes like seasons, so you have to be
calm and patient, to fully know them…(the
funniest thing about women is that they are
great at hiding feelings but for guys we suck at
that)…the sweet thing about women is that if you
are close to them,they will treat you like a baby…
(believe me when I say”I really enjoy it when
they treat me like a baby, like badly, it is totally
fun!!!).
I don’t know why some girls abuse what they
have, by doing the wrong things like; wearing
clothes that expose their body,dancing half
naked or completely naked for men, all for the
name of money or just for fun or love, girl I am
sorry to say but you are a fool!,sorry you are not
a fool but a disgrace to womanhood in fact you
ain’t a woman because only a woman will think
of tomorrow and how she will be remembered.
have you seen any guy dance half naked or fully
nude on musical videos?..(no right!)…,but you will
see girls dancing half naked,some fully naked.
They are using them to push their music
upwards, but they are too dumb to see that,
because all they care is that their face will be
shown on TV,and they will be paid. The worst
part is that they don’t pay some of the girls that
dance half naked or totally nude on videos…(like
seriously some girls need to wise up and stop
being a low life). the bad part is that this girls
that dance completely nude or half nude or
shaking their non sense a-s on videos don’t think
of their future kids, because if they do they will
respect what they are,they don’t know that one
day their kid/kids will grow up, and all the crazy
things they did, might end up affecting their kid/
kids,or their kid/kids might tap into the bad life
style they once lived. It might even spoil the
woman’s name in time of marriage and so many
other bad things that follows,like seriously
women need to stand up and stand against all
this girls that dance completely nude or half
nude in videos, because it totally spoils the name
of women all over the world…(well some of them
are not to be blame,because in the area or
street where they grew up, they believe its not
bad,some are forced to do it to find money,some
of them were forced into it by people they stay
with)…
For all those girls selling their body for money,I
am sorry for you, because madam you will age
quicker than a 60 years old woman,instead of
selling your body, why don’t you dig into yourself
and find your talent, because every woman has a
wonderful talent hidden inside of them.
For all those runz girls, keep runzing ooo, runz
well,one day you will end up in the grave and
your runz will continue in hell and I am sure that
you will runz fire and the devil very well.
For those ladies that dress improper, for
example; you wear a chain on your neck,waist
and leg,it makes you look like dog..(dog chain)..
and a slave…. (like seriously do you know what
that chain means?,it sends a signal to guys, that
you are a dog and a slave,and they are free to
ride on you when they want to,well that is what
is means to me,it might have worst meaning )
….all that chain needs is a longer chain to hold it
at the other end to control you like a dog and a
slave.
Some of you that open your nose and mouth with
rings or pins…(the worst is that nose
piercing,they will put ring in between their nose
and end up looking like cows)… believe me it
doesn’t make you look more beautiful, it actually
reduces your beauty…(if you think I am lying try
and remove the ring or pin and see how you
look)…
For you ladies that wear short clothes to show
your stomach or to show your legs or to show of
your b----t, the day devil will punish you,you will
know that short things are not so good(when you
wear things like that some bad guys will wanna
have their way with you, and people will see you
as a runz babe, or a prostitute).
And for you ladies that open all your ears with
rings and pins, now tell me, are your ears the
new rings and pins store where people can buy
rings and pins?…(Some girls have totally
destroyed the beautiful name of WOMEN,
because of them some guys no longer have
respect for WOMEN)….
Now adays musicians sing about women in a bad
way, they have no respect for them any more,but
yet some of these girls will dance for them in
videos that talks wrongly about their gender, and
will even go half nude or completely nude…( Do
you guys know how bad it is?, I guess
no,because if they knew the complications they
won’t do it)…
Every woman is A DIAMOND whether
little,small,medium or big,they are the most
important thing in the whole world, I can’t live
without them…(in fact no man can stay without
them, even some gods won’t exist without them)

Like I occasionally say; there is A WOMAN in
every man, because every man has a weak and
soft spot.
So that brings me to my conclusion, I am a guy
but “I AM PROUD TO BE A WOMAN, AND TO
HAVE WOMEN BY MY SIDE ALL MY LIFE”.
MY NAME IS AKINYELE OLAMI AKA Emmy,some Dindy..lol AND I WROTE
THIS WRITE UP.LEARN FROM WHAT YOU READ
NOT THE OTHER WAY ROUND.THANKS FOR
READING
Source : http://www.ngvoiceforum.com.ng/2016/10/a-woman-write-up-by-dindy.html?m=1[/quote
LiteratureRe: The Sorry Letter Story By Dindy by Dindy(op): 8:25pm On Nov 24, 2016
THE SORRY LETTER (EPISODE 4) STORY BY DINDY

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DEAR FAITH
I know I did you wrong, I know everything was my fault, I know I was a stupid fool.
I know I was a stinky dog, I know I failed my duty in honesty, I know I broke your trust for me, I know I was a da*n he goat.
I know I behaved like a fox, I know I was the cause of your pains, l know I made the biggest mistake of my life by doing what I did.
I know I'm a stupid person, how idiotic of me to date another girl apart from you, how foolish of me to think that I won't be caught one day.
I know I'm the worst person on plant earth, I now know how stupid I am to have ignored you, I now see that I was blinded by my own hands.
I have come to see what life feel like without you in it, I have come to realize that you're the best thing that happened to me.
I now fully understand that, there's no other person like you in this world, I can't say the devil tricked me into it because I was the one that caused your pains with my behaviour.
I deserved the slap you gave me, thanks for that slap, I just wish you could slap me again and again, so that I could feel more pain.
I hope and wish you forgive me, and accepted me into your life back because life is more of nothing than something to me, without you in it.
How I wish i could turn the hands of time, to undo the worst mistake of my life I made. If you don't forgive me, i will be hunted for life with pain.
I am really really super sorry, please forgive me for all the wrongs I did.
I can't sleep, eat, breathe, reason well, and focus like I use to.
I am no more happy and my life is like a drainage ocean, my world is like the bitterness of a beetle's honey. My feelings are crowded with rain clouds of regrets, silence has taken a grip of my mouth and void is how my life is.
I want you back FAITH, I need you FAITH, I really need you in my life FAITH. I can't do anything good in my life without you, I am hopeless like a trapped lizard in the presence of a full house of snakes.
I am a light bulb with no ability to light up a dark room. If only I could see you and tell you how sorry I am.
I AM SUPER SORRY FAITH, PLEASE GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE TO MAKE MY WRONGS RIGHT.
After I was done typing the letter on my computer --I know you guys might think "why didn't i just send it to her through sms or social media", well the reason is because if I did send it through those mediums, she won't read it because she would know it's from me--.
I slot in a flash-drive, then copied and saved the letter inside the flash-drive. I remove the flash-drive from my desktop and went to my dad's room to print out the letter.
I stood in front of his door and knocked twice.
Dad: "Who goes there?", he asked.
Me: "It's me dad", I replied.
Dad: "Victor, what do you want to do in my room?", he asked me without letting me in.
Me: "Daddy I want to make use of your printing machine", I replied him still standing out side.
Mum: "Why can't you use the one in the parlour?", she asked.
Me: "Well mum, dad has refused to fix it for some reasons best known to him", I replied her.
Dad: "Have you seen?, that your son has grown wings", he said.
Mum: "Ah, You sef like wahala like your son. After all you're his father", she said.
Dad: "And you're his real mother that brought him to this world", he said to her.
Me: "Oh!, let them not start this their argument, I've something to do now, let them just let me in", I said in my head.
Mum: "Eh ehn, so I'm his mother abi, then why's it that the day he took first in his primary school days, you went around praising him like your lord and personal saviour. You told people that he is the true son of his father, so wha___", she said but my dad cut my mum's words short, as he knew what she was about to say.
Dad: "Don't start oh this woman, he is my son, but he inherited his bad characters from your side of the family. Everyone in my family is gentle", he said.
Mum: "Gentle my foot, so you're gentle? [laughs] see this man ooo, stubborn man like you", she said.
My legs began to pain me because I had been standing for long.
Me: "Let this people let me in na, i just want to print out this letter, o GOD! What kind of parents do I have?", I spoke and asked myself in my head
Dad: "You're laughing at me for saying the truth right?", he asked my mum.
I had to chip in, to save my legs from being more hurt by standing.
Me: "Dad, mum please my legs hurt, I have being standing here for over 10mins and I just want to print out something, please can I come in please?", I asked pleading.
Mum: "Don't mind your dad come in son", she said.
I opened the door and went in.
Dad: "Madam, I will fight you ooo", said my dad jokingly to my mum.
I didn't waste anytime in printing out the letter.
When I was done printing out the letter, I (jeje leje) stepped out before they start their argument again and I would be forced to choose sides. I went back to my room to package the letter.
Me: "I can't use an ordinary white or brown envelop to package this letter, I need it to smell nice and look beautiful", i said in my head.
Me: "Oh wait!, i remember, I will go to mama Gift's shop to buy that lovely envelop I saw there a day before yesterday", I said in my head.
I fixed the letter into my left pocket as I walked out to mama gift's shop.
Mama Gift's shop was right beside friend two house, but I couldn't go to friend two house because of the guilt I felt.
Me: "Good evening", I greeted thinking it was Gift's mother that was in the shop, while I stood out side.
They displayed the envelops, out side the shop for people to pick what they want. I gazed at the envelops looking for the right one, to insert my letter into.
Gift: "Uncle Victor, good evening", said Gift with a smile and her left leg on the steel gate of the shop .
Me: "Oh, it's even you Gift", I said in a surprise tone.
Me: "So you allowed me to greet you first, before you spoke right?", I asked a teasing question.
Gift: "[Laughs] No oo uncle Victor, it's not like that na", she said laughing.
As she was talking, I saw the envelop that i saw a day before yesterday.
Me: "Ok no problem, how much is this envelop?", I asked removing the envelop from its position and showing it to her.
"Uncle, it is just 500 naira only", she said shining her little teeth at me.
"Ok.", I said.
I deepened my hand into my back pocket and brought out my wallet. I opened it and brought 1000 naira note out and gave it to her.
She took it from me and went in to get my balance. I brought out the typed letter from my left pocket, then inserted it into 'the envelop card' --I called it 'the envelop card' because it looks more like a love card, then an envelop--.
It had a divine look of love (red rose) and peace (white rose), placed at the front and back of it and Its colour was gold.
While i was busy admiring the envelop card, gift brought my balance.
Me: "Mmm Gift, do you guys sell perfume?", I asked, moving inside the shop.
Gift: "Yes we do uncle Victor", She answered as I passed her.
"Ok, let me see the ones you have", I said as I stood at ease, with my hand holding the envelop card like an egg.
She walked further inside, to show me the position where the perfumes were kept.
"Uncle victor, see them over there", she said as she pointed at a wooden shelf where the perfumes were kept.
"Ah!, I don't know any of them", I said.
"Well uncle, I know them all and how they smell, so I can help you pick one", she said with boldness in her tone of speech...... To be continue.
STORY BY DINDY AKA NNAMDI
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Jokes EtcRe: Jokes By Dindy by Dindy(op): 8:22pm On Nov 24, 2016
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Jokes EtcRe: Jokes By Dindy by Dindy(op): 8:43pm On Nov 23, 2016
JOKE PART 55 BY DINDY

I and an Hausa girl were chatting, when this happened .....
Girl: Dindy
Dindy: Yes dear
Girl: I want to asked you a question fa.
Dindy: Ok, cool go on.
Girl: Do you think I can make you laugh fa?.
Dindy: Yes.
Girl: How?.
Dindy: Pronounce PARAGRAPH.
Girl: FARAGRAPH ............ cheesy cheesy


DINDY WROTE THIS
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Watch out for part 56.
LiteratureRe: The Sorry Letter Story By Dindy by Dindy(op): 8:41pm On Nov 23, 2016
THE SORRY LETTER (EPISODE 3) STORY BY DINDY

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Later at night, I called her to get busy with love. She picked it up her call.
I can't deny, the first time I heard her voice, I was totally carried away by her soft voice --Most guys like it very much___advice to all girls, if you want to catch a guy, then do the soft voice thing--.
Me: "Hello", I said.
Faith: " [Soft voice] hy", she said.
Me: "omo, see soft voice", I said in my head.
Me: "How are you?", I asked.
Faith: "I'm feeling well", she replied.
Me: "My name is victor", I said.
Faith: "oh victor, you're the shy guy that can't talk to me, so you sent your friend to do it for you", she said teasing me.
Me: "Chia, this girl don wash me for ground like rug", I said in my head.
Me: "No I am not shy, I didn't get the chance to meet you one on one", I said defending myself.
Faith: "I see", she said.
Me: "[Game on] So what if you give me the chance to see you, like tomorrow", I said.
Faith: "Mmm, you're a total stranger, how am I sure that you won't kill me or something", she said teasingly.
Me: "Omo this girl can tease ehn", I said in my head.
Me: "No__I can't kill someone as beautiful as you. The first day I saw you, I was carried away by your blossom beauty", I said.
Me: "Da*n!, why did I say that, I hope she won't be angry", I said in my head.
Faith: "Wait you saw me? then how come I haven't seen you?", she threw questions at me.
Me: "Huh?, Didn't she hear what I said, abi she choose not to answer me", I said in my head.
Me: "Well, let me just say it was meant to be so, but you could see me if you wanna by tomorrow", I said.
Faith: "I'm not sure whether I would be around tomorrow, anyway by what time", she said.
Me: "[Happy] Oh yea, I don win this award", I said in my head.
Me: "By 4pm at sweet sensation", I said.
Faith: "4pm won't be ok, 6pm would be better. By the way, is it a date or a get to know each other kind of a thing?", she asked.
Me: "Mmm, I guess a get to know each other kind of a thing", I answered.
Faith: "If that's so, then we could walky and talky, no need to go there. Besides I don't know where it is", she said.
Me: "Menn this babe no be anyhow babe sha, if na all those hungry babe wey be say dey like chop chop to much, them for allow me spend my cash", I said in my head.
Me: "[laughs] Ok no problem, but why did you say 'walky and talky'?", i asked.
Faith: "Don't mind me, I just felt like saying it", she said.
Me: "Ok, so by 6pm tomorrow, but wait will I come to your place?", I asked.
Faith: "Yes of course you will, I don't know your house, are you afraid of my dad?", she asked.
Me: "Yes I am afraid, he might do things to me", I said jokingly.
Faith: "Stop saying that, just come by 6pm tomorrow, ok?", she said.
Me: "Ok I will", I said.
Faith: "Ok then, bye", she said.
Me: "Bye", i said as the call dropped.
And that was how my love for her grew up, it made me feel like a real man, it made me proud.
Everything changed when i was deceived by a girl call tobechi. I really need to stop blaming people for my mistakes because tobechi was on her own and I went for her, foolish me.
I never knew tobechi was faith's best friend.
It all happened on a sunday evening, I was walking down to a bar, to go chill --Faith was not Around, she went back to school like a month ago--. When I was about entering the bar, I bumped into a tall good-looking slim-fair in complexion girl, with a butter lips looking pinkish in nature.
She smelled so nice, which made words fly out of my mouth.
"Oh sorry", she said going out the bar.
I just stood and watch her until she was out of sight. I got back to my senses and went into the bar to have a nice time.
The next day in the evening, I went to a cybercafé to photocopy some documents. The guy that owned the cybercafé, was one of my church member.
"My bros good morning", I said rising my hands up high.
"Ahh my landlord I dey o", he replied.
"Oga me shey make I bring my hands down", I said still rising my hands up high.
"Mr man no bring am down ooo", he said with a teasing smile.
"Ah oga you wan punish me for here?", I asked smiling.
"Oya oya bring am down before you go start to cry like pikin", he said standing up.
"Ah thank you sir, abeg bros I wan__", I said but couldn't finish my statement because of what I saw.
My words became short, as I looked to my left hand side, to see the same girl I saw last night at the bar. I pulled him to a corner and lowered my voice to ask him about her.
"Bros no vex, but who is that girl over there", I said pointing at her.
"Oh she's one of my student", he replied.
"I see", I said with a smile.
"So what's her name?", I asked gazing at her.
"Her name is tobechi and she is learning excel just for a month", he replied.
"What a lovely name for a beautiful girl", I said.
"hmm, guy so you like her?", He said with a straight face.
"Me no like her o, I just wanted to know because her face looks familiar", I replied him doing the fake-looks of a liar.
"Guy, I dey watch you o", he said walking back inside."
"You sef ehn your mind no clean at all", I said as I followed him behind.
The both of us came in, then i gave the documents to him, so that he could help me do the photocopy. My eyes were always looking at her, but she didn't look up or side.
She was totally focused on her computer --I guess she was designing something--. Although i was done with the photocopy and was about to leave, my eyes wasn't done with its own job of steering.
As I got home my mind started to think.
Evil thoughts: "Menn, you have to get this girl o", it said.
Good thoughts: "Guy don't do this thing you want to do, remember that you're already in a good relationship with faith and you love her very much", it said.
Evil thoughts: "Don't mind that one, listen to me. She won't find out at all, after all she won't be back until 2months, so there is more than enough time to wiggle around", it said
Evil thoughts: "She might even have a school boyfriend and you here dulling myself", it said.
Me: "You are right, let me enjoy now that I have the chance, this life is YOLO (you only live once)", I said to myself out loud.
If I had known, I would have listened to the good thoughts, but no I didn't. I had to listed to the bad thoughts.
One week later, I started dating tobechi. she was fun, but not as faith was.
I and tobechi relationship grew, as I and faith's relationship sunk each passing time, but I still loved her. I ignored faith's calls and messages.
My friends saw what was going on and they warned me about it, i rebelled against them and I didn't even listen to my own self.
Faith came back from school, the same day tobechi travelled to her home town, to see her grand mother. Faith sent me a text message, but I ignored it.
She complained to friend two about my behaviour, then he called me to come over to his house.
"Victor, what did faith do to you? why are you treating her this way?", he asked, looking at me with an angry face.
"Guy leave that matter make e go", I said throwing my face to the right.
"Leave what!?", He shouted.
"She even cried and said I should beg you", he said.
"Guy I don tell you say make you leave the matter, abi shey you want make i lie down beg me?", I asked with my eyes wide open.
"Guy please, if the babe don do you any thing just forgive am na", he said.
"Ok I don hear, I don hear", I said.
My bad behaviour did not change, even though friend one told me not to leave her.
There came a day, Faith came to my house to look for me, but when I saw her coming, I went to hide. She didn't get the chance to meet me that day.
Tobechi called me one morning like that.
My phone: [Ringing] Caller 'Toby love'
Me: "Hello baby", i said immediately I picked the call.
Tobechi: "Hy, my darling baby", she replied.
Me: "I've missed you so so much", I said with a baby's voice.
Tobechi: "I know cute pie and I miss you more", she said.
Me: "That's so sweet of you, how are you?", I asked.
Tobechi: "Baby I am fine, what about you, I hope all those girls there ain't disturbing you?", she replied then asked.
Me: "I am well ok, they can't disturb me na, when I have a girl like you", I said teasingly.
Tobechi: "Mmm I see, now you are the one teasing me", she said.
Me: "I am not, I am telling you the fair side of nature", I said.
Tobechi: "Ah you and your composed words", she said.
Me: "Well you always bring out the right words from my heart", I said with a smile on my face.
Tobechi: "[Laughs] You have started again, don't make me blush over the phone o", she said laughing.
Me: "I will try not to, but the feelings that are caved inside my heart might expose if I don't let it out", I said.
Tobechi: "Ok, like seriously I'm really really blushing", she said.
Me: "[Laughs] Naughty girl", I said laughing.
Tobechi: "[Laughs] Dear I will take night bus today and I'll arrive tomorrow morning with a surprise", she said.
Me: "Really!?, that's really cool, what's the surprise? my blue baby", I asked teasingly.
Tobechi: "Hy don't try to act romantic, for me to tell you the surprise. I won't do that, just wait until tomorrow morning", she said.
Me: "Okay I will wait, but night trips are not good, I don't like that idea", I said sounding unhappy.
Tobechi: "Please dear just manage and like it or don't you miss me?", she asked.
Me: "Yes I do dear, but___", i said but couldn't finish my words because she cut it short.
Tobechi: "No buts, I will be fine okay?", she asked.
Me: "Ok sweet orange", I replied.
Tobechi: "Bye baby, I want to do some thing for my grand ma", she said.
Me: "Ok sweet cheeks, greet your grand mum for me", I said.
Tobechi: "Sure I will, kisses", she said kissing her phone.
Me: "Kisses", i said as i pushed my lips to my phone's mouthpiece.
Tobechi: "Bye", she said as she dropped the call.
After the call, my mind was on the surprise she told me about, all throughout that day.
The following morning, my phone rang and the caller was 'Faith'. I looked at it as it rang and rang, but I didn't pick it.
Few minutes later, another call came in.
My phone: "[Ringing] Caller 'Toby love'.
I picked it quickly, immediately I saw the caller.
Me: "Hello teddy bear", I said romantically.
Tobechi: "Hy mr romance, how're you?", she asked.
Me: "I'm ok, have you arrived?, I asked her.
Tobechi: "Yes I have", she said.
Me: "Ok I'm coming now to pick you", I said.
Tobechi: "Ok I am waiting", she said then ended the call.
I quickly wore my clothes and went to pick her.
When I got there, I saw her putting on blue jeans, black top and a pair of vans shoe.
"Wow she looks take away", I said to myself.
I walked up to her and we both hug --won't lie, the hug shook me very well--.
She said "Remember I said, I've a surprise for you".
Me: "Yes I remember, you know I like surprises very much", I said with an enthusiastic tone.
Tobechi: "Well close your eyes first and face the wall", she requested.
Me: "Ok boo boo", I accepted, as I did what she asked of me.
My eyes were still close and my face facing the wall, then she said "baby turn".
Before I could turn completely, she said "Victor meet my best friend faith, she is the girl I've always told you about".
When I fully turned and saw the figure that stood in front of me, I was totally shocked and speechless.
Faith: "So you're dating my best friend victor!, this is unbelievable. [Crying] That's why you have been ignoring me all this time you bastard!!", she said crying and shouting.
An atomic-slap-bomb landed on my right cheek, given to me by faith then she ran away.
Tobechi: "So victor, you were dating my best friend all this while? So you used us? da*n!, I hate you!", She said angrily.
Another ancient slap landed on my right cheek, given to me by tobechi.
I could swear that, the two slaps made me daffy. I couldn't hear any sound for 20mins.
And that was the beginning of sorrow for me, that was how my life became impossible, that was how I brought about my own pain...... To be continue.
STORY BY DINDY AKA NNAMDI
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Jokes EtcRe: Jokes By Dindy by Dindy(op): 8:44pm On Nov 22, 2016
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Jokes EtcRe: Jokes By Dindy by Dindy(op): 8:43pm On Nov 22, 2016
3mjay:
Ur jokes are a bit funny but u can do better.
thank you

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