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Foreign Affairs / Re: Zookeeper Mauled By 16-foot Crocodile In Front Of Terrified Crowd by DisLifeSha: 7:29pm On Sep 23, 2022
Are you living with a lion

MatrixReloaded:
Gators can never be tamed. The moment you dive inside a pool full of crocs just know that you will get torn into piece within 3secons.
They are the deadliest wild animal on planet with no behaviour like pet. Lion can stay but Anaconda and Gators are not pets
Romance / Re: Would You Marry A Girl With A Past Like This? by DisLifeSha: 6:43pm On Sep 22, 2022
Are you also a virgin?

Merch:
I can’t even take you serious if you are not a virgin..no virgin, no marriage
Celebrities / Re: Dbanj Hugs, Praises P Square In Dressing Room After Their Packed Out London Show by DisLifeSha: 3:32pm On Sep 22, 2022
I like them to collaborate

Slynation:
But that's what I meant naw...!!

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Celebrities / Re: Dbanj Hugs, Praises P Square In Dressing Room After Their Packed Out London Show by DisLifeSha: 12:53pm On Sep 22, 2022
D'banj and Psquare has never collaborated in any song

Slynation:
But they didn't give us any Collabo back then... sad
Celebrities / Re: Dbanj Hugs, Praises P Square In Dressing Room After Their Packed Out London Show by DisLifeSha: 12:50pm On Sep 22, 2022
Go and marry

HolyMan12:
That d'banj wife go nice to fvck wotowoto cool
Family / Re: German Wife Peels Yam With A "Peeler" Instead Of Knife, Nigeria Husband Reacts. by DisLifeSha: 10:42pm On Sep 21, 2022
Disgusting reddish finger nails
tydi:
grin

Don't dare cheat on her else she will pill your gbola same way

White people finger nails always look disgusting.

And na same fingers she go dig for same Eba with you oo
Foreign Affairs / Re: Ghana Kings Gifted The Queen Solid Gold Palanquin Miniature In 1961 (Video) by DisLifeSha: 8:16pm On Sep 20, 2022
Our black fathers sold while they bought. Its a two way thing. If our fathers back then didn't sell out brothers and sisters, the won't be able to buy. Let's blame ourselves

Towncrier007:
That gift was for a successful slave trade,how Urchins gifts Amoda with fake praises after successfully putting Lagos under his feet.

Africans should be wise.
Celebrities / Re: Davido Walks Runway For Puma At New York Fashion Week by DisLifeSha: 7:03pm On Sep 14, 2022
And not iced water

WiszyFraud:
Did you know??


Always remember to:

Drink water for your liver
Drink water for your skin
Drink water for your brain
Drink water for your heart
Drink water for your kidney

And yes, drink water for your life


✌️
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Celebrates His Wife, Margaret, On Her Birthday by DisLifeSha: 8:12pm On Sep 10, 2022
Indeed
Burruchaga71:
Happy birthday to our incoming first lady..
Politics / Re: Labour Party To Unveil Baba-Ahmed As Obi’s Running Mate - Vanguard by DisLifeSha: 9:19pm On Jul 07, 2022
My vote will be obidient

Totilopussylick:
No Jupiter can stop the moving train.


The movement of obidient group of Nigeria


Will pierced the heart of haters like a bullet

wotowoto tongue.

Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa. AWCON 2022:(1 - 2) On 4th July 2022 by DisLifeSha: 7:55pm On Jul 04, 2022
The man don ki,I'll our football
alibiguy:
Tonight nigerian football officially died. It's cadaver is undergoing rigor mortis. Never have I, in my years of seeing the Falcons play, seen a more directionless side. No coordination, no coherence despite having a so called foreign coach. Truly, under Amaju Pinnick, Nigerian Football died.

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Politics / Re: 2023: We're Only Concerned About A President Who Has Capacity To Lead- Jefferson by DisLifeSha: 9:50pm On Jun 26, 2022
Hope you have your PVC
I'm obidient

Abfinest007:
Whenever someone talks about credibility I think he's talking about Peter obi
Whenever someone talks about someone who can manage d affairs of the nation obi comes to my obi

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Politics / Re: Voter's Card Registration In Port Harcourt - Eyewitness Report (Pictures) by DisLifeSha: 4:54pm On Jun 14, 2022
We are OBIdient

Zikojukwu:
Sai Obi, 2023, Labor Party
Celebrities / Re: D'banj Celebrates His 42nd Birthday Today by DisLifeSha: 10:07am On Jun 09, 2022
Mohits dey before dem come and go

DAMIMONY:
Koko Master,bangalee,eja nla,ski banj, Acapella master.remember when una dey reign na that time yahozey comot.awonkan Wayne wa shishe,,awonkan waye was jaye.may God recover all my lost Glory back for me ijn.i need a thousand Amen.
Politics / Re: Tinubu: A Man Who Can't Hold Paper Has Won APC Primaries - Deji Adeyanju by DisLifeSha: 2:13pm On Jun 08, 2022
There are other parties and their candidates to vote for

AsomArchitectNG:
Imagine our biggest fear coming into play which is having Tinubu and Atiku to choose from.

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Politics / Re: Photos Of People Sleeping At APC Convention: You Can't Cheat Nature! by DisLifeSha: 12:12pm On Jun 08, 2022
And be Obidient

LuQuLuQu:
Where's the graphics?


Graphics is voting for Tinubu and putting our future and that of our children in his shaky hands.


He was the only aspirant to read from a prepared speech and was very slurred too


Say Noooooo to Tinubu
Politics / Re: Rapper Erigga Vows To Vote For Peter Obi As President by DisLifeSha: 8:13pm On Jun 05, 2022
I shall cast my vote for Peter Obi

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Meets Flavour, Phyno, Others (Photos, Video) by DisLifeSha: 4:23pm On Jun 03, 2022
I'll vote for him

alsudan:
Peter Obi is the next President of Nigeria come 2023
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Wins Labour Party Presidential Primary As Pat Utomi Steps Down by DisLifeSha: 4:47pm On May 30, 2022
Let us vote for him

gentlegenius:
If Nigeria was to be a sane country, anywhere Peter Obi goes, he should win. But unfortunately, in a country where the insane fools are much more than the sensible ones, people will soon start telling us how Labour Party doesn't have the structure to win election and how Peter Obi doesn't have the money to pay voters.
What happen to our conscience? Are we really serious about taking back this country?
Health / Re: Frequent Urinating At Night: Help!!! by DisLifeSha: 8:58pm On May 29, 2022
Go and do a diabetic test to test your sugar level. It might be type 1 Diabetes

Wizzyonyxphoenix:
Happy sunday guys. Please I seriously need your help. I produce way too much urine, especially at night. I practically wake up every 30 minutes to use the restroom. It's too much.

The worst part is that I'm merely EIGHTEEN!!! Please how do I curb this anomaly guys? I dread to think what would happen if i enter UNI and live in the hostel with my fellow guys. They might tag me a criminal, or worse, I might be attacked by one during one of my endless trips to the bathroom.

You guys should help me abeg.
Health / Re: My Wound Is Taking Forever To Heal (Graphic) by DisLifeSha: 9:46pm On May 25, 2022
Go and check your sugar level. It is hard for an injury to heal if your sugar level is high.

I'm a Type 1 Diabetic. It's a daily battle of sugar control though the money is not available now

Cakkie:
Good day, all. I'll be brief.

The first thread: https://www.nairaland.com/7063080/ampicillin-capsule-dry-heal-open


Pls my wound have refused to heal despite applying various medications on it (chloramphenicol, ampicillin, penicillin ointment, injection powder).

It's getting to two months now. I'm really tired nairalanders. Pls help me out, I have spent all the money on me trying to get it healed but all to no avail.

Doctors, Pharmacists, Nurses and experienced health personels in the house pls I really need your sincere advice.


Pls help me get to the front page. I believe there are a lot of experienced folks in this forum. Pls help me out guys.
Car Talk / Re: Innoson Rolls Out IVM Keke (Pictures) by DisLifeSha: 10:08am On May 20, 2022
Na only Igbos dey do business Good one anyway

DamianX:
Awesome. Make it affordable and target other country asides Nigeria like you are already doing.

Igbos lead
Religion / Re: Video Of Single Women Praying For Husbands by DisLifeSha: 9:02pm On May 16, 2022
Some of them din reject their husband o

Joezinho:
cheesy cheesy

All these old newspapers that rejected men and end up making the wrong decisions by default are now pleading with GOD to carry them to their husband's houses.

Their senses are now fully restored since they realized suitors are not coming anymore. Who wants to end up with Old angry birds?


Baba GOD, pls take them to sokoto..

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Romance / Re: Top 10 African Countries With The Most Beautiful Women 2022 by DisLifeSha: 11:41am On May 11, 2022
Wow! I like you. I like to make friends with you. Please, share me your contact

obembet:
beauty


Family / Re: "My husband abandoned my family after He Paid N580K Bride Price" Lady laments by DisLifeSha: 10:01pm On May 05, 2022
I won't even pay. I will invest that money in a business
.
englishmart:
A woman lamented on social media about how her husband abandoned her relatives after paying an extortionate fee of 580k as bride price.

Do you think the man was right?

https://www./npowernigeria/permalink/1952585794915209/

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Health / Re: I’m Pregnant With A Sickle Cell Baby - Help by DisLifeSha: 7:22pm On Apr 22, 2022
I'm an AS. I discipline myself not just to sleep with a lady but until I know you're AA

Djriri:
My partner and I are aware of our genotype situation both of us carry AS gene we both have a child together my first daughter who is AS genotype PRAISE THE LORD.

After finding out that I am also AS my partner after the birth of my daughter has told me he didn’t want to continue having children with me and would rather we both raise the child and get new partners. we want to let that connection go and 1 year later currently I’m pregnant with a baby boy who is now carrying the SS gene.

My partner has moved out of house ,, Paid me money to abort the baby and he went to start a new life far from me and the baby. I’m not sure if I should use the money abort the child and start my life or keep the child and pray for Gods forgiveness!!!!

HELPPPP ME

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Politics / Re: Olu Of Warri: Tinubu Is The Most Qualified Person To Be President by DisLifeSha: 6:42pm On Apr 15, 2022
He is not king of Warri but Istekiri people

osinbanjoisaliar:


Wafi people una agree with una king say Tinubu must rule una. Abeg wetin una talk

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Romance / Re: Singles: What Are The Habits/Lifestyle You Won't Abandon After Marriage? by DisLifeSha: 8:42pm On Apr 13, 2022
My wife must do all the cooking. I can do every other thing
Sports / Re: How The Present NFF lead by Amaju Has Destroyed Football In Nigeria by DisLifeSha: 5:24am On Apr 05, 2022
Amaju Pinnick is a the worst thing to happen to Nigeria football. He is very selfish, a thief and doesn't understand football. I wonder why an ex Nigerian footballer can't go for this position. Why are they making no move Look at Etoo of Cameroon

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Zelensky Visits Bucha Town, Where 300 Ukranians Were Butchered (Graphic Photos) by DisLifeSha: 5:23am On Apr 05, 2022
I wonder why he is finding it hard being neutral to save his people. He is a foolish president

Ammishaddai:
Another well orchestrated propaganda project to woo the minds of the gullible. But the fact still remains that Zelensky is a failure and he'll be ousted by Russia . Let him cry and do all the propaganda he can , the truth is that he's only doing this to the detriment of his people
Sports / Re: World Cup 2022: Paintsil Predicts Ghana To Win Tournament by DisLifeSha: 7:19pm On Mar 31, 2022
With the nonsense wey Ghana dey play I think Ghana won the world cup in his dreams

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