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Politics / Re: RCCG Invites Obi, Tinubu, Atiku, Others To Political Youth Summit by DisLifeSha: 10:10pm On Jan 14, 2023
Exactly

unohbethel:
Vawulence can come from different angles cheesy cheesy
Culture / Re: Why Are Arab Princes And Royal Families So Rich? by DisLifeSha: 9:58pm On Jan 14, 2023
Nigeria is still richer than any of these Arab countries. Look well. Na yeye leaders we get

ITbomb:
Imagine having 10 times the money Nigeria has from crude with 5 million population of same language, same religion people.
It's that simple

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Education / Re: Masturbation Written In A Pupil's Textbook by DisLifeSha: 2:08pm On Jan 14, 2023
Which country are you now? It's not really easy in Nigeria. As a type 1 diabetic, it's hell. Please help

Mrfksb1:
there's no such book here in the US for kids.


It's fake, the front of the book should be shown.

I don't suppose gay or lesbian but hypocrisy is too much in Nigeria.

They claimed to know God by being Muslims and Christians in Nigeria but they've got wicked hearts.


Thank God I left that shithole
Education / Re: Masturbation Written In A Pupil's Textbook by DisLifeSha: 2:01pm On Jan 14, 2023
Sex education is very okay for children. But this topic is a contrary one to the laws governing Nigeria

Naira20:
Is this not what Fayemi's wife was advocating?
Dem never teach children maths and productive science na yeye "sex education" be her headache.
No wonder she no quick see husband na her junior wey just pity am

Education / Re: Masturbation Written In A Pupil's Textbook by DisLifeSha: 1:58pm On Jan 14, 2023
You dey find virgin to marry and you no be virgin. You try well well

jeromestarks:
Op, you're helping them spread the news na


Anyways, the only way you can have pure children is when you marry a virgin woman.

A woman who has been mounted and fvcked by many men will definitely give birth to illegitimate children who will open their legs for many men before marriage.

Ladies are a copy of their mothers.


Fvck any girl you want but when it comes to marriage, find a virgin woman. Only her deserves your love and devotion.

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Phones / Re: Why Don’t Nigerians Keep Their Phones In Their Pockets? by DisLifeSha: 11:10pm On Jan 12, 2023
I still put my phone in my pocket with my earpiece connected to it listening to the radio as I transit

tuzle:
I can't forget the day I kept my phone in my pocket while in a bus. They removed the phone from my pocket, I noticed immediately I got down but the bus zoomed off. Since then it is safer in my hand than in my pocket. It is only if I am with a bag then I can put it inside since I usually go to work with a back bag.
Car Talk / Re: This Nigerian Mechanic Has Gone Viral After A Video Show Him Lifting An Engine by DisLifeSha: 7:17am On Jan 12, 2023
The guy no wise at all. Everybody get right to treat e body the way e like. Na time na e go bring the results and consequences of such stupid actions

Angrygoat:
It's a 4plug engine. Make him use that same hand carry v8 engine. Na hunch back
Celebrities / Re: RMD Shares Photos With His Son, Oghenetega by DisLifeSha: 6:50pm On Jan 07, 2023
Please calm. They're from Urhobo

Johnthejohn:
Yoruba demons undecided

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Health / Re: Sex-Starved Buddhist Monk 'Smiles' As He Chops Off His Penis With Knife by DisLifeSha: 3:49pm On Jan 04, 2023
E too loud

christejames:
This one loud oooo shocked shocked

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Crime / Re: Haraj: Saudi Arabian App Where Maids Are Trafficked And Sold To Wealthy Saudis by DisLifeSha: 3:39pm On Dec 28, 2022
She's a runs girl there

englishmart:
My girlfriend told me she was going to Dubai. Someone with zero skill. I knew it was definitely for prostitution. I didn't breakup. Once, once she sends me money. On Christmas day she sent me #250k. She can kee herself there if she wishes. I asked her what she did in Dubai, and she said cleaning. I pretented to believe her. Who am I not to?
Politics / Re: Nigeria Can Repeat The Sunak & Macron Examples By Electing A Young President by DisLifeSha: 7:48pm On Dec 26, 2022
It's not just about age. I'm OBIdient

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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Chinwo & Husband, Pastor Blessed, Celebrate First Christmas Together (Pix) by DisLifeSha: 4:40pm On Dec 25, 2022
They are one. Na him get the ass

TrebleChamp:
Pastor wey dey hold him wife ass for photo shoot, is that one a pastor...

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Religion / Re: Celebrating The Christ In Christmas by DisLifeSha: 6:53am On Dec 25, 2022
Couldn't buy the expensive Basmati Rice for Diabetics as I save money gradually to buy my expensive insulin drug as a type 1 diabetic.

Please bless me Sterling Bank - 0018059493 - Samuel Oyovwikigho

Merry Christmas to my dear Nairalanders
Travel / Re: Johannesburg Lights Up For Christmas And Festive Season (PICS) by DisLifeSha: 8:38pm On Dec 24, 2022
They're still xenophobic people na
ModCaller:
SA na Yankee na. See them white people everywhere. If not for white people, na shît dem go dey use dey do decoration. Very local people.
Education / Re: UK Boarding Schools Storm Nigeria In January by DisLifeSha: 9:16pm On Dec 22, 2022
Na waiten dem go do Nigeria is a sovereign nation

Buskynwa:


They are satisfied with this set of people because they will collect tax and enrich their pockets neglecting their duty to the common man. Bunch of fools!
And as for the UK that closes its eyes to the corruption of the Nigerian govt that refuses to provide basic education for its citizens just because its good for their economy una well done o our dear colonial masters
Food / Re: Men Eat From Heaps Of Fufu At Food-Eating Competition In Cross-River (Video) by DisLifeSha: 8:12pm On Dec 21, 2022
I taya o

faceland:


Unfortunately, each of those bowls cost thousands of naira.

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Food / Re: Men Eat From Heaps Of Fufu At Food-Eating Competition In Cross-River (Video) by DisLifeSha: 8:03pm On Dec 21, 2022
I better do a fasting competition. I can't kill myself. Food fit kill person easily than empty belle

Zonefree:
Rich State.

Una dey organise food eating competition for this Buhari economy shocked
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Does It Take One To Work In A Mortuary? by DisLifeSha: 9:15pm On Dec 20, 2022
No big deal

Truvelisback:
That means u can comfortably UnCloth the dead, bathe it, and dress it? grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Does It Take One To Work In A Mortuary? by DisLifeSha: 1:56pm On Dec 20, 2022
To me, there's no big deal there. If you've ever handled a dead body before, you'll get used to it

Truvelisback:
Good day, fellas. What does it take one to work in a Mortuary? It takes a man or woman who has heart to handle dead bodies. I once asked a guy, he said: U never baff, u say wan work for mortuary? He laughed. He said, there are certains they do(possibly rituals) before handling dead bodies and work there.
Health / Re: Bank Staff Slumps And Dies In Lagos by DisLifeSha: 11:09am On Dec 16, 2022
Thank you
IGBOSON1:


If others haven’t sent anything, you’ll see something in the account by Tuesday next week. Not in the country so the person i told to credit the account says he can’t do it till Tuesday because tomorrow and Monday is sit-at-home.

Take care.
Health / Re: Bank Staff Slumps And Dies In Lagos by DisLifeSha: 3:29pm On Dec 15, 2022
It'll help a lot.
Sterling Bank - 0018059493 - Samuel Oyovwikigho

IGBOSON1:


Things are hard for everyone so don't feel too despondent. Where there's life there's hope.

You can post your bank account number, hopefully some reading this thread may want to send you something.
Politics / Re: Sheikh Abduljabar Nasiru Kabara Sentenced To Death By Hanging For Blasphemy by DisLifeSha: 2:44pm On Dec 15, 2022
No. Nigeria should be restructured where all state government can have their own laws. It will then be your choice to choose the state to stay that suites you

Ogbuefi2020:
These people should form their own country abeg
Health / Re: Bank Staff Slumps And Dies In Lagos by DisLifeSha: 2:41pm On Dec 15, 2022
The suffering is too much. You can imagine me with a health condition who works in a hotel for 22k every month.

I only eat once in the evening in two days. I know the business to do but no help. The life taya person

Treadway:
Similar thing happened to the son of a church member. I couldn't wrap my head around it. Dude was to be 30 years old on a Wednesday, and he died just two days to that (Monday). He complained of feeling unwell while in a car with his superior. They headed to the hospital, by the time they got there he was unconscious and later declared dead. Pops was called, drove to lag to pick the boy's body and buried him and returned to Ibadan. Only son/child! The thing shock me. Two days later , his fb page is filled with HBD messages, most of his online friends don't know he is gone, till now. My guess, is prolly a heart attack...what is worrisome is the sheer number of young men and women just slumping and dying in recent times. It is well.
Nairaland / General / Re: Have You Ever Cut Off A Very Close Friend Completely? by DisLifeSha: 3:07pm On Dec 14, 2022
Yes. And I did it because there was no benefit. There should be a mutual benefit between friends. If none, disintegrate that so called unprofitable friendship

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Romance / Re: I Have 800k, What Profitable Business Can I Venture Into by DisLifeSha: 10:45pm On Dec 13, 2022
Please loan me 100k

SergeantTitus:
I have 800k, what profitable biz can I do
Events / Re: Pictures As Abuja All White Pool Party Holds In Grand Style by DisLifeSha: 10:29pm On Dec 13, 2022
Very ugly sets of girls

Omihanifa:
Pot belly girls having fun

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Family / Re: 25 Years Old And I Still Don’t Know My Dad by DisLifeSha: 8:29pm On Dec 13, 2022
I'm also a Type 1 Diabetic. This illness don minus from me since 12 years now. It's not easy. If am able to do my business, all aspects and areas of my life with ll be positively affected

DonroxyII:
She go tie you down ni
Built yourself a Man, get married and Give her one pikin dem Face your own Games!
Celebrities / Re: "Cost Money To Look Like Me": Teni Flaunts Her Slimmer Body (Photos) by DisLifeSha: 4:27pm On Dec 13, 2022
I always tell my mum but she always disagrees. She had arthritis and finds it had to walk

Madmazel99:
Some people said she did surgery and she said that is not true.

Surgery or no surgery. I like this new image of her. There is nothing healthy about been fat.
Family / Re: 25 Years Old And I Still Don’t Know My Dad by DisLifeSha: 4:21pm On Dec 13, 2022
Your own good na. You've made it. Living with a single parent (mother) has never favored me. It's a life of suffering for me even as an only child

Prechgold1180:
Good evening house

Sorry to bore you with my issues


My mum and dad separated 24 years ago

Reason for separation
My only biological bro died from malaria
My dad was unable to come up with money for treatment

My mum moved out took me with her
She remarried 2 years after
Gave birth to 4 leaving me with 4 step sibling
Some years back I heard my mum saying my dad has other children ( I don’t even know them ) I don’t even know my dad

I am a graduate now

So comfortable in life
Got lands houses and cars to my name

My problem now is I feel empty whenever I think of my dad
More like I don’t know my root

I plan on visiting mums home for Christmas
The problem is she hates my dad so much
any thing about that topic gets her angry

I don’t know how to convince to go show me my dads house

I don’t know possible ways to get her to show me my dad hus

Don’t even know if my dad is good
Don’t even know his family
Don’t even know my village
Everything I call family is just from my mother side

Zero from my dad side
I wish I can know them

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Sports / Re: Super Eagles Of Nigeria Can Do Better Than Morocco – NFF by DisLifeSha: 4:02pm On Dec 13, 2022
You know whether NFF dey control am for back

Lagos2Berlin:
They can, but will you people allow Nigerian football to thrive without politics and bitterness?

How can a whole Nigeria fail to qualify if not for bad sports management? Eguavoen goofed big time! angry
Sports / Re: Super Eagles Of Nigeria Can Do Better Than Morocco – NFF by DisLifeSha: 3:51pm On Dec 13, 2022
Very useless mumu talk

Zonefree:
What kind of useless talk is this nau undecided


Sports / Re: Argentina Vs Croatia: FIFA World Cup Qatar2022. Semi-Finals (3 - 0) On 13-12-22 by DisLifeSha: 7:42pm On Dec 12, 2022
Morocco

robosky02:
Messi just a step to achieving the greatest status?


Who stops him modrich or Ronaldo

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