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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 5:42pm On Nov 16, 2022
Ballzproblem2:
good this is what I want ,I knew Kyle Macaulay,Paul winstanley,vivell and the rest will bring sanity to boehly, remember when I said that the recruitment team will play a big role in our club on who and who will stay and who will leave ,well this is it ,this is how our success starts ,no emotions a team of experts calling the shots

Loftus cheek should be given to Bournemouth free of charge.
He is that average.
With his height & physique, he should have been one of our best players, but no, na fine boy him go dey do.

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Properties / Re: Cost Of Renting A 1 Bedroom Apartment In Lagos 2022 by Dirtyyansh: 6:15pm On Nov 15, 2022
Kirchoffs:
Am extremely serious bro, and we dey get light like mad, 22hrs of light daily

Omo!
Na you hit jackpot o!
Even for Anthony where electricity & water is regular, mini flat goes for 600k upwards.
Properties / Re: Cost Of Renting A 1 Bedroom Apartment In Lagos 2022 by Dirtyyansh: 5:45pm On Nov 15, 2022
Kirchoffs:
My yearly rent in a room and parlor apartment close to magodo is 250k per annum, in a very quiet serene estate . Am a lucky guy

IKosi ketu?
I doubt this.
Self contain around that axis is from 350k upwards, how much more a mini flat.
Na uncompleted building you dey stay?
Properties / Re: Cost Of Renting A 1 Bedroom Apartment In Lagos 2022 by Dirtyyansh: 5:43pm On Nov 15, 2022
davidtemi:
I rather live under d bridge than to live in agege.

There are estates in Agege which made sense o!
County & Greenhill estates offers serene environment.

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Family / Re: The Most Painful Thing Your Spouse Said or Did To You That Still Hurts You? by Dirtyyansh: 10:01pm On Nov 14, 2022
FaithBrain1994:
She said i should go to the kichen, warm food and serve myself, claiming she's tired. Maybe she forgot she was still in my house, but i braced up and file a divorce. I wifed her and must do my biddings.

You're a king!

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Family / Re: The Most Painful Thing Your Spouse Said or Did To You That Still Hurts You? by Dirtyyansh: 9:42pm On Nov 14, 2022
One banny wey I dey ponkiriyon at Jacobs Street Yaba said : I smelled like sweat at night.
Meanwhile, this fat damaged 30yr old girl sucked her manager's dick at gtb, who reeked of weed morning & night.

That word still hurts grin
Family / Re: What Is My Wife Doing ? Cheating? by Dirtyyansh: 9:38pm On Nov 14, 2022
Your wife flared up under your own roof?
The same apartment you paid for?
Denying you sex for 3months?

No woman born of a woman can treat me like this, and I made bold to say it.

Na her papa house she go end up the next day.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Did You Cope With The Pain Of Job Rejection? by Dirtyyansh: 11:06pm On Nov 12, 2022
Goodness34:
depression is killing me, i tried alot of jobs but i could not secure any, now i even have phobia and i feel hopeless.

The only business i could have put in which is selling of petrol, kerosine and engine oil failed because its will cost atleast 20k to start.

How do i go about this please brothers and sisters?

I would like to help if you are sincere.
Can you chat me ?
Zero nine zero three two zero two four three nine two

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 11:00pm On Nov 12, 2022
Sportsweb:
Graham Potters has nothing to lose the way I see it.

- Allow him to continue the Process (which may or may not work out)

- or sack him and pay him five years awoof.

Tomorrow he will be back coaching Stoke City

Boehly was a very foolish idiot to have awarded a division 2 manager a 5yrs contract.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 4:37pm On Nov 08, 2022
Ibime
Can you please go to Stamford Bridge on our behalf and use broom to chase this spineless player away from our club? lipsrsealed

What effontery?

He should be dashed to Barca for free

Crime / Re: Photos Of Joy Uchechi Nwachukwu's Murderers Arrested In Owerri (Graphic) by Dirtyyansh: 8:58pm On Nov 07, 2022
These guys should be killed immediately.
If I become a president of this nation, and you commit a heinous crime as this, you won't leave the court yard before they send you to 6ft under.

How can human being be this wicked? cry

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Biden ‘Asks Zelensky To Show Willingness For Talks With Putin’ by Dirtyyansh: 6:57am On Nov 07, 2022
After luring this idiot to dance to their tune, they are leaving him to his fate.
The comic of a president ought to have stayed neutral rather than agree to join NATO.

USA have destroyed more nations than natural disasters.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 4:43pm On Nov 06, 2022
drisham:
Ya rabb take potter and give us back tuchel embarassed

What did you say?

I cannot sit and watch that drab defensive play anymore. He should go back to Germany where they enjoy his style of play.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 4:41pm On Nov 06, 2022
Ballzproblemm:
signing three good Midfielders we overturn Chelsea misfortunes

Rice- Milan kovic & Maddisson.

We can dash out Kovacic & Loftus chicken and Jog-in-hoe.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 2:33pm On Nov 06, 2022
This one na Graham gutter.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 2:21pm On Nov 06, 2022
Why was Azplicueta given a new contract?
These old man left his man unmarked
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 2:20pm On Nov 06, 2022
Sack Harry Potter now.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 2:19pm On Nov 06, 2022
Imagine paying £10m for a finished Aubemeyang and dashing them one of your long serving LWB.

Tuchel suppose collect beating where him dey cry for Germany.

See as dem hijack the ball from silva?
This man too old abeg
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 2:17pm On Nov 06, 2022
See this one with a very funny hairstyle grin

This team needs cleansing.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 1:10pm On Nov 06, 2022
When we say Havertz is a bang average player, one Jude that lives in okokomaiko will not let us hear word.

This boy should be plying his trade in Bournemouth

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 12:56pm On Nov 06, 2022
This average of a coach ought to have paired Zakaria with Jog-in-hoe instead of Loftus-chicken and Havertz beside that grandpa Aubemeyang.

If we collect beating today for house, dem suppose reduce Harry Potter salary.

Silva is too old to be starting all our matches. He is 38yr old, even Alex Fergie wasn't playing Giggs & Scholes regularly at 36.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 3:49pm On Nov 05, 2022
Ballzproblemm:
good

The average Harry Potter should give him a chance.
He has the physicality to thrive in the EPL than the bum we paraded in midfield.
Play him with Jog-in-hoe and let that useless, visionless & twisted boot Kovacic play ahead of the midfield three.

I have seen enough of Loftus-chicken, who should have been sent to Rangers or Bournemouth.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 6:22pm On Nov 03, 2022
Segedinho:
undecided

This Harry Potter dey smoke weed!

You dey lie for media again shocked
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 6:16pm On Nov 03, 2022
popizaino:
I won't be entertaining talks from any club who hasn't reached the milestone. Know your place.

A very impressive record for a club they say has no history. Has Arsenal with history reached this milestone?

History with no Uefa champions league winners medal, which kind yahoo yahoo history be that?
Spits

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 5:46am On Nov 03, 2022
FBS:
Another average match but we won so no complaints from moi. cheesy and congrats to Zakaria. Boy was happy, sure he wasn't expecting to score.

Arsenal it is next. LesGo!

With all the injury concern, we go chop am.
Romance / Re: 9 Things You Need To Take Serious Than Pre-wedding Pictures by Dirtyyansh: 10:07pm On Nov 02, 2022
internationalman:
Don't forget to check body counts of your partner so that ex boyfriends/girlfriends don't start resurfacing in future to destroy your marriage.

You are in deep soup if you can't fûck like his/her ex..

As for Ladies, they can forgive you for not being rich but non have been been able to forgive a man for not being able to fûck yet.


I tell you mehn!
One banny I dey collabo sometime last year dey always chew her ex name like gum.
I knew the guy was a badasss.
Na the guy introduced her to weed. She told me there was a time they knacked for 2hrs non-stop and the baga no release. I carry my shoe vex comot that night.
Funnily enough, the baga na her manager for work.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 4:14pm On Nov 02, 2022
popizaino:



So Grandpa Silva is our problem not our inability to do the right thing as stated by frank LaBeouf?
.

He should stop playing him.
Old age has really caught up with him.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 4:14pm On Nov 02, 2022
Ebukacute:
Senior man capitano.... Just sign 3 years . We are guaranteed of 3 robust injury free seasons.
.


He should go to Barca.
He has done his best.
We need a robust creative, shot playing CDM.
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Dirtyyansh: 10:52am On Nov 02, 2022
emman44:
Available at Ibadan.
Fan 18k
Home theatre 35k
Tv stand 15k
Bed 60k
Bed 2 35k
Tv 105k
Dstv decoder and dish 10k

Contact 0813 678 5128

Can I get the TV stand ?
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Dirtyyansh: 10:38am On Nov 02, 2022
orlahtohbadt:
Please I need a miniflat around Maryland down to Fadeyi for rent.
Budget is 350-500k
Thanks in anticipation

Up your money to 550 -600kif you are looking at Maryland/Anthony.
That is rent alone
Agency fee & agreement would gulp extra 200k or so.
But the good thing is : the environment is peaceful, electricity & water dey kampe.
Proximity to anywhere in Lagos .
Family / Re: House Clearance Sales.. Come In Here!!!! by Dirtyyansh: 10:34am On Nov 02, 2022
Menclothing:
Cotton shirt 4500
Chinos 5k
Jeans Top quality 6500
Polo 3500
Kanim original tees 2k
Leather jacket 10k

All sizes available
Payment on delivery within lagos and nationwide delivery daily

Would you take 4k? I want to buy two for work shirt.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 10:14am On Nov 02, 2022
Kilishihunter:

Ma fo
Holy boehly will buy supa strikas for you in January to deal with anybody, Trust the process chief cool

When that fake Harry Potter has been playing 3 at the back?
Playing a 38yr old Grandpa Silva?
Playing offensive players as wingbacks?
No identifiable style of play?

Spits..... We don buy market.

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