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please when are going to start doing camp registration

Dream2:
Haaaaa,Bigromeo don talk am ooo.

talk wetin bro...

Dream2:
You mean y0rme frequent planet mars?Damn,i knew it with the sudden change in his character BUT aint you the one piloting the spaceship to mars?your bizarre question about the NYSC timetable is a huge pointer.
Well,they release one incomplete timetable,check www.nysc.gov.ng bro.

guy this website wey you type give me no goooo.... the thing they show error niii o

Bigromeo:
sowi o i just wanna knw.ar u on drugs(sk...)

ki lo ri?

ABEG, WETIN THIS GUY DEY DO...

Dream2:
Bwahahahaha,recession bawo?u go juz change am to 'Report'.
As in 'My visit to the planet mars to study the sudden boom in their economy' dtz all,Lobatan,national honour await u b dt.

bros I promise you APC them go hand you over to EFCC nii..

Dream2:
You mean y0rme frequent planet mars?Damn,i knew it with the sudden change in his character BUT aint you the one piloting the spaceship to mars?your bizarre question about the NYSC timetable is a huge pointer.
Well,they release one incomplete timetable,check www.nysc.gov.ng bro.

Ehn!! for where ?? who dey pilot which spaceship .... guy which kind talk be that naa?... abeg if na joke make u stopam o.. which kind talk be that for this Buhari and APC government ?...abeg abeg ooo.... very soon now if APC hear now them fit they think say na me cause recession ..

chumaster:
ww.website Datz all

guy this thing no correct naa... y u dey do me lie this naa

BlackGoldDbully:
Still forcing myself to ignore this.. i dont want them to ban me again. Well ``Davo93´´was too kind to give you the date.

hmmm I taught he was whining me niiiii, u know there are different kind of people here

chumaster:
NO! But there is one table like that on their website with no finite date

whose website abeg Chumaster ? nairaland or Graceland ?... abeg which website

Bestie0309:
Are you serious, the seriouser
Are you serious, the seriouseee

iyawo , please is it out ?

Davo93:
Are you serious too?

Bros stop whining me naa.. anybody?

Dream2:
Oh dipson,I heard mars is a red planet,how true is this hmmm.

how am I suppose to know when am not Yormee

Davo93:
No, I think NYSC would release it December 26.
So watch out dude.

are you serious ?...

please is the timetable out ?

y0rmee:
Welcome, Chidinma.

Permit me to introduce masef. Eferybody knows me, asper say I am the Official boyfriend of every lady on GL.

No man hijacks any lady here without my sole approval!


So...

On behalf of my exes, my current (Bestie0309), and my next (coman fill in your name here), I welcome you with a special hug, and dopey kisses!!


Abi you'd like to be ma official next?


By the way, who stole ma wooden ring? I wanto propose fa!

Atenu .. You go soon fall your hand... woman raper....

Dream2:
LOL,are you telling me that i like women? Not far fetch,I like beautiful and young ladies/women jare. If na u,my response go be...........I be ur servant?

Kontinu..

One day a school teacher wrote on the board the following:

9×1=7

9×2=18

9×3=27

9×4=36

9×5=45

9×6=54

9×7=63

9×8=72

9×9=81

9×10=90

When she was done, she looked to the students and they were all laughing at her, because of the first equation which
was wrong, and then the teacher said the following,


"I wrote that first one wrong on purpose, because I wanted
you to learn something important. This was for you to know
how the world out there will treat you. You can see that I
wrote RIGHT 9 times, but none of you congratulated me for
it; you all laughed and criticized me because of one wrong
thing I did.


So this is the lesson...:


'The world will never appreciate the good you do a million
times, but will criticize the one wrong thing you do...
But don't get discouraged, ALWAYS RISE ABOVE ALL THE
LAUGHTER AND CRITICISM. STAY STRONG.' ".......# Copied

Dream2:
As your lordship pleases.

Na when u see woman u dey change tone..... imagine.!... if na me tell u say make u mention me, na wetin u go tell me... ? no be okay?

kaysy:
No, the only states you'r not allowed to choose is your state of origin and the state you schooled

Register Your NYSC B16 Online Registration At Shop 14 Bakassi Hall, Yabatech.

its ok... thanks ...

kaysy:
You cannot select Akwa Ibom & Rivers together, u have to choose 1. Besides you still needs 1 additional state to complete it 4

See the mode of selection
First Choice - You'll select a state from either North Central, North West or North East
Second Choice - You'll select a state from either South South, South East or South West
Third Choice - You'll select left over from first choice
Fourth Choice - You'll select left over from second choice.

Hope u understand now.

Register Your NYSC B16 Online Registration At Shop 14 Bakassi Hall, Yabatech.

don't get you .... I heard one can not chose any state from his/her geopolitical zone.... as in like this if someone is from south west , that same person can't chose a state in sought west....

there is no going to be any stream in this batch and camping is 28th Nov - 10th Dec ..

chiefojiji:
churchmaster sorry chumaster u have woken?
Y0rmee
Dipson546
Posiimi
Rebekkah
Ibroh22
Skoloppy31
Skiberg
Hateu2
Dream2
Dottune

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dunno what is wrong with me this morning!
I hit my head on my pillow and since den,i have bin hearing grin grin gran "losen bot and nut sounds " in my head. What could have happened

make I help you book room for yb left ?

chiefojiji:
what have dey don to u overnight

p


Won ji mi lomo le nii

Taeewo:
Nothing can be predicted in this PMB regime.. ...

bros , there are things that can be predicted oo. for example.. I predict the timetable is coming out before this year finish... oya naa make we dey see..

.
Morning ...

some people gan self.., mchteeeeeeew

Dottune:
Nah I just researched and even found out that the timetable for that of Batch B 2015 last year was released a day after the Pre Mobilization workshop began and not after the "briefing of corp members/final year students".

As you can see from the tweet by NYSC official Twitter handle and the date, it was released on the 22nd of July, while the Pre mobilization workshop started on the 21st of July.

Thanks Bro....
.

Dottune:
Good morning people!!!

Make I resume here

Meanwhile HateU2 there's a new information concerning Batch B in case you aren't aware. The Pre mobilization workshop comes up next week, which means the TT would released a few days after it.

Yea, but I think the timetable is usually released after the " Briefing of corps Members/ final year students " and not after the " pre-mobilization workshop"...because the former comes up days after the later and then days later the time table is released which means we may still have to wait for about 2 weeks more... or what do you think?

ibroh22:
Na 200k dem go dey pay

GBAM...!!!!..

Taeewo:
Congrats,atleast u go still dey collect like 100k monthly.....

Bros, y u dey whine the guy naa? how him go dey collect 100k for this Buhari government wey fuel na #140, Rice na #270, transportation self don high..... Guy, make I tell you , if that school no give you atlease #185K.... no even near there at all... Morning

taophykjackson:
taophykjackson
olabisi onabanjo university
2015 set
industrial chemistry
Lagos, ph and abj

Bros, we don dey wait for you since.. why u jus dey come naa? abi na that girl no let u come in time nii?, anyway jus sit down there and hold your phone make DG send you TT....aiit u are welcome sha .,

HBD chiefsuddenly ( chiefojiji)