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Family / Re: Check The Statistic Of Single Motherhood Percent By State In Nigeria — Statisene by DisLifeSha: 7:02am On Sep 14
I've been suffering for long due to my single mother

LegendHero:
SINGLE MOTHERHOOD BY STATE (HUSBAND IS DEAD)

Percentage of children age 0-17 years living with mother alone where father is dead

2011
Top 10States
1 🟢Enugu — 9.8%
2 🟢Abia — 8.6%
3 🟢Ebonyi — 8.5%
4 🟢Imo — 8.5%
5 🟢Anambra — 7.5%
6 🟤Cross River — 5.2%
7 🟤Akwa ibom — 5%
8 🟠Benue — 4.8%
9 🟤Rivers — 4.7%
10 🟠FCT — 4.6%

2016
1 🟢Ebonyi — 9.4%
2 🟢Enugu — 8.7%
3 🟢Anambra — 8.1%
4 🟤Akwa Ibom — 7.2%
5 🟤Edo — 7.1%
6 🟢Abia — 6.7%
7 🟢Imo — 6.5%
8 🟠Benue — 6.1%
9 ⚫️Borno — 5.8%
10 🟤Rivers — 5.7%

2021
1 🟤Bayelsa — 10.6%
2 🟢Ebonyi — 8.6%
3 🟢Enugu — 8.6%
4 🟢Anambra — 8.3%
5 🟤Rivers — 7.9%
6 🟤Akwa Ibom — 7.7%
7 🟠Benue — 7.3%
8 🟣Ondo — 6.9%
9 🟢Abia — 6.2%
10 🟤Edo — 5.9%

🟠NC 🟤SS 🟢SE ⚫️NE 🟣SW
Foreign Affairs / Re: Comoros President Assoumani Wounded In Knife Attack by DisLifeSha: 7:00am On Sep 14
Africa carry religion for head na


diddorimi:
This thing has reached Africa?
Food / Re: Man Collapses On Road Due To Hunger, Good Samaritans Help Him With Food by DisLifeSha: 2:59pm On Sep 13
Na lie. Low sugar no dey kill person

NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



Someone will soon blame it on the hardship from Tinubu's administration.
Please, not everything is caused by Tinubu.

This is a pure case of hunger-induced hypoglycemia.

It starts with sweating, before dizziness and fatigue sets in, the next thing, your preek shrinks and you start seeing double; then you lose consciousness and fall to the ground due to heavy pulsations.
If you are lucky to quickly get some sugar in, you survive, otherwise your body goes into shock and you die.

It happens to me, but quite the polar opposite.

Ladies complain I am so sweet that I have to constantly regulate my blood sugar through frequent ejaculation.

So if NwaAmaikpe collapses in your neighborhood, don't give me sugar, it will kill me; just get a widow to perform lifesaving blõwjobs.
Travel / Re: Sweden To Offer Immigrants $34,000 For Voluntary Return Home by DisLifeSha: 7:11am On Sep 13
Just like that eh? Deportation awaits

drlateef:



They can easily enter any other EU country and continue life there.

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Religion / Re: Pastor Fufeyin Deceiving Public With Miracle Water - NAFDAC by DisLifeSha: 2:38pm On Sep 09
Exactly!

iramure:
Thieves in suits
Politics / Re: 196 Nigerian Soldiers Tender Resignation Letters To Army Chief Lagbaja by DisLifeSha: 7:12am On Sep 09
What about the so called repentant Boko Haram terrorists that are in the Nigerian army


Yugoslavia247:
How can you send men to their deaths before the war?

Witholding and embezzling money meant for weapon and combant or feeding is worse than an ambush.

It is criminal
Religion / Re: Pastor Fufeyin Deceiving Public With Miracle Water - NAFDAC by DisLifeSha: 7:06am On Sep 09
All of them are fake


Jagabanarmy:

We sane Nigerians are strongly with you VDM on this and you will win in court. There are too many fake pastors in Nigeria and we need to close their churches where they defraud their members
Religion / Re: Pastor Fufeyin Deceiving Public With Miracle Water - NAFDAC by DisLifeSha: 7:03am On Sep 09
These guys worse pass yahoo scammers


iramure:
dem plenty most especially the well established daddy G.Os, Bishops, Apostles etc littered all over the country defrauding unwise members through seed sowing, tithe and offerings messages. These people are our biggest calamity.

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Religion / Re: Pastor Fufeyin Deceiving Public With Miracle Water - NAFDAC by DisLifeSha: 7:00am On Sep 09
Not appearance. All these miracle whatever from these God of men are fake. Dem no dey work. At the end of the day, Dem go say na you no get faith


Zico5:
Looking at that Fufeyin, you will know that he is not a man of God at all. He is just deceiving his foolish followers just to swindle them. His appearance and that of his wife doesn't portray a Godly man. By their fruits you shall know them. No wonder Very dark mam is molesting him here and there. He should be arrested for deceiving the masses.
Sports / Re: Transfer: Osimhen Sacks Agent After Failing To Seal Permanent Exit From Napoli by DisLifeSha: 7:43am On Sep 08
You're right

sharpwriter:

The glory days for Chelsea is on halt bro. Na name dem just get now. Are they even in the first ten on the Premiere league table presently?

This Chelsea self is even notorious for killing players glory, only a few can shine there.

Also, Chelsea is offering £4m and Galatasaray is offering £10m

Galatasaray is even playing in the CL, where is the your Chelsea?

Chelsea is located in the United Kingdom, a country notorious for brutal tax cut, unlike Turkey with a relaxed tax cut.

So if you pan out the advantages and disadvantages, which is the better club to go

Decisions made based on hearsay, public opinion, sentiments and propaganda will only be at the detriment of the decision taker.

Galatasaray has offered him a good deal and welcomed him well. We pray he shines there for this one year!

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Phones / Re: Which Phone Should I Buy With 700k by DisLifeSha: 4:05pm On Sep 04
Your own good o. I buy my phone which is less than 170k for credit


Afikoo:
The last time I bought a phone was in July 2021. A MI 11 Lite for 154k. The phone is the best phone I have used so far. Seamless, sleek. I haven't had issue with the phone .
There is a need to change it as I feel it's getting old and the camera keep crashing.

I have been researching on phone to buy and honestly can't believed I have to spend almost 700k to buy a beautiful phone that suit my taste.

I am confused though. Please suggest a very strong phone I can get with 700k that will last for me. Thanks alot
Sports / Re: Transfer: Osimhen Sacks Agent After Failing To Seal Permanent Exit From Napoli by DisLifeSha: 8:38pm On Sep 03
A loan with Chelsea would have been better
Basicend:
How can a striker that was rated amongst the top 5 in the world just last season. . Even till now. . Be sidetracked by his club, and be offered a loan deal and with salary cut just a season after. .

Osimhen was in dark clouds throughout the last transfer window, and was heavily being influenced by powers that a strongly bent on destroying him quickly.

For me, I think it is not natural. . This case look like a spell. May be Edo people really bluetooth the guy.

He rejected a loan from Chelsea, and later went on to sign for another loan in turkey. . Is that not a hugely manipulated man?

Celebrities / Re: Rema Donates N105m To Christ Embassy During Thanksgiving!!! by DisLifeSha: 7:30am On Sep 02
Like seriously?

Epistasis:
The church has impacted more life than the government in this country.
Health / I'm A Type 1 Diabetic. I Now Buy My Insulin For 25,000 Naira by DisLifeSha: 3:30pm On Aug 04
I am a type 1 diabetic. I now buy my insulin humulin 70/30 for 25,000 naira. The inflation is affecting me badly. Please, I need help. I rarely eat now to make the insulin last. I'm not from a rich family but I've spent a lot
Crime / How Mercyland Security Almost Killed Me And Stole my two Phones by DisLifeSha: 3:17pm On Dec 29, 2023
Hello Nairalanders! I want to share the story of what happened to me in Christ Mercyland Deliverance Ministry in Effurun / Sapele Road owned by Senior Prophet Jeremiah Omoto Fufeyin AKA Papa J on the 30th of June, 2023. I'll never forget this day in my life.

I went to Mercyland on the 30th of June, 2023 for the mid-year crossover service after work. I'm a Type 1 Diabetic who has been with this illness for 14 years now.

I took my insulin drugs before I ate to go for the service. It was a very prayerful service as I later found myself weak and I went to buy something to eat to give me strength. This service held in the pool of Bethesda in mercycity. I tried to buy cracker biscuits from Mercyland but the shop was not open that night. I later crossed the road to get the cracker but i could not get it.

I crossed back to the church as I was becoming confused due to my low sugar level. I did not know what to do as tried to locate my seat without success. I became very confused as i was later dragged on the floor by these wicked mercyland members and Security people. They beat me up mercilessly as they accused being drunk. I was not myself. These guys took my two Phones from my pocket as they dragged me on the tiled floor. I got several injuries on my legs as they left me to die. I later saw myself in a hospital after I lost consciousness.

These security people after beating me up because they thought I was drunk to the point of death later tooke to the hospital even as these Mercyland Security people also stole my two Phones.

The General Overseer who is Prophet Jerimiah is a good man of God but he has a lot of bad and wicked and unsympathetic workers. You can even imagine one of the pastors accusinge of being drunk as if he saw me drinking. He never cared to understand that my sugar level was low as I tried to explain to him. My sugar level was tested to be 47 that mid night as I was revived with drip fixed in my veins.

I used to be a worker there but I got to stop base on financial issues I had.

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Romance / Re: A Cheating Wife Seeks Advice On What To Do by DisLifeSha: 3:05pm On Jun 26, 2023
That test should be done in at least 3 hospitals

Debater:
May God punish the lady
As for my wife, she was even the one that requested a DNA test when she gave birth to our first child last year, to prove her fidelity.

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Celebrities / Re: Obsessed Fan Decorates His Room With Photos Of Nengi by DisLifeSha: 7:33pm On Jun 23, 2023
Okay o
Health / Re: Is It Normal For A 30 Year Old Male To Have Reduced Libido by DisLifeSha: 2:31pm On Jun 17, 2023
My health condition make me dey fear o. I no wan get another disease join diabetes wey I dey manage o

poweredcom:


Lord ave mercy 6 years , me wey a month if i never bang body no go rest
...omo ur dyck go still fit stand again ...no let any gal hear dis one o , if u wan marry , den go jakpa oo

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Health / Re: Is It Normal For A 30 Year Old Male To Have Reduced Libido by DisLifeSha: 2:09pm On Jun 17, 2023
I'll be 30 later this year and am a Type 1 Diabetic. It has been more than 6 years since I had sex and I don't have the desire for sex but on how to start my business. Time no dey o

Walkerstilldey:
I just entered 30 and experience low sex urge and low libido,is it normal

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Food / Re: What Is Your Favorite Soup? by DisLifeSha: 2:06pm On Jun 17, 2023
Vegetable soup

FahBuLous:
As a certified and well known indegene of Akwa Abasi Ibom state, my favorite soup is non other than "Afang soup" I think this is the most delicious soup in the world... No cap..

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Religion / Re: Video Of Happie Boys Apologizing To OPM Pastor While Rejecting His Latest Offer. by DisLifeSha: 7:23pm On Jun 16, 2023
E be like say you be gorilla for the zoo o

Ihateheadslamer:
tongue OPM Pastor deserves all of the accolades for airlifting these guys out of the zoo called Nigeria grin
Sports / Re: AFCON Qualifiers: 22 Players Arrive Super Eagles Camp (video) by DisLifeSha: 3:02pm On Jun 13, 2023
Exactly

GeneralPula:
If we're interested in a good national football team in Nigeria, then we need to start using home-based player, just like Egypt, Morocco etc are doing..

I've observed one thing about Nigeria players for a while now! When you see them playing at club side, they play with massive energy! But when you see them playing for super eagles, they play as if they were begged to come play!


Their are many rugged players in Nigeria leagues that can function very well! Any foreign based player that wanna feature into super eagles should fight for it!
Science/Technology / Re: Man Mistook This Deadly Viper For A Python, Nearly Killed by DisLifeSha: 2:58pm On Jun 13, 2023
It's a tradition in Nairaland

Raymeskey:


How Sir?
Science/Technology / Re: Man Mistook This Deadly Viper For A Python, Nearly Killed by DisLifeSha: 7:43pm On Jun 12, 2023
Anything about snake is interesting

Raymeskey:
The rate at which a snake thread appears on FP kepts me wondering.

Is there a relationship between this forum and snakes, or between the mods and snakes?
Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Spotted At The UEFA Champions League Final After His Performance by DisLifeSha: 7:54pm On Jun 11, 2023
Delta Never knew o. Please prove it

ChristianMuslim:
Burna boy is not igbo, burna is from delta.. igbo people stop claiming what is not yours
Culture / Re: Inlaws Force Widow To Drink Corpse Water Of Husband's Nephew In Anambra by DisLifeSha: 8:28pm On May 11, 2023
Anytime is not okay. Even a living being is not okay

vastolord4:
What nonsense.. imagine if the copse has began to decay

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Treat Past Leaders Badly - Ikuforiji Justifies Pension Law For Govs by DisLifeSha: 4:10pm On May 11, 2023
Even iif they take care of us... Does the US pay their ex leaders retirement fees
Lorayne:
But our leaders don't take care of us.
Religion / Re: Bishop Feyi Daniel Raped Me Twice In His Lekki Home, Sent Me N5k To Treat Myself by DisLifeSha: 2:24pm On May 10, 2023
Reverend fathers also mess up altar boys

SpecialAdviser:

Don't defend the so called god of man. I'm a Christian but knows these people cannot be trusted with sex. Having said that, my knowledge of happening around this kind of news is that those girls are always willingly submitting to them. They only come out to shout when some powerful people influence them with money to ruin the pastor or when they have misunderstanding with the so called god of men.

Every young woman should be banned from getting very close to pastors.
They should even be banned from visits. Women run after men with fame a lot and do everything possible to get them. Also some of the women are under jazz control. Some also are easily manipulated. Funny thing most of these pastors are also married. And someone says marriage will stop extra marital affairs. Someone attacks cellibacy.

For this reason, I hail the catholic church. Though we may have Rev fathers messing up but at least it is quite reduced in the catholic church.
Travel / Re: Is The 11Km Miliken Hill Road In Enugu The Most Beautiful Road In Nigeria? by DisLifeSha: 11:46am On May 09, 2023
Exactly

MasterJayJay:


Straight road on a hill? This is why school is not a scam.
Religion / Re: List Of 7 Best Dressed Nigerian Pastors by DisLifeSha: 2:23pm On May 07, 2023
Exactly

Flick490:
When their members are living in Rags?
Politics / Re: Ike Ekweremadu & Wife Nwanneka Sentenced To 10 Years, 6 Years Each by DisLifeSha: 2:38pm On May 05, 2023
Good sentence. UK no be Nigeria

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