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Romance / Re: Has Anyone Dated Or Married A Big 4 Female Consultant? by Dirtyyansh: 5:00pm On Jan 19, 2023
ednut1:
hahahahaha i know them like the back of my hand. She will also tell him the house should be in chevron to Oniru axis where houses cost 1m to 2m. A typical big 4 babe will never marry a man on 250k salary. Tell your brother to go find his level.

Thanks bro.
I already told him to think it through and not allow any woman set the pace for him.
Romance / Re: Has Anyone Dated Or Married A Big 4 Female Consultant? by Dirtyyansh: 4:09pm On Jan 19, 2023
Josbreed:
What is Big 4? What is it all about?

KPMG, EY, Deloitte and Pwc.
Romance / Re: Has Anyone Dated Or Married A Big 4 Female Consultant? by Dirtyyansh: 4:08pm On Jan 19, 2023
DrAbdulSuleman:
If your younger brother makes a lot of money than his gf
She should quit her job and become a house wife
.

The lady currently earn more than him, his words not mine but he said they both have been exchanging gifts, and the lady has kept her part of the bargain.

I do not want to tell him to quit since it is still early days, and one cannot predict the future.
He is just worried that they lady might abandon her marital roles due to her work schedule.
Aside from this, he said he is cool.

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Romance / Re: Has Anyone Dated Or Married A Big 4 Female Consultant? by Dirtyyansh: 4:03pm On Jan 19, 2023
ednut1:
I worked in a BIg 4for 5 years. There we’re married women working there. E no easy but it’s doable. After 3 2 to 3 years there you can easily get job in big 4 abroad or get mid manager or manager role in another company. The job exposes them to powerful men like Chief financial officer, finance manager and others. Many of the female managers in my unit were married to men working in shell, mobil, Oando and the likes. The ladies no rate us the guys because of this. We also work some weekends too . Is your brother rich or had a good career trajectory If not she may dump his ass. So the relationship fit likely crash na long distance relationship better when dealing with a babe in big 4 hahahaha.

This is his worry.
He's not doing badly currently on a salary of 250k before tax. He is 31 and the lady in question is 29.
According to him, they have been dating for over 6months, so last week he brought up the marriage conversation and the lady told him that she is not mentally ready for a marriage, that even at all,they are to get married, he need to change from his mini flat to bigger apartment and get a car.
Note : he stays in a mini-flat at an estate at Gbagada.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Why I Got Rejected At A Customer Care Interview by Dirtyyansh: 3:59pm On Jan 19, 2023
Focusmind:


Hello, I have seen lots of them got married to big four ladies. The hours are usually long, especially if she is in audit ie assurance department.

One thing is sure: the lady must be a very smart lady, conservative, intelligent, hardworking and ambitious to have made it to big four. These are the hallmark of some of the ladies that works with the big four.

I will advise your brother to continue with the relationship. Long hours should not be a show-stopper in the relationship. Big four is a great learning environment for anyone. It would be a matter of time, she would secure another higher paying job in another company or even take the Canada route if japa is on the card. Big four staff are always upwardly mobile because of their training and experience. They are usually snapped by others after putting in two to five years.

Let your brother not mind the hours and move on with the lady if he loves her. The future reward is far higher than any current inconvenience.

All the very best to him!

Thank you bro.
Romance / Has Anyone Dated Or Married A Big 4 Female Consultant? by Dirtyyansh: 11:27pm On Jan 18, 2023
Post taken down.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Why I Got Rejected At A Customer Care Interview by Dirtyyansh: 11:18pm On Jan 18, 2023
Focusmind:
So sad!

Loosing opportunities because of one's physical disabilities is always painful.

This should be discouraged in Nigeria. Sorry and pick yourself up.

Chief, evening.
I would love your response on this subject although it is totally different from the comment you made.

My 30yr old younger brother has been in a relationship with a lady, an auditor at a big four firm in Nigeria.
He recently reached out to me that the lady put in long hours at work, sometimes get home by 10pm, sometimes 12pm and he is not sure if he would be able to cope with such work-lifestyle.
My question is: have you got anyone who married a big 4 female consultant ?
What has their experience been like?
Would you advice him to continue the relationship or look for a family oriented woman?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 10:49pm On Jan 15, 2023
Ballzproblem2:
£70+ £30m add ons ,scout can't bring up a target after one day that's not how scouting works ,talk like person with sense ,plus the contract length is 8.5 years which is good deal

Your ancestors no get sense undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 8:36pm On Jan 15, 2023
£100m for an average player?

I thought the recruitment team would do better than Roman's era.

That was how Tuchel wasted £100m on Cucurucu and Kolebaje abi na Koulibaly.
See how it played out.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Dirtyyansh: 1:37pm On Jan 15, 2023
SGANIVA:
tricycle keke is 1.6milion , expenses is plate number tracker (security plus assembling , location onitsha


Omo!
This would buy a Toyota carry big daddy 4years ago.
Thanks for the feedback
Career / Re: How Much Do Dispatch Riders Make Monthly? by Dirtyyansh: 8:46pm On Jan 13, 2023
Ballwick:
a more experienced ones,make 30 to 25k daily,argue with you kidney if you don't believe me.i work in a cargo office and dispense so much jobs to these guys that I almost have a daily tip of close to 10k from just one who's not even experienced as some juggernauts in the business .ask me how or aspiring bike riders willing to show you road

Chief, can we link up?
I am about getting a dispatch and would need your services.
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Dirtyyansh: 8:24pm On Jan 13, 2023
Happy New Year comrades.

Please I need information regarding these mode of transportation.

Dispatch delivery bike cost and how much they remit?

Keke Marwa cost and how much they remit?

Their paper works and its cost?

I want to get either of the two for my brother -in-law who's getting depressed staying at home.
I would have bought a car but the cost of getting a Toyota now is too expensive for my budget.

Kindly respond if you have any information regarding this.
Thank you!
Travel / Re: Why Are Nigerians Japing To The UK When UK Workers are On Strike For Poor Salary by Dirtyyansh: 5:41pm On Dec 31, 2022
Influx77:


Dirtyynash I am interested in the guide, how do we go about it
.

Zero- nai- one- tri- seven- wan- seven- hate- for seven -five
Chat me
Travel / Re: Why Are Nigerians Japing To The UK When UK Workers are On Strike For Poor Salary by Dirtyyansh: 3:52pm On Dec 28, 2022
freddie009:



Obobi 2.8 meters, Canada takes almost a year to get a reply. Is the Australia process straightforward?

Yes, as long as you can pay 50% of your tuition for the first year, you are good to go.
I work with an agency that's the number 1 in Africa. No agency fee attached.
You can leave me a message, I will guide you.
Career / Re: Now I Know Salary Is For Bills Only. by Dirtyyansh: 11:21am On Dec 25, 2022
Those guys quoting 33,000 dollars monthly salary, una too dey lie.

How many Bank MD's & Big 4 Partners, even senior oil staffs with over 20years wealth of experience earn such salary monthly?

Most tech guys in Nigeria do $1k-$3500 monthly.
You guys overamplify things.

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Health / Re: Bank Staff Slumps And Dies In Lagos by Dirtyyansh: 2:55pm On Dec 15, 2022
Na only that bank go dey use their female staffs do olosho.
Na only them go dey overwork their staffs ontop 300- 600k wey dem dey pay them.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 11:22pm On Dec 10, 2022
andrewbaba44:


He is good for France and he is a legend

Aside ac millan which top club will be using giroud as their cf ?

Aside Chelsea, which top club will parade bums like Lakaka & Aubemeyang as CF?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 10:14pm On Dec 10, 2022
Olivier Giroud !

The more he age the better he becomes.
Tuchel, we won't forgive you for this. cry

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Politics / Re: Pictures From Ogun PDP Gubernatorial Campaign Flag Off by Dirtyyansh: 8:59am On Dec 10, 2022
Dapo should just go.
He has done nothing than trimming his white beards & ironing his Agbada.

We have never been blessed with a good governance since Olabisi Onabanjo.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 7:41pm On Dec 06, 2022
Ibime:
Saiss has been in the top 3 defenders in this world cup. I watched him closely at Wolves, the guy is rock solid.

Saiss could have done a job for two years while we develop Colwill without demotivating him

Same way Perisic could have done a job while Lewis Hall is being developed

That's how you plan squads and finances, balancing cost as well as the aspiration of youngsters

It shall never be well with Tuchel. May his ex-wife collect 80%!






A resounding Amen!
For throwing £106million away on that bag of beans Lakaka and Aubemeyang and ditching Olivier Giroud.
May John Terry sleep with his new girlfriend. cheesy

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 9:43pm On Nov 26, 2022
airmark:



So, na £325k Sterling dey collect? shocked
Boehly is one of the most foolish owner in world football.
Kai Kai! E pain me .
Wetin this short average washed player dey play to earn such ridiculous wages?
He does not even have the looks for marketing right.
Jesu! Man City use our head

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 10:46pm On Nov 22, 2022
Ballzproblem2:
Asin eh look this fool ,the funniest part he said he doesn't want seven years deal like James, thunder fire the thief,buy zakharyan and sell him ASAP

He should be sent on loan to okokomaiko fc where Jude ( Havertz10) lives. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 10:25pm On Nov 22, 2022
Ballzproblem2:
fraud mount asking for £300k ,more reason we need zakharyan
.

He should get that Bleep!
Who does he think he is ? Michael Ballack?
Spits on his soul.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 10:22pm On Nov 22, 2022
Imagine selling Olivier Giroud for that bag of beans ' Lakaka' and this 40yr old Aubemeyang!.

E no go better for Tuchel wherever he is suffering grin
I am pained cry cry cry

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 9:13pm On Nov 21, 2022
Ibime:


When was the last time Chelsea forward got played in their right position

Una go dey criticise Pulisic and Sterling for playing wingback. Oya make them play their best positions at LW in this World Cup shock una

Ogun kill Tuchel & Graham gutter grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 9:13pm On Nov 21, 2022
Mendy yansh don open!

He don cast grin

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Romance / Re: My Parents Don't Want Me To Marry My Baby Dad Because He's A Mechanic - Lady by Dirtyyansh: 9:38pm On Nov 20, 2022
If only you know how much these auto- mechanics make, your parents will rescind that decision.

A friend of mine studied Mech Engr at Yabatech, and learnt his trade working as an apprentice for 3years immediately after university, 5years from that time, he has two properties at ikorodu & his hometown, while getting professional certificates left, right & centre.
What he makes monthly from filling Car AC gas is enough to cater for an executive trainee salary that most of our mates are after 5years in banking.

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Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Dirtyyansh: 8:56pm On Nov 19, 2022
Vested:


It has to be tomorrow.
I might not be available on Sunday.
Make we make am 30k as round figure.

I am just seeing your message.
How about during the week?
Make we leave am like that, abeg .
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Dirtyyansh: 7:07pm On Nov 18, 2022
Vested:
Centre Table 40k

Location: Ago, Lagos.

25k , a serious buyer.
I will come pick it up this weekend
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 8:30pm On Nov 16, 2022
Ballzproblem2:
when e come Chelsea under story ,a good player,but doesn't suit us ,Bayern will do him good,so long Kai

How much are they offering?
He should leave already.
3 seasons ,yet we are still waiting for that German atilogu magic.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 8:29pm On Nov 16, 2022
Some people mouth na bullet grin

I miss Hazard!
That German Atilogu should go back to Burn-dis-league-down.

Raumdeuter, take this one hol body

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTRW9tll_2w

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 5:48pm On Nov 16, 2022
Ballzproblem2:
football transfer window is crazy ,back then £250m can get you decent players ,now we live in times were people like Antony(man U), Bellingham (BVB),are quoted for £100m+the only way to escape this madness,is too have decent recruitment team to unearth talents , develop them (through multi club system), and integrated them into first team ,that's why I present to you Chelsea recruitment team:-

I want to believe in this new boardroom but Graham Gutter is a bang average coach.
He may turn out like Mauricio Pochettino in the end, who's always shy of winning trophies.

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