₦airaland Forum

vivalavida:
Lmao

I won't be needing any such dolls

I love my ladies real

Oshey
Bravo.

brownhawk:
the day I'll catch u with a cucumber, u will thank me after thirty minutes

Cucumber
What for?

osuofia2:
Love?

Yes love
Gat any probs with that

vivalavida:
So Una dey check monikers

Yes o
It's necessary if not important...like i just did yours now, if you goan get a baby doll, I'll personally drag you out

smithsydny:
its satanic I don't do them

Hehehehe
Minus one

BrotherJesu:
may God give you the strenght to use ur brain, amen.

Same way you'll use yours

dukechilezie:
I think BBN should come to divert our minds from this demonic sex dolls.

And after the 3 months, they can continue

sexybbstar:
Madam Diva...

Good morning love
How are you doing?

smithsydny:

Do you want one
Register na o..

sexybbstar:
The guy is a Nairalander

You're right..
I have seen his face before

Class what do we call him
PERVERT

Mariinee:
Wtf? Lmao. Me, I'm thinking I will buy one in the name of NL so all these guys wee be sharing it.

Lol
Abeg do o... So they'll stop calling us pained soul
Oya o.. Is time to turn the table around..

So guys we promise to stand by y'all in every step of the way, so if you can't afford it meet Mariinee and we'll do everything to make sure you get one.


*withsexdollipledgemycorporation*

Lol
They'll tell you, you're pained na

Pls if you have 799k and remaining 1k to get the sex doll, pls msg me, I'll help with that...
What are fams for

SenatorAiyzik:
I feel that pain behind those smileys.

Abeg lemme o

kalu61:
Like am obsessed with you.will you allow me go mad or get a doll?

A doll would be better for you.

BluntBoy:
Time will tell.

I rest my case

Lol
That number 3 is so funny
You opened your whatsapp and the next thing you saw ,your phone was in another person's hand, zooming away on a bike

BluntBoy:
Lies. I can smell your worries.

Lol
My worries
If i am depending on a guy or living off him, I wouldn't be attaching this smiley in every comment i have made so far concerning this issue...even if i should be worried about something, definitely not a sex doll...
It doesn't count.

Seconded honey.
We'll all pay

Olalan:
I just don't subscribe to the idea of fighting for love, if the man truly loves and respect her he would not continue with the relationship with the other girl after been caught. Except she wants to play second fiddle she should face the reality of the guy no longer loving her.

Thanks for this.

grossintel:
So the vibe for sexdolls is currently trending, so I did a little digging and discovered why. Sexdolls have been around for over 20 years, but like every technology we ever know, they advance with time and that's when we get to know about them. So here is Hermione and what she can do

1.She runs on batteries that are rechargeable just like your smartphones and laptops.

2. She's designed to meet your sexual fantasy just like a real human does but in a way only a machine can do.

3. She can self lubricant during intercourse, moan, talk dirty, remember your name, call your name during sex, maintain any position you like, highly flexible so you can divide her legs like the red sea anytime, she can even climax during sex.

4. She is a good partner and can engage you on discussions just like a human does.

5. She can self warm her body.

6. Her mouth is also human like and moist, so you can trust down her throat if that's your fantasy.

7. Skin like textures made of silicone and very soft, it feels just like a real human skin and ROBOTIX plans to up their game by making them moist just like a real human during sex.

8. You can install new language accents on her and get her to speak in any accent you like, so if you love Spanish women accent you can get Hermonie to speak to you in such accent.


Sex bots are still in an infant stage the company promises that subsequent versions will have human like locomotions and move their bodies during sex, so if reverse cowgirl is your favorite, your in for hours of riding nonstop. The doll costs around $2500 on average and can be customized to any shape, size and skin color you prefer. The company sells about 600 of them every year in the US alone and demands are skyrocketing. Watch the video of the bot interacting with a man here


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pKczGG19uo

This really got me laughing loud

The guy is obsessed with her...
Hoping he gets well soon

brownhawk:
some don't need charging. Are u wishing me electrocution?

Lol
Nah.. Far from that
Well i hope we'll see, when they finally present your own to you

brownhawk:
lol no.i found a good one at alibabaexpress.

You don't have one charge that one before using?

chronique:
It's so annoying. You hardly hear them discuss meaningful things on twitter... I've had to delete so many of them on my Facebook for posting foolish things. Imagine that dolt up there talking about having fun;what's the fun in this topic? Even the citizens of the countries where these dolls will be manufactured,are not paying so much attention to it like our people.

They generate money from us
The best country you can sell even something stupid and meaningless to is Nigeria....

Let's just see how far it's goes with them

Not only her
It's makes the both of you cheap...
For thinking of going down with her and making move...

Not like she even made the move, he did

maynia:
Are females not youth too?
Are slay mama not youth too?
Those using cucumber,vibrator and Love Machine not youth too
Why is this one now different?

All them girls with fake breast, fake yanch are they not youth too?



Them olosho for night, runs girls are not youth too

You girls use cucumber, why are you now disturbing us?
Nobody complain when you were using the vibrator and cucumber
So stop taking panadol for our headache. ..

How many female president have you seen in Nigeria (if there is)
How many females are governors (that's if any is)

It's only a matter of time, females will start competiting with men when it comes to those positions...

Panadol Nah.. Cos i don't feel pain at all.

Shark dey talk, crayfish say he wan still talk.
Ogbeni goan sit your ass down somewhere and think about the next step to take in life..

PS... Don't quote, cause i won't reply..
A wise man who yield to correction will remain wise, but the more you correct a fool ,the more he'll wallow in ignorance.
Choose these days which you'll be.

Donjazzy12:
I love your image, I mean a doll version of you!

A doll version of me can never, will never surface
I know the government must be happy with the attention that has been taken away from them.... I'm sure for this past 3 to 4 days Buhari must have slept like a baby, because our youths are busy with sex doll and like a baby he'll continue to sleep..
See leaders and future of tomorrow

BBN would soon follow, oh what a relieve for them.


Odima

chronique:
Hisses. Nigerian youths are quite foolish. Instead of them to be bothered about the genocide and level of insecurity that is threatening the continuous existence of this country, they are busy debating about sex dolls and irrelevant mundane things. Such a wasted generation.

That's why the old ones will still be senators, governors, Rep and the rest..
Our youths ain't ready or serious for anything in life... Later they'll be shouting Buhari,but the so called youths who are suppose to take over from him are the ones flooding the internet with campaign of sex doll...
Are they ready?

They ain't no different from the politicians we have today..if you noticed, it's only the broke ones that will resort for aba made ,they are the ones advocating for it..
You don't expect someone like Seun to be thinking about one sex doll.

I weep for what I'm seeing

brownhawk:
be honest guy of all accidents from technology how many are not due to carelessness? There will be caution warning on phones about not calling when charging but my good people will not listen until mobile acid will confisticate their Ear. Surely there will be caution warning about the dolls. Guy trust oyinbo to show technology pepper. All u have to do is to keep to the rules of the dolls and u can start firing sperm bullets two four Seven.


Crazy enough its today I met a very beautiful lady crushing and sweating at me from a distance. But what can I do? Dolls have taken over. She was really too beautiful but like I keep saying dolls have taken over

I know you'll use it even while it's charging

Blackhawk01:
Mstcheeeeew. That's their business jawe.

Olodo? I agree ooo, I was having a conversation with my dad last year and he said "you used to be better and smarter than this" Heeee! Chisos! That was deep mehnnnn!

Lol. You know me too well, I never start ooooo. you nkor?

Hustling for money no lemme start o..
But i definitely will...just tryna lay my hands on something else, to get extra income for now..

Since there's a will, we'll surely find a way.