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Snake fall on Lalasticlala


*ididntjustsaythat*

And it's contagious....
You can unknowingly to you, bright someone's day with A SMILE......

SMILE all the way, it makes people wonder " most especially your haters" what you're up to..

Thanks OP

It will help you in the long run

Do whatever you heart leads you to do.

Hell... She's hat
Abeg let them be

I like your confidence...
But its like you are sucking your lips

comradespade:
Where've you been?

The real world, taking care of myself

SingleDad1:
Issues? , NO. I have a lot of them, but i always try to let them know how i feel about them. Let's say, she's dying and she needs water urgently to survive, I would rather drink the water finish and drop the empty can for her.

You're wicked

comradespade:
Already yawning

Good morning, dear.... Longest time

Yeah... Good to see you

SingleDad1:
I rather remove the kidney and throw it away, than giving her. . My generations would be ashamed of me.

You seriously gat issues with girls

DeGuyNxtDoor:
yes I would.


And I mean it. I can't watch someone I love die while I can actually save him/her

So you won't sell it, like other guys will say....

SingleDad1:
Honey. Please don't doubt me, its not going happen. Trust me on this one.

We play games, I just move on. When you try taking it serious, and trying to know what our future holds, Simply put : "Our future holds danger".


But wait, what makes you believe it would happen?

I don't know....But that time will come..

..lemme try and sleep

comradespade:
Shoo, not sleeping by this time?

Lol.... Not sleepy yet

refiner:
Quick question..hope u got a phone for that relative that has been pleading for one from u

That was how my elder bros went and bought a phone bigger than his for his so called gf while i have been pleading for even itel fone from him for ages...[/b]tell me one reason why that relationship will work with my badluck prayers[b]

Guys can mumu sha...

I can relate to that....

VargasVee:
Which girlfriend


Even if it's the spare part. Give her today and fall sick, tomorrow she'll run off with another healthy man

Jenn. Don't be negative aba na....
She just might give it to you back

DeGuyNxtDoor:
lol dear...I thought you'd say no


Its nice to see that you have such nice heart even though you like pressing too much

Lol...
Lemme ask you personally... Will you donate yours?

SingleDad1:
Yeah. Not anytime soon, not even going to happen. I rather get myself a baby mama. And move ahead with life.

Let's watch and see, I just have this believe it will happen.....

And I'm gonna remind you of this post.

Yes... Be your lover's keeper

SingleDad1:
Breaking grounds, like miming rocks for treasures?

Nope......I got it registered in the head...
No matter what we say, you ain't ready at least not anytime soon.

SingleDad1:
That's what i am saying. The energy you applied in saying No, is the same energy i used in refusing to get married. I can't play with marriage fire either.

What my Exes did, are past. Believe they are all behind me. I guess , maybe that's just me. She rather be my baby mama than becoming my wife and end up taking my life with a knife. Hope you dig.

Yes boss i dig, am about breaking grounds. ...

The right time will come.

brugge007:
using another lie to cover the previous lie!!!!!!!!!!! fear women

Caught in the act...

SingleDad1:
Marry who?. Would you be a baby mama?. Its a proposal?

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I no sabi play with fire....

If you keep looking at what your Ex did to you, you won't be able to love another girl whole heartedly....
You'll keep having that feeling she be like your Ex, and somehow you'll make her be that...

DeGuyNxtDoor:
sleep tight oh dear...don't forget to pray ooh and ask for forgiveness

Sure... I do confess all my sins to God before sleeping

brugge007:
haba, u sabi say women sabi lie weeeeeeeeeeeela

I'm still a 16 years old kid....
My mum taught me to always be truthful if i want to make heaven

DeGuyNxtDoor:
pressed beyond ordinary things?


Like what exactly?

We'll talk about it tomorrow.. Goodnight

SingleDad1:
I go still ask you again, because nah you tell me to go find serious date!. Right?.

Goanmarry over and out

SirMichael1:
See you. You could have just told me you're crushing on me instead of using reverse psychology. Sorry buh I don't like you

Jeez! Even read through my profile...

Keep stalking you hear. See her head

Crush not in this life..

My head like yours

DeGuyNxtDoor:
I press iron, I press laptop, I press bread to see if its soft, I press kpomo to see if its soft or hard before chewing, I press my car key button to lock it up, I press my tyres to see if its full or needs a vulcanizer's attention, I press my wallet into my pocket, I press my leg when it hurts, I press my fufu when its hard, I press hard on arguments to see I win, I press my gf's.....pimples when I see one, I press my horn, i press my ATM card into its slot to withdraw, i press the elevator button, i press the door bell button, i press the light's switch to turn it on/off etc.


Now op, what will you do with all these things that I press

All this ones too common..... Haven't you press beyond ordinary things

brugge007:
hmmm..dirty mind dem

But its the truth.... I don't know how to lie o

TrapHedges:
Pussi

You just mentioned one...

Slayer of them