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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 8:12pm On Nov 01, 2022
A001:
A fire incident just happened at Tejuosho Market in Yaba. I'm sure macjireh's god is also responsible for this sorry incident.

Hope say e no reach Jacobs Street?
E get one banny for 29 Jacob Street wey I dey collabo grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 8:09pm On Nov 01, 2022
Ballzproblemm:
Potter salary is £12m per year in 5 years,you think boehly will pay that kind of money to sack him overnight? lol

This fella does nothing to deserve that pay!
He is half baked overhyped English coach.

He should continue playing 3 at the back, and playing wingers out of position.
Silly coach.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 7:54pm On Oct 29, 2022
Ballzproblemm:
lose or draw I Stan you campe ,you never get your own transfer window Dem don dey judge you, 8 match unbeaten ,them still dey judge you, key players out,them still dey Judge you, recruitment team not in place ,them still dey judge you ,until all those things stated above are placed in ,I will not judge potter yet ,till then we move.


as for tuchelcult una go drag Potter tire ,5 years contract no be beans ,he is here to stay.,we move.

Well, I am glad that we got beaten.
Defeat like this is good for factory reset, and what in the football green grass is he thinking to be playing RLC & Sterling as wing backs?
I thought we hired him to play these footballers in their natural position and play good football?

He better buckle up because Chelsea is not a club to give you long years to work around a team.
Roman might not be there but his legacy still lives.

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Health / Re: Worrisome Exodus Of Nigerian Doctors - Dr. Ojinmah Uche (NMA) President by Dirtyyansh: 8:15pm On Oct 28, 2022
Banking industry & Big four firms are another industry that are worst hit.

If Bobo Chicago enter next year, na God hand we dey cos insecurity would be worse, danfo & agbero will be emboldened.

There would be currency crunch & dearth of infrastructural facilities.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 10:52pm On Oct 25, 2022
donstan18:
KDB and Halland becomes useless when you man-mark KDB.

Halland isn’t an all round player like Mbappe that can do everything. He’s useless without service.

Deal with KDB and everything about City will turn to trash.

Rudiger says hi...

This man na kolo man.
The way he took KDB out of the game cleanly totori my belle.
Long may your career live wherever you are, Akpola shoe grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 7:43pm On Oct 25, 2022
Unlimited22:

Topped the group after being dead last after 2 games.

Tuchel almost carry us trabaye grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Rishi Sunak: 18 Things To Know About Incoming UK Prime Minister (Photos) by Dirtyyansh: 10:28pm On Oct 24, 2022
God1000:
Wow, but can someone of African descent ever become UK Prime minister? That's highly improbable.

But Obama with Kenyan roots became president in America.

For better Nigeria, vote Peter Obi for president


This man is evil.
From sanctioning the killing in Iraq, to legalising homosexuality marriages to destroying Libya.
May his soul never find peace .
Health / Re: I Might Be Impotent by Dirtyyansh: 5:57pm On Oct 24, 2022
Masturbation is not the cause of your problem.
There are people who have been nutting for over 15yrs, and they are still rock solid when they have a match.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 5:21pm On Oct 24, 2022
Android22:
Wouldn't you wish that? Well, Napoli asked for 5m extra and City said no. That is the same City that would pay Haaland 500k more per week than their best player. Buahahahaha.

Continue lying to yourself.
Guardiola said it, that he will not force any player who doesn't want to play for them in a press conference.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 9:36pm On Oct 23, 2022
Ibime:
If you believe Haaland chose a club not based on financial deal but on criteria they told you in a marketing documentary after signing for the club, you must be as gullible as the City fans who bought the propaganda of Haaland father posting pictures of Haaland in City shirts as a child, claiming it's a transfer of passion, when Haaland has always been on record as a Leeds fan where his father did his best work.

Imagine buying marketing propaganda as if a player ever signed for a club and said "I came here for the rabba" grin grin

I made my points clear and it's corroborated by many including the demands made to both Chelsea and Manure when they chased Haaland, and corroborated by Xavi who chased Haaland. My statement that Haaland has release cause in order to satisfy his father and agents need for future payments is corroborated by the rush to offer Haaland new contract after just one month. If you believe Haaland is on same salary as KDB, I have a bridge to sell you. Even the demands of $50m paced on Chelsea a year ago work out to $1m a week and corroborate the Daily Mail figure of £900k a week in easily achievable incentive based salary, which City dressed up as £375k a week so as not to hurt KDB feelings. One must be beyond naive, or an agendist to believe Mbappe will collect £1m a week and Haaland will ask for 1/3rd of the going rate

As for that mumu User09, stick to writing plenty English to campaign how all English players are wack, how.Chelsea should sell James and buy Hakimi, and all similar foolish talk you use to disguise Anglophobia. Nobody is fooled.


grin
He don collect. 1-0
Such a dumb comment from a 'supposed Chelsea' fan, to sell James and sign Hakimi.
Is Hakimi the best right back in the world now?
User09, you are a Dumbo!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 9:33pm On Oct 23, 2022
This Agatu footballer's value keep decreasing every year.
See as him dey look like a owl

We don buy market grin.

He should be playing for Bendel insurance grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 9:16pm On Oct 23, 2022
Android22:
City are the best run club in football. Sorry we don't do bribes. We refused overpaying for Jorginho, Cucurella, Kane etc. I could go on and on. The era of breaking the rules has ended. It won't be invalidated by your desire to believe your own wishes and conjectures.
.

He rejected your team tongue
No amount of money would have made him choose you.
Win 1 UCL first
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 8:04pm On Oct 23, 2022
Android22:
Thank God for sensible people like you. I know many people on here are allergic to thorough research and speaking the truth so it is always nice to see someone who does not follow the herd.

For those who care to know, the Haaland family put out a documentary on the "Decision" similar to what Lebron did in 2010 when he declared he was going to play for Miami Heats. In that documentary, Erling and his father told the world the order in which they favored clubs. City was number 1. Bayern Munich 2. Real Madrid 3 and PSG number 4. That is from the horse's mouth. Chelsea and Liverpool were 5&5 and Barcelona was number 7.

Everyone and their cat will know that whatever Haaland's financial terms were, all those clubs listed above were willing to meet it. So the family had to use a points based system to rank teams and City finished number 1 which is why he selected City.

Forget all those tales by moonlight about 900k and other junk. Manchester City consider Kevin Debruyne their best player and were never going to offer anyone a salary higher than his. Also, nobody will give a striker crazy bonuses for doing what strikers are supposed to do. Haaland earns the same amount as Kevin Debruyne.

If people consider Bayern a prudent club, then they should explain how Bayern would have spent all the nonsense figures for 1 player. Bayern would never. Don't let people deceive you into forgetting that FFP rules govern transfers. Neymar family are in court in Spain today because of his deal in Barcelona.

City know that due to their recent runnings with UEFA which they won in court, they are now 10 times more diligent and careful about any deal because UEFA will use it to get one back. Stop listening to people that just type whatever comes to their mind on the fly. You should never listen to people who never admit when they are wrong as well.

It is simple. Google the facts I have laid bare here. You can even watch the documentary for yourself and hear Alfie explain things. Everybody pays agency fees. It is usually between 10-20% of the transfer figure. By next season, UEFA even want to clamp down on it.

Buahahahaha @ Haaland going to RM or PSG. Clubs he already rejected. The only reason Halaand will even leave City is if Pep retires. Haaland said Pep was part of why he selected City even though he never goes to teams because of the manager.

Cut me some slack, FFP is a joke.
City ought to have been sanctioned if that federation were not toothless.

Barcelona got away with alot of nonsense this transfer window, why were they not punished?

Keep that FFP nonsense in your back pocket.
The teams who have money would bribe their way through & Infantino and his cohorts will overlook it.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 7:59pm On Oct 23, 2022
Havertz10:
This post annoys me, at first, i scanned thru it cause I knew prior that reading it wouldn’t be worth my time but it’s so long, so I presumed that you really meant whatever nonsense you were trying to express and gave it a read.

cheesy cheesy I don’t know which is more amusing, your effort or the people that think it’s funny to promote your antics

Chelsea is a global brand with more fans outside Britain than within, nobody anywhere in the world has issues with promoting home grown players, all we are saying is that they should be good enough, it’s not deep

This is elite sports, if you want to play the dream mode and have a homegrown first eleven, change clubs, we are expected to win shit regularly, today’s arsenal is referred to as a joke because they don’t win shit, they wasted decades doing what we are doing now, remember Walcott and the likes, they were all hyped as the next big thing


Asides Barca because Xavi is clearly an Idiot, no other top club acts like this, Bayern will bench you if you aren’t performing regardless of nationality, talkless of a talent at the level of mount, he would have been sold a decade ago

Premier league has to accommodate players, it’s essential to its survival, we had this argument here last year, people fail to see that it’s foreign players that improved the league’s standard and appeal, money gets teams more good players on average and the league collectively becomes more competitive which brings in more money, it’s only normal for top players to go there, doesn’t mean shit, if you dig deeper, at a time it was seria A that dominated football, the rest of your arguments are moot

As far as i’m concerned, if you are going start games for Chelsea, all factors being equal, you should be above average at the very least



When I called you a nuisance at best, you deserved it. Sir Alex used an homegrown team to win the league in the 90's, were they all standout players?

Arsenal did not sign decent players to complement their young guns hence they failed.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 11:27am On Oct 23, 2022
Jodera:
Lol, Chelsea paid over £70m for Havertz, paid almost £50m for Sterling but we Una no dey include Salary, amount paid to his agent and bla bla bla.

Why then are you people now interested in Haaland contract and annual salary and Papa fees again when e no dey included in the net spend?

Halaand's official bid is £51m same way Sterling's official bid is £47.5m. Any other thing na conspiracy theories just to make themselves feel good.

Conspiracy is over £500k in wages?
What are you saying?
Havertz agent fee is not upto £10m, same way his wages is not upto £200k.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 11:14am On Oct 23, 2022
Ballzproblemm:
another uncomfortable truth people need to hear is ,we need someone for that mount position,on days like this that he doesn't perform, not saying he is bad ,but , today on , tommorow off
.

Mount should be a CMF. He does not have a business playing AMF or LWF. He's a good player nonetheless, a committed one at that.

His energy & possession football has not been put into good use.

Kovacic, Jorginho & Kante have all paid their dues.
They should be relieved of their duties.
Kovacic does not bring anything to that squad. All he does is win possession and throw it away.
No productivity, no creativity, nothing!
Jorginho has done his best, while Kante is past his prime, gracias for all his outstanding football (but we cannot keep paying wages for an injury prone).
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 11:12am On Oct 23, 2022
Ballzproblemm:
undecided thirteen fixture between October and November, Potter has won five draw 3, without losing, yet his avarage coach,the same man u ,that defeated in form arsenal ,Spurs ,we drew ,yet he is avarage coach ,come next window ,he should go for trossard and caicedo
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Fair play to him, and I must commend him for the renewed spirit within the squad.
One thing i have been agitating for: is to see my team play free flow attacking football, not necessarily Man city playing style but decent football like Pochettino played at Spurs, Ancelotti at Madrid & the one Klopp is playing at Liverpool (not this season).
I know 6weeks is a short time to implement such, but i am yet to see his playing pattern.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 10:59am On Oct 23, 2022
Jodera:
I will never use price to judge any team. Richarlison costs more than Haaland but everyone knows he's no near Haaland right foot how much more his left.

Man u front 3 costs over twice my front 3 but God knows I'll never swap them even with a gun in the head grin
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Read the transfer contracts again.
Haaland annual salary is x10 of Richarlison.
What about the money paid to his father?
City cooked alot of books & Uefa knows about it, but they will not sat anything because infantino has collected riba

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 10:25am On Oct 23, 2022
popizaino:
Aubameyang shouldn't be starting our games henceforth.
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1 bad game is too small to judge a player.
I was against his signing, yeah! But it is what it is!
The owner call the shot, and we fans, just need to hope he put gives his best for us.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 8:17pm On Oct 22, 2022
Segedinho:

Agenda no let u call out Tuchel..

na wa

Tucheliban grin
I was against his haram defensive football since last season, but he was a good man.
We will never forget how he stuck with us when the chips were down.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 8:04pm On Oct 22, 2022
Singapore1:
Sterling should never wear chelsea jersey again!

Boehly should be flogged for signing him.
I said it when the rumour came out that we wanted him, he is past his prime.

We could have signed Gabriel Jesus instead.
Sterling is no different from Timo.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 8:00pm On Oct 22, 2022
popizaino:


When,where and who did Andres iniesta score ?

Chelsea scored within 9minutes of play, it is different.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 7:56pm On Oct 22, 2022
Havertz10:
Player of the season grin

A big fool, that is what you are undecided

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 7:32pm On Oct 22, 2022
Itsrm:


Take control of what. This is what will happen 9 times out of 10 if you score that late. Your opponent will throw everything at you. They have nothing else to lose.


The Chelsea of old will never let you smell the box 18 when they score close to regulation time.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 7:23pm On Oct 22, 2022
I knew Man utd would equalise with those long balls.
You should take control of a game after scoring late to full time.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 12:17pm On Oct 22, 2022
Amoto94:
Graham Potter[b]- whose Brighton side won 2-1 at Old Trafford in August [/b]- could become the first manager to beat Manchester United with multiple clubs in a top-flight season since Andy Aitken did with Middlesbrough and Leicester City in 1908-09.

With 3 of our first team regulars out?
I doubt it.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 5:35pm On Oct 20, 2022
zeusis:
Chelsea has turned to a chemistry lab where all sort of experiment takes place

grin grin grin grin
You don kolo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 2:35pm On Oct 20, 2022
Havertz10:
mount will go months without a goal and y’all wouldn’t say shit

Havertz goes just 2 games without a goal, and in those 2 games he came on as a substitute player once and suddenly he is bad

My opinions on Chelsea fans is known so I wouldn’t take this conversation further than this

Take that your bald head away from this thread.
You & your mentor are average, and he should be regarded as a squad player at best.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 2:27pm On Oct 20, 2022
Havertz10:
failed with 3 thropies in 2 years

Most of you have this sense of entitlement cheesy

Havertz is a Chelsea legend, his name is written in Chelsea folklore
.


shocked shocked
Na dog & rabies go chop & infect the mouth & hand wey you take type this nonsense.
Spits on your bald head
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 10:11pm On Oct 19, 2022
diggz:
Sterling already looking like a low budget fraud at the moment... Mscheeeew! angry

This one is washed already.
Boehly should have signed Jesus instead.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 9:07pm On Oct 19, 2022
WhoDeyHause:
Our midfield is dead. Brentford want to kill us.

Kovacic & Jorginho can never be a big team midfield mainstay.
We need to get rid of these two before no team would sign them.

No goal threat, no long passes & no cutting edge through balls, which kind midfielders be this?

I have been singing this song for 2years, Kova & Joggyboy are average players.
Havertz? That one is beyond redemption.
Spita

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 5:59pm On Oct 16, 2022
Havertz10:
Tuchel might have many flaws, but we never got outplayed like we were against Villa today, we were completely dominated, even Leeds that beat us 3-0 didn’t dominate us like that, such a shame, porter is an average manager

We got very lucky today, even our goals needed luck, yet some people are hyping that duck and underrating tuchel, ungrateful pigs

Kepa deserves to win motm

You no get sense.
Two beautiful goals are luck?
When will that fraud, Havertz produce something magical like the free-kick?
Spit on your bald head at okokomaiko

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