₦airaland Forum

I recall the one on bank road, Yola has gates!

However, it's a customer service tactic

Lalas247:
No vex it's the devil

Devil sef don tire for una Nigerians...
na jeje the guy dey hin lane wey u go horn say u wan overtake now o....

DALE917:
Lol, I think you should rather fast and pray about your life

Smh... you were warned!

funlord:
A bottle of black label, 1 vodka, a few cokes and a few plates of chicken wings at a standard club on a friday night na him be person salary for 30 days of hard labour?

Naija I hail!

Number 1 reason wey I bin reject one offer last month... lubbish


Job wey I think say na correct step up for me, I guess they couldn't afford to pay after weighing me, so dem chase me with salary. Lool
I just dey laff the man...

DALE917:
Lol
Thank God for my course
The starting salary is 110k

You wey still dey 200lvl??

You better start prayer and fasting

FortuneTeller:
Are you a woman or a man It should come with satisfying me just as he is satisfied. It shouldn't be bang, bang, done.

Hmm... lessons

uniquiness:
Placard;
Lard
Card
Pad

Monarch

Roam,
Arch,
Ran.


Caption

IamKashyBaby:


If i were to choose, i wud prefer very modest but solemn wedding ceremony...

Maximum 10 ppol will be invited. NO MORE THAN 10.

Civil wedding wud do. No need of a church wedding since i do not have a religion..

Wedding gown? Maybe.

Wedding Reception: Juz in hotel..So it will be juz counted..RSVP only.

Na person like u go end up having a reception like campaign rally!!!

franchizy:
Please can someone told me when does this happens.

Nobody will told you!!!

beautebeats:
Odikwa Serious...

Oshey naija breed

pyyxxaro:
He should just sell the remaining body of the car, and use it to buy HORSE

@least he won't be wasting money on fuel and mechanic

Horse no go chop??

Modsenemy:
They mean , we can't be in this economy together and you still can customize a car !!! Wat for ?


Can the Mr above me out of joy just give me any amount of money.

Chai... ttush begging

Lalas247:
Mynd44 biko come and see BABANLA IRO . Lies pon lies pon lies
Only thing that makes sense is jollof rice .. I AGREE
But as for the rest una they deceive una self ... show me just one that ticks two in that list

Haba! No fall my hand o...
I dey find u since, see wetin I con meet u dey yarn wen I sight u

adorablevic:
lol... so true

And how do u respond to most of dem?

Godsage:
wow!

Why are you forming

fastgyal:
All these are baby methods na.
The one I'm familiar with is "let me just put the tip"
hahahahaha

Lol... could be true tho'

fastgyal:
All these are baby methods na.
The one I'm familiar with is "let me just put the tip"
hahahahaha

Lwkm... Ehn na!


E no go enter finish

misspineapple:
God is 2 wonderful

Oh yeah he is...

How are you today?

Leonbonapart:
Both doctors and science are contrary to the word and will of God...
science should explain how a virgin was able to conceive with sperm or knowing a man, how the burning furnace couldn't hurt the four, how a man was raised to heaven with his body, soul and spirit....






















I am on the LORD'S side

I hope you neither use drugs or seek any sort of medical attention through any medium

blackyd:
Oluwa ohhhh.......imagine! Jss! That pikin get liver shaaa

Forget class!!!

Age is not by class! Dude could be 19 already sef

Nikbaebrown:
Disgusting!!! Now This Is What Debouches When Parents And The Society Regard The Male Genders As Sacred Cows Whom Moral Dexterity And Societal Values Aren't Applicable To. Sadly, They Are Now Living Up To Expectations And The Blame Game Continues. Worse-still, It Metamorphoses To A Host Of Ridiculous Misdemeanours And Bizzare Saga's With No One Giving A Rats Fanny About Them.

Then, Welcome To A Society Of Criminality,injustice,Corruption And Terrorism. Evans Story, Most Probably Emanated From Juvenile Delinquency And So Did Others. Its Bewildering How We Are Cautiously Giving Way To A New Breed Of Reckless, Uncultured And Retarded Prats Who'd Inturn Ruffle World Peace. TRAIN UP A "CHILD" IN THE WAY HE SHOULD GO AND WHEN HE IS OLD HE WNT DEPART FROM IT.

Chaii.... bet y??


This one weak me!!!


I was almost honourably Patricked!!

In as much as it looks like a scam, many of ya'll reply like you know the basic criteria for their recruitment


Mstw

INVESTORBNAIRA:
Na so 1 fool been dm me say ma join,i con think weytin illuminati see for me wey dem want me,i con tell am say i wan join the mumu learner say ma pay 50k for form

Yess... kontinu

dessz:
publicity stunt wetin jmartin dit sing wet illuminati go dey find am mtcheww

Smh... weed sha

holatimmy:
Shoot...

Trey Songs what were you thinking?

You don't like the jam?

timilehin007:
he should sing with bucket songs pls...trey songs is below his standard jare

Only Jah jehovah knows the colour of the weed u smoked!

NwaAmaikpe:


This is a gross violation of their fundamental human rights.

This is wrong
This is barbaric
This is hateful
This should not be condoned.

Sex is a basic need
Sex is a primal instinct
Good sex makes you live longer.

These two adults have done nothing wrong.
Nothing whatsoever.

I'm so heartbroken by this news.
l've always said Ebonyi state is the weak link of the South East and this proves it.

I wonder what would have happened to me and Mama Bilikisu if we were living at Ebonyi state.
Because my own older lover is in her early 80s.

More like Mama 'uncle bilikisu'

oriflamebaby1:
Make Money, look good and have fun

Ask me how?

HOW??

Onyiridike:
Show me a university graduate who is a failure and I will show you 10,000 illiterates who are practically begging for food.

Apprenticeship in Nigeria without education is the best way to forever remain a nobody.

Just walk down your street and see the life of a vulcanizer, mechanic, barber, panel beater and the rest.

Among the richest people in Nigeria, how many are practising apprenticeship.

How often do companies advertise for positions that require ONLY apprenticeship skill.

@Op, you can even communicate effectively because you are educated.

How do you expect a roadside mechanic without education to master the art and science of business management, marketing strategies, Research and Development and Quality Assurance which are necessary requirements in today's business world?

Your arguement is that apprenticeship is better than College degree and you are still arguing that he/she can combine both. This is illogical to me.

If you choose apprenticeship over education, then stick to it and let us see how many of them will be more successful than those who are truly educated.

I swear your head dey der... I tried to make that clear earlier, dem no gree...

Lalas247:
Where u dey waka go oya come

I con dey waka d whole nairaland I no see you... where u bin hide??


Come out o

Lalas247:
Africa sha same thing

Lol... Abeg make we comot this thread go gist jare, before dem 'misunderstooding' us.

Lalas247:
Hmm really does .. the guy removed his top just to beat her
Serious beating

Doesn't look Nigeria to me tho'