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I scored 224 filled mechanical engr.....is it okay for unilag?

just checked mine........224.....pretty disappointed tho

I thot they said the satellite was missing or something?

Acecube: tuesday

Ok bro

Acecube: you are yet to see your result, right ?

Yea....did u write it?

Mods!!!!! Pls move this thread the FP!!!! Abeg!!!!

Acecube: how did yours go ? the key to the result database is with me, better start talking before i swallow it.

Hahaha abeg oo!!.......it went really fine

Although we started the exam kinda late due to server wahala and some computers crashing, everything went smoothly afterwards

And, exam MALPRACTICE was greatly reduced

Also, I wasn't scared of checking my result after the exam. I tried to check it but it didn't come up. The exam officers assured us that the results would be sent to our phones 2 hours after the exam. But.........

Abeg oo...when is the result for those that wrote the CBT yesterday coming out oo??!!

Acecube: i doubt bro, to avoid the incidence of smashed computers and what's not... They've resorted to delaying it

Lmao!!!

yemiezay: once again state that
candidates are allowed to change their
choices of
institutions and courses only once,’’ he
added,
noting that the change of institutions must be
effected before May 17, 2013, or two
weeks from
yesterday.
Ojerinde stressed that the Computer
Based Test, CBT would hold from Saturday, May
18, 2013, to
June 1, 2013 and requested
candidates to ensure
that they reprint their e-registration
slips afresh so as to be sure of their centres.

hi....does this change of institution deadline affect the ppl that also registered for cbt?

troy20: Who is d pope when abeboye is the jesus christ of our time just like someone passionately told me

O_O

wow....they all negroes?!

LoL.....very funny!!!! I guess this is another way of siphoning money..... Very hilarious tho

palugy colina: he shud pray dt GOD gives him another chance..becus if him die..na hellllll...first class

How would u know that? U been to hell before or u know someone there?

Vicjustice: Those people that you claim are "making money" in Georgia, what are they doing to make the money in a country where there is no money?
Excuse me, do you want to argue that Georgia is not one of the worst places to live in?

If I may ask? Why is Georgia the worst place to live in?

Vicjustice: Now, this "thread" is going to mislead people to assume that the Republic Of Georgia is a place to be in. But the fact is that Georgia is far from it, it is one hell of a country where women still ride old bicycles to transport their farm products and firewood for house heating: Don't be mislead, it is not in Europe, and its poverty ridden citizens are desperately seeking better life in places like Greece and Turkey through illegal migration

U make it sound like Georgia is the worst place to live on planet Earth. There are loads of people making their money in Georgia. And about the bicycle stuff...u should understand that everywhere in Georgia can never be like that. There are still places that are modern and advanced.

This thread is for anybody that is planning to be in Georgia, already in Georgia and would soon be in Georgia. Please drop any important tip or information related to this topic.

This thread is for anybody that is planning to be in Georgia, already in Georgia and would soon be in Georgia. Please drop any important tip or information related to this topic.

Yes, we can upgrade you to business class or first class after the airplane’s doors close. No, we don’t do it very often, partly because on some airlines we have to file a report explaining why we did it, partly because there has to be a meal for you and partly because the forward cabins are often full.
Ever wonder what your flight attendant really thinks of you? What they’d tell you if they had the nerve? Or weren’t afraid of being fired? What deep, dark secrets would they reveal about their jobs?
I have a number of friends who work as flight attendants. One of them recently retired after 20 years flying for the most storied name in commercial aviation, while others work for less glamorous domestic U.S. airlines. I asked them what they’d tell their passengers if theycould tell them anything at all, or what secrets they’d reveal only if granted complete anonymity. All I can say is that these people do not represent every single flight attendant in the skies, so if you’re a flight attendant yourself, please hold your fire and don’t shoot the messenger. But I didn’t makethis stuff up. What you read here may shock you, or make you laugh, I’m not sure which.


1. You know that coffee you ordered? It’s actually decaf even though you asked for regular. We’d rather that you sit back, relax and fall asleep so you don’t bother us too much. Our airline sent around a memo wondering why the decaf supplies were going so fast, noting that decaf costs more than regular coffee.
2. When we “arm” the doors on your aircraft, each flight attendant checks the work of his colleague at the opposite door. You’ve heard it a million times: “arm doors and cross check.” Did you hear “ crotch check?” It wasn’t your imagination. We get silly sometimes. And yes, despite all the cross checking — maybe because we’rechecking crotches instead — once in a great while we screw up and we forget to arm the doors, which means the emergency slides won’t automatically deploy if needed in an emergency. We can get fired for that.
3. Our airline used to pay us when we showed up for duty at the airport. That was eons ago. Then we got paid our measly hourly wage when the cabin doors closed. Then it was when the plane’s brakes were released. Now we get paid only when the wheels leave the ground (“wheels up” in airline parlance). We don’t even get paid whenwe’re taxiing! There can sometimes be hours of delay between the time we show up for work and when we’re airborne. Different airlines have different policies, but it’s a way for them to save money. So when we greetyou at the door, we do that for free. When we serve you your pre-flight drink, we do that for free, too. No wonder our smiles are so fake.
4. If a flight is late, the airline might have to pay us overtime. If the flight is going to be late anyway, we’ve been known to delay it even further in order make sure overtime kicks in, which on our airline means up to double the hourly pay. We might find some minor defect in the aircraft or use some other ruse to make up for the money we don’t get paid waiting for take off.
5. Yes, we can upgrade you to businessclass or first class after the airplane’s doors close. No, we don’t do it very often, partly because on some airlines we have to file a report explaining why we did it, partly because there has to be a meal for you and partly because the forward cabins are often full. Who do we upgrade? Not the slob who’s dressed in a dirty tank top. It helps if you’re extremely nice, well dressed, pregnant, very tall, good looking, one ofour friends or all of the above.
6. Please don’t take your computer anda newspaper into the lav. It’s gross and it means you’re going to be occupying it longer than you should.
7. Please don’t ask me what we’re flying over. I’m as clueless as you are. I am not flying the plane.
8. Please don’t do deep knee bends in my galley while I’m trying to work. You won’t get deep vein thrombosis on a flight between Houston and Austin.
9. Jiggling your glass of ice at me won’t make me dash to the galley for a refill. In fact, it makes me want to scream.
10. When I ask you what you’d like to drink and you ask me “Well, what do you have?” I want to answer “Not a lot of time.” But you wouldn’t like that.
11. I want to yank your headphones off your head after I’ve asked you what you want to drink and you’ve responded “huh?” three times. After the fourth time I just move on or give you a Coke.
12. Yes, we do ask the captain to leave the seatbelt on long after the turbulence has ended so we can serve in the aisles.
13. On night flights, we sometimes holdoff on meal service as long as we can sothat you’ll be asleep and we’ll have lessto do.
14. All male flight attendants are not gay, even if they might look like they are.
15. We really don’t like children. Not just your children, children period. Whydo you think we chose a career where we spend half our lives away from home?
16. If you poke me, I’m going to poke you back. Harder!
17. Don’t ask me where you can shove your bag. I’ve been waiting 12 years to tell you where you can shove it.

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Hello....kindly tell me the total amount I will use for the entire visa processing

how is the exam like

all u have to do is make ur complain to jamb and all wold be well

dis is scam