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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Dirtyyansh: 4:33pm On Aug 27, 2023
CheerfulGiver:
This is a matter of fact. I see some of you refer to these earnings like it's a joke. It's not.

I netted 63k yesterday alone
. No, I didn't say gross.... Net.

Let people do what they want.

You don start to dey lie again?
Na air you blow inside fuel tank? 63k kor, 3k ni

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 7:59pm On Jun 24, 2023
Boehly don carry us Trabaye lipsrsealed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 6:46pm On Jun 24, 2023
Villageboy1010:
EXCL: Chelsea on the verge of reaching full agreement with Harry Maguire on personal terms. 🚨🔵⚫️

Contract will be valid until June 2028, it’s almost done on player side.

Chelsea will negotiate with Man utd next week and hope to get deal done in 7 days.


grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 6:41pm On Jun 23, 2023
BlueAngel444:
why nobody else dey Caicedo matter dey puzzling. Dem tak say Caicedo dey better pass Rice and also dey cheaper yet united, city no send am, even arsenal commot him matter

Na hype.
His agent is doing the campaign and Boehly, in his usual foolishness will sanction a ÂŁ75m purchase like he did for Fofanyann- chase breast.

That guy is not worth ÂŁ35m. I would take Julio Enciso's for that price because he is valuable and creative and he's younger.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 6:39pm On Jun 23, 2023
Ballzproblem2:
Rio ave next! the project is kicking, better hope on .



Hopefully Chelsea will stop buying players and blocking academy players pathways at cohbam.



When boehly was networking with scouts and club owners they thought he was just playing.


when will you realize this man is a genius

Genius for triggering Enzo release clause ?
Genius for buying useless players up & down?
Genius for not finding a buyer for Kepa Arinzebalaga
Genius for not signing a creative, deadball specialist player like James Maddison?
Genius for wasting ÂŁ600m on average footballers?

I'm tired mehn.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 6:36pm On Jun 23, 2023
Black44:
what do u[b] take enzo for[/b]?

Who's Enzo?

Is that a name of an overpriced footballer or another name for Agbado?

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 6:28pm On Jun 23, 2023
WhoDeyHause:
We need to start recruiting wisely now.

We have enough defensive minded players at Chelsea.
What we need is a creative attacking brand.
Also, do not forget that most players from Italian league end up as flops in the EPL (Shevchenko, Aquilani, Lukaku, Veron, Balotelli, Samanca etc)
Save for a very few like Salah & Pogba.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 6:23pm On Jun 23, 2023
BlueAngel444:
Ur being sarcastic abi

No, I am not.
Nkunku seem more like galala dancer ( Saint Allain Maxima) while those two are too defensive.

We need creativity, someone in the mould of Debruyne, Fabregas or Bruno Fernandez
Travel / Re: Why Our Govt Banned Dependents Visa For Nigerian Students – British High Comm. by Dirtyyansh: 11:45pm On Jun 21, 2023
The only thing you Brits know is to extort people.

Australia & other European countries are opening up, na una go lose.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 11:41pm On Jun 21, 2023
Nkunku- Enzo - Caicedo in our midfield would be too rigid & defensive. We need a creative force in our midfield 3.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 11:39pm On Jun 21, 2023
@Havertz10, your hero has joined Arsenal.

All the foaming in the mouth, gone.

grin grin grin cheesy

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 9:42pm On May 02, 2023
Khayceeofficial:
Why the Bleep is Sterling still wearing a football jersey? Lampard is such a fool for keeping this guy on the pitch. Totally useless, can't defend, can't shoot, can't hold up balls for a sec, can't dribble and this fool chooses to keep him on over mudryk.

That midfield is weak AF. Kovacic has had so many games this season. Why can't this fool rest him for someone else.

Swears, Lampard ought to be a chief steward at Stamford bridge if he really loves this club

Lol grin cheesy

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 10:49pm On Apr 11, 2023
Until Fraudiola win the UCL with Man City ,Tuchel is clear.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 10:48pm On Apr 11, 2023
NinjaMetahuman:
the same one that got trophy to show for it (Again) when it mattered most. grin

Raumdeuter, abi wetin be that Bald headed boy no go sleep this nite grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 7:54am On Mar 19, 2023
Ballzproblem2:
No player has averaged more progressive passes per 90 in the Premier League this season than Enzo Fernandez
[ SkySports]


Dem don start again.
Capping rubbish.
Car Talk / Re: Buying My First Car by Dirtyyansh: 7:14pm On Mar 15, 2023
Tokunbo Toyota camry 2004 will cost nothing less than 2.5m.

Keep the money in the bank and save up.

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Celebrities / Re: Segun Wire's Mum Begs Zlatan To Forgive And Help Them (pics/video) by Dirtyyansh: 11:34am On Mar 09, 2023
If Zlatan takes them back, he is a bastard!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Borussia Dortmund UCL (2 - 0) On 7th March 2023 by Dirtyyansh: 11:30am On Mar 09, 2023
kals4luv990:
m sure yu did not watch that match boss
Not everything yu must quote


Gbe gbogbo enu e soun!
Celebrities / Re: "God Please, Don't Let Me See What Will Make Me Leave Smoking" - Naira Marley by Dirtyyansh: 4:35pm On Mar 08, 2023
Continue!

Ask your brother OJB Jezreel and Eedris Abdulkarim.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Borussia Dortmund UCL (2 - 0) On 7th March 2023 by Dirtyyansh: 4:34pm On Mar 08, 2023
kals4luv990:
I told my friend that the CHELSEA yu usually meet in Epl games no be the same CHELSEA yu go meet for CHAMPIONS LEAGUE ni..those boys have a stunning c.l games ni
.

The game we struggled to win?
Abegiiiii

Potter & Havertz are the most useless sportsmen on the planet.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Borussia Dortmund UCL (2 - 0) On 7th March 2023 by Dirtyyansh: 4:30pm On Mar 08, 2023
Kai Havertz is a very average player.

How on God's green earth did we pay ÂŁ72m for this fraudster?
Family / Re: Couple Who Met During NYSC Celebrate 22nd Wedding Anniversary (Photos) by Dirtyyansh: 8:18pm On Mar 04, 2023
Remi Hassan na crook.

Pastor wey dey Bleep
Politics / Re: Keyamo To Obi: You Played The Most Divisive Religious Politics & Lost D Election by Dirtyyansh: 9:15pm On Mar 02, 2023
Eleribu ni Festus Keyamo yii.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 10:40pm On Feb 15, 2023
Havertz10:
Havertz needs a goal to complete this performance


E be like say na Tinubu born this boy

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 200k Net VI Or 200k Gross Abule Egba by Dirtyyansh: 6:25pm On Jan 28, 2023
My advice is for you to take the company that offers HMO, 13th month salary, Pension and bonuses/commission.

That is my two cent.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 6:42pm On Jan 22, 2023
Arsenal would win the league .

They are better than everyone
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 5:17pm On Jan 21, 2023
Havertz10:
Personally I think that havertz is tuned in now, determination is next level

We should Play him as 10 in that midfield and we would never look back, would boost our team defensively and offensively

Take away the burden of scoring from him, let him create for others and get the occasional beautiful goal

This boy, when will you stop making excuses for this lad?
It's 3years since he joined Chelsea and he is yet to give us that superb performances you promised us.

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Romance / Re: Has Anyone Dated Or Married A Big 4 Female Consultant? by Dirtyyansh: 7:38am On Jan 20, 2023
Kasdat5:
Make I no talk my own experience, na winch almost all of them be , ladies in the Big 4 , run from them .

Please share your experience.
Romance / Re: Has Anyone Dated Or Married A Big 4 Female Consultant? by Dirtyyansh: 7:37am On Jan 20, 2023
Gerrard59:
I had a few female acquaintances/friends who worked in the Big4 and finance industry. Trust me, unless you are financially above them, you won't be able to date or eventually marry them. They are intelligent, speak eloquently and are well-exposed. But biology will always biologicate - women marry up, and men marry down. It is the same everywhere. In East Asian societies, women will judge a man by where he works before thinking of dating him. The man is expected to earn a particular amount of money (usually more than they do) before marriage. It is part of life. He can befriend them platonically - they are exposed to business deals and have an invaluable network/contacts. Unless you are working in an industry where you are paid more than she does (oil and gas, senior software engineer earning in dollars, top medical consultant, investment banking) or own/run businesses whose revenues run into hundreds of millions of naira, better date a woman who you out-earn.

It is not your fault (nothing like your friend here. Na you be the friend grin). It is just life being what it is.

I really thank God, my parents, myself and Lee Kuan Yew for the dose of pragmatism I have received/read over the years. It has made me to be very realistic and understand how the world works.

Well, thanks for the advice but the assumption is not right.
Need I ask, are their no women in the big 4 who married someone they earned more than?
Romance / Re: Has Anyone Dated Or Married A Big 4 Female Consultant? by Dirtyyansh: 7:34am On Jan 20, 2023
HudaIna:


When a man ain’t got no money, the sofa becomes more erm… I can’t find the word, USEFUL! (According to my girlfriend).


God don’t shame us! Our generation is paying for something we don’t even know about!

I really do not know why you are making fuss all over the thread. If someone had hurt you in the past, then deal with it and get hold of yourself.

I am a 38yr old, married with 2kids to a beautiful woman whom I met when I was earning 40,000 naira. She never bat an eyelid over my earnings and to the glory of God, we have overcome and are doing just fine.

I brought a matter to the forum because they said in the multitude of counsel there is wisdom. In my hearts of hearts, I would have told him to forget about the relationship but he said, the lady in question do care but I don't know how long that would last considering the discussion they have had.
Not like the boy is begging for food or cannot afford his rent or take care of himself, he was just worried about the family life if they eventually get married.

If you cannot act like a mature woman, it's better you stop commenting on the thread.

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