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Romance › Re: We Took An Oath And I Found Out She Is Possessed by DjAndroid: 8:45pm On Oct 04, 2015*

Op , You Don mess up .

My friend go impregnate a lady to marry her by all means, Only to find out later that the lady been Don marry 3 times before, with one kid for one of the husbands.

You dey reason with your manhood instead of brain.

Na Deliverance be the solution. That is if she wants to be delivered. Otherwise, there is nothing you can do. Blood oat no be joke.

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Autos › Re: Toks Peugeot 406 Sold!!! by DjAndroid: 7:36pm On Oct 04, 2015

TheLaughter:
Lolz... I sold one last year. I wonder what's there to know.

Hapi Sales sha...

I am not the seller. You saying that a toks 2002 406 is 600 -700k means you nothing about them.

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Car Talk › Re: 2001 Nissan Altima Or Golf3 Saloon by DjAndroid: 5:47pm On Oct 04, 2015

I suggest golf. But know that golf 3 saloon is Volkswagen vento

Politics › Re: Yoruba Language Is Now An International Langauge - What Of Igbo by DjAndroid: 5:16pm On Oct 04, 2015

COME TAKE MEDAL. U DON TRY.

#SAYNOTOTRIBALISM

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Christianity Etc › Re: I Had A Dream About The Rapture, Glorious And Gory Sight by DjAndroid: 4:48pm On Oct 04, 2015

THOUGH I DIDNT READ UR POST BUT IT IS REAL. VERY SOON TIME WILL BE NO MORE. THIS IS INJURY TIME, WE ARE ALL ROUNDING OFF. I HAVE TAKEN A DECISION!

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Autos › Re: Toks Peugeot 406 Sold!!! by DjAndroid: 2:01pm On Oct 04, 2015

TheLaughter:
Just start to drive am now, because that's what u wil eventually do with that price!

That thing na 650k-700k car...

You know nothing about 406

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Health › Re: Let's Get To Know More Health Benefits Of Bitter Leaf(vernonia Amygdalina) by DjAndroid: 4:36pm On Oct 03, 2015

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Christianity Etc › Re: Sfiso Ncwane Buys Car For Francis Anosike, Nigerian Pastor For Healing Him (pics by DjAndroid: 11:53am On Oct 03, 2015

PunkyVeer:
Then what is it? Is it a plane? A boat? Oooh, maybe a horse carriage

with the picture above, I hope you will now rest.

Phones › Re: Mtn Diamond Yello Account Limitations by DjAndroid: 7:31am On Oct 03, 2015

Etisalat - GTB account is better. But overall deposit won't go beyond 200k.

Autos › Re: SOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!Used Babyboy(v6) For Quick Sale nw 170k by DjAndroid: 10:09pm On Oct 02, 2015

What is your location?

Education › Re: Nigeria's 5 Best Universities For Postgraduate Studies; Their Costs & Duration by DjAndroid: 4:07pm On Oct 02, 2015

MY FRIENDS THAT STARTED PGD IN UNIZIK SINCE 2O11 ARE STILL ON IT TILL NOW. THEY ARE CONSIDERING ABANDONING IT FOR OPEN UNIVERSITY.

UNIZIK CAN BE VERY ANNOYING IN POST GRADUATE PROGRAMMES

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Family › Re: Should I Eject My Lesbian Cousin From My House? by DjAndroid(op): 1:58pm On Oct 02, 2015

shagmaster:
I live in maryland it could be a lonely place which has fueled d desire of your cousin to be involved in lesbianism!!dnt send her away get her hands busy if u r buoyant enough send her smwr to learn it wld curb her addiction

SHE IS INTERESTED IN SO MANY THINGS, I THAUGHT HER HOW TO USE VIRTUAL DJ. SHE WILL SOON GO COMMERCIAL WITH IT. I AM PRESENTLY TEACHING HER TO PLAY THE PIANO. THE FACT IS WE ARE TOO CLOSE THAT SENDING HER OUT IS OUT OF THE OPTIONS. BUT I THINK HAVING A HEART TO HEART TALK WITH HER WILL BE A GOOD MOVE.

Family › Re: Should I Eject My Lesbian Cousin From My House? by DjAndroid(op): 12:30pm On Oct 02, 2015

Iamthoney:
Op there is no such place as merryland in Lagos.
Send the lesbo away from ur house ASAP
She ain't and will never listen to you

SORRY. ITS MARYLAND.

Crime › Re: Pastor Arraigned For Defrauding Church Members In Lagos by DjAndroid: 10:36am On Oct 02, 2015

aragran1:
and what did you find?

Just his name.

Crime › Re: Pastor Arraigned For Defrauding Church Members In Lagos by DjAndroid: 10:29am On Oct 02, 2015

I only came in to check the pastor's name.

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Family › Re: Should I Eject My Lesbian Cousin From My House? by DjAndroid(op): 9:22am On Oct 02, 2015

AlPeter:
Leave the young man, na. She got no where to go but be prepared to have angry husbands banging on your doors soon BTW you get girlfriends?

Due to the nature of my work, my girl comes only on Sundays and she doesn't sleep over, she lives with her parents.

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Romance › Re: Real-life Ghost Story by DjAndroid: 9:13am On Oct 02, 2015

Very poor formatting

Family › Re: Should I Eject My Lesbian Cousin From My House? by DjAndroid(op): 8:58am On Oct 02, 2015

Jimdonnet:
talk to her if she doesn't yield throw her out.shebi she is a "man"

If I throw her out, I will be tagged a wicked man by relatives. Remember I will not have the opportunity to tell everyone what she is doing.

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Family › Should I Eject My Lesbian Cousin From My House? by DjAndroid(op): 8:50am On Oct 02, 2015

I recently relocated to Lagos on transfer and got a two bedroom apartment around Merryland.

There is this my cousin who joined me two months ago to study at the Open University. I decided to give her one room in my apartment since I am not married yet.

To cut the story short, I just discovered that she is a lesbian. A very serious lesbian who toasts other girls including married women. But this girl is not up to 25years.
She brings girls/women to my house for sexual escapades.

At first I thought they are just ordinary friends, it was later that I discovered what they do.

I thought of talking to her about it but when I found out she is the "man" not the "womam", (she is the man that chases after the girls), then I knew that my advice to her will never work.

I talked to one of my friends, he said that my personal prayers will never cross my ceiling since I am in a house where abomination is being committed.

If I send her away, where will she go? If I talk to her about it, it will be pouring water on a stone, she will never stop.

Please people, a good advice is urgently needed as I don't want this atrocity to continue in my house.

NB. For your judgement, me and this girl are blood-related.

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Christianity Etc › Re: If You Return, God Will Restore by DjAndroid: 9:09am On Oct 01, 2015

That scripture got me. Let me copy it down.

Christianity Etc › Re: Sfiso Ncwane Buys Car For Francis Anosike, Nigerian Pastor For Healing Him (pics by DjAndroid: 10:08pm On Sep 29, 2015

PunkyVeer:
Then what is it? Is it a plane? A boat? Oooh, maybe a horse carriage

Christianity Etc › Re: Sfiso Ncwane Buys Car For Francis Anosike, Nigerian Pastor For Healing Him (pics by DjAndroid: 9:37pm On Sep 29, 2015

PunkyVeer:
What is an SUV? A train?

My friend, SUV is not a car.

Celebrities › Re: Ice Prince Hangs With Bill Gates, Michelle Obama, Beyonce, Jay Z & More In NYC by DjAndroid: 7:34am On Sep 28, 2015*

For you.

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Politics › Re: China Silicon Valley, I Was Amazed To Read This Post by DjAndroid: 6:59am On Sep 28, 2015

vicadex07:
ANOTHER MUSIWA

But honestly, that guy Musiwa fit get mental problem but we no go know.

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Phones › Re: TECNO Is In Big Trouble (pics) by DjAndroid: 6:38am On Sep 28, 2015

Codyt:
Why the thrash? In America do we see such on apples Facebook Page? Or other known mobile phone brands? Buy what your money can carry period! Na by force?

#Awofmungers

When a touchscreen display on dashboard was advertised on a certain American car about 3 years ago, (i think it was 2013 Toyota camry) Americans did more than this to the company. They rained abuses on the company, telling the advertiser they deliberately installed the touchscreen display to rip them off of their money. And that they preferred the no-display dashboard.

So Bro, it can also happen in America.

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Phones › Re: Gionee M5 13MP Camera Performace Discussion Thread by DjAndroid: 6:57am On Sep 27, 2015

Op you are not serious. You mentioned two phones and showed us one. Where are the ones taken with camon 8? Which kain one sided review be dis ?

Mtcheeew!

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Phones › Re: The Tecno Phantom 5 & The LED TV + Multitasking / Battery Test by DjAndroid: 7:18am On Sep 26, 2015

bigtt76:
Nice one BUT it's wrong measuring the sound output or quality of a mobile phone with that of an LED TV.

The reason being that both devices have speakers made of different quality and technology. Forget about Tecno saying it's Dolby.

Mobile devices have speakers made mostly out of piezo elements than same materials that of the LED TV are (traditional air blurring diaphragm material).

Also the positioning of the speakers matters a lot. On the TV is located either at the back or the base whose outlet is being blocked by the desk it's seating on. On the phone either at the back or the base but because you held it up, it is free of any blockade hence it may seem louder.

A true test of sound output would be to use same device against each other and not this.

Fine face though BTW wats wrong with your blog? Can't access it tru Spectranet network but works well on other networks?

You are right Bro! Secondly, comparing a mobilephone and a television shows misstechy does not really understand how sound is measured. The phone has high pitch and low frequency while the TV has low pitch and high frequency.

High pitch - low frequency = very light and tiny sound which doesn't go travel far. That's why a lady may be talking in a room and can be heard only in that room.

Low pitch - high frequency = heavy and deep sound which travels far. Eg is a man talking in a room in a very low voice but will be heard from a far distance. Or a CD player woofer which will be playing very low in a room but the sound can be heard from a far distance.

It is very wrong to compare the sound quality of a mobile phone and a television.

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Literature › Re: Codename:marshall89........."Threat To National Security" by DjAndroid: 2:53am On Sep 25, 2015

Wow. Nice movie! Is it Samuel L Jackson?

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Investment › Re: Investors Recover N400bn Lost To JP Morgan Sentiments by DjAndroid: 2:47am On Sep 25, 2015

If it is true (because I no dey trust vanguard again) then God don win again!

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Politics › Re: KIDNAP: I Slept On Bare Ground, Trekked Several Kilometres — Falae by DjAndroid: 2:34am On Sep 25, 2015

Op, use the rest of the story make soup.

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