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I was once in situation like yours. The bitter truth is that, it will only get worse. Eventually it will lead to physical assaults and destruction of properties. Just QUIT the relationship now that you are whole and sane. Wishing you the very best with each passing day.

Sodom and Gomorrah is trending like wild fire in the civilized or developed countries. No surprises to me.

Lol.
Most Nigerians are unemployed, or underemployed, or have no Joy in their workplace or in their homes. As a result, the become idle with many sorrows. Alcohol becomes a friend that makes them forget their sorrows temporarily.

Ogbanje!!!
Too bad.
This condition is what is know as '' YOUNG GIRL WITH THE ISSUE OF BLOOD".
She needs a miracle.

Cool mehnn
Awesome

Hmmmm
It takes too long to produce and release these seasons. That should be more timely so as to retain the interest of fans.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
A playboy neighbor can be annoying to live in the same compound with. Jeez

HOW DID THIS MAKE FRONT PAGE? Reaction kor response ni

Because front PAGE don turn Gold medal abi? Leave matter for Matthias joor.

Chelsea is joking oooo. Tear who? The most they can get today is a draw!!!

The young lad feels war is a movie with film tricks. He should go and consult Adolf Hitler.

The queues are maddening over here in Calabar!!!

It will slump again

She is sexy but she looks hungry to me. See her ribs all popping out!!!

Nice one. This is what is called '' you scratch my back and I scratch yours". At least an agreement has been reached, we pray both countries adhere to it.

WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU HAVE A TYRE BLOWOUT

In the event of the unfortunate death of Nigeria's minister of state for labour due to an accident occasioned by a tyre blowout and the fact that in Nigeria now-a-days, we have many untrained drivers, it has become pertinent for me to write this.

There are 6 simple steps to take within a maximum of 2 minutes and you will be safe, these by the grace of God I have been familiar with for decades. They are as follow:

(1) DON'T PANIC in the event of a blowout, calm yourself down fast because your car will start misbehaving and you need to take charge.

(2) Hold FIRMLY to your steering wheel with both hand, NO VIGOROUS TURNING, as you concentrate on the road and your mirrors, in seconds study the movement pattern of the car. Your car will naturally swerve to the direction of the burst tyre.

(3) Gradually take off your foot from the accelerator, DON'T EVER ATTEMPT TO PRESS THE BRAKES, IF YOU DO, YOU HAVE A 95% CHANCE OF A SOMERSAULT. The car will decelerate gradually while you concentrate on the road to avoid collision with any other road user.

(4) Disengage the gears of the car by shifting to neutral (N) as you still maintain a firm grip on the sheering wheel and put your eyes on the road.

(5) After a while depending on your initial speed, your car come to a speed less than 60km/h when it is now safe to GRADUALLY apply the brakes and navigate to the side walk

(6) Ultimately, it is now safe to put the car to a complete stop and turn off the engine. You have just saved yourself and passengers from untimely death.

NOTE:
Of course, everyone in the car will be in a panic mode BUT this is NOT THE TIME TO LISTEN TO THEM, it is TIME TO CONCENTRATE.

Please, don't just read share on your page and copy to other platforms, you may just be about to save a life.

Lol
We have seen the change already. NEXT

WHAT TO DO WHEN YOU HAVE A TYRE BLOWOUT

In the event of the unfortunate death of Nigeria's minister of state for labour due to an accident occasioned by a tyre blowout and the fact that in Nigeria now-a-days, we have many untrained drivers, it has become pertinent for me to write this.

There are 6 simple steps to take within a maximum of 2 minutes and you will be safe, these by the grace of God I have been familiar with for decades. They are as follow:

(1) DON'T PANIC in the event of a blowout, calm yourself down fast because your car will start misbehaving and you need to take charge.

(2) Hold FIRMLY to your steering wheel with both hand, NO VIGOROUS TURNING, as you concentrate on the road and your mirrors, in seconds study the movement pattern of the car. Your car will naturally swerve to the direction of the burst tyre.

(3) Gradually take off your foot from the accelerator, DON'T EVER ATTEMPT TO PRESS THE BRAKES, IF YOU DO, YOU HAVE A 95% CHANCE OF A SOMERSAULT. The car will decelerate gradually while you concentrate on the road to avoid collision with any other road user.

(4) Disengage the gears of the car by shifting to neutral (N) as you still maintain a firm grip on the sheering wheel and put your eyes on the road.

(5) After a while depending on your initial speed, your car come to a speed less than 60km/h when it is now safe to GRADUALLY apply the brakes and navigate to the side walk

(6) Ultimately, it is now safe to put the car to a complete stop and turn off the engine. You have just saved yourself and passengers from untimely death.

NOTE:
Of course, everyone in the car will be in a panic mode BUT this is NOT THE TIME TO LISTEN TO THEM, it is TIME TO CONCENTRATE.

Please, don't just read share on your page and copy to other platforms, you may just be about to save a life.

wordbank:
I dunno how to fix but I'm very good at removing by unzipping, rotating, unclip, pulling n attacking.
What does that make me??

A bra destroyer

Ebelebo

This is the LOW DEFINITION OF CHANGE. Can't wait till 2019 For another round of false promises. I will vote For that candidate that will promise to go to heaven and bring Jesus back to Nigeria.

This jambites CLUELESSNESS nor get part 2.

Is it up to 24cm long in the flaccid State or more than 34cm long in it's erect State to beat the present record?

Lol, into which ocean will the world sink?

Hope it's not a gay thing? No chikalas here

aaronson:
Money making scheme.

As an atheist, this is how I easily detect the scam in religion.
Anytime an evangelical brethren comes to me to invite me to their church, I tell them this.

Yes I would come to your church for one of these options.

If I come we would share the collected offering and tithe for that day.

OR

As long as I'm present in the church no collection of offering,tithe whatsoever payment. Pick one?

They usually stay speechless and just leave in shame, I 'd just laugh.

My dear Heaven is very real.

Na wao

CORRUPTION & WASTAGE: Buhari And Jonathan, At A Glance.
FACT IS FACT.
1] Jonathan sold Petrol at N87 while Buhari is selling at
average of N300 & above, yet Buhari supporters think
Jonathan was more corrupt and wasteful.
2] When Jonathan Budgeted N1bn for feeding in Aso-Rock in
2011, and N517m in 2015, APC cried wolf and now Buhari's
budget for same is N1.7billion. Yet Buharists are mute and
still think GEJ was more corrupt and wasteful.
3] Jonathan spent N1.4bn to service all presidential jets in
one year while Buhari spends N6bn on same in 6month yet
Buharists
think GEJ was more corrupt and wasteful.
4] Jonathan gave more funding to education while Buhari's
2016
budget favours Ministry of information more than education
yet Buharists think GEJ was more corrupt/wasteful.
5] Jonathan spent an average of N8million on each
international
trip while Buhari spends an average of N55million on each
international trip, yet Buharists think GEJ was more corrupt
and
wasteful.
6] Jonathan created Over 5.8millon jobs in 5yrs while buhari
has
sacked over 2million workers in 8months. Check Federal
Bureau of Statistics.
7] Jonathan made Nigeria's economy the best in Africa and
No 1 investment destination & quadrupled our GDP in 4yrs
while Buhari has dragged Nigeria's economy down to 14th
position in ranking in just 7months.
8] Jonathan left Naira exchange rate @ N185 to $1 but
Buhari with his Adama and Eve economics has destroyed
the Naira in just 8 months which now sells at N315 to $1.
9] It took Jonathan less than 2weeks to select his cabinet
including foreign based technocrats while it took Buhari
6months to do same. Even with indicted people and no
single economist among the 36 names.
10] Buhari claimed that subsidy was fraud (Who is
subsidizing who@) but buhari has spent N1.2trillion on fuel
subsidy in the last 5 months and still no fuel while all
Buharists have suddenly gone dumb.
11] Buhari/APC accused Jonathan of corruption but have not
been able to pin one stain on him, while Muhammadu
Buhari himself followed the crowd that entered into the
#DasukiGate.
12] Under Jonathan freedom and liberty of Nigerians was
not determined by party affiliation, but today under Buhari
his perceived enemies and political opponents are leveled
with frivolous allegations of crimes and intimidated with
either the EFCC or the DSS.
13] Buhari does not have an Honorary WAEC but bags an
illegal Honorary (Ph.D) from a university that have no PhD
student and Not approved by NUC and yet Buharists respect
his NEPA Bill more than GEJ's PhD.
14. Buhari used his secondary school principal's
recommendation letter to become Military Head of State
and again used Court Affidavit to become President and no
one reminded him that these are the height of corruption.
He Refused to declare his assets public, suppressing the FOI
and denied all his 81 election promises and stayed in the
last 8 months blaming former leaders. Jonathan was in that
position, he never complained or blamed anyone, but faced
his work even when Buhari's disgruntled brother ensured
that Nigeria will know no peace. - Hope For Nigeria.....
Share...... Make it viral.....

See CASALA ooooo. Wahala dey for naija ooo.