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The Notorious B.I.G.
2Pac
Jay-Z
Eminem
Nas
Talib Kweli
Busta Rhymes
Kanye West

(1) "N****s in the Bronx call me Lex cause I push a Lex, and I rock a Rolex and I lounge on Lex', and I love sex."
Peter Gunz, "Deja Vu: Uptown Baby"
Album: Make It Reign
Peter Gunz dey rap like primary 6 student

(2) "If you don't bring back my m****f*****n money or my m***f****n dope, you can forget about Christmas n***a, cause you ain't gon even see New Years."
Master P ("Do You Know"

In Master P's universe, New Year comes right before Christmas.

(3) "It's like fee, fie, foe, fum, I smell the blood of a jealous a*s punk."
Prodigy ("Click Clack"
Album: Blood Money

Prodigy turns to nursery rhymes for some equally uninspiring lyrics.

(4) "I like them black, white, Puerto Rican, or Haitian Like Japanese, Chinese, or even Asian."
Chingy ("Balla Baby"
Album: Powerballin'

As far as Chingy's concerned, Asian is a nationality damnit.

(5) "Thirty-two grams raw, chop it in half, get sixteen, double it times three. We got forty-eight, which mean a whole lot of cream Divide the profit by four, subtract it by eight We back to sixteen, "
Foxy Brown ("Affirmative Action"
Album: It Was Written

Foxy Brown, now I know why you failed mathematics.

(6) "Young, black, and famous, with money hanging out the anus."
Mase ("Can't Nobody Hold Me Down"
Album: No Way Out

Now, that's the type of money I definitely wouldn't want to touch before breakfast.

(7) "I watch my back when I'm walkin, I watch my mouth when I'm talking. My glock cocked when I'm crawling."
Mike Jones ("Scandalous H**s"
Album: Who is MIke Jones?
What's next? I watch my ears when I'm hearing, I watch my sight when I'm seeing?

( Now you know that I'm the Queen of Miami. All that loud talkin, lyin, save that sh*t for your mammy. Sounds like "blah, blah blah, blah bla blah-blah," I'm like uh-huh (uh-huh) okay (okay), Whassup (whassup) SHUT UP!"
Trina ("Here We Go"
Album: Glamorest Life
Trina, you really took your time to write this thing you call a song.

(9) "Thirty-eight revolve like the sun round the Earth."
Jay-Z, "It's Hot"
Album: Volume 3: Life and Times of S.Carter

Jay-Z skipped his Geography class.

For more go to http://rap.about.com/od/toppicks/a/WorstRapLyrics.htm

If Ladies were banks, my account will be empty.

Hi everyone. I was born on April 15 19XX.

My ambition is to be like R. Kelly. Singing both gospel and love-making songs.

@idupaul, even better. Go and meet your reverend for prayers. This illness is getting serious.

Who rules the world? Are u still asking this question?

Ruel Ishaku! Congratulations my brother!

You have done what our able athletes could not do.

When book come out, na me go be the first to buy am. I also want to be a money hunger pastor.

I want to become a pastor one day, so that I can marry and divorce 20 times.

Keep on dreaming.

Bros, you too must be suffering from the same illness. Go and meet your pastor for healing.

If you have not seen this movie, then you are missing out men.

I never go the church before. So make I no talk something wey go make God vex and send thunder on me.

@KunleOshob, It is either you are suffering from a mental disease or a sick person.
You're a disgrace to christianity.
You are telling Christians not to pay tithe because you think the pastor or preacher will eat their money.
Make una no mind am o.

Big brother Africa 3 = your ability to pretend for 90 days

Most respected pastors

1 Rev. King
2 Olumba Olumba
3 Guru Maharaji
4 Jesus of Oyingbo

Yes! Nairaland members lets come together and form Christian Voltron to stop d revolution.

The subject should have read How to make money as a pastor.