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Celebrities / Re: Rico Swavey Was Planning The Relocate To The US, His Girlfriend Speaks(video) by Dirtyyansh: 10:39pm On Oct 14, 2022
Olosho!

You were part of the people who killed him.

All the time he was drinking alcohol & messing up his head, did you call him out?

You even filmed his lifeless soul on a theatre bed. You mugtop!
Go riding on another niggas dick like Shaki at Jacob Street, yaba.
Dumbo!

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Politics / Re: Chimamanda Adichie Rejects National Honour From President Buhari by Dirtyyansh: 9:17pm On Oct 14, 2022
Pakute:
Let that bitch take several seat back, who e help?
More intelligent and highly placed women like Okonjo Iweala and Aminat Muhammed were proud of the award. We don't want a politically motivated Obidient bitch ass and a mentally damaged feminist around our award.

Okoto yarn!
At least , she is more intelligent than your baba in Aso rock
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 7:44pm On Oct 14, 2022
hensben:
But some of you were complaining that we signed Cucurella. Jorg don’t do much on the field of play so it is easy for him not to get injured, he is just like Bousquet.


Yes, for that fee because he is not an elite team quality.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 7:43pm On Oct 14, 2022
Unlimited22:
Shey una see this Fufunna wey una buy? Injury players everywhere

Imagine paying £75m for a biscuit bone.
One of the most horrible decision in recent time.
Spits.
Travel / Re: How Can I Get Research Experience For My Phd Program? by Dirtyyansh: 9:11pm On Oct 12, 2022
Follow Jarushub & Micheal Oluwafemi Taiwo.
They organise annual scholarship programs for high flyers like you.
I think Michael pay for upto 5 First class GRE Exams but it is subject to tough interviews & aptitude test.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 8:14pm On Oct 12, 2022
BlueAngel444:
AC Milan director Paolo Maldini on Rafa Leão and Chelsea links: “There has been no approach or contact for Leão after September 1st”. ��� #ACMilan

“We wanted to extend his contract one year ago — now we will try to seal Leão’s new deal in one month, before the World Cup break”.


They just link Chelsea to ever major star because they believe Boehly has the money to burn

What is special about this lad?
I saw him over 2legs, he did nothing spectacular to warrant a bid for him.
We have enough average players already
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 8:13pm On Oct 12, 2022
Havertz10:
I don’t think that it’s feasibly possible for me to ever compliment or rate mount

It’s nothing personal but even his best isn’t good enough, it’s a matter of capabilities

That’s the football angle

Outside of football, he has turned our club into another British greenhouse for average nitwits

Maybe when I had little understanding of football and was a passive fan, maybe I could have overlooked it, but I can’t in clear conscience recognize that average trash and the fact that you people are hyping him up, making our club look like a joke to the football world is shameful, you will see poster of city promoting kdb, united with Ronaldo

With Chelsea you see mount cheesy

Our entire squad are average, Kai useless Havertz inclusive.
Leave Mount alone before flood enter your room for okokomaiko.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 5:42pm On Oct 12, 2022
Havertz10:
I haven’t watched our games in weeks

Expected that tool to turn our club to England national team World Cup training camp and i’m not surprised that he has, hopefully England would include mount and get found out at the World Cup

When I heard that mount created an assist, I knew that he would fall creating the assist

I don’t have the stats but mount falls every 2 in 3 attempts either scoring or laying assist

What does it mean? He is average and getting lucky

No doubts but he is giving his all.
Same cannot be said about of the German fraud (Havertz). He's your mentor, Jude.
Your mumu never do.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 8:11pm On Oct 11, 2022
Ibime:
Legend wey sabi

This guy is learning the craft the right away.
He should get back on the board room side of sports.

Saw it on the college page that Azpilicueta & Caballero also earned their masters from the same college.
Family / Re: My Wife Suddenly Stopped Having Sex With Me by Dirtyyansh: 8:17pm On Oct 09, 2022
DrKinggi:
I think you should be patient with her...women commonly have loss of libido after child birth some even have painful sex and only manage to give you sex....don't be quick to think she is cheating. But just be caring enough to wean her back to normal live.

Honestly if a woman is cheating behind you, she will still be giving you good sex and pick her calls behind you not with your knowledge.


Except she cheats before you marry her sha

WTF is this? shocked
You should be advising that sad excuse of a man ( who cries because of a woman) to go do a DNA test asap, not this balderish.
Spits on your forehead.
Family / Re: My Wife Suddenly Stopped Having Sex With Me by Dirtyyansh: 7:55pm On Oct 09, 2022
Discountsempai:


First things first, ignore all those who say your wife is cheating. There are women who cheat and show zero warning signs.

Second, time to talk with your wife. Ask after her day, listen to her as she talks about the day. Gossip with her. Laugh with her and smile with her.

Third, help your wife. Clean the dishes after mealtimes. Help.clean the house. Buy her something.

Note that i have said that you should not talk about seggs and all that...yet.

Start communicating with your wife. The way i see it, you are not doing that. You are also far more interested in having madam meet your needs than you meet her needs.

Want to know why women cheat?. Women want to be listened to. Many men who snatch other men's women don't go into the woman's house and demand sex like that. They listen to the woman and make her feel like someone is hearing her. ( that's the short version of what two playboys told an interviewer about their wife catching strategy)Have you been listening to your wife.? Are you listening to her? Or is she just a erotic doll for you? Only one that walks and talks and can reason?

Go and listen to your wife. Ask after her work, her life, her friends, etc. Talk about the kids. Stop listening to the people who say.she is a cheat. Stop thinking too much about you.
.


Brother, I won't be surprised if your wife rules the affairs in your house.
Young boys should learn to love their women & take care of them. They should never succumb to domestication.
Family / Re: My Wife Suddenly Stopped Having Sex With Me by Dirtyyansh: 7:53pm On Oct 09, 2022
Microwhy:

First class werey..
I truly like your sarcasm , its well compose.
No doubt you're still single but you will understand his pains in due tine.
80% of wives push their husband to the hands of side chic.
Nowadays wives are truly evil.
The OP should just take it easy and setup a trap for her.

Na person wey lose guard women dey chop their eyes.
I have been married for 10years with 2 beautiful kids. They live in the UK, and each time we have issues over the phone, I tell her point blank, I am not afraid to lose her even though she is now my mother.
Need I tell you, I met my wife as a virgin, and I conducted DNA on my two boys when this paternity fraud became a thing.

No dey talk like Obote.

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Family / Re: My Wife Suddenly Stopped Having Sex With Me by Dirtyyansh: 7:50pm On Oct 09, 2022
Originalsly:


The man is pained and obviously wants his wife back ..... what do you suggest? Most men wouldn't have to ask what to do in such a situation.

That lady would kill him if he doesn't let go.
She's not in love with him anymore, so better for him to move on with his life and take custody of his children.
Who takes back a cheating wife?

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Family / Re: My Wife Suddenly Stopped Having Sex With Me by Dirtyyansh: 7:33pm On Oct 09, 2022
Originalsly:
Get the man's number .... call him up .

Hello ... I'm just calling to make you aware that your life is in danger. I learned you are having a relationship with my wife .... but that's not the problem ... my days are numbered but I'm not the type to drag others down with me ... friend or foe. Did my wife let you know she is H.I.V positive? I guess she didn't... the same way she didn't tell me. If you didn't know... well... you know now. I suggest you take a test and hopefully ... you somehow test Negative. Thanks for hearing me out.



It doesn't matter the depth of the relationship .... that man will not believe a word she says and the relationship will crash.


Only a simpleton would lay a threat to another man because of a woman.
What kind of effeminate men do we have nowadays?
This is so sick.
Spits!

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Family / Re: My Wife Suddenly Stopped Having Sex With Me by Dirtyyansh: 7:30pm On Oct 09, 2022
efelicity:
I noticed a drastic change in my wife's behaviours lately. She doesn't cook, doesn't prepare our two kids for school, always citing body pains. I took the responsibility of cooking and preparing our kids. That is just by the way, she stopped having sex with me always saying she doesn't have the feelings to have sex. I suspect her of cheating because few weeks ago i heard her listening to WhatsApp voice note, a chat between her and another man. I demanded to have the phone but she refused. My wife answers calls at odd hours of the night but if i query her she would claim it's a friend or her boss at her work place. It's morethan a month when last i had sex with my wife.


I'm not harsh and I provide for my family. But my wife's behaviour ir burning me deep in my heart. I sometimes cry when alone in office or at home. Please advse me on what to do as iam pained and confused.

French Montana: You don't chase them, you replace them.
Asake sang : before dem use me , I go use my sense.
Take your kids to your mother's place and get a girlfriend that would make you happy.
Once a lady falls out of love for you, you'd better not beg her to stay, cos if you do, you be digging your own grave.

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Food / Re: How Is Your Weekend Going? Mine In Pictures With Egusi And Bitterleaf Soups by Dirtyyansh: 4:13pm On Oct 09, 2022
gloryhomemaker:
This weekend has been very work full as I had to prepare this 30 liters of soup single handedly.

How has your weekend been?

Enjoy your day.

Do you make this for sale or can someone contract you ?

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Romance / Re: Should I Forget About My Standard And Take The Risk? by Dirtyyansh: 1:07pm On Oct 09, 2022
One girl I dated last year had all these features you highlighted, yet she was a damsel in distress!

As long as she does not beg you for money, I don't see the reason why she's not a good fit.

Infact, a school of thought believes; if your woman loves you more, she would go extra mile for you
How much more a virgin!

Sad part is ; many of these contemporary ladies have many many body counts. God be with you, if you meet one who still hold on a thing with her ex, you will bear the brunt of this.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 6:10pm On Oct 08, 2022
Ballzproblem2:
nobody is giving boehly enough credits for refusing to sell ,any of our youngsters ,prove yourself!

But he wasted a fortune on a French biscuit-bone average player & a Spanish fashionista left back.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 6:09pm On Oct 08, 2022
ezra01:

one question..
did you enjoy our game today??
aside the three goals we scored

Very boring shit.
Only Guardiola can make this squad play good football. Na physical players we get plenty.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 6:08pm On Oct 08, 2022
donstan18:

Even Pep will choose him over KDB. lipsrsealed


Hahahaha grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 12:55pm On Oct 08, 2022
Ibime:
Havertz was allowed to take penalty in CWC final and his fanboys are pushing propaganda about clutch grin

Havertz10 ( Jude) don go smoke igbo before he wrote that statement.
Please forgive him.

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Travel / Re: Cost Of Japa To Uk For Family Of 4 Via Study Route by Dirtyyansh: 8:16am On Oct 08, 2022
HRprof:


You sound like someone who never traveled outside Nigeria before. I’m not a fan of Japa gang I have lot of travel experience mostly in Europe and I can tell you they have their pro and con too. Let me not waste my time with you here

Quite funny! This is a faceless forum, so let us keep it at that.

You are not a fan of japa, then stop forcing your believe onto people who deemed it fit to travel
.
If abroad does not favour you, fine, there are many people doing extremely well because of their migration abroad.
Keep those silly thoughts to yourself.

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Travel / Re: Cost Of Japa To Uk For Family Of 4 Via Study Route by Dirtyyansh: 8:12am On Oct 08, 2022
Treadway:
you asked for facts. He gave you hard facts. You come dey vex. Eyin eyan yi, e funny gan ooo..lolthe guy see the fact vex ni sha..lol


What fact?
Homeless people?

You two are nothing but a sick joke.

I started off with insecurity & lack of quality medical facilities, which is the ripple effect of why high- end people are migrating in droves despite having a decent job.

He came here and blabbed that insecurity is everywhere, which I agreed to, but cannot be compared to what we experience in Nigeria.

Then, he said the kidnappers know their target, and I told him how ignorant his assumption was.

Then, he kept rabbling like a rabbit pegging a hole, and you called it fact.

Nigga please, you need to go back to our conversation to grasp what we argued about.
Travel / Re: Cost Of Japa To Uk For Family Of 4 Via Study Route by Dirtyyansh: 10:01pm On Oct 07, 2022
HRprof:

Unfortunately you don't listen to foreign news to know what have been happening in western world. In Nigeria, everyone is a news broadcaster both fake and real news especially when is bad News. Anyways , At least you know about gun violence in US and you think you can not fall victim or better than those who did. If you want to Japa kindly do that with sense and stop using insecurity as excuse las las na money you dey find go there. wink for your mind abroad na heaven
.

This is just a baseless argument. Man-made death in Nigeria is more than what you have in the USA, even with all the noise in the mainstream media.
Life is tough for the majority here, and everyone works around with their eyes at the back.
Travel to these countries, and experience what life is, and tell me if you won't change your mind.
I am done engaging you!
Travel / Re: Cost Of Japa To Uk For Family Of 4 Via Study Route by Dirtyyansh: 7:59pm On Oct 07, 2022
HRprof:

your life is not even secure anywhere even abroad. if you think japa is the solution to excape kidnapping then you are more ignorant than i thought . okay after running away from kidnapper ensure you represent Nigeria well over there. i am tired of digraceful story we hear Nigerians commit abroad.

See, if you have no idea about a subject, it is better you keep your silence.
Kidnapping ? Na wa for you o!

Aside from the gun violence in the USA, and some racial slurs, can you break down how many death attempts at immigrants lives in the UK, Canada & Australia?
Medical attention, driving safety ( less road accidents), arm robbery attacks ( ratio it with what you experience in Nigeria) and general human welfare.
Please back up your claim with facts.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 8:54am On Oct 07, 2022
Trent Arnold or Reece James?

Who deserves a starting berth in your line up?
Discuss.

Jude ( Havertz10) carry that your dull brain come here.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Dirtyyansh: 8:52am On Oct 07, 2022
Amoto94:

Mbappe is the better player. Mbappe can create a goal out of nothing with his pace and trickery while Haaland is service dependent

He is a centre forward not a winger or a supporting striker.
How do you expect him to score goals if his creative force are not feeding him?
You think every club will have a porous midfield like Chelsea?
Travel / Re: Cost Of Japa To Uk For Family Of 4 Via Study Route by Dirtyyansh: 8:16am On Oct 07, 2022
HRprof:


The kidnappers knows their targets are for those who have kidnapped value, have you seen or head they kidnapped poor man pikin ? The number of people who are desperate to japa are from poor family, they borrow POF all in the name of Japa using insecurity as excuse thinking they will become rich as soon as they get there wink The rich men go on holiday abroad while poor men think of relocation abroad


See ignorance!
Just continue praying you don't fall victim.

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Travel / Re: Cost Of Japa To Uk For Family Of 4 Via Study Route by Dirtyyansh: 8:04am On Oct 07, 2022
Gerrard59:


Anytime I see Nigerians complain of racism, I find it funny. You people are in a country where 99% of residents don't know what constant electricity is, poverty is abundant like sweets, armed robberies and brazen kidnapping of people, and carry tribalism on their heads like gala (check the Politics section and Twitter). In fact, recently, you had a deputy governor tell a presidential candidate to only campaign in his state. Yet the same people will scream rAcIsM and wHiTe sUpReMaCy when they migrate to prosperous countries where things work.

Crude tribalists complaining of racism. Nonsense and ingredients!

You have a shallow mind.
How many of these countries have you been to?
If you experience full blown racism, you will hate your skin colour.
This is coming from someone who has lived in all Scandinavian countries put together.
UK racial slurs is a joke compared to these countries.
Travel / Re: Cost Of Japa To Uk For Family Of 4 Via Study Route by Dirtyyansh: 10:13pm On Oct 06, 2022
SocialJustice:
I assumed you were referring to yourself.

My point hasn't changed though, stick to what you like let others find their way.

Relocating isn't just about job opportunities even if it is for many, people just want to have a decent life in a sane country.

Convert £20/hr, see what you get. Even if a person is not able to get a direct health job for £20/hr, 2 jobs should bring them close.

This is only the beginning of getting there. A life one has to endure for 2-3 years and they are on their way to much better income.

There are also other jobs with labour shortage, health care isn't the only available job.

Nobody is aiming to be a billionaire, people just want to earn and live a comfortable life with constant basic amenities.

If you believe UK won't work out for you, it won't. Those with hope should try and advance their lives.

Well said bro.
This is my line of work, and if I share stories I hear daily from applicants, you will weep for this country.
Poco mouth off alot. I sincerely hope you don't fall victim to a kidnapping attack or an illness that would plunge your finances & that of your family into penury, then, you would know that some of these UK migrants are not doing it for the money.

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Travel / Re: Cost Of Japa To Uk For Family Of 4 Via Study Route by Dirtyyansh: 10:09pm On Oct 06, 2022
Mirasteel:
Must you all japa to UK? the last time I checked their are good European countries that you can travel without spending much, I don't even like UK, I will prefer Germany, Luxembourg, Denmark and Norway.

Be careful what you wish for.
These are very racist countries, forget what you read on the tabloids.

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Travel / Re: Cost Of Japa To Uk For Family Of 4 Via Study Route by Dirtyyansh: 10:06pm On Oct 06, 2022
haybhi1:
If you're migrating to Canada, US, Australia, Germany (given you have language barrier sorted yet), then you can be rest assured you're making a fair financial decision.

The same can hardly be said of Great Britain, but we have been hearing of a fair financial conditions among migrants in the geographically excised Ireland Rep.

A few other nations cut it too. They are not this expensive to migrate to and they will still prove a nice decision along the line.


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