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Crime / Re: Man Uses Acid To Fry Groundnuts (Video, Photos) by DisLifeSha: 7:31pm On Apr 22, 2023
Crazy

nedekid:

Atleast he should wound himself instead of unsuspecting innocent folks.
People are quite heartless now a days. I had to stop buying akara, chin chin and other fried stuff you get at the roadside, why? I told my aboki sometime last year to get me akara. Guess what? He, as my paddy advised me against it, that even he does not buy again. Haba, watin happen? He told me in confidence that they no longer use cooking oil but transformer oil. That it testes similar but way cheaper. Certainly, there is no way transformer oil will be healthy for human consumption on the long run.

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Family / Re: Dog: I Have The Most Unlikely Rival In My Boyfriends House by DisLifeSha: 3:01pm On Apr 22, 2023
It's a spiritual message to you that the guy isn't your guy

turmacs:
My boyfriends dog

We recently started dating about three months ago. I've visited his house quite a lot but his dog still doesn't like me. I expected after spending that long time with the dog, she would have gotten used to me but no, that dog still holds resentments towards me.

Anytime I come over, it starts barking uncontrollably. We can't even get intimate with peace of mind, it keeps barking at the doorstep while we are having sex in his room.

Until we're done and he (my boyfriend) goes out to attend to her. The dog does not allow me go near him anytime it's around always sitting next to him and growling anytime I'm close by.

I've suggested to him to kill the dog or sell it so i can have peace of mind but he said he loves the dog so much that the dog was his girlfriend before I came into his life as he had not been in any relationship before(I'm his first girl)...

I don't know what to do and I don't want to say I'm beginning to get tired of the relationship but I'm not happy. Had it been the kind of dog self was all this parlour dog or small dogs, I wouldn't have been complaining, but it's all this very big dogs. I think he said the specie is a boa bull or something...

Please I need advice...
Food / Re: Which Of These Local Snacks Did You Enjoy As A Child? (pics) by DisLifeSha: 2:33pm On Apr 22, 2023
Number 1 and 7 (unripe) until I die

mariahAngel:
One thing I like about these local snacks are their funny names. cheesy
Even some of the ones that appear on the list below, I have never heard of.
Which of them was/were your favourite(s)?

If the ones you enjoyed do not appear in the post, tell us the name and what it's made from in the comment section.
If you've never tasted any of these, you don't know what you're missing. 😌
TV/Movies / Re: Jagua: Do You Remember This Late Actor? by DisLifeSha: 6:44pm On Apr 17, 2023
But everyone get their own destiny na

DaCharis2016:
Thank you for writing about one of my favourite early life actors. I never knew him as James, born in Kwara & was a singer.

Where are his children? This is why I'm thinking of what I will hand over to my children when I will be no more. 😭 ; shocked

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Family / Re: Father In Tears As DNA Test Confirms Four Out Of Five Children Are Not His by DisLifeSha: 12:19pm On Apr 15, 2023
The test can be done at least 3 times in different hospitals for confirmation sake

Adabestseason:
DNA is good but some results can be misleading due to poor infrastructures
Education / Re: If You Read This Book During Your Primary School, You Should Be Married With Kid by DisLifeSha: 7:56pm On Apr 13, 2023
Na primary school novel na

Eniolohunda:
The sugar girl! I read it in my jss 1 then.
Celebrities / Re: Ariana Grande's Body, Weight Loss, Spark Reactions. She Reacts by DisLifeSha: 11:19am On Apr 13, 2023
Diabetes is not easy. My life has been very tough living with Type 1 Diabetes. I'm fed up with my life. 12 years of Diabetes

olab059:
As she said, you never know what people are dealing with. I remember when people were saying the same things about the black panther guy's weight loss too, not knowing he was silently battling cancer. Ariana's own might not be cancer, it might be that she had to change her diet because of a non terminal disease...it could be GERD, it could be diabetes, it could be anything...you can never know what people are dealing with.

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Crime / Re: How 3 Prophets Warned Khadi About Death by DisLifeSha: 8:40pm On Apr 12, 2023
Some solutions dey dey victims hand


youngrichnigga:
Why did they not pray on her behalf to avert impending death/ Storm 🍃🌬️🌬️
Science/Technology / Re: First Anti-Aging Pills To Hit Shelves In 2028, Expert Predicts by DisLifeSha: 5:52am On Apr 10, 2023
Everybody isn't afraid of death

Sebastine1994:
How long do you think people remember the memory of a dead relative?


After struggling all my life to make it, Death just comes and snatch me away. Some things don't just make sense.

Then your stupid kids would inherit and squander everything in just 2 generation.

I want to live at least 300 years, I want them to prolong it a bit. Everybody is afraid of death, even your pastor, if there was no death, probably religion would not exist.

I believe death is just like any illness, if we can find a way to prolong the longevity geñes, or transfer our consciousness to a machine, it would be cool.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Defeats Haiti 2-1 In A Women's International Friendly Match. by DisLifeSha: 8:12pm On Apr 07, 2023
The NFF always cash out with these low quality foreign coaches

JasonScoolari:
Congratulations to the Super Falcons...

Still not convinced with the Randy coach of the Super Falcons..

I enjoyed the girls under Florence Omagbemi, they played free flowing classic football, unlike with this foreign coach.
Celebrities / Re: Bros Jay Kay Dies In An Accident by DisLifeSha: 7:22pm On Apr 04, 2023
Over speeding killed him. Not Nigeria

Onogiede:
Rip man,...may Nigeria not happen to you again in next life.

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Sports / Re: Nike Unveils The New Super Falcons Jersey by DisLifeSha: 12:26pm On Apr 04, 2023
I taya. It's better to make our own jerseys here for our football teams

kcpumping:
Must we even used a Jersey from Nike or any other international company.....can we make a jersey from within? Just asking anyway.
Sports / Re: Ahmed Musa Matches Zidane, Surpasses Lampard, Vieira In International Record by DisLifeSha: 1:35pm On Mar 28, 2023
We don't have a team and we don't have a coach

uncleck:
Super Eagle current team has the highest number of star players in Africa. But what I don't understand is why the team plays like inter house team
Science/Technology / Re: Jpmorgan Will Let Consumers Pay With Their Face Or Palm Instead Of A Card (pic) by DisLifeSha: 9:03pm On Mar 27, 2023
Please reduce your intake of ogogoro

Righteousness2:
Bible prophecy is unfolding right before our eyes. But the world is too blind to see it.

The mark of the beast technology is being tested right before our eyes.



Everything is converging so quickly all over the world.
The Rapture of churc is much closer than many think
JESUS Christ is coming.
JESUS Christ is coming..
JESUS Christ is coming..
Make your ways right with JESUS Christ to avoid had I know.
Culture / Re: Ooni Of Ife Meets Brazilian President, Lula by DisLifeSha: 9:16pm On Mar 25, 2023
No tribe is minority. Tribe na tribe

haybhi1:
I'm extremely proud to be a Yoruba man, and be born and raised therein, especially through healthy and pious Islamic idiosyncrasies.

Great an ethnic group, tremendous in knowledge, cordial in relationships, yet humble in deeds. Almighty Yoruba. Eledumare a gbe wa. Oke oke la ma ma re.

May God bless Nigeria, Yoruba, Igbo, Hausa, and every minority tribes.

Asee.

☺☺🥰
Travel / Re: Drone Shots Of Second Phase Road Of Ikirun-Ila-Odo Road (Pictures) by DisLifeSha: 11:17pm On Mar 23, 2023
Unlike the South South except Wike

shigishege:
South west always on top. Our governors, no mater which party they belong, always doing well for thier people.
Romance / Re: Premarital Sex, The Cheapest Opportunity: A Case Study Of My Neighbor by DisLifeSha: 6:53pm On Mar 21, 2023
That guy dey ignorant of STD. E just dey play

MasterJayJay:
When I hear some folks say virginity is lack of opportunity, I doubt if they realize how dumb they look when making such statement. Virginity is the presence of self-control and not lack of opportunity.


I have been observing one of my neighbor's movement, a boy. He has been sneaking in girls into their house to have sex. He is unemployed. On Saturday when his mom went out for elections, he decided to sneak in a girl. He didn't know when his mom came back and he was caught while trying to sneak the girl out. He ran away wearing a shirt and a boxer and returned in the evening.

I have been thinking how he has been able to get these girls, the motives, etc. Because obviously, he is not rich. this is not even a case of girlfriend-boyfriend relationship. It seems there is an app where one can get a girl near you for fornication.

Point: With technology in this century, even an introvert can get connected to someone to have premarital sex. Therefore, Virginity is never lack of opportunity. I believe virgins in this tech world have more self-control than virgins in 900 BC.
Religion / Re: I Will Die Soon, My Time Is Near --- Odumeje by DisLifeSha: 6:45pm On Mar 21, 2023
Occultic judge

funshint:
This one na confirm occultist. May God's judgement come upon these type of evil manipulative beings who stand on the pulpit if they refuse to repent.
Religion / Re: I Will Die Soon, My Time Is Near --- Odumeje by DisLifeSha: 6:35pm On Mar 21, 2023
Which kind blasphemous post be DAT One of the best thingz to happen to a man is knowing when to die

Zico5:
You are the one that know what u did to attain fame and we all know that devil has no free gift. May your soul rest in peace.
Politics / Re: Polling Unit In My Area In Alimosho Lagos - Photos by DisLifeSha: 1:06pm On Mar 18, 2023
Pretty Lady. Please, share me your Whatsapp contact

MissOpe:
Na here me sef dey doing the Lord's work of Inec.....

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Romance / Re: Advise Needed Pls, I Am Planning To Start A Family by DisLifeSha: 10:50am On Mar 11, 2023
It's better to marry at 24. I'm 29 living with a single mother and my life has been turned upside down. I've achieved nothing in my life

Pk01:
save more ,till u re 27..and look for decent girl of under 22_18..
Romance / Re: South African Lady Displays Her Certificate Of Virginity by DisLifeSha: 11:01am On Mar 10, 2023
Me too. As far she is HIV negative

Dollarseeker:
it's virgin or I remain single.

if I no c for Nigeria I go enter SA
Business / Re: Naira Redesign: Old, New Notes Are Legal Tender – CBN Reveals by DisLifeSha: 3:30pm On Mar 08, 2023
Emefiele will not do something without the President's approval

Rheader:
After putting Nigerians through untold hardship. Emefiele it shall never be well with you!
Celebrities / Re: Pete Edochie Celebrates 76th Birthday Today| Pictures. by DisLifeSha: 9:21pm On Mar 07, 2023
Yes sir

jeromestarks:



Take time to read this and get understanding
https://www.nairaland.com/7292532/virgin-man-virgin-woman-same
Celebrities / Re: Pete Edochie Celebrates 76th Birthday Today| Pictures. by DisLifeSha: 2:57pm On Mar 07, 2023
You as the man, are you also a virgin Big BS

jeromestarks:
He was able to live this long because he disvirgined his wife.

You can not live long if you marry a woman who has given her Best (virginity) to another man because she will fvck her ex the moment he shows up to her on Facebook or in the market and you will suffer to train his child which will grow up to beat you when your strength is gone.


Never use your hard earned money to pay bride price, sponsor wedding ceremony and take care of inlaws just to have a woman who was fvcked by another man with two eggs and indomie.
Only a fool would do that. Are you the fool?

Avoid single mothers entirely. Those ones are operating under a different level of curse.
There's a reason why men who fvcked her didn't stay in her life. Why should you stay? Do you want to use your head to carry curse? Why should you be the one to lick the mess the left behind?

Be wise.
Only a virgin woman deserves your love and devotion
Politics / Re: List of The 24 Labour Party Governorship Candidates (Photo) by DisLifeSha: 2:51pm On Mar 07, 2023
Okay. But as for Delta State, I doubt

Penguin2:
We should be able to get:-
Lagos
Abia
Enugu
Rivers
Delta
Plateau
Kaduna
Ebonyi(maybe)

Won’t be a bad start.

The structure they’ve been asking for will soon structure.

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Business / Re: Bill Gates Daughter, Phoebe, In Interracial Relationship With Robert Ross by DisLifeSha: 2:43pm On Mar 07, 2023
Indeed

Iagos:
I like that. Now that's a premium white girl
Family / Re: "Who Is The Mother?" Lady & Beautiful Mum Trend On 20 Year-old Throwback Photo by DisLifeSha: 2:39pm On Mar 07, 2023
I prefer to marry a beautiful black lady than one of these hypo bleached ladies

Isabi4lov:
The mum is beautiful while the daughter looks like Mercy Eke grin

What organic cream cannot do , does not exist .

In Nigeria if you're not fair in complexion as a lady , they won't see any beauty in you .
Politics / Re: Rhodes-Vivour, Labour Party Governorship Candidate Campaigns At Lagos Markets by DisLifeSha: 10:54pm On Mar 06, 2023
Correct

hedonido:
He should be wearing the papa mama pikin logo/insignia of the Labour Party. There's a reason Obi was doing that.... To register it in people's memory and create associative symbolism between the candidate and the logo... Which wouldn't fail when it matters most - at the ballot. Wearing a bland white outfit without even as much as an LP logo cap could mean leaving significant votes on the table.

Obi is a master trader and salesman. Learn the ropes and imitate him to the fullest.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Countries With The Biggest Debts In The World (Photos) by DisLifeSha: 3:20pm On Mar 04, 2023
God bless Nigeria

chiefoga:


You people should calm down and speak good things into existence about your country. All you do is wail and wail and cry and cry with zero action zero common sense.

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Health / Re: Hoplites Sickle Cell Foundation Hosts Sickle Cell Warriors For A Valentine's Spe by DisLifeSha: 9:27pm On Mar 02, 2023
Please someone should show me love. Type 1 Diabetes has been a big struggle in my life. My left hand has been numb for a while now. Its the effect of diabetes when not properly controlled. I've been unable to test my sugar level because of the much financial expenses. I'm only able to buy the insulin drug now

Sterling Bank 0018059493 Samuel Oyovwikigho
Politics / Re: Google Creates New Logo To Remind Nigerians To Vote by DisLifeSha: 8:46am On Feb 25, 2023
It just your opinion and it will amount to nothing

donproject2:
You're all shouting Obi forgetting the history. Babangida seemed to be the champion of human rights after he toppled Buhari. What made him this champion? Every Nigerian believed Buhari was a strict leader. Babangida leveraged on this fact, he won hearts of many Nigerians, the result of his governance was disastrous. In 2015, when almost all Nigerians were groaning about Jonathan's administration, Buhari came as the perfect one to take us to the next level, APC seized the opportunity of the chaotic atmosphere we had to present Buhari to us, we were all joyous, now what can you say about Buhari after 8 years.

There is one man that's playing to the gallery, winning hearts of many cheaply, he is our Mr. Perfect now, he has solution to all Nigeria's problems, he is God-sent. I feel empathy for a man who doesn't see the future looking at the past events, a man who doesn't take clue from historical happenings. It looks like we are in one endless cycle, history seems to repeat itself always.

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