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I Hate Having Dreams by Pvin: 2:31pm
The last time i dreamt, i died in the dream and went
to heaven. I met with an angel who i begged for
another chance. He agreed to send me back to the
earth but on the condition that i will come back as a
female chicken. I had no option than to agree, so i was sent
back
to earth from heaven.
When i came back as a female chicken, i met a male
rooster who got me pregnant. After months of my
pregnancy, time to deliver came.
I hatched the first egg, followed by the second, third
and fourth. While i was trying to hatch the fifth egg, I heard a
sounding slap on my face. I woke up
immediately from my dream and saw my friend
standing by my bedside, he looked at me and said
"Mumu! you don sheet for bed oo"
I no fit lafff

Laff wan finish me for here o

I will ban u

Faith is when I'm crying for some one to comment pls

exPLIcit7: I f0r say make we talk 4 2g0 bt my battery dey quick run d0wn...

how e go come b nw na

Person go resturant ask how much be plate of eba dem say 3.5k,d guy just vex say gv eba without plate

badbull92: guys dis z d tym table 4 d collection f weac result.

whr is it na

Na for only Nigeria u go see the following;
McDowell n milk
Palmy n small stout
Beans n bread
Dell c.p.u with Compaq monitor
Nokia phone with tecno battery
babes go mix young boy with pot belle man
Use gulf motor with Toyota engine
D one wen vex me pass now na I don port o. How perSon go dey use etisalat sim and na mtn number dey inside.
Naija for life

Ehen explicit con gv me d drill on hw to play urHObo muSic for piano

exPLIcit7: I hate Y0u and th0se M0P...Faith please c0me back...*crying*

I'm one of dem

My bf has changed ever since his father bought a car. Yesterday i asked to meet up with him in his street after 30 minutes then he told me he would be washing the car. I told him that we would meet by our usual bridge after 2hours. When i buzzed him after two hours he said he could not leave the house because he was home alone and he had to wait for his father to come back with the car so he could open the gate for him since they could not afford hiring aboki man for their gate. This morning after mass i asked him to meet again and he said he went with his father to buy fish. He has been changing his profile picture on 2go and on every picture he is either in the car or a picture of him washing it, or a picture of the wheels or a picture of the engine or a picture of the boot. I am heartbroken because the car has changed him and our relationship. Help me please

God punish porverty

Asakel: When im ban go expire sef?

dat guy is banned for life

Kunle has taken over dis thread, nyc one man

Swagalord18: David Innocent Chukwudi Kingsley

S.M.H

Affrey: Ditrix:
U r really learning

oh no i did it again

ur own quoting no b here o,abi na turai phone u dey use?

Affrey: Ditrix:
affrry don break record,first correct quoting

really.oh yeah oh yeah.but am still learning o

u r really learning

Two papa dey play draft,na im dem con dey argue which one pikin mumu pass,naim one call him pikin con tell d pikin say go office check if i de dere,na im d pikin go,con come bk say daddy i went to d office i checked n u whr not dere

[quote author=Affrey][/quote]affrry don break record,first correct quoting

chaarly: woah! missd here... adex.. riley.. asakel(new act comedian).. odiezeey(hope say ur head dan cool down).. romanticboy... sylvalord? faith.. umm.. mickey? explicit.. ''metaphycist'' (pls wts d brain behind ur moniker ''metaphycist'' been wantn 2 ask u since.. beezally(my loff) pls hu has doc miss' fone number pls wts d latest abt ASUU strike?! any info on clearance?? congrats to d newly admittes studs.. detivo..(personal master) karen kinky.. ummm.. y'all.. goodday!

gud day to u too

Affrey: Ditrix:Wadup affrey,n whr r my ppl na

am fyn o,qui which pple

i mean why d thread dry today

Una dey burst my brain n educate me abt uniben,i rep banking sha,

Wadup affrey,n whr r my ppl na

Asakel: Monica Olopade Gbemisola Bukky Esther --- mogbé

i don tire joor

Latnok95: Lol.. I sabi play for tape sha.. *wrong target!!!*

ol boss,kip playing on d tape

Agbako yemi eniola=aye

Asakel: Are u shittin me?

i think d owner of d name will b in d best position to ans,bt i think its dose hair dressers dat always bear d name

Latnok95: I swear I nor knw.. I jst see person quote u.. And voila, my name ws dia

ok i hail u sir,i dey find person wen sabi play native music ,higlife for piano,igbo,urhobo,yoruba,isoko

Asakel: FUNNY NAMES ABBREVIATION
.
Gift Chioma Emeka = G.C.E
David Victor Denis = DVD
Hope Innocent Vincent = HIV
Love Grateful Ada = LGA
Nathan Tim Aboh = NTA
Amanda Ino Daniel Sarah = AIDS
Nwankwo Elochi Peter Agnes= NEPA
Veronica Ifeoma Peter = VIP
Rapuruchuku Ifeanyi Paul = RIP
Benjamin Bony Maduako = BBM
Mukaila Tunde Nurudeen = MTN
Deborah Sarah Tiffany Veronica DSTV)
Bode Raji Tafa = (BRT)
Nike Emmanuela Cosmas Orlando (NECO)
Waziri Ahmed Ebenezer Concordis
(WAEC)
Jamiu Alaba Mailaka Bakare (JAMB)
Usman Maduka Emmanuel (UME) Sorry if U̶̲̥̅̊я̲̅ name is there
.
ADD YOURS........

mustapha usman moshud usain=mumu

Asakel: Sexy
Very sexy
Creatively sexy.

so wats karen

Latnok95: Yo Adex!!!.. Where did u do ur acceptance /guarrantor's letter? And. Can u kinda drop the format? *Thanks*..

Ditrix.. I see ur holla oh.. Na netwrk nor gree me reply.. So, afternoon sire.. Sun say make I greet u oh

wen did i greet u

Asakel: U mean karenkinky?
:-/

i mean kinky

Wat is kinky