young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor.
The counselor asks the wife, “What is the problem?”
She responds, “My husband suffers from premature ejaculation.”
The counselor turns to her husband and inquires, “Is that true?”
The husband replies, “Well not exactly; it’s her that suffers, not me.”

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary.
As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, “When
you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?”
The husband replied, “All I wanted to do was to Bleep your brains out, and suck your tits dry.”
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, “What are you thinking now?”
He replied, “It looks like I did a pretty good job.”

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary.
As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, “When
you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?”
The husband replied, “All I wanted to do was to Bleep your brains out, and suck your tits dry.”
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, “What are you thinking now?”
He replied, “It looks like I did a pretty good job.”

hazyfm:


How do u reason? With all due respect, the FG has to look into the issue of extortion, but that shouldn't be a reason to hammer this directive. Its a good one.
It has already been enforced in Lagos, I have not witnessed any case of extortion, but Govt can work on that too.

Cause you have not seen extortion doesn't mean it's not in progress, take it or leave it, we the masses will suffer for this.

Ephemmm:
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Thrash............ All of us are Nigerians: police should not be guarding VIPs with tax payers' money.

Agreed but, we all will suffer the consequences cause they get paid better as vip escorts than the fg pays them, just prepare your 50 or 100 naira Roger.

otijah:
not making sense

cause you are used to agbero jokes....

was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of
weather to the same neighborhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who
congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.
At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house
handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee.
She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom
where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.
When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she made him a full breakfast with a cup of
steaming coffee.
As she was pouring the coffee, he noticed a $5 bill sticking out from under the cup’s bottom edge.
“All this is just too wonderful for words,” he said, “but what’s the money for?”
“Well,” she said, “last night I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we
should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you and he said, ‘Bleep him, give him a
fiver.’”
The lady then said, “The breakfast was my idea.”

godson36:
This is what we call federal Government.... We citizen should feel that an order is giving by the president.. Either Good or Bad....

Jonathan rule for SIx years, but I don't see an order from him... He was just there without any impact....

(Oh Am sorry, he had an impact once... That was January 1, 2012 ....

Hope you remember That was during the Fuel Subsidy saga.....

Some useless parent name their child Goodluck and Jonathan then...... But now, they have taken their child to court to change their name

Barcanista,,, come out now....... Haven't u pick enough Iron sheet for today

Mumu, don't you know they will use it as an avenue to extort money from motorists?

pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it was completed he asked when
and where he could see the picture. The producer sheepishly confessed that it was actually a Indecency
film and it was due out in a month.
A month later, the musician went to a Indecency theater to see it. With his collar up and dark glasses
on, he took a seat in the back row, next to a couple who also seemed to be in disguise.
The movie was even raunchier than he had feared, featuring group sex, S/M and even a dog.
After a while, the embarrassed pianist turned to the couple and said, “I’m only here to listen to the
music.”
“Yeah?” replied the man. “We’re only here to see our dog.”

There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a costume party... Then he had
a bright idea.
When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there wearing only underwear.
“What the hell are you supposed to be?” asked the host.
“A premature ejaculation,” said the man. “I just came in my underpants!”

Q. Do you know what 6.9 is?
A. A good thing bleeped up by a period.

Little Johnny comes in to school one morning wearing a brand new watch. His best friend, little
Benny, wants to know where the watch is from, so Johnny tells his story: “I was coming from the
bathroom to my bedroom when I heard a strange noise from my parent’s bedroom. I walked in and
saw them bouncing up and down. Dad said I could have anything I wanted as long as I didn’t tell the
family. I asked for a new watch and here it is.”
Benny decides he wants one too, so night after night he listens outside his parents’ bedroom for any
strange noises and, sure enough, eventually he hears some banging and groaning from the other side of
the door. He walks in and catches his parents in the act, so his dad offers him anything he wants to
keep quiet about the whole affair. Benny immediately says, “I want a watch.”
The dad sighs and says, “Alright, but go and stand in the corner and don’t make any noise.”

A man was wandering around a carnival and he happened to see a fortuneteller’s tent. Thinking it
would be good for a laugh, he went inside and sat down.
“Ah...” said the woman as she gazed into her crystal ball. “I see you are the father of two children.”
“That’s what you think,” said the man scornfully. “I’m the father of THREE children.”
The woman grinned and said, “That’s what YOU think!”

An article on Time magazine said that men who witness their wives giving birth usually loose interest in sex.