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Sports / Re: World Cup: Morocco Stun Portugal To Reach Historic Semi-final by DisLifeSha: 7:55pm On Dec 10, 2022
That mumu man scatter Nigeria football

GistFullGround:


Ogun will punish Amaju Pinick!

Sports / Re: Netherlands Vs Argentina FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022 (3 - 4) pens On 9th Dec 2022 by DisLifeSha: 8:12pm On Dec 09, 2022
Argentina dey go house today

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Celebrities / Re: Celine Dion Diagnosed With 'Stiff Person Syndrome' (Video) by DisLifeSha: 7:56pm On Dec 09, 2022
Yes. Just friends online

ahnie:

FinanciallyNO
EMOTIONALLY NO
STRINGS ATTACHED...NO.
Just nairaland friends.....yes.
Celebrities / Re: Celine Dion Diagnosed With 'Stiff Person Syndrome' (Video) by DisLifeSha: 2:54pm On Dec 09, 2022
So sad for her. She really needs someone to lean on. It's not easy. Me going through Type 1 Diabetes isn't seeing life easy for several years now. Please, can I lean on you. No brother, no sister. Please reply

ahnie:
This idol is really going thru alot.
A shoulder to lean on at this stage of her life is really much welcomed.



Firstu commendus
Sports / Re: Amaju Pinnick Spotted In Qatar Watching Brazil Vs Switzerland, Blasted By Fans by DisLifeSha: 7:10pm On Nov 29, 2022
That man spoil our football as NFF chairman. Na very selfish human being

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grin

I tire o, like say Na him dey for pitch dey kick ball.
Politics / Re: Ghanaians Now Use Tinubu To Banter Nigerians by DisLifeSha: 9:26pm On Nov 25, 2022
Small Ghana wey no reach Niger Delta

BeardedMeat:
If ño be Seefinish, who be Ghana?

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Travel / Re: South African Man Puts Up Satirical Road Signs To Expose Drug Dealers (Photos) by DisLifeSha: 10:25pm On Nov 23, 2022
Benki003:
Tomorrow you would hear that someone is dead grin
Business / Re: New Naira Notes Unveiled (Pictures) by DisLifeSha: 12:22pm On Nov 23, 2022
The US dollars is one colour theme na

mrvitalis:
Well I guess making them 2 colours makes them cheaper to print
Politics / Re: President Buhari Flags Off Kolmani Oil Development In Bauchi (Photos) by DisLifeSha: 5:20am On Nov 23, 2022
Exactly. Nigeria must be restructured

CalabarPikin:
Can Niger Delta finally go their separate ways now..?


I'll suggest every state to manage their resources and pay tax to the federal government....
Politics / Re: Number Of Poor People In Nigeria By Geo Political Zone And State :(Pix) by DisLifeSha: 7:44pm On Nov 22, 2022
Not Fulani. But followed by Ijaw and Urhobo before the rest

pinkPUSSY:
People that have ruled Nigeria for over Donkey years are the poorest...

It's a pity!!





Who's this one again and what's he saying ?

Always twisting and switching narrative to suit his jargons...
Political and tribal banters aside, I am very sure that there are so many Igbos on your street, single out ten Igbos on your street and equally single out another ten people from your tribe, jusxtapose them, compare and contrast their lifestyles and check which set is doing fine...

No dey come online to deceive yourself to feel Ok..
Talking of population of ethnic groups in Nigeria, after hausa people who have the highest members in Nigeria, with percentage of 27.4%, next is Igbos which is 14.1%, following by Yoruba 13.9% then fulani and the rest.. Accept your position in poverty rate in and population in Nigeria as well and move on..

https://www.nairaland.com/4848276/cia-revision-nigerias-ethnic-religious
Health / Re: Final Year Student In Okopoly Commits Suicide After Girlfriend Dumped Him by DisLifeSha: 10:11pm On Nov 19, 2022
Na that stomach pain make me no fit commit suicide o. Gentle painless death is the best

superCleanworks:
He did well.

He should have done this thing before he got school admission instead of waiting till his parents waste all their money on his education till final year level.

But seriously why do people decide to commit suicide through SNIPER.? all that stomach pain before you die? God forbid

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Sports / Re: One-sided Moral Lesson: Infantino Slams "West" On Hypocrisy, Defends Qatar W/cup by DisLifeSha: 8:25pm On Nov 19, 2022
Japan hit US first na
Truthday:
Hypocrisy lives in their blood.

WW1, WW2, Holocaust, Invasion of dozens of nations; syria, iraq, libya, Afghanistan, vietnam, Laos, Korea, Japan Atomic bomb, just almost all attrocoties are committed by the west. Yet, they're the bastard First to criticize. Bastard hypocrites.

Countries like Spain, Brazil and France also BAN the drinking of Alcohol on football stadium. Is drinking alcohol on stadium an experience to encourage? Bastard hypocrites.
Politics / Re: APC To Hold Campaign In Warri Stadium, Delta State Tomorrow (Pictures) by DisLifeSha: 8:58pm On Nov 18, 2022
We may not do such but election day go tell

AgubataAkokwa:
They were pelted with stones in Jos, market leaders walked out on them in Owerri. I expect my fellow Warri people to wash of their footprints with water and soap after collecting their money
Politics / Re: Presidency Not A Retirement Home, Some People Can't Point Their Classmates - Obi by DisLifeSha: 3:51pm On Nov 17, 2022
It's just the damnn truth

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Food / Re: How To Make Plantain And Egg Frittata Without Oven (Photos, Video) by DisLifeSha: 7:24pm On Nov 16, 2022
Me self na only beans and millet swallow as a type 1 diabetic wey no get money now. Eating once in two days

illicit:


Yeah

But u guys cook varieties

My food is limited to Rice, eba and ogbono, rice again maybe with beans, fufu and egusi, another rice lol



grin

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi: We Will Decongest Lagos Seaport And Move To Other Seaports by DisLifeSha: 9:02pm On Nov 15, 2022
Functional for your dream

femisplash:
Idiot, you were in PDP for 8 years, ibos have been subservient for 16 years. You were once appointed an economic adviser to GEJ, in all of the years, you were only busy importing ketchup and tomato pastes and diverting funds in your Fidelity Bank while SS ports rots away. Thanks to Buhari and APC, SS ports in Onne, Warri, are functional while Tinubu has promised to revitalize Calabar seaport.

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Travel / Re: Airline Removes Six Seats To Allow World's Tallest Woman Fly On Plane (photos) by DisLifeSha: 7:20pm On Nov 15, 2022
Is it an achievement?

Berrityga:
I must use binding wire flog sapa commot from my life this year.. A full grown man like me of 32 years never enter airplane before.. Wtf.??
Education / Re: Can You Go Back To JSS1 For 300million naira? by DisLifeSha: 4:35pm On Nov 15, 2022
Only JS1 o. How many years Within a year, you're done. Na foundation to become billionaire be that o

PointZerom:


Poverty is really dealing with somanyy people.

This must be poverty induced thinking, to go back to Jss1 for money.

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Properties / Re: Drop A Picture Of Your Sitting Room by DisLifeSha: 8:01pm On Nov 14, 2022
Poverty wan kill person o

BritishAirways:

Amen
He maketh a way where there seems to be be non.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Portugal: International Friendly. (0 - 4) On 17th November 2022 by DisLifeSha: 9:40pm On Nov 12, 2022
Amaju Pinnick casted our football

Whitecoal711:

Nepotism from the govt down to the management
Politics / Re: Naira Redesign: ISWAP ‘Abandons’ Naira, Taxes Farmers, Traders In CFAs by DisLifeSha: 8:08pm On Nov 12, 2022
Restructuring will help most where all States in Nigeria will control their post lice and their resources

harsysky:
Deep down, we all know that Nigeria is irredeemable. Break up this country, you will see how reasonable people will run their own side due to competition.
Family / Re: I'm Finally Kicking My Husband Out Of My House. Enough Is Enough by DisLifeSha: 7:54pm On Nov 11, 2022
Single mother parenting has negatively affected my life as a young man. It's never okay

Helpout12345:


I remember your story then. The elders did not advise you to scatter your marriage then. We told you to insist on STD tests and ensure he is no longer cheating before you continue having unprotected sex with him.

From your new narrative, he had agreed to conduct STD tests, he had come back home. The pregnancy outside is a new thing now.

About the pregnancy, I think that happened before he decided to change and come back home. I want to say it's part of his mistakes while outside.

I know you are hurting to learn about this now but don't take a decision while under anger or emotion.

If he had truly changed from cheating, you people can start rebuilding your home.

The children suffer the most in a broken home. You even have girls. I can tell you most ladies raised by single mothers end up single mothers when they grow up. Think deeply about your children welfare now and in future before you use emotion to scatter your home.

Lastly, be careful of advise you take from your fellow women irrespective of their age or status because most of them will advise from emotional perspective or outrightly lie to you when they advise you.



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Politics / Re: Edo Bishops Praying For Peter Obi by DisLifeSha: 4:52pm On Nov 11, 2022
Amen

bobobenz:

RIGHTEOUSNESS EXALTS A NATION BUT SIN IS A REPROACH TO ANY PEOPLE... GOD BLESS OUR INCOMING PRESIDENT PETER OBI
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Visits Otaru Palace In Auchi, Edo State (Videos & Pictures) by DisLifeSha: 4:45pm On Nov 11, 2022
Indeed. He even came to Delta State yesterday. He was in Pastor Ayo's church. It was a very brief one


Urheadmaster:
grin

Urchins only visit London to pay homage to united kingdom doctors tongue

Meanwhile, our incoming president of federal republic of Nigeria is always going home to home to relate with is loved ones tongue.
Romance / Re: I Want A Nigerian Man Living In Canada by DisLifeSha: 10:16am On Nov 09, 2022
I Love Igbo girls

ObalendeCMS:
Igbo girl.

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Romance / Re: I Want A Nigerian Man Living In Canada by DisLifeSha: 10:11am On Nov 09, 2022
Every man is not the same in Nigeria. It might even be your destiny to marry in Nigeria

Jeweltz:
Is any of you looking for a wife? I'm � beautiful, educated, respectful, submissive, Godly, know how to cook.

Only a guy living in Canada please, and must not be on student visa.
Men in Nigeria are Heartbreakers and liars

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Sports / Re: WWE Star, Omos Visits Family In Lagos 15 Years After Travelling by DisLifeSha: 9:48am On Nov 09, 2022
Lol.... Na to complain give God

KingMack:
Imagine this wan snatch your babe..who you wan complain give angry angry undecided cry
Romance / Re: Man Drops Girlfriend At Park Not Knowing She Was Traveling For Her Wedding by DisLifeSha: 9:00am On Nov 09, 2022
Apart from God, na woman still born dem

emmanuelbrown26:
It's always expected whenever u are dating a Nigerian girl. So guy man should take a chill pill.
God himself no marry
D whole angels no marry
Adam was in good terms with every other creatures until eve came.
Serpent was good and calm until even came
Great Prophets no marry
Jesus no marry
Great Apostles no marry.
God himself regretted ever creating woman
There's a mystery behind why all these men never got married nor dated,
Health / Re: I Saved An Accident Victim's Life And I'm Proud Of It by DisLifeSha: 5:01pm On Nov 07, 2022
Well done sir. God bless you

Centurion101:
I write this story to encourage people to always help if they are in a position to do so, especially is the situation is dire. What goes around comes around and you might just find yourself in a situation where you Will need help from strangers and hope they help you too.

Days ago I was in my neighborhood in South West running some errands at around 9pm on Sunday when I found myself in a very busy road packed to the brim end to end with cars stuck in a hold up trying to beat the jam to get to Thier respective destinations.

I turned the ignition off since I've already spent like 20minutes without moving an inch, a few seconds later I heard a loud bang it was a speeding bike who wanted to use it's small size to it's advantage to beat the traffic, upon close inspection I realized the bike has Just hit a guy with full force and ran away.

Consequently people came out to check on the guy that was hit,he was unconscious bleeding from the back of his head and face, unfortunately the bike's force banged him right into a very big cement structure that would probably weigh a couple of tons.

Nigerians being Nigerians started praying and speaking in tongues instead of administering aid to the guy, nobody was willing to touch him,there were just shouting and saying he is probably dead and they don't want police to charge them with his death.

At this point I tried to control the crowd to disperse and at least give this guy room to breathe and get some fresh air hoping that might resuscitate him,but there were like 50people gathering there and there is only so much a single person can do.

So realizing no one was willing to help this guy I fought my way through them ruggedly to get to the guy I realized he has a broken leg and arm and he was bleeding heavily but he has a pulse and he is not dead,
I don't know what I was thinking or what power came over me but the fact that he is alive made a difference to me and I said to myself I will take him to the hospital even if I have to carry him on my back and trek there.
I asked a man to help me Carry him, he asked do I know the victim and I answered yes,he is my junior brother.

so they helped me lift him up and I carried him on my back and began to speed, now the next thing was how to get transportation,we are in a hold up and no car is moving, by this point the crowds has dispersed and left me alone to tend to my PROBLEM.

I locked my car , sat the guy close to the side of the road ,I tried to find something that could apply pressure to reduce the bleeding,then it dawned on me that a cloth will do just fine,so I removed my shirt and tied it around his leg where he was bleeding the most.

Like I said earlier the task at hand was how to get transportation to the closest hospital, I began flagging down bikes but none of them stopped out of fear until I literarily ran in front of one forcing him to stop and told him to take me to the next hospital,I was about to start begging him to not let this guy die because of fear when this guy got down from his bike offering to help lift him so we can take him to the hospital,I don't know if it's God that sent him or it was just pure luck but he helped and we put the victim in the middle and started our journey to the hospital.

On the way I checked the guy's pulse and breathing like every second, telling him he's going to live one way or the other because my work will not be in vain. As God will have it he opened his eyes but he was still incoherent and totally out of it ,but at least now his eyes is opened and he is not laying down like a dead man,that kind of gave me an atom of hope.

Moments later we arrived at a private hospital and they were just about to close, apparently they had some issues with the workers that were supposed to cover a night shift, infact there was only one doctor on call and a few nurses around so it was all hands on deck, the victim was stretched in and as per private hospital wahala they demanded card and treatment fee up front, I even begged them to at least priorities the guy's life first but they said no money no treatment,so I paid for card, admission fee and treatment, it was 33,000 naira

After payment the doctor came in with the nurses and started working Thier magic, giving him some injections , cleaning his wounds,they even plugged him up with something that aided his breathing (I don't know what the thing is called).

After a couple of hours around 11:30pm the doctors came out and told me he was stable,that he had some internal bleedings that has Been stopped and he is responding fine to the treatment,they said I can go and see him if I wanted.

I went into the ward and checked up on him,he was heavily medicated and he couldn't really say anything that makes sense,he was just fixated on my face, strolling in and out of consciousness.

I slept in the hospital and the following morning around 8am he was awake and fine ,so I went to see him and when he saw me,he just started crying uncontrollably saying THANK YOU like a hundred times without stopping, this kind of made me a bit emotional because I've not really seen a lot of grown men cry.
He gave me his phone and I contacted his family members and told them what Happened, his mother almost passed out on the call, some minutes later they all rushed into the hospital. I peeked at them through the glass window when they went to his ward,the relief and joy in Thier faces is one of the most beautiful things I've seen in my life.

I left my number with the nurses there and told them to give to the guy when he is discharged and I made my way down to fetch my car, hoping and praying fervently that the car is still there and that was it.

That 33k was the best thing I've paid for in all my life and what happened just gave me joy and relief anytime I think about it.

The guy and his parents calls me like a billion times a day,they even offered to pay me back but I refused, collecting the money back is not worth the joy I got from doing what I did.

Celebrities / Re: Autopsy Confirms Davido’s Son, Ifeanyi, Drowned by DisLifeSha: 7:56pm On Nov 05, 2022
You're damn right

VawulenceProMax:
Davido no put hand for anything. The only mistake he did is impregnating oloshos and whores that only know how to Bleep around and drink cum. If anyone is to be blamed here is his mother. A real mother is suppose to take care of her kid till he reaches an age where he can fend for himself.
Guys don't ever break the code of turning oloshos to housewives. All the holy books warns about this.
Let's stop bringing innocent kids into the world to suffer and die painfully. Some toto na to Bleep once and move on. Chioma toto that has been bleeped by peruzi and many other is a good example of the type of toto u don't Bleep and allow it to develop into pregnancy

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Meets With Kim Young-chea Of Republic Of Korea - Photos by DisLifeSha: 2:29pm On Nov 03, 2022
I don't know. I Love Him

NaijaRoyalty:
I love this man

I just like him and sees him as a man that will turn around the fortune of this country for better

Politics / Re: Tinubu Licks His Finger As He Tries To Flip A Book Page (Pictures) by DisLifeSha: 10:07pm On Nov 02, 2022
He'll never be Nigeria's president

Gossipninja:
This man is disgusting, who licks finger in a public space just to turn over a page. May Tinubu not happen to Nigeria.

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