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pretydiva:
contunu

pretydiva please let the babe be naaaa,haba.Its her opinion remember and I asked for an advise.I might decided to chose hers,lol.

HizMissy:
Too hasty to insult d lady in question.
She wants a relationship heading towards marriage, not to be used and dumped.

And who talked about being used and dumped?Its just that I'm kinda cool and tolerant.Ok two weeks ago,something happened.I had a chat with her one early morning,so In the evening she sent me a msg saying that "she's back".And I was like "back from where"?That was when she came to my house and opened up to me that her Ex came and called her to meet him.After all the long story,she admitted that they had Se* and asked me whether I'm angry.So please who is deceiving who....Lmfao

mencade4:
you are her ASSISTANT BOYFRIEND for now.

Lol...I swear people now think that we are dating but we are not.Two days back I was hanging with my friends when she came around.So when I was discussing the my friend,one beautiful shawty just passed and I was looking at the shawty(I was doing it deliberately).She just shouted "that I should stop looking at the girls ass".Even the girl in question heard what she said.And all my friends were astonished.Last night I was with her when a girl passed and she called the girl and greeted and I told her and that girls has a nice boobs.And she said to me that "had it been that I ve slept with and and said that,she would ve slapped me".I'm doin everything to make her go away but she doesn't want to.And sometimes whenever she talks to me,she usually seize my nipple and I wonder why.

2sExy1:
Dude, you should be the one should leave her cos u have no plans for her

Cc ritababe, your reply no make sense as a girl

Is it when I propose to her you ll know that I have plans for her?Smh.You re here saying I should leave her alone.Lmao,dude abeg I no hold am ooooooh.She told me last night that she ll be going to 6am mass today and that we should go together and I declined and told her that I want to go to 6:00pm evening mass.She said its ok.This morning she sent me a message telling me that she didn't go to 6:00am mass again and that we will go to evening mass together.So WTF!!!!

There's this chick that I became friends with.So when got closer I noticed that someone wanted to marry her but later it didn't work out because of genotype,but she still maintained close relationship with the guy.We started hanging out often and I started getting emotionally attached to this chick and I also noticed that she felt the same way too.But I did everything possible to conceal my feelings cos I thought It would be premature to make any move,so I kept everything on the low.She came to my house and hanged out,we played and all that.We she was about to leave,she turned and said to me "I know you want to tell me something,so stop beating about the bush".And I move quickly to deny it.Once she leaves,after some minutes she ll log unto Whatsapp and we ll chat for like 2-3hrs.And she ll keep telling me to stop beating about the bush and tell her what I have in mind.So on this fateful day,she came to my house,I sat her down and summoned the courage and told her my mind.Finally you know girls and their shakara naa.We were lying down and cuddling each other,and she told me that she's likes me very well.But she's not ready for any relationship for now,that even if she ll be in a relationship with someone,its a relationship that will lead to marriage.And she asked me whether "I will marry her".Hahaha..Me? I boned!!! So finally,she said that she ll think about what I told her.Hmmmmm...and she's still thinking about it up till this moment.The issue is that each time that we re talking,she will say that we r just friends and that I'm her best friend.WTF!!! If I don't call her in the morning if I wake up,there will be trouble.She will start ranting.If I don't call her or send sms before going to bed,wahala go dey.She go come my house first thing in the morning come shout.Loooool.She sees me with another girl,she won't allow me to hold her hand again.And yet she wants me to be playing the role of a boyfriend/lover and still maintains that we re just friends.Me don tire for the whole pattern and I want out entirley.Please Advice.

Smh.....typical yoruba man.Always acting without thinking about the repercussions.

I ve this mtn sim that I use as exclusively as data sim,but later drop it and moved to etisalat.one day I brought out the sim and checked it and I discovered that it has 1GB free data on it.I quickly used it up cos nothing last forever.after 2months,I brought out the sim again and behold another 1GB data again.For the past 2yrs,I get free 1GB data every 2months up till date.But I thinks its validity period is 1week.cos I could remember vividly that I ve an used 675mb on the sim,but after one week I checked my data balance and every was gone.lol

serty1: Sold to a nairalander...happy xmas

the whip is really awesome and was bought by my bros,the interior is perfecto!!!!!!!

The feeling must be awesome..

Bros tidy the girl sharply,no jst waste time.I ve had this experience and d girl was 17 too.but her body look 20 something,this happened during my nysc.this babe won't allow me to rest.her tits were just massive.if you see her immediate elder sister,you ll think that she's older than her immediate elder sister because of her height and more matured body.I tired to resist but she later got to me.we do kiss,pre-intimacy and every other shit,but I refuse to tear her down cos she was still a virgin.And yet none of my friends believed that she was still a virgin cos her tits big pass mercy johnson on..she came one day and said to me and I quote "please I love you and I want you to Bleep me", and I delined and told her that I won't do. And that she should forget about me and get herself a boyfriend.I took my luggage and ran back to my place of primary assignment.cos they were staying opposite my brothers flat.to cut the story short,she later gained addmission in one of the universities and I prayed that she would get herself a boyfriend so that when visiting again,she won't disturb me again.Atfer 2yrs and I visited my bros again and this girl came callin again and this time she aint a virgin and I teared her pussy wall down and banged her brains out.......So bros use your brain

Laalamed: U are having epididymo-orchitis. Pls run to hospital. See an experienced doctor or urologist. The disease can cause male infertility.

Thanks for your insight,I appreciate.

Good evening doctor,I'm having a serious issue wit my left testicle.I first notice this in 2003 that my left testicle is usually hot while the right one is normal.and also the content of the left testicle is bigger than the right.And what baffles me is that I don't feel any pain on it.so I went to see our family doctor who examined it and assured me that its not a problem.But my mind keeps telling me that there's a problem.from that 2003-2012,I felt no pain but it obvious to me that something is wrong because when taking my bath,I usually feel that the tendon that is holding the left testicle is getting bigger than the one holding the right and weighs more than the right one,yet still I felt no pains.but two weeks ago,I noticed that if I stand on my feet for long,I start to feel pains but as soon as I sit,the pains stops.please I need your advice.thanks

Stella oduah should ve gone for this amoured
personnel carrier(APC),instead of that bulletproof
BMW!!! Corruption has eaten deep the very fabric of
this nation.Smmh

He had a partial stroke and was been rushed to the hospital,but he died on the way to the hospital

Common kendrick the beef is hitting up.more rebuttals on the way for you.the goons re coming for your head.Ransome,lupe,los,joell ortiz,mysonne,jr writer,iman shumpert and cassidy all gave you a some badass response,man!!! But cassidy just killed and buried you alive in his "control freestyle"....lmao.I'm stil waitin for yonker,bronx,queens niggas to finish you up.I know styles p,jadakiss are putting up some real hard shit for u.cos the lox/d-block ll murder lyrically.you should ask 50€ whAt went down btw dblock and g unit.

Keep quiet,when men re talkin,boys re not suppose to put mouth......lmao(i made the extract from my cousin's facebook page)

Нaнaɑº°˚=Dнaнaɑº°=D=D Нaнaɑº°˚=Dнaнaɑº°=D=D. They should ve use that money to bail greece and ailing portugal because the money ll be used to over-enlarge the pockets of the already enlarged corrupt kleptomaniac govt official.

Go to The police?lmao....before u know it,u ll be shoutin' "abeg sir" from a cell as a prime suspect.I could remember vividly back in 2003,I was going home for the weekend from my sch.when I got to the bus stop,I entered a bike that ll convey me to my house;along the road I noticed a road block and the mopol there were collecting #20 from bike men and dude that was carryin' me said that I should come down and forget bout' payin' him and leave.Reason being that he cannot afford to give the mopol guy #20.So when I was alightin' from the bike,the mopol saw us and was approachin towards us and the bike guy took off.The stupid mopol then grabbed me and said that I should give him #20 since he was unable to catch the bike man or he ll take me to their commander,i delinced and he dragged me to their commander.The commander asked me what the problem was and I explained everything to him and even showed him my I.D,but to my surprise he accused me of being a theif,seized my I.D card and said that the bike guy that took was my patner in crime and has our gun.Finally, he said that I must give him #200 or he ll shoot me,dump my body inside a drainage and say that I'm an armed robber.I started crying cos it was getting dark and gave the commander #500 to give me balance,he refuse and said that I should run away from there before he changes his mind.SO BEWARE,9JA POLICE IS NOT YOUR FRIEND.

Lmao...and the literate one' are unemployed,straight fu*ckin crap.This woman is just everything that's wrong with the world,just a waste of space.

naijasunblog: mtn rockin it on ma pc

hey,pls hw do I connect 2 my lappy cos I ve tried d connecting wit bb manager and its nt workn

Lol...d bang don grow bears?pathetic news eva

johnwizey: Me sef don sell igbo b4 nw. Nxt pls

lol..very funny