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but this is not a 2005 EOD

tobimillar:
Mrcock or mrcork the londoner...he is a witty dumb clown from peckam

please don't insult him, what is he good at doing?

2015 has been an eventful year, full of the good the bad and the ugly.

As the year sailed on, two men in this nation called Nairaland made each day that passed. These men have been so outstanding that each time i come across their posts, i will get an instant cure to high BP i never had.

So Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you.....





MUSIWA!

AND


BJMOTORS.


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1. MUSIWA: This guy is......

* A landlord in the politics section.

* He has up to 15 monikers including;...musiwa20, ademusiwa20, puss20, puss30 and so many others.

* He creates up to 20 threads with different monikers everyday.

* All his thread are about the country of western Nigeria.

* He gave himself the title: "THE EMPEROR OF WESTERN NIGERIA"

* On his threads, he will be the only one commenting till the thread gets up to 5 to 6 pages.

* He does not comment on any other thread except the one he created.

I think this guy deserves a medal!

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2: BJMOTORS. This one Is another wonderful Nairalander, who also has so many monikers including; papysk, Bolajibj etc.

* His city here is the auto section, he is a car dealer.

* This guy can sell a 2010 TOYTA CAMY, or HONDA PLOTI, FRIBRIK LINTIRO, MANUAR GEAR, FULL OPTIONSSSSSSSS. etc.

* He can also post up to 10 vehicles for sale with the same specifications up there.

* He doesn't answer any questions asked about his cars.

* He doesn't also add the prices of his vehicles on his thread, If you ask him the price, he won't respond. if you like ask from now till next year, he won't answer you.


These are my 2015 Nairaland heroes.

who is yours?

Disaster!

victorazy:
Then ur a f00l

you are a bigger f00l.

victorazy:
Then ur a f00l

you are a bigger f00l.

Still available? location?

If a Naija used 2007 camry is 1.78m then Tokumbo of the same vehicle is how much?

happy sale Bro!

Is this ride still available? what is your location?

Dem sure say na boko haram dem kill? Which kain gun I dey see there so?

Good.
Marriage should remain what it has been, and God's anger won't come against them.

Do we remember why God destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah? : SAME SEX SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP.

Stale. I mean very very stale.

FisifunKododada:
Boring. Go and sleep joor.

It is Obvious you did not understand what is written up there.


@post, Op you are on point. If we don't acknowledge those issues that disunite us, achieving a truly United Nigeria will only remain a dream.

Those divisive part of our existence were tagged "No-go-area" during the 2014 national conference. That was one of the conditions before the conference was convened.

How can we working to improve on our strength without acknowledging our weaknesses.

REPENT. VERY SOON, TIME WILL BE NO MORE.

I think fasting should be to humble ones self down in prayer. sex on the other hand is all about pleasure. so that negates the purpose of fasting.

Then it's Wrong. IMO though.

Gombs:

For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first: Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord (1 Thessalonians 4:16-17).


Jesus died for the sins of the whole world; He didn’t die for nothing, neither did He die a religious death. Sometime after His resurrection, He ascended to heaven. But before He ascended, He promised to come again. Prepare your life for the soon coming of the Lord Jesus Christ. He’s coming for a Church without spot, without wrinkle, or any blemish; a Church that’s holy and undefiled, a Church that’s living in faith, walking in faith, walking in the Word of God, and manifesting the realities of the Kingdom.

This is why we’re preaching and must continue to preach the Gospel with all fervency. The Bible says because of the salvation of one soul, there’s joy in heaven (Luke 15:7). So, let’s not be passive or complacent about the Gospel. It’s what we live for; it’s what your life is for! God left us here to win souls to Christ. Make up your mind to be what God raised you to be, and to fulfil His dream. Don’t live for nothing; don’t live for yourself. Live for Him. Stand strong in Him, because He’s made you a victor in this life.

Be alert and alive because Christ Jesus has given you power over all devils. He’s given you power over fear; be not afraid of anything. And when He comes again, we’d bring our sheaves with us; we’d present all that we have won to Him, and He’d say, “Well done thou good and faithful servant; enter into the joy of thy Lord” (Matthew 25:21). That’s what our singing is for, our worship, our giving; that’s what everything we do is for: the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ!

this should be rhapsody of realities for today. I read it this morning.

pendusky:
1024 Kilobyte = 1 Megabyte (MB)

1024 Megabytes = 1 Gigabyte (GB)

1024 Gigabytes = 1 Terabyte (TB)

1024 Terabytes = 1 Petabyte (PB)

1024 Petabytes = 1 Exabyte (EB)

1024 Exabytes = 1 Zettabyte (ZB)

1024 Zettabytes = Yottabyte (YB)


As of 2015, there are no approved standard sizes for anything bigger than a Yottabyte. However, the two standards that have been proposed are the Hellabyte or Brontobyte.

My question has not been answered.

pendusky:
Now We need MTN to stay so that much competition will begin, Maybe MTN need to introduce 100 naira for 10GB for one month!

Mtn 3GB for 300 naira

Airtel Unlimited Terabyte for 300 naira


interesting!

MTN are you guys there.?

what is unlimited terabyte?

The land, water and sun, what do they stand for?

inze:
. . . you change engine oil every 2months Ikenna351 needs to have a word with your car

The car is listening

What about the pedals?

I spend 3,800 every 2 months on my 2003 Peugeot 406 for engine oil and oil filter.

Op, the simplest explanation is this:

The position of the steering wheel answers your question.

If the steering wheel is on the left side, the vehicle is LHD.

If it is on the right side, it's RHD.

It's like comparing Range Rover Auto-Biography and Kia Sportage

love2nicee:
Some men can act like a devil!

A 29-year-old businessman, Oluchi Ajimowu, is being held by the State Department for Criminal Investigation, Yaba, Lagos, for his alleged involvement in the death of her wife, Priscillia Ajimowu.


Priscillia and Oluchi lived with their children in the FESTAC area of the state.

The police are working on two theories; that Oluchi smashed the wife’s head on the floor, or the 23-year-old mother of two poisoned herself after being frustrated by her husband.

PUNCH Metro learnt that Oluchi had locked the deceased in her room on November 29, seized her phone and went out with their two children. It was gathered that Oluchi on arrival met his wife foaming in the mouth.

Their correspondent learnt that Priscilla, a nurse, demanded to be taken to a hospital, but her husband allegedly declined, and gave her palm oil instead. He reportedly videoed her for about 40 minutes after which she gave up the ghost.

It was gathered that prior to the incident, Oluchi had subjected the deceased to inhuman treatment for the four years they spent in South Africa. Oluchi came back to Nigeria four months ago while the wife arrived on November 27, two days before her death.

It was learnt that Oluchi wrote “for sale” on the house shortly after the wife’s death.

http://sabi9jablog.com/2015/12/businessman-who-videoed-dying-wife-arrested-see-photos.html

The couple’s first child, seven-year-old Ella, told our correspondent that there was a pesticide and a drink in the room where her mother was on the fateful day, adding that her father was “not nice to my mother” while they were in South Africa.

She said, “Dad used to shout at mummy and beat her and she would be crying. That day (November 29), we left her alone in the house. Daddy took the keys and mummy’s phone and locked mummy inside.

“When we came back home, daddy packed outside, locked us inside the car and went inside. After that, he called us to ‘come, come and see your mummy on the floor’. Mummy was saying, ‘Take me to hospital, I’m tired’. He started videoing her. He gave her red oil, but she spat it out. Her body was cold.”

The deceased’s mother, Mrs. Stella Ayobo, said her daughter had planned to visit her on the fateful day, but later cancelled the visit.

The mother said Priscillia had not been happy since she got married to Oluchi seven years ago. She added that Oluchi had shortly after his wife’s death reported at the Aguda Police Division, saying a friend took poison and died in his house.

She said, “Four years ago, they went to South Africa. She always called me to report how Oluchi maltreated her.

“She came back to Nigeria on November 27. She visited me on November 28 and promised to visit me again the following day, being a Sunday. But that day, around 8am, she called me that she would not be able to come again and promised to come with her children on Friday.

“Around 8pm that Sunday, her husband called me that she had been vomiting since morning and I told him to take her to a nearest hospital. He later called me and said it was a poison she took. I told him to bring her. By the time she brought her, she was dead. We took her to a hospital and the doctor said she had died.

“He went to the Aguda Police Station to report that a girl visited him from South Africa, took a poison and died in his house.”

The mother urged the police to investigate the matter to a logical conclusion and give justice to the family.

Priscillia’s elder sister, Mrs. Emenike Dorcas, said Oluchi had convinced her sister to come to Nigeria under the pretext that he would open a chemist’s for her.

“I reported the incident to the police at Satellite Town and Aguda divisions. Policemen at Aguda were surprised when they eventually knew the truth of the matter,” she added

The deceased’s uncle, Francis Ayobo, said the suspect was not remorseful after her wife’s death.

Bloggers and bad English. Common "he and she" has become a very big problem to this blogger with half baked eduction

Imagine "her wife and his husband"

espionagesavvy:
This is utterly crap, a complete drop down crappy write up. Russia knows it cannot stand the brunt of USA's military alone. Since after the cold war, the Russian military has been in shambles. Putin is seeking international relevance for Russian. The third world war would be fought over Israel, when Israel decides to seize Jerusalem and rebuild the temple of solomon over the Dome on the rock mosque in Jerusalem. Then I will recline in 4D and watch Iran and Israel dig it out, while their allies tear their throats out....

In Osuofia's voice: ABIA!

Boomboost:
www.tekz24.com/top-10-best-latest-upcoming-smartphones-2016-that-worth-wait/

Just noticed 13mp would be replaced with 21mp cameras, 4gb rams and 32gb roms and larger screens will make up flagship specs in this smartphone evolution. Nice designs too.

there is nothing like RAMS OR ROMS.

harbeedaymee:
obiano is really trying

that picture you posted is Akwa Ibom not Anambra.

Op, search the forum before creating new threads. This picture was extensively discussed hear yesterday from the front page.