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TravelRe: Pilot Who Couldn't Make It To Church On Sunday Does This During Flight. Photos by dipznano: 12:15am On Jul 19, 2017
garubalawal:
I no think of that o grin
Lool grin


Madness fall on una
TravelRe: Pilot Who Couldn't Make It To Church On Sunday Does This During Flight. Photos by dipznano: 12:11am On Jul 19, 2017
kmosad:
This is super cool. Abeg where I fit learn how to fly plane? I no Sabi geography Sha o
Na geography them they use fly plane for ur kingdom abi grin
TravelRe: Pilot Who Couldn't Make It To Church On Sunday Does This During Flight. Photos by dipznano: 12:09am On Jul 19, 2017
mercylicious234:
Plane is not a car u match break, accelerate, rotate steering , etc.

It is done by pushing buttons .
I disagree... planes use more than just buttons


Before you quote me and say something wrong, Google is ur friend!
RomanceRe: Men Always Leave Me After Having Their Way The First by dipznano: 11:48pm On Jul 18, 2017
iamwoods:
guy u get brain o are u related with baba bubu
grin grin


Not really but na my personal person! grin
EducationRe: Signing Out on the boobs of a Lady(pics) by dipznano: 11:40pm On Jul 18, 2017
queenbetsy:
your turn...
privately na kiss
RomanceRe: Men Always Leave Me After Having Their Way The First by dipznano: 11:39pm On Jul 18, 2017
emakoji:
Since you already know, then stop having sex with them. Wait after the wedding. My advice
So her husband can come and leave her after honeymoon abi?? grin
EducationRe: Signing Out on the boobs of a Lady(pics) by dipznano: 11:26pm On Jul 18, 2017
queenbetsy:
that is if bubu actually returns home grin
I heard he's planning to come after Arsenal wins the EPL... grin


Abeg na him sabi... make we complete our story na wink
PetsRe: Teenager Cries As He Buries His Dead Dog (Photos) by dipznano: 10:58pm On Jul 18, 2017
Danielomisco:
john wick?? pls remind me the movie title
:-Xjohn wick?? pls remind me the movie title
Still John Wick
EducationRe: Signing Out on the boobs of a Lady(pics) by dipznano: 10:52pm On Jul 18, 2017
queenbetsy:
#15k for agreement and commission grin
Ehen... No problem na

I go dey pay am small small... I suppose fit pay am finish before president come back grin grin
EducationRe: Signing Out on the boobs of a Lady(pics) by dipznano: 10:35pm On Jul 18, 2017
queenbetsy:
continue from there grin
Haba! let's do this privately na wink
PoliticsRe: Kazeem Ademola Alimi Is Dead! by dipznano: 10:23pm On Jul 18, 2017
Life!!!

Every year, you are wished a happy birthday because a day was recorded for your birth...

Unfortunately you pass by the day you'll die in the future every year, without a clue!

RIP to the dead
EducationRe: Signing Out on the boobs of a Lady(pics) by dipznano: 10:16pm On Jul 18, 2017
queenbetsy:
oya story! story!!
Story...



I dey hear grin
EducationRe: Signing Out on the boobs of a Lady(pics) by dipznano: 10:13pm On Jul 18, 2017
queenbetsy:
a typical NL romancelander grin
Romance ke? Can't u just shift and let us gist small grin grin
PropertiesRe: How Much Will It Cost To Finish This Building Please? (pics) by dipznano: 10:04pm On Jul 18, 2017
saydfact:
Let me give u a more detailed explanation at how I arrived at the 4-5m I gave u on my thread...

Considering the size and the standard.

Roofing = 1m plus using aluminum or almost using fibre Cement roofing sheet. Let's stick with 1m

Windows = at about 21-24k per window (casement) for 1200 by 1200 with other sizes being relative. Total Windows are about 18 nos with some bigger than 1.2by1.2 = abt 550k

Doors = let's use 25k per door, thou ur steel doors for external wld cost about 50-75k depending on choice and size, we have abt 15 doors that's about 400k

Total for doors and windows = abt 1m also (remember you'll need Cement, sand to fix all)

Tiles = just budget 500k if you want to tile all floors and toilet walls. Your choice can make it more or less.

Ceiling to rooms = asbestos cost 1.4k per sheet of 1.2by1.2. Your square area is approx = 250m2 this about 240k for materials only. Add workmanship, Trans etc I'll say 350k

Electrical and plumbing = visit an electrical shop and you'll appreciate Nigeria cable is gold... Just budget 750k for electrical and another 500k for plumbing

I HOPE WE'VE NOT EXCEEDED 5m?

Good, so far we're on 4m only... .

Think about this, Buglary, Painting, plastering (which can't be less than 300k materials inclusive),

Need I type more? - Sorry I have to stop - A client just sent me a whatsapp message.

So in summary you can't really spend less than 5m

Good luck.

Lalasticlala - What u think?
Oga u no mention Geophysical and geotechnical survey o, dat na how fine houses dey bend or collapse! 9ja!
FoodRe: Nigerians And Our Weird Food Combinations by dipznano: 9:58pm On Jul 18, 2017
I just dey look una since... angry

Make I chop before customers show jare grin grin

FoodRe: Nigerians And Our Weird Food Combinations by dipznano: 9:52pm On Jul 18, 2017
juman:
It is my favorite also.
U must be a plumber then grin
FoodRe: Nigerians And Our Weird Food Combinations by dipznano: 9:49pm On Jul 18, 2017
MISSCONGENIALITY:
Bread and carrot make sense too.
Lol.
Kuku kee ursef na... commit suicide!!! grin grin
FoodRe: Nigerians And Our Weird Food Combinations by dipznano: 9:42pm On Jul 18, 2017
Nma27:
I love cucumber with bread. Just slice your cucumber and fit into your bread.. Nice!

FoodRe: Nigerians And Our Weird Food Combinations by dipznano: 9:42pm On Jul 18, 2017
Nma27:
I love cucumber with bread. Just slice your cucumber and fit into your bread.. Nice!
FoodRe: Nigerians And Our Weird Food Combinations by dipznano: 9:28pm On Jul 18, 2017
TPound:
Three categories.

1. Bread and Palm oil: Inherited this insane dish from my brother after he came home from holidays at OSU. Nigga explained to us there was no time to com soup so all he has to do is pour a thick dose of palm oil into a plate ( those type wey don "sleep"wink, sprinkle a little salt and viola! you're good to go.

2. Chin-Chin and Okro soup: This is as a result of too much shekpe (paraga). Got home after an all night of Craay binge drinking. soup was left over of previous night's supper, chin chin was in the fridge for snacking on. Omo! I just light the gas, carried the pot,headed to the parlour and ate directly from the pot. why I lit the gas still baffles me.

3. Fried pawpaw and roasted eggs: trust me... you don't wanna know what brought around the circumstance of eating this " sacrifice"
I swear u cracked me. ROTFL Lmao grin grin
FoodRe: Nigerians And Our Weird Food Combinations by dipznano: 9:22pm On Jul 18, 2017
debbycreamy:
I saw men in Bayelsa eating yam and rice with stew on it,

Nd some were swallowing garri with boiled plantain on d other hand

Wat kinda weird carbohydrates combination is that


at benin I saw bole /roasted plantain/ and groundnut

D tin weak me
Haaaaaa, 'mo gbe' shocked

You fall my hand o... boli and epa (roasted plantain and groundnut)?? Try am abeg!
FoodRe: Nigerians And Our Weird Food Combinations by dipznano: 9:17pm On Jul 18, 2017
ibkayee:
Not nauseous, the combo is just odd to me, plus I'm not a fan of milk
Ohh... it's possible.

So what's ur best 'odd' combo?
FoodRe: Nigerians And Our Weird Food Combinations by dipznano: 9:14pm On Jul 18, 2017
Eastatlantaniqqa:
It is when 'OWU' (hunger) holds thats when u would know that ur a food inventor.
There was this certain i was damn hungry i just went to the kitchen mixed processed tomatoes with crayfish an ate it.
It was fun though but money good oh
But baba, y u no just chop the crayfish rawhuh
FoodRe: Nigerians And Our Weird Food Combinations by dipznano: 9:08pm On Jul 18, 2017
Nma27:
This combo ain't weird na
No mind am undecided

Fit be cucumber and bread d mumu just chop like dat sef grin
FoodRe: Nigerians And Our Weird Food Combinations by dipznano: 9:06pm On Jul 18, 2017
asuustrike2009:
Don't blame him because some persons don't like it. I personally like soaked garri and salt.
Lool... No be ur fault na Asuustrike cause am grin
FoodRe: Nigerians And Our Weird Food Combinations by dipznano: 9:04pm On Jul 18, 2017
ibkayee:
Nope
Nauseous ??
FoodRe: Nigerians And Our Weird Food Combinations by dipznano: 9:02pm On Jul 18, 2017
FunkyAlhaji2015:
Amala with fry eggs my favourite
You can lie wink
FoodRe: Nigerians And Our Weird Food Combinations by dipznano: 9:01pm On Jul 18, 2017
ibkayee:
Milk and garri. Tufia
Wait! U can't take milk and garri? shocked
FoodRe: Nigerians And Our Weird Food Combinations by dipznano: 8:58pm On Jul 18, 2017
Afam4eva:
Bread and Beans is so weird. It's just that it has become popular with Yoruba people and has been sorta normalized.
Abeg shift! What is weird in it? undecided
FoodRe: Nigerians And Our Weird Food Combinations by dipznano: 8:58pm On Jul 18, 2017
ALAYORMII:
Indomie and bread



Can anyone beat this combo


Rice, beans, yam, spaghetti, salad.
Werey re o grin
NYSCRe: A Guy’s NYSC Throwback Picture Got Facebook Users Talking by dipznano: 8:52pm On Jul 18, 2017
bbbabes:
Am a learner when it comes to this
Biko I prefer urs grin
PoliticsRe: Lagos APC Primary Turns Bloody, Party Chairman & Others Brutally Beaten (Photos) by dipznano: 8:28pm On Jul 18, 2017
Narldon:
I'm looking for free land lemme faint
See land





















Oya faint! grin

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