₦airaland Forum

Nickizoe:
You win bro!

Your reasons are cool

And i don't think i can survive that also
Maybe saying last prayers would be the next tin i should do..

no.. Evacuation from the invaded territory ...

dokiOloye:
big biiiiig empty buildings.
I can authoritatively tell U that d 3 bedroom flat hospital I worked in b4 NYSC is more equipped than the accident and emergency department of an FMC where I currently work.

chai... Dats the problem.. They carry all these stolen monies and build gigantic buildings to evade efcc's eye

Nickizoe:
i mean nuclear war....

you will die In the bunker if its a nuclear war then.... Dats if you don't have masks.... You also need oxygen tanks... Look I can go on and on... Its a serious business..

Nickizoe:
You what will u do?

Meanwhile, i don't think any war is coming up again in this generation..Trump and thaf Korea guy are just giving Hollywood a movie idea to act nextt ....
.They're making noise!

lol the war that is already happening in Syria lybia, lebanon, Iran etc .what is that one called? Kpankpangolo?



I already mentioned what I would do..scroll up and read my previous replies to other users

Bumbae1:
Haha lol ok o when war start na u i go call
U have it all figured out .. north korea na different story d country fear me

well in order to survive, one must learn to co-exist with the enemy. Pretend to be loyal

Nickizoe:
Last night... Am not gonna get killed...Meanwhile the war movies have been seeing is quite different from the stories my great grand Pa told us....

phew. Easier imagined than practiced

In Nigeria.. Federal govt will build hospitals without equipments.. Foolishness.

Ogechi ... If u check out, that girl won't even make sense...

Nickizoe:
Already planned! War starts in the morning... At night we go for food hunt...

food hunt.. U get killed. Silly.. When last did u watch war movies...

Bumbae1:
Lol so u wan ki me just like dat .. u so wicked
Hopefully i make heaven so all good

Lol you dont want to be in nigeria o where una wan run go boko seff go come out handle all of una haha, ok ok the tnought of it sha i see op point

lmao... Have u hepped me?


Boko sef go die ooo. Any country who is not an ally to the main countries participating in the war go hear am... If I were d president, I would start becoming an ally to North Korea

Nickizoe:
God forbid o

If is nuclear, i will say my lord prayer and forgive those i have wronged and have wronged me too.. Will tell me people to do tha same too

If is firearms, i will find a bunker underground and stay till is over with family members..

Buh at that time, no one knows .....

how will u cope with food supplies.. Y'all may die from starvation...

Bumbae1:
Dis yansh can take few shots
No worry i dey train ... me dey white man country dont worry bunker dey plenty .. our military no dey play
We safe for now

Hahahahhahhaha... Ur ass won't help.. By the time someone like me gives it ratata with bullets.


6ft baby...


I just wonder how nigerian military will cope... First things first I will just relocate from Nigeria if the war starts..

Fela40:
I love the analysis. It seems you are in the U.S?

Nice one bro. but here in Nigeria, we consider Electricity and Data bundles.

some people might not be good with a virtual teacher also. (Someone like me)

I tried learning programming but the shitt kept knocking me out.

So that's the issue tho.

lol same here.. But programming needs like 24/7 dedication... one would just need to shut himself completely from the world

Bumbae1:
Haha cause i dey watch prison break n e go hard small

lol if I were you, I would have started taking shooting lessons

I dey tell u..if I no apply for this one eh .. Chei..

Bumbae1:
Lol to stop d ones on foot ..

yes.. One needs to get allies too... If u don't know anyone in d military, you are so fvcked....

Bumbae1:
Fun fiscussing war Really go tell that to all the dead people n their families ..

One can never know what they will do ! What can they do seff if a nuclear bomb coming ?
Like do you even understand what you on about
Make u move topic go politics section

Lol dingbang firearm wont help if they bombing have you seen syria ?

of course I know it won't help.. I just said.. First things first, get a fire arm..

Wise sayings

Have fun in a discussion like dis? Really?






Well war is a serious business so one needs to equip himself with plenty of information. A fire arm also will help for protection.

SmartMugu:
Bro, no need to kneel down and beg anybody. You can learn anything you want all by yourself. It all starts with you and whatever you have a passion for. Based on what I've read so far, I think the area he was talking about is either networking or network security.

If that's what you like to do, do this few things....
1. Go to www.udemy.com and open an account
2. Search for CCNA, CCNP, Cisco ASA, Juniper, Fortinet, Palo Alto, Checkpoint courses. Wait. Don't buy them yet. Read the next steps.
3. Some of these courses will cost $200 and above, but let's get them cheap
Go to www.retailmenot.com, and search for 'udemy'. You will find coupons that will only make you pay $10 to learn each one of the classes.
4.You have to learn these stuff in a certain order. Your understanding of CCNA will make the rest easy for you to comprehend, so I'd recommend you focusing ur efforts on that initially as that's the basics for the rest.
5. If what you want is Network Engineering, after learning CCNA concepts and possibly getting a certification in it, an additional Certification in CCNP will make you stand out amongst your peers.
6. If what you want is Network Security, after learning CCNA concepts, learn Fortinet, Checkpoint and Palo Alto. If you're good with command lines, add Cisco ASA. Then you are good. You don't need nothing more.
All of them are same concepts, but different technologies. So it's easy to start with the easiest of them all - Fortinet. Don't jump all over the place, stay focused on one technology at a time, else u will get confused jumping from one to the other.
7. Afterwards, draft out your resume stating your skills and watch how you're flooded with calls. Mind you, you're only investing about $70 for all these courses. In the US network security professional make from $110,000 per annum, in other words you'd make more than your initial investment within your first hour on the job. You can make yourself 'badder' by adding Citrix Netscaler to your skillsets and start earning nothing less that $150,000 per annum.
Not sure what the rates are in Nigeria, it might be less.But these skills will always remain your skills anywhere you go in the world.
8. After getting that dream job, don't stay put. Start thinking of starting something of your own.
9. Thank me later.

Goodluck bro.

thank you so much

anwulica:
Tatafo Bloggers will just make Mercy Aigbe's marriage forever irredeemable with all these close marking

Linda Ikeja that has NOT yet even found a MAN to marry is busy following up on broken marriages like a BAD HABIT

I just dey VEX

no mind am.. When at 62..and single she will be using walking aids to chase news.. Yeye

josepacified:


The salary in a faeces(shit) packing company is 200k, how about you delve into it, just pay 10k for training

be serious

The devil is on twitter...

wristbangle:
Can I forward my resume? Can I pm u pls?

Good evening prof lalasticlala. You won't believe terragon said that they need 22yrs max for their graduate trainee program. Is this fair? Pls move this to FP for more views.

lmao.. I saw the stuff.. I just laughed... U will be surprised the pay is 70k tops..

Fela40:
I guess biafraboy works there. I don't have his contacts now.

I have his contacts.. We went to school together.. Will call him right away.. Thanks all the same.. Will notify u as soon as I get to lag..

Fela40:
To help a bit.

Learn Multimedia... once you are through and in Lagos, tell me and I ask my pal to link you up ASAP!!

ok bro.. Multimedia is being offered by dat Indian institute in lag abi?

Fela40:
to be frank with you bro... those job roles requires real pros.

Their salary no be here. it was one white guy that was handling it and guess they couldn't keep up with the pay again.

Read about Networking ( N+, CCNA, CCNP. depending on your strength, you can dive into security. That is what they are looking for.

CSCU. (Certified System Computer User). I hope I got the name right. More like a network security expert.

please can u give me the contacts of the IHT India IT training school in Lagos where u did your training? I want to take d first bus to lag right away

Fela40:
to be frank with you bro... those job roles requires real pros.

Their salary no be here. it was one white guy that was handling it and guess they couldn't keep up with the pay again.

Read about Networking ( N+, CCNA, CCNP. depending on your strength, you can dive into security. That is what they are looking for.

CSCU. (Certified System Computer User). I hope I got the name right. More like a network security expert.

thanks very much for this...I will delve into security right away