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UIA04:
So u screw men

nope. Ladies.. sex is much different from falling in love

Laveda:
Nah!

Most of us don't do this to impress anyone, we do it cause we like it.

Don't get it wrong, its not about a real man or whatever you call it.
Some men even likes these things on their wives.

The other day at my office, my boss told his wife, "you aren't wearing makeup today, why? And she said her Mary kay powder is finished.. And he promised giving her 4500 to get it.

You mixng this shii up.

nice comment.




Buh make up doesn't look good on you laveda. Try smth else

ReneeNuttall:
To look more attractive,since most guys av lost their moral values of dating gals with out makeup.so ladies have now taken it upon themselves to up their games

I thought u ladies say you only wear make up for yourselves only..?

What even caused their marriage to fail? Someone should enlighten me

Masikay:
I swr.. Some guys ehn... They'll first start with

"Sup"
"Hey... Hows life treating my baby...?"
"Kul n u"

Confusion. At this point you'll be wondering whether or not he read ur text correctly.

"Well... I'm doin okay.. Just got back from school.. So stressed."

"Sori m lv"

Perplexity. It'll take Yu some seconds to realise that he meant 'sorry my love'

"Yea.. Issorite.. So. Yu do anything interesting today?"

"No n u"

At this point Yu just give up and prolly go talk to someone else. Then he'll start callin ND disturbing ur chat with pple that actually know how to chat. Of course. Yu ignore him.

"M cal no pic y"

At this point Yu begin to wonder how such a borin illiterate got to ur contact list. Then he calls again. Because you're a good person, you pick the call

"Howfar"

"Fine"

"Have you eaten"

Mehn... o

can u even keep a long lasting conversation?

Mynd43 and lalastiklala




These dudes are just the best. The more they keep banning me, d more I keep getting laid.



Pls keep up d good work

Mchew

Mchew

Gloria3389





Dat thing u read on instagram is bae!

A lesbian keeps staring at other ladies!

Op I can see that your social media life is really really boring.. cux if it weren't, u wouldn't have coming here to cry about it

And do these dunderheads think shopping for another nothern dullaard will make the country move foward?

Never fall in love with a girl

Pls avoid rice
Avoid eating huge chunks of garri



Beans should be ur love



Please always take oats in d morning. Forget Dat nonsense tea.



And never you ever ever eat ur dinner anytime after 6pm.

Sign up for ict training classes...

Lwkmd trust me, sex is nothing.

Snakedr?

Biko since when did d ceo of nairaland start commenting on romance section

falconey:
lwkm because we are mentally, emotionally stronger, can pretty cool handle pressure,rejection or denial.

cool buh dah doesn't still make me pity her. Cuz these damn ladies do worse Dan dis guy daily.

When ladies ignore guys like this, these same ladies commenting will get amused...




I don't see any good reason why you ladies should get surprised.

acada Don cast

shugabae:
are you for real? A girl can't spend the weekend at your place without you putting your dick somewhere?


Dunno if you are married though but you might have a daughter someday, I guess you won't allow them visit male friends

story for d gods

shugabae:
I wonder why guys think like this


Oga so you Fvck every girl that comes to your house?

no!

Pls I luv to eat!

Seems ur sister been given a madman Mouth Gig recently

Nonsense!

Still invite her. If she doesn't come the second time, be happy. She is after money

Two heads are better than one!