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tsleazy: Oppz i started a page nope im not a prof..im just learning..are u a professional...

na me b d main learner,u dey watsapp mk we yan

Affrey: ditrix the way ASUU is going we might not start sch anytime soon but there is nothing too hard for God with Him all things are possible

yes o,mk dem dey do any hw. Dem go tire one day. Person gt work e say e no wan work. Wen all of us start to dey go ghana n togo,dem go find who dem wan lecture

[quote author=Great~Mind]Abii oh! The joke might be an old one, quite alright, but am sure it still makes a lot of sense to a lot of people, not forgetting the moral/lesson, and the humour that is contained therein.

Infact, I liken it to the proverbial old wine.

@Holyrule...nice one![/quote]correct tlk,na d moral lesson move me pass

tsleazy: How many professional pianists do we have here ?

dem plenty, u b prof player

Affrey: what happened?

de pres said ASUU is fighting for dem selves,wt do dey want land for n so on,i jus sw smtyn like dt in ait news

[quote author=Great~Mind]Lol...Give us new one abeg.[/quote]seconded

Affrey: Good evening family,adex mi querida how are u doin dis evening

gud eve,nans don dey para for ASUU o

y2k62: Like seriously?

yes boss

[quote author=I-am-Winner] *yawns*..

bros dat na Old joke na!![/quote]na new joke to me o

exPLIcit7: n0 p shA...me stil dey busy that time sha...I b wan cal bt I say make I see u 4 here...

any beta?

exPLIcit7: ur v0ice make me fear...I was lyk...I called at the wr0ng h0ur...n0 be say I n0 get credit 0...I get...bt at that time I dey busy...s0 I just say make I flash...and if u n0 cal back then I go cal back by dz tym when I'm les busy...when I hear d bass in ur v0ice...fear catch me.

na dat period i been dey repair my extention wire o,

Holyrule: 1st yr MBBS students were attending their 1st
anatomy class. They all gathered around the table with
real dead body. The professor started the class by
telling them two important qualities as a doctor.
The 1st is that never be disgusted about anything
regarding the body e.g. he inserted his finger in the
body's ass & on drawing back, put the finger in his
own mouth &
tasted it. Then he told the students to do the same.
The students hesitated for several minutes, but
eventually everyone inserted their fingers in the
body's ass & tasted it.
When everyone finished the professor looked at them
& said :Be like Engineers. The most important 2nd
quality is Observation. I inserted my middle finger but
tasted the index finger. Now learn to pay attention

joke of life or should i say fact of life

INNO18: Not to worry we'll hire you to be her chauffeur that day!

chauffeur for dream,ur boss for real life

INNO18: i hope you have ambition of becoming a senator, becos my house na only one girl we born +5 boys, she come be last born on top, u can be sure we wont give out to any riff raff, but if you become a senator we just might consider you....Dalu so

abeg no derail d thread. We hear say na one girl una born,una go kip am till 40,50,60 yrs waiting for senator,u neva c dat pics,kip playing hard to gt wen ur mates r doing wedding every sarturday

INNO18: If by your definition of 'Handsome' you mean that pic i see on your profile, then all those that have been refering to OBJ as 'Ape' should be arrested! Nigga YOU ARE FUGLY! #FACT!

na dis ur tlk mk dem follow u go class. Now anoda reason y sm ppl dnt upload,cos dem dey fear sey dem go trace dem brutalize dem,cos of dem insultive words,i call u ugly,. Bt not to worry bro, ill tk it as a joke cos i fit marry ur sis one day wit my fugly face

exPLIcit7: Ditrix or odizeey...I'm that guy that called y0u today...ar0und 11 to be specific...
I told y0u it was a wr0ng number because of the way y0u answered me...I flashed y0u first and I appreciate the fact that y0u called back...n0w here is 0ur c0nversati0n...
.
Ditrix:hell0
explicit:hell0 ....n0w y0u went 0n to say...
Ditrix:wh0 b dz...u cal me wit dz number.......in a t0ne I d0n't feel c0mf0rtable with...
.
I was expecting y0u 2 say...abeg 0...s0meb0dy cal me with dz number 0 or simply Good m0rning...
.
And ur v0ice z s0meh0w...
.
.
N0 vex 0...

u b monkey wel well o,shuu u dey fear me na so i dey tlk o,man dey vex say no money den dey flash am,abegi,u go send my credit bk

Miscellaneous: hmmm. . .i guess i'll stop askin him. Nothing goes for nothing. . .he 'll surely need someone's help one day & dat person will make him remember how i asked countless times. . .nor be curse o. .na natural

make una take care. . .me don waka commot here till ASUU do beta or kofa do better. . .bye guys, bye ladies.

true tlk o,drog dray u no try. C u leta,@misc

Affrey: lol,ditrix den u need to go boil and eat that elephant meat with beans and egg that ur bablawo might have prescribe for u,cause no girl in her right senses will do that or am i wrong ladies?

whr is ur faith

Miscellaneous: [size=18pt] DROGA DRAY ARE U A GUITARIST ? [/size]

d guy no dey even ans u

Swagalord18: Who b zobo majesty again ?

das her swag she b d queen of zobo r she dey sell zobo

adaobi123:

y u dey shine teeth

Faith93: u can ask dat to gOogle!

abegi

sholay2011: In as much as I get your point, pls refrain from calling a fellow human being "ugly" when the person isn't an incident. They didn't create themselves, did they? Rather, call them 'plain'. Tenk.

God forgv me . I ll change

Faith93: still dsame Dr...weda u love me or u yab...same 2 u!

who is dr

Adufaye: eyah........HATERs HATERs HATERS

for wetyn skelewu, mtcwww, hahaha,demonic competition

Accept it with faith

Fabulousuzo: I GREAT THE HOUSE Adex, jazino, metaphy, asakel, greatmynd, ditrix, faith, didi, anthony, i can't rmember all ur names now, bt all i can say is, u guys are too much. I rep Sociology Dept!!

i greet u,

Need a Girlfriend who will look straight into my eyes,hold my hands nd say emotional things lyk "Baby pls manage dis 5million dollars for the weekend!!!lwkmd

N so wat?

Faith93: am nt disputing wat it means...jst wishing u dsame

na yab o,abeg dn wish me anytn abg

I don repair d extension wire o,thnk God,bt e no dey off again,

Planetuzor ans me na abeg